Go see Crank with Jason Stathm it will rock your world!!!!

I seen Crank this weekend and it was fukin intense! Most brutal, intense action flick I seen in a long ass time. Stathm wakes up to find he has been givin a beijing cocktail and has less than an hour to live. There is NO antidote. He can only slow down the process by keeping a constant adrenaline rush, if this means: Killing folks, kicking ass, fuckin his girlfriend against a mail box in public, driving through a mall while in pursuit of the cops, or killing more folks then so be it! Crazy ass movie, I literally had a small adrenaline rush leaving the theatre and I can't remember the last time that happend. Check it out people! :badass: :flame: :fking:

did he die in the end?

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I'm not gonna tell ya, that'd spoil the movie. Go see it, it's tight.

A Universal Film

A John Woo Production

Jason Stantham is

Type cast!

Rated R for repetitiveness :P

John Woo?

Bets it go loads of slo mo gun ballet in it!

lol

I like Jason Statham. Not really sure why, probably because of the Monk.

I likeD Jason Statham before he started going all British Steven Segal on us... I like Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as well as Snatch and after that Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham just sort of packed it in.

"The gave you the Beijing Cocktail if you stop moving you die"

When that line is uttered in the Trailer is exactly where I lost intrest....ALTHOUGH

"My name is Chev Chelios, and today is the day I die"

Was pretty bad too

Chev Chelios

lol

I'll probably rent it on DVD when it comes out

how simple minded does one have to be to enjoy movies like Crank and The Transporter :D

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Lol.You do realise you are calling 'Hulk' a simpleton.

Don't make him angry

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Hulk angry?

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I likeD Jason Statham before he started going all British Steven Segal on us... I like Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels as well as Snatch and after that Guy Ritchie and Jason Statham just sort of packed it in.

"The gave you the Beijing Cocktail if you stop moving you die"

When that line is uttered in the Trailer is exactly where I lost intrest....ALTHOUGH

"My name is Chev Chelios, and today is the day I die"

Was pretty bad too

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Agreed.

I've been able to get into an action movie in a long time.

I'm a Horror or Drama type guy myself.

My g/f and I were in the theatre last week and saw a preview for The Marine.  It looks like dreadful.  As bad as the movie with Howie Long as the firefighter.

Anyway, Just as I turned to look at my g/f and tell her how S*** of a movie that is she says..."we HAVE to see that."  :'(

She probably thinks she's doing you a favor

Flyboys a movie about World War I airplane pilots...that looks badass! CRASH INTO THE ZEPPLINS I SAY!!! THE ZEEEEEPPLINS!!!!

War movies are usually very hard to make uninteresting or just plain horrible....Thin Red Line wasn't all that good, Pearl Harbor wasn't good...but Saving Private Ryan...that movie was cool as hell!

Dirty Dozen, Longest Day, Great Escape, Bridge Too Far...anything where the Nazi's get their asses whupped is going to be good

Pearl Harbor tried to make the Japanese look honorable by blowing up all our boys with a surprise attack...bravo, let's make a movie making the US look AWESOME for dropping 2 nukes on your asses!

Well, you dirty sons of bitches! >:mad I reccomend a bad ass movie to you, one NONE of you have seen and you proceed to trash it. Bastards. It's a little better than you are givin it credit for, how bout watching it b4 you slam. Also I like Steven Seagal movies, the pony tail pudge amuses me. And "The Marine" looks gay as hell. John Cena is a douche.

....it's like Speed but Jason Statham plays Keanu AND the bus

Meh, i thought the Thin Red Line was brilliant, got to watch it by yourself though.

One guy you think is the lead actor fights, talks to himself, then dies or gets wounded: REPEAT 50 times

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Flyboys looks like the worst piece of sh!t in the history of celluloid. It looks almost like a Michael Bay movie (the biggest hack in all of the movie business). As for Crank, it also looks like a 90 minute bowel movement. The fact of the matter is action movies are the worst genre there is. Die Hard, Speed, and the first Lethal Weapon were the only good ones. Everything else is hot garbage.

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Flyboys looks like the worst piece of sh!t in the history of celluloid. It looks almost like a Michael Bay movie (the biggest hack in all of the movie business). As for Crank, it also looks like a 90 minute bowel movement. The fact of the matter is action movies are the worst genre there is. Die Hard, Speed, and the first Lethal Weapon were the only good ones. Everything else is hot garbage.

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What are you, Gay or somethin?

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Flyboys looks like the worst piece of sh!t in the history of celluloid. It looks almost like a Michael Bay movie (the biggest hack in all of the movie business). As for Crank, it also looks like a 90 minute bowel movement. The fact of the matter is action movies are the worst genre there is. Die Hard, Speed, and the first Lethal Weapon were the only good ones. Everything else is hot garbage.

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What are you, Gay or somethin?

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Your mother.

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You must have watched them to make such a comment, surely if they were that bad you would stop at movie number two.

Listening or reading people slag off cheesy movies s quite amusing. For anyone that does it a word to the wise. NO ONE CARES!!!!

Hope this helps.

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You must have watched them to make such a comment, surely if they were that bad you would stop at movie number two.

Listening or reading people slag off cheesy movies s quite amusing. For anyone that does it a word to the wise. NO ONE CARES!!!!

Hope this helps.

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Obviously you cared enough to comment. Bye ;D

smashcrusher, Flyboys is not in the "action" category, it's more of a "War" film.

I'll leave you to watching your "Romantic Comedies"...you love Julia Roberts and Meg Ryan don't you....you sly dog you

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smashcrusher, Flyboys is not in the "action" category, it's more of a "War" film.

I'll leave you to watching your "Romantic Comedies"...you love Julia Roberts and Meg Ryan don't you....you sly dog you

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Who said Flyboys was an action movie? I said it looked like a Michael Bay movie, which is the film equivalent of feces. Crank is an action movie. Bye ;D

Well it's not a Michael Bay movie...so go watch your Fried Green Tomatoes and leave us be

Why are you still talking? I said bye.

Bye ;D

Sorry...didn't mean to disturb you while you were in the middle of "Runaway Bride"

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Yeah. ;D You know how I know Smashcrusher is gay? He likes the movie "Maid in Manhattan" ;D ;D

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Yeah Mayorga losin to Oscar sucked big time. But I'm still a fan, and he still rocks. And when and if he comes back he will win another world title. He needs to avenge that BS loss to Spinks.

...which loss was that the first one or the second one?

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:D You know I'm just f@#kin' with ya right? I hate Oscar too. Not a huge Mayorga fan, but nonetheless that fight sucked. I don't think he needs to avenge the Spinks fight though. Everyone already knows Mayorga really won.

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:D You know I'm just f@#kin' with ya right? I hate Oscar too. Not a huge Mayorga fan, but nonetheless that fight sucked. I don't think he needs to avenge the Spinks fight though. Everyone already knows Mayorga really won.

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Yep, that's most definately true. And Lyle, he only faced Spinks, once, so I dunno what you're talkin bout. And got screwed royally in that fight.

My bad

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:D You know I'm just f@#kin' with ya right? I hate Oscar too. Not a huge Mayorga fan, but nonetheless that fight sucked. I don't think he needs to avenge the Spinks fight though. Everyone already knows Mayorga really won.

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Hmmm for some reason i remember Spinks boxing Mayorga all night long, dancing around him, making most of his punches ineffective. Gonna have to youtube this one

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:D You know I'm just f@#kin' with ya right? I hate Oscar too. Not a huge Mayorga fan, but nonetheless that fight sucked. I don't think he needs to avenge the Spinks fight though. Everyone already knows Mayorga really won.

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Hmmm for some reason i remember Spinks boxing Mayorga all night long, dancing around him, making most of his punches ineffective. Gonna have to youtube this one

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No thanks, my internet connection is too slow for youtube, and uh I seen the fight way too many times as it is. I remember it a little differntly, Spinks running a whole lot, gettin knocked down at least once but it not bein counted, never trying to plant his feet and inflict any damage what so ever upon Mayorga, and then getting the first of what would be many gift decisions, then cryin like a bitch.

I know his punches weren't doing much, but neither were Mayorga

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I know his punches weren't doing much, but neither were Mayorga

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Well Mayorga's punches were knockin him all over the ring, includin down for what shoulda been least one legit knockdown, and his aggression was makin Spinks run worse than before or since which is quite an accomplishment. Yes Mayorga did miss his share, but it's hard to fight someone who refuses to engage at all, ever, and is in survival mode. Point is Mayorga rocks, and so does "Crank", go see it!!!