***Boxing's Brave New World.....for a day, anyway***

If you had the chance to take over a boxer/promoter/manager for a day... What would you do with them? What fights would you make happen. How would you act?

Jab Judah: I would wake up... Get out of bed... look in the mirror... and repeatedly punch myself in the face until I were unconcious.

ODLH: First fight Tito and finish that sh1t and then give Mayweather 60 out of the 100% of the purse to make that fight happen.SOON!!

Don King: (Same as Judah except his day would end by stepping out into traffic)

Bob Arum:(see Don King)

B-Hop: Stay retired and sell T-shirts with his face on them that say "The legend killer, killer" to piss Tarver off

Jermain Taylor: Win a big fight by KO or UD

Winky Wright: I would rematch Taylor and friggin fight the last round

Sergio Mora: I would take him into battle against Jermain Taylor and jump out of his body right before Taylor hands him his own @$

Fernando Vargas: Retire

Floyde Mayweather: Give my dad a hug :'(

Joe C: Fight a NAME... and stop getting hurt. great SMW but we're gonna have to wheel him into the ring soon.

Barrera: Get Liposuction on my huge head.

Morales: Pound PAC one more time.

Paulie M: I would fight Cotto again. This time with a baseball bat and umpires mask

John Ruiz: Yawn... Um... I would stop boxing and become a librarian

Lamon Brewster: Get back on the horse. He can fight with the best and he needs to get back in the ring and win a title.

Peter Manfredo: Get braces

Rock: Stop getting your @$ KO'd by lack luster boxers.

Tarver: I would buy a wig for that grape

Ray Leonard: I would slap Sergio Mora whenever he spoke to me like we were on the same level during contender bouts and then stick his skinny a$ in a dunce cap and put him in the corner

Thomas Hearn: I love the man and would have him quit boxing all together... JUST STOP!! Noone can understand you. You're punch drunk

Sly: You're not a boxer. You will never be. Stop pretending that cuz you faked and pulled punches in a movie that you know what sugar knows... Actually.... Get in the ring and spar with no headgear against Leonard just for shats and giggles. Sugar ray in 2........seconds I mean


Give me some more, guys ;D

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joe calzaghe-go to the barbers

gary lockett-get my teeth done

amir khan-sack manager,retake driving lessons.

audley harrison-hand my licence in.

frank warren-get amir a lightweight fighter ::**

ricky hatton-go to boots buy some slimfast,go to tanshop get a tan. ;D

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joe calzaghe-go to the barbers

gary lockett-get my teeth done

amir khan-sack manager,retake driving lessons.

audley harrison-hand my licence in.

frank warren-get amir a lightweight fighter ::**

ricky hatton-go to boots buy some slimfast,go to tanshop get a tan. ;D

cc I like it :D

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joe calzaghe= get fight with clinton woods then roy jones
amir khan= get fighter thats half decent ;)
audley harrison = tell harrison ur shite u hopeless piece of S*** retire maybe try dominoes instead lol
ricky hatton = get rematch with luis collazo then fight castillo
castillo= make the weight  ;)
danny williams = work at cake shop
james toney = go on atkins diet or have stomach pumped to get fat out
herbie hide = have his jaw fitted in my front room for nice window
clinton woods= fight calzaghe then roy jones
roy jones= rematch tarver and glen johnson
jeff lacy = get some speed learn to slip punches
riddick bowe= retire

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Originally Posted by ICE COLD BOXING

joe calzaghe= get fight with clinton woods then roy jones
amir khan= get fighter thats half decent ;)
audley harrison = tell harrison ur shite u hopeless piece of S*** retire maybe try dominoes instead lol
ricky hatton = get rematch with luis collazo then fight castillo
castillo= make the weight ;)
danny williams = work at cake shop
james toney = go on atkins diet or have stomach pumped to get fat out
herbie hide = have his jaw fitted in my front room for nice window
clinton woods= fight calzaghe then roy jones
roy jones= rematch tarver and glen johnson
jeff lacy = get some speed learn to slip punches
riddick bowe= retire

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Originally Posted by ICE COLD BOXING

joe calzaghe= get fight with clinton woods then roy jones
amir khan= get fighter thats half decent ;)
audley harrison = tell harrison ur shite u hopeless piece of S*** retire maybe try dominoes instead lol
ricky hatton = get rematch with luis collazo then fight castillo
castillo= make the weight ;)
danny williams = work at cake shop
james toney = go on atkins diet or have stomach pumped to get fat out
herbie hide = have his jaw fitted in my front room for nice window
clinton woods= fight calzaghe then roy jones
roy jones= rematch tarver and glen johnson
jeff lacy = get some speed learn to slip punches
riddick bowe= retire

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Scott Harrison - stop drinking when you start vomiting uncontrollably and want to have a fight for free.

Interesting. Well, I felt the comment to send Joe Calzaghe to the barber was somewhat harsh. You know he can afford to go to toni & Guy these days? :p

Joe Calzaghe - Knock a big name out with one punch, to finally silenc those eejits who reckon that he can't punch.
Frank Warren - Go and torment some sinners before cooking some sausages and bacon on the eternal fires of his home.
Matt Skelton - Just fight. Whoever it is, just fight, and do it soon.
Roy Jones Jr - Go home, play the playstation on your 132" tv, and generally quit dreaming that you are as good as you were 4 years ago.
Butterbean - Just keep entertaining us as the biggest man in the ring!
Clinton Woods - Finally forget about the Johnson jinx, and focus on the next fight, no demons left....except maybe RJJ :p
Don King - remove hand from the electric socket and buy a proper comb.
Mike Tyson - Laser tattoo removal.
Ricky Hatton - quit handing back all the titles you win!
Tam Seddon - win the next one son!
John Ruiz - resume career as a physics teacher, and don't make people get PPV to put them to sleep.
Lennox Lewis - shove a fist in that Klitschko's mouth and save the HW division from the Eastern Bloc.

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Interesting. Well, I felt the comment to send Joe Calzaghe to the barber was somewhat harsh. You know he can afford to go to toni & Guy these days? :p

Joe Calzaghe - Knock a big name out with one punch, to finally silenc those eejits who reckon that he can't punch.
Frank Warren - Go and torment some sinners before cooking some sausages and bacon on the eternal fires of his home.
Matt Skelton - Just fight. Whoever it is, just fight, and do it soon.
Roy Jones Jr - Go home, play the playstation on your 132" tv, and generally quit dreaming that you are as good as you were 4 years ago.
Butterbean - Just keep entertaining us as the biggest man in the ring!
Clinton Woods - Finally forget about the Johnson jinx, and focus on the next fight, no demons left....except maybe RJJ :p
Don King - remove hand from the electric socket and buy a proper comb.
Mike Tyson - Laser tattoo removal.
Ricky Hatton - quit handing back all the titles you win!
Tam Seddon - win the next one son!
John Ruiz - resume career as a physics teacher, and don't make people get PPV to put them to sleep.
Lennox Lewis - shove a fist in that Klitschko's mouth and save the HW division from the Eastern Bloc.

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Lol, good stuff there Boston..best thing I've seen you post! Clever too. cc

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Lol, good stuff there Boston..best thing I've seen you post! Clever too. cc

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Wilfred Saurland - I would send Abraham back out there in the 5th and watch his broken jaw swell...HAHAHA

Miranda - I'd keep my left hand up and aim for Arthur's jaw

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Wilfred Saurland - I would send Abraham back out there in the 5th and watch his broken jaw swell...HAHAHA

Miranda - I'd keep my left hand up and aim for Arthur's jaw

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Big Abe fan, huh! lol

Wlad: retire, run for mayor of some Ukrainian town. Leave us alone.

Allan Green: Just go ahead and get KTFO by somebody, its coming soon, might as well get it over with

JMM: do something. Fighting a guy named Jimrez Jaca doesn't really count.

O'Neill Bell: Actually fight somebody. Its called defending your title, might want to give it a shot just for fun.

Margarito: Stop waiting on Floyd to miraculously decide to fight you. Its a waste of time.

Vivian Harris: Just stop being yourself. Be somebody else.

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Wlad: retire, run for mayor of some Ukrainian town. Leave us alone.

Allan Green: Just go ahead and get KTFO by somebody, its coming soon, might as well get it over with

JMM: do something. Fighting a guy named Jimrez Jaca doesn't really count.

O'Neill Bell: Actually fight somebody. Its called defending your title, might want to give it a shot just for fun.

Margarito: Stop waiting on Floyd to miraculously decide to fight you. Its a waste of time.

Vivian Harris: Just stop being yourself. Be somebody else.

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Don't you have any positive things that people can do....I mean you're all negative here dude. Surely there is something positive that someone can do in your eyes. As the Oumafan, then surely you can think of a good fight for him.
CC for the JMM and O'Neil Bell comments though, it's like sitting and watching mould growing with their careers at the moment.

most of mine weren't po ;Dssitive

de la Hoya - send the kids off and bang the wife all day on top of a pile of money.

Ricky Hatton - Challenge Collazo at 140.

Don King - return all the stolen souls from boxers over the years.

Zab Judah - Challenge Paul Williams at 118, knowing he could never make weight and call him a chicken.

Nicolay Valuev - Challenge anyone else with a title.

If I could take over a boxers body for the day I would do the following;

Amr Khan - Prowl Hampstead Heath looking for cock, making sure I'm as blatently visable as possible. I would make sure I got pictured deep throating a jumbo pork saugage to show complete contempt for his religion, and I'd mouth to the cameraman, 'Care to give me some of the real thing boys,'?

I'd then leave his body, go back into mine, and look forward to the next's days papers and the complete ruination of Amir's career.

I would love to see his response to being questioned, his excuse of memory loss or possession leading to him to do these awful things just wouldn't help him much.

Where's your Allah now huh? :bootyshake:

CC pride of Boston, funny thread....especially like this line, and it's so damn true.


"Ray Leonard: I would slap Sergio Mora whenever he spoke to me like we were on the same level during contender bouts and then stick his skinny a$ in a dunce cap and put him in the corner"

HMMM let's see.....

Freddie Roach-Figure out who is the man in my Relationship me or Lucia...

James Toney--Get some type of fast food endorsement

Joe C--Find another fighter to look good against before the truth about Lacy comes out

Antonio Tarver--Admit Im not as good as Mason Dixon

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If I could take over a boxers body for the day I would do the following;

Amr Khan - Prowl Hampstead Heath looking for cock, making sure I'm as blatently visable as possible. I would make sure I got pictured deep throating a jumbo pork saugage to show complete contempt for his religion, and I'd mouth to the cameraman, 'Care to give me some of the real thing boys,'?

I'd then leave his body, go back into mine, and look forward to the next's days papers and the complete ruination of Amir's career.

I would love to see his response to being questioned, his excuse of memory loss or possession leading to him to do these awful things just wouldn't help him much.

Where's your Allah now huh? :bootyshake:

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lmfao ;D

Lennox Lewis







Id like to know what its like to have delusions of grandure only to be bought crashing back to reality by mediochre oppostion

Some good shiet here. Nice thread and 1 CC for Pride of Boston.

Too busy to think of any of my own as I am busy as fudge but thanks for all the laughs. You guys are hilarious.

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Some good shiet here. Nice thread and 1 CC for Pride of Boston.

Too busy to think of any of my own as I am busy as fudge but thanks for all the laughs. You guys are hilarious.

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Lennox Lewis







Id like to know what its like to have delusions of grandure only to be bought crashing back to reality by mediochre oppostion

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I love it... Sorry Lennox

Hatton-grow some stones and give Collazo a rematch
Ruiz-Retire
Rahman-Retire
Hearns-Retire
Bowe-Retire
Gatti-Retire
Vargas-Retire
Zab-visit psychiatrist, get proper meds and come back...and get pounded by PBF again.
PBF-go 50-50 with ODLH on purse and "GET ER DONE"
ODLH-(see PBF)
James "Buster" Douglas-get in shape, get focused and kick the ever lovin piss out of Holyfield
Holyfield-Retire or (see above)

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Hatton-grow some stones and give Collazo a rematch
Ruiz-Retire
Rahman-Retire
Hearns-Retire
Bowe-Retire
Gatti-Retire
Vargas-Retire
Zab-visit psychiatrist, get proper meds and come back...and get pounded by PBF again.
PBF-go 50-50 with ODLH on purse and "GET ER DONE"
ODLH-(see PBF)
James "Buster" Douglas-get in shape, get focused and kick the ever lovin piss out of Holyfield
Holyfield-Retire or (see above)

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I think most people have misunderstood this thread completely, it's not a what do you think these boxers should do next but rather, 'If you could inhabit any boxer's body for a day what would you do. I'm sure you can think of stuff a whole lot more exciting then to retire?

And to the dozens of posters who say I'd beat this person or I'd beat that person please explain to me the following,

1) How the hell are you going to get a fight arranged, contracts signed, advertising and venue arrangements a 6 week training camp, plus fight the actual fight in 24 hours? ???

2) Secondly those who say they would batter this person or that person, remember it's YOU who are inhabiting that boxers body so YOU would be takng the punches and YOU would need to win the fight. Since I doubt any of us can compete at anything remotely approacing world class level of boxing I'd say fighting anyone is out of the question.

Personally what I would love to do is this,

Be Oscar De La Hoya,

9.00 am get out of bed, go to the bank, ask my wife to drive me cos I wouldnt know where to go :P

Draw out a couple million dollars in cash, drive wife home.

Now I'd drive out to my own car (bilbo's) and put the money in the boot of my car. ;D

Next I would go home. I'd buy a webcam, set it up in my bedroom.....

Now I would fuck the living shit out of Oscar's lovely wife.

I'd get to to talk dirty, keep yelling 'Say my name bitch!. Call me Baggins! :cwm23:

'Come on honey tell me you want me to play with your ring, that's it LOUDER!, tell me you want your ring to be mine! :bananastyle:

Next I'd make her eat my cum, being sure to position her in direct sight of my webcam.

Now with her fucked I'd proceed to fuck De La Hoya in a different way.

Logging onto my fave porn torrent site empornium I'd upload our little video thus guaranteeing a million downloads within the next 24 hours.


Now I'd take a wad of cash, drive to the seediest part of town. I'd be wearing some of my wife's stockings under my trousers which I would now take off.

Finding the busiest spot I would get out of my car, wearing only my stockings, and lie down on the pavement and start masturbating furiously.

I would gather the money around my genitals and say to passers by 'help yourselves'.

The next day would be a pretty bad one for Oscar De La Hoya. :-X

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Hatton-grow some stones and give Collazo a rematch
Ruiz-Retire
Rahman-Retire
Hearns-Retire
Bowe-Retire
Gatti-Retire
Vargas-Retire
Zab-visit psychiatrist, get proper meds and come back...and get pounded by PBF again.
PBF-go 50-50 with ODLH on purse and "GET ER DONE"
ODLH-(see PBF)
James "Buster" Douglas-get in shape, get focused and kick the ever lovin piss out of Holyfield
Holyfield-Retire or (see above)

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I think most people have misunderstood this thread completely, it's not a what do you think these boxers should do next but rather, 'If you could inhabit any boxer's body for a day what would you do. I'm sure you can think of stuff a whole lot more exciting then to retire?

And to the dozens of posters who say I'd beat this person or I'd beat that person please explain to me the following,

1) How the hell are you going to get a fight arranged, contracts signed, advertising and venue arrangements a 6 week training camp, plus fight the actual fight in 24 hours?  ???

2) Secondly those who say they would batter this person or that person, remember it's YOU who are inhabiting that boxers body so YOU would be takng the punches and YOU would need to win the fight. Since I doubt any of us can compete at anything remotely approacing world class level of boxing I'd say fighting anyone is out of the question.

Personally what I would love to do is this,

Be Oscar De La Hoya,

9.00 am get out of bed, go to the bank, ask my wife to drive me cos I wouldnt know where to go  :P

Draw out a couple million dollars in cash, drive wife home.

Now I'd drive out to my own car (bilbo's) and put the money in the boot of my car.  ;D

Next I would go home. I'd buy a webcam, set it up in my bedroom.....

Now I would F*** the living S*** out of Oscar's lovely wife.

I'd get to to talk dirty, keep yelling 'Say my name bitch!. Call me Baggins!  :cwm23:

'Come on honey tell me you want me to play with your ring, that's it LOUDER!, tell me you want your ring to be mine!  :bananastyle:

Next I'd make her eat my cum, being sure to position her in direct sight of my webcam.

Now with her fucked I'd proceed to F*** De La Hoya in a different way.

Logging onto my fave porn torrent site empornium I'd upload our little video thus guaranteeing a million downloads within the next 24 hours.


Now I'd take a wad of cash, drive to the seediest part of town. I'd be wearing some of my wife's stockings under my trousers which I would now take off.

Finding the busiest spot I would get out of my car, wearing only my stockings, and lie down on the pavement and start masturbating furiously.

I would gather the money around my genitals and say to passers by 'help yourselves'.

The next day would be a pretty bad one for Oscar De La Hoya.  :-X

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bilbo, my boy...  all I can say............................................... .................................................. ..................................
is you're the only guy tht really got it...

2 ccs I may have got you today but Ill try...  None the less 2 for that post.  Laughed my yankee a$ off!!



Nope... I got ya :-)

1cc2ya ;D

Wacko... I'm a little hurt you didn't respond to this one... :'( C'mon my friend