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just gas those sick fucks.
Yeah, but she must have really been a looker !!!!
What a good idea though, he must have really lusted after her and didn't want to bother her while she was alive and busy - so he just waited until she was not using her body anymore.
:-X
Me (and my twin... strangely enough) turn 20 in 2 months... I'll keep you posted on our imenantly developing necrophelia...
I'm glad they only had a picture of one of the twins... what is the sense in having two? :P
Ummmm that was in WISCONSIN....I told you those Midwesterners are strange....them and Mountain Folk!...I just don't trust them.
Besides my picture is
<-----Thatta' way
A friend of mine tried to introduce me to necrophilia and bestiality - but I told him he was flogging a dead horse!
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It'd been done to the death too... :-X
That's Peter Kay ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
...Oh it's as priceless as it was the 50,000th time you did itQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
jackass
Grow a sense of humour you little prick!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
I have a sense of humor but the same thing done time after time loses it's edge....I mean I like funny stuff but I'm no moron....duh hahaha....do it again, do it again :bounce:
Ok note to self , "Jokes can only be told once from now on" ???Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Lyle has been in overload in recent days, what with blaming Clinton for continuing the finished cold war, placing Thatcher as top of the great Britons list, and denouncing anyone having a little prod at his uppity self!Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Chill out Lyle!! ::** ;D
Well I don't want you guys to get stagnant, you need to keep it fresh....think otuside the box, challenge yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
I don't mind people joking around but let's do something different every now and then
I provide people with a different view on the world sir and that my friend is a great contribution to society ;D
http://wit.kitt.net/uploaded_images/peterkay-721538.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
:lol:
Hahaha CCQuote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
i started the thread a while back now
saying is it just me or does lyle look like peter kay.
prob lost in the server switches now
only look alike though cos kays funny
Lol ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by beds
...ooooh we both have brown hair...HOLY CRAP it's my twin!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The_One77
dummies
please... you could shave your hair off and still look like him
he would look like Max then ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
Ow dare you!?
I wake up every morning thinking that, I look at myself in the mirror and think Peter Kay is in the room....it's really scary.....hey I've got an idea how about we just keep this up and it's bound to get funnier...I mean it's not like it could get less funny....could it???Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
In all actuality Mr. Beds we have yet to see you post a picture of yourself....but it's ok, I found one
http://bigbalagan.typepad.com/photos...iny_tim1_1.jpg
Good for you, you heard what people said about the Ukulele and you just went for it anyways...you're a brave, man....ummm person
You know, you're right... it couldn't get any less funny... not when you keep getting so wound up about it, instead of just posting a simple 'lol' or 'hahaha' and leaving it at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Don't kid your self... not only is your over reacting extremely funny... but...
you still look like Peter Kay
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
http://www.comedy-zone.net/images/pe.../kay-peter.jpg
CC Grimy Balls
....and how many times has this ever really been posted (Millions ???)
About 2 or 3 times before this!!!
..and Lyle as for your contribution to society, I suspect your best contribution to society was left running down the crack of your mothers arse ;D ;D
Oh Adam and BigH I found pics of you guys too....sorry it took so long, didn't mean to leave you out...my bad
Adam you are in need of a toothbrush
http://lunar.shakal.net/visual/avata...d%20avatar.jpg
BigH that scooter is precious
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ica/retard.jpg
Oh the crack of my Mom's ass joke too...WOW, reinvent the wheel while you're at itQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
Knock, knock BigH :beat:
hahahaha! AHAHAHAHA! Lyle you crack me up...
You need to get the pineapple that you sat down on surgicaly removed from your arsehole though... or has some one just been pissing on your Kornflakes every morning...
You need to relax Lyle... go fuck your sister or something, what ever it is you 'Southern Gentlemen' do... :P
Oh yes, inbreeding....that is our past time, you totally have us pegged
What else do you have for me (preist and a rabbi joke....please!!)
This thread has gone a bit bonkers!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Are you Jewish now Lyle? ::** :-\
if he is lets holocaust him O0
Ooh thats harsh!! ;D Funny though!Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights
Hitler suffered from uncontrolled flatulence. That must have been awful.
No reason for mass genocide I guess though.
Are you having any bouts of flatulence out there, Raleights? ;D
I got a joke for you Lyle :)
There's a trucker going down the highway, got a full load in the back he's about to drop off. He makes it to his drop, empties the load and starts to head back home. Well on his way home he notices a sign that says 'Bowling Balls - 50 cents!'. After seeing this sign he thinks to himself wow, thats a killer deal I could really make some money! So he buys the load of bowling balls and gets back on the highway. After a while of driving he spots these 2 colored boys pushing a bicycle with a flat tire, and being the nice guy he is the trucker pulls over and offers the boys a lift - but the only condition was that they ride in the back with the bowling balls since there's not enough room in the cab. The 2 little boys agree without hesitation since their house is only a couple of miles away, and they back on the road once again. Not a few seconds later the driver gets pulled over by a state trooper. The officer goes through all the motions, asking for license and registration, and eventually gets around to asking whats in the back of the truck. The trucker truthfully tells him I got a load of bowling balls back there, and just doing his job the officer tells him I'd like to have a look if you don't mind..... So they make their way to the back of the truck and the driver opens up the door
The trooper quickly takes a step back, draws his gun and says "Bowling balls my ass! Them are n-igger eggs, 2 of em done hatched and stole a bicycle!
No I'm not miles, but being the true southerner that I am I had to look up the word flatulence on dictionary.com ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
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Originally Posted by raleights
Did you smell the aroma of an anonymous cool clicker....non flatulent by the way! :)
Lyle might need some valium or something...he's bouncing off the walls these days! :-\
I agree he needs valium, as a matter of fact if he were to take 30 valiums and never wake up again the world's overpopulation issue would be helped by 0.000000000000000000000000001%
harsh but think about it folks....
oh yeah anonymously back at ya, I'm sure you were hoping for non-flatulent but you can shit in one hand and... well you know the rest
;D Quality post, absolutely hilarious!!Quote:
Originally Posted by raleights
Gas issues and prices are an issue in most societies so Ive no issue with the whole shit in the hand business. Its just the way that some cultures evolve...
As for Lyle on a relaxing thing like Valium....can you imagine the opposite??
Really, Lyle is the best advert for saying no to drugs!! He's mental without, imagine him on! whoa!!! ;D
And hello Lyle! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by miles
Its all in jest from me! No going mentalistic, please! :-\ ;D
I like how whenever I respond people are just shocked at how enraged I am...I guess it's due to the lack of tone and inflection in written communication.
I'm not angry at you guys...some of the stuff is funny, but some of it has been done to death....
that's it I'm coming to England! ;D
I expect to be welcomed with open arms
http://www.blacklagoon.net/party/Hal...mney_sweep.jpg
Why look it's raghleights the chimney sweep....why of course I'll give you 2 pence for a clean chimney!
Same here all in jest
Actually I would pay to see Lyle on acid O0