I'm addicted to strippers. God I love those dirt little whore bitches! And they love me! 8) :boobies:
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I'm addicted to strippers. God I love those dirt little whore bitches! And they love me! 8) :boobies:
They don't ;)
See how much they love when you're poor. Loser
I actually was dragged to a strip club about a month ago and was reminded of why I never go (aside not having enough money). We walk into the club, and I lay my eyes on these 2 gorgeous dancers standing by the bar. The guy I went with bounces for the place every now and then so naturally he knew the girls - the first thing that comes out of his mouth when I pointed to them was "Yeah they have herpes, stay away from them."
Maybe they're not all crudded up, but you gotta be a dirty bird to strip for a living :)
And why is Missy so damn hateful!
Don't get pissy at me just because you're not hot enough to be one. Bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Missy
Miaow!!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Von Milash
Pissy Missy is right though... The only thing a stripper likes about you is the money in your hand/her thong.
that's right, it's every girls ambition to wear slag shoes and spread their legs for a buck for losers like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Milash
Or a dyke with a blackbelt who moderates a boxing forum. ::**
Ive only been to a few strip clubs. Once on holiday in Manilla because my friend thought it would interest me. Bit ugly though with all the pervs at the front dribbling. Not really my scene. Then another time was here in Korea. Again it felt a bit wrong. Imported Russian girls who obviously have no alternative to make a buck or 2. Just felt a bit sordid. Just not a place I feel the need to go to really.
Im not knocking anyone that does though. Each to their own really. ;)
Your just jealous missy hasnt put a dollar in your thong..by the way thanks missy ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Von Milash
Better that than a socially inept nerd who posts in one ::** :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Von Milash
Bitch 8)
you forget the 'has something missing because he is addicted to strippers' part :P
i only go into strip joints on stag do's one drink one lap dance then off 2 the next pub 4 me, but sum of the lads love it, last stag do couple of the lads spent abot 500 quid, how fkn stupid is that, just go out get drunk cop off instead save them sum fkn money! daft b'stards ha ha
I guess you guys failed to get the humor of another useless thread.
I too, started off like you.... thinking it was funny and just a bit of harmless fun. I used to go out with my friends and do one or two strippers a night - nothing serious, just a stabbing or strangulation in the alley on their way home.
before I knew it, I was doing six or seven a night on weekends, traveling far and wide to indulge my addiction. Everything else became secondary and my entire week was spent planning how to stalk and murder them in the most imaginative way possible. I ended up taking trophies and leaving little notes for the police and everything.
It was taking over my life and I was deep in the throes of addiction. One night I even crucified an Albanian and then I looked at myself and knew I had hot rock bottom.
I ended up joining 'StripperWhoreMurderers Anonymous', meeting people like me and finally realised that I was not alone. We do a lot of group therapy and I have made many good friends. There is a Danish guy who goes there, for example.
Be careful Von .........., just say NO
X you are a member or SWMA too????
remember bro...one day at a time
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Originally Posted by Von Milash
Haha, von i like the "dirty little whore bitches part!"Quote:
Originally Posted by X
That's how it always is though. The first time I went to a strip club I thought "Hey, now THIS is fun!" Then two months later I was beating whore's to death in back alleys just to get my next fix. Like X, I ended up in "StripperWHoreMurderers Anonymous". The problem was, this ended up giving me more hook-ups to find and murder Stripper Whores.
Eventually I came to realize that strippers are just like you and I, just with low self-esteem issues and cocaine/alcohol addictions. Well...err... I guess that makes strippers exactly like you and I :'( :-\ :o ;D
LMAO!