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Exactly how pissed have you been?
I have been caught out by some laughing mates outside a party, pissing shitting and spewing all at the same time ::**, 8) ,this closley followed a long stint of lying face down holding onto some long grass in a paddock next door to the party trying to stop myself from spinning off the world.
That was years ago.
I also woke up one morning after drinking (lost count of how many bottles of Mekong wiskey) in Thailand.
We had skyrocket and fireworks wars with other tourists all night long while walking the streets bar to bar on new years eve in the 80s.
Woke up on my surfboard on the beach and my mate recons he was watching from a balcony as spider crabs walked all over me and up the beach for the first hour of light.
"what were they doing"? "Just crabbing" he replied .as he snapped his fingers to his thumbs, ;D.
I only have a few reds or the odd beer now.
Some real dumb shit happens when alcohol is involved.
Whats the worse you've seen or done?
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I have been caught out by some laughing mates outside a party, pissing shitting and spewing all at the same time ::**, 8) ,this closley followed a long stint of lying face down holding onto some long grass in a paddock next door to the party trying to stop myself from spinning off the world.
That was years ago.
I also woke up one morning after drinking (lost count of how many bottles of Mekong wiskey) in Thailand.
We had skyrocket and fireworks wars with other tourists all night long while walking the streets bar to bar on new years eve in the 80s.
Woke up on my surfboard on the beach and my mate recons he was watching from a balcony as spider crabs walked all over me and up the beach for the first hour of light.
"what were they doing"? "Just crabbing" he replied .as he snapped his fingers to his thumbs, ;D.
I only have a few reds or the odd beer now.
Some real dumb shit happens when alcohol is involved.
Whats the worse you've seen or done?
hah thats a pretty cool one...
think my main ones are... getting with nasty ass dirty birds..
i remember last years work christmas night out i got with this right dirty ugly bird while i was drunk and accordin to the lads at work the next day she had two kids and looked like she had lock jaw :o
lol also jus silly things where you find yourself walking home 5 miles from town and you just stumble the whole way walking through the middle of the road n kind of thinking out loud, like talking to yourself and shit hah lol ... course i have puked up and shoit, but i havnt done that for a few years i find i can drink insane amounts and jus be pissed as a fart and mellow but i jus dont get all crazy lol
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....I woke up covered in my own vomit under a bush outside the East Carolina University Library
and another time I threw up so much I pulled a muscle in my back
My name is Lyle and I have a drinking problem.........
.I am currently out of alcohol ba-dum-ching!
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one time i simultaneousley lost conciousness and vomited, i remember starting to fall over and starting to vomit as i started to fall, and i blacked out as i landed, then i woke up about 6 hours later and vomited for then next 12 hours
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....I woke up covered in my own vomit under a bush outside the East Carolina University Library
and another time I threw up so much I pulled a muscle in my back
My name is Lyle and I have a drinking problem.........
.I am currently out of alcohol ba-dum-ching!
I knew a dude at ECU who got so f-ing drunk he passed out in an alley behind some bar on 5th street and spent the night there...this was in january... :cold:
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Last night I got pretty fucked up, had a Halloween Party but it's not the worst.
The worst I ever got, was when I drank nothing but Tequila 'Cazadores' I drank so much tequila that when I started throwing up I threw up all the food I had ate then I ran out of food, I started throwing NOTHING BUT 'tequila' and it fucken burned even worst as it made it's way back up and out my mouth. I was in bed for 1 whole day and a half once I awoke I needed to re adjust myself as far as the date, the time swear it felt like I was in a episode of the 'Twilight Zone' :o
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back when i smoked green man i remember this one time we was smoking some crazy ass weed..
and mannn when i smoke weed i am a bastard for tripping my balls off..
i was just plain wrecked one minute next thing i know i was eating some cereal and some haribo tangfastics and i could have swore i was chewing through my own tongue man!! was crazy..
and everyone around me kept giggling and i was jus sat back on this chair like wtf goin on mann..
so i kinda snapped out of it like 4 hours later, and my buddy was talking to me and i jus caught the end of it.. he says yo chris... ya wana wallbanger? i was like wtf a wallbanger>?
and he explains what you do right is you breathe real hard.. then take a big blowback on a reefa.. stand up and wall and someone bangs you right in the chest...
it supposed to make you pass out or some shit..
and i was like HELL NO. lol really the only time i member bien high as hell....
peace
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wow, that wallbanga shit sounds dangerous man,
we used to do all kinds of shotties,
we did these things called elevator shotties and shit like that but nothing like punching someone in the chest
i thought at first u were referring to a woobanger, and then i thought u were talking abiout a whippit but niether of them seem half as dangerous as that wallbanga shit
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wow, that wallbanga shit sounds dangerous man,
we used to do all kinds of shotties,
we did these things called elevator shotties and shit like that but nothing like punching someone in the chest
i thought at first u were referring to a woobanger, and then i thought u were talking abiout a whippit but niether of them seem half as dangerous as that wallbanga shit
haha it was not what i wanted to hear when i snapped out of tripping man!! hah
its crazy i was like hell no brother get away from me crazy motherfucker.. lol
i was like thats not even fun! lol stoners eh? :-\ :P
peace
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i was sooo pissed I went to bed with a "10" and woke up with a "2"!!!! My friends said my standards kept lowering as the night went on.......and then there was another time when I was trying to stand up straight but I kept weaving and wubbing the whole time.....sucked ass walking ......
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Snort a line of salt,down a large tequila then squeeze the lemon into your eyeball.
Man stuff but fucking stings like a good-un. ;)
Was doing this the other week with my mates :-X
I did once (after djing at loads of parties all weekend) have to tie a bath robe belt tightly round my head in order to stop my vicious headache.
Free champagne all night and we then fell into a limo and took 4 more bottles with us to another wild party.
It was after this that i had to use the robe belt while trying to spin tunes at 10 in the morning.
Was in bed for days after that one :o
Killer sesh. ;D
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Just remembered what my mate did once ;D
After another night of naughtyness we'd ran out of booze so my mate paul started minesweeping (UK term for pikeys who need more booze and go round shaking all the empties for a dribble of beer) he found a 3/4 full can of stella and went to down it and found some cigarette buts arriving in his mouth.
Undettered he took his socks off and filtered it through them into a glass and drank the cunt. :-\
One other that springs to mind (again after days without sleep ;D) was my mate stuart and i using the juice from spaghetti hoops for our bloody marys.
hillarious that one ;D
hahahaha
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Just remembered what my mate did once ;D
After another night of naughtyness we'd ran out of booze so my mate paul started minesweeping (UK term for pikeys who need more booze and go round shaking all the empties for a dribble of beer) he found a 3/4 full can of stella and went to down it and found some cigarette buts arriving in his mouth.
Undettered he took his socks off and filtered it through them into a glass and drank the cunt. :-\
One other that springs to mind (again after days without sleep ;D) was my mate stuart and i using the juice from spaghetti hoops for our bloody marys.
hillarious that one ;D
hahahaha
AHAHAH MATTTEEEE!!
Ive given you a cool click for this one.... but ive named it a sick click!! thats so gross... but a real good story!! lol
i hate going out in town nowadays but bout a year ago when i used to go quite alot i remember there was one kebab house that ive been in a hell of alot and ive never ever been in it without some shit going down... always a fight or something starts in there....
its just a bastard cos you always go to ritzy's last and end up in some deep shit in this kebab house before you go home :P
lol peace
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Some local surfers got hammered one night here in a old rented house and one visitor got hungry late in the night and asked whats in the fridge?
Oh theres some nice pickeled onions one said, and this bloke just sped off up the hall into the kitchen.
The whole joint was cracking up laughing as he came back with the jar and was sucking them down off a fork with a pop sound and swallowing them whole!
He thought they were laughing at him and so he kept it up until the jar was near empty.
They were laughing becuase the jar was in the fridge from years ago and thery were so mouldy no one ever dared.
This bloke got down towards the end of the jar with everyone just laughing at him and he took a peek at what he was eating saw beyond mould and dry reached.
He then threw up over the next few miniutes and they got to see and hear whole onions bounceing down the floorboards up the hall way which was even funnier than watching this dick pop them down. :hair_up: :hypnotized: :puke::rofmaoal: :banana: :beerchug: :crowd: :rofmaoal: :rotflmao:
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Just remembered what my mate did
Undettered he took his socks off and filtered it through them into a glass and drank the cunt. :-\
hahahaha
C.C.
Oh man that takes the cake.
brings a whole new meaning to dirty socks.
Dirty socks for the uninitiated is when you've run out of gunja or hashish and you strain the old bong water ,dry out the remnants and resmoke that.
Gets you off your face but tastes like dirty socks.
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i fuckin hate it after a few drinks... and you cant find the ashtray..
so you stick you ash and your fags out into an empty fosters can...
And like a complete and utter numptey stick your fosters can next to it...
and what alllwayyysss happens? you drink cigarette shit!
its the most horrible taste in the world!! wouldnt wish it upon anybody!!
peace
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One night me and my mates were on 6th street in Austin . shooting tequila shots non stop for about 45 min. I fall on the floor, crawling on me hands and knees in the pub looking for the exit ,I left me mates, crawled outside , got in a cab, woke up some hours later hugging a toilet in some strangers house. turned out the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong house some 3 blocks away. The homeowners recognized me and felt sorry for me , then drug my dead body into their bathroom with a towel some water and let me be. strange feeling when I came too. open the door peeked out and saw a black couple and their kids watching a movie in the living room.. You talk about Twilight Zone. LMFAO :)
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ahh i love kind hearted people man!!
on my 16th birthday i got off my tits...
i remember tellin everyone jus buyme some cheap and cheerful for my bday!!
cheap n cheerful was a drink everybody drank when they was skint it was like a cheap ass version of lambrini like a pound for two litres of the shit!! so i picked up 18 cans drank about 12 of them...
erybody turns up with all these bottles off acidic nasty ass cheap lambrini shit and i must have drank about 8 litres of that stuff.... and i was jus chillin in the next villiage to me...
got half way home that night passed out face down after being sick and the rest of my bottle pouring out into the road... litterally face down in the gutter at 1 in the mornin with work in 8 or so hours
mann some lovely old lady gave me a ride home and stuff bless her heart!
i was so grateful to her lol bless her!
love kind ol people!!
peace
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Originally Posted by Lords Gym
One night me and my mates were on 6th street in Austin . shooting tequila shots non stop for about 45 min. I fall on the floor, crawling on me hands and knees in the pub looking for the exit ,I left me mates, crawled outside , got in a cab, woke up some hours later hugging a toilet in some strangers house. turned out the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong house some 3 blocks away. The homeowners recognized me and felt sorry for me , then drug my dead body into their bathroom with a towel some water and let me be. strange feeling when I came too. open the door peeked out and saw a black couple and their kids watching a movie in the living room.. You talk about Twilight Zone. LMFAO :)
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ahh i love kind hearted people man!!
on my 16th birthday i got off my tits...
i remember tellin everyone jus buyme some cheap and cheerful for my bday!!
cheap n cheerful was a drink everybody drank when they was skint it was like a cheap ass version of lambrini like a pound for two litres of the shit!! so i picked up 18 cans drank about 12 of them...
erybody turns up with all these bottles off acidic nasty ass cheap lambrini shit and i must have drank about 8 litres of that stuff.... and i was jus chillin in the next villiage to me...
got half way home that night passed out face down after being sick and the rest of my bottle pouring out into the road... litterally face down in the gutter at 1 in the mornin with work in 8 or so hours
mann some lovely old lady gave me a ride home and stuff bless her heart!
i was so grateful to her lol bless her!
love kind ol people!!
peace
No doubt. Good people make life worth living, you see hear so much of the negative,
I sent that family a smoked Ham some fight tickets along with a wine basket to show my appreciation ! O0
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Originally Posted by Lords Gym
One night me and my mates were on 6th street in Austin . shooting tequila shots non stop for about 45 min. I fall on the floor, crawling on me hands and knees in the pub looking for the exit ,I left me mates, crawled outside , got in a cab, woke up some hours later hugging a toilet in some strangers house. turned out the cabbie dropped me off at the wrong house some 3 blocks away. The homeowners recognized me and felt sorry for me , then drug my dead body into their bathroom with a towel some water and let me be. strange feeling when I came too. open the door peeked out and saw a black couple and their kids watching a movie in the living room.. You talk about Twilight Zone. LMFAO :)
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ahh i love kind hearted people man!!
on my 16th birthday i got off my tits...
i remember tellin everyone jus buyme some cheap and cheerful for my bday!!
cheap n cheerful was a drink everybody drank when they was skint it was like a cheap ass version of lambrini like a pound for two litres of the shit!! so i picked up 18 cans drank about 12 of them...
erybody turns up with all these bottles off acidic nasty ass cheap lambrini shit and i must have drank about 8 litres of that stuff.... and i was jus chillin in the next villiage to me...
got half way home that night passed out face down after being sick and the rest of my bottle pouring out into the road... litterally face down in the gutter at 1 in the mornin with work in 8 or so hours
mann some lovely old lady gave me a ride home and stuff bless her heart!
i was so grateful to her lol bless her!
love kind ol people!!
peace
No doubt. Good people make life worth living, you see hear so much of the negative,
I sent that family a smoked Ham some fight tickets along with a wine basket to show my appreciation ! O0
lol nice one!!
gotta love nice people... mann its like when you meet a really nice person its like ahh what a great guy
ahh that made my day kinda thing :P
peace
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I threw up in my bed....got up, washed my face off, then went back to sleep in the bed with the puke in it........YAY BEER!
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I know a guy who got drunk and ran out of cigarettes and smoked a sock. He rolled it up and lit it using the fire we were all around and smoked it, he wont live that down.
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Ive been pissed too badly and too often. Whence I started an attempt on a year off the booze 2 weeks ago but fell off the wagon after 7 days!!! Im trying again, been 3 days so far.....
I do love a drink though....its tough!! ;)
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drank far too much at a chinese meal. later at a friends house I was puking in the sink which got blocked, me being the helpful sort I tried to chuck it down the bath plug hole ??? I then fell asleep sitting on the toilet with my head on the sink. Apparently the noodle vomit was coming up the downstairs drain and over the driveway.
Noodles and litres of house white will mess up your drains :-X
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ok...just remembered another time......I was in Korea....we went out to the bars....Bars closed at 2-3am we had a few bottles of Crown Royal....they would wake me up (it was 5 in the morning and we were in an alley) to give me another swig....when the sun came up we walked to the bus station.....they were shocked at how I hung with them (while partially passed out) and still made it to morning...drunk as shit!!!!!!!! :)
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Funny happenings.Double trouble.
I wasnt actually pissed out of m head but had a few one Sunday arvo.
This was years ago ,I was fit,training ,training in wing chun and more of the same.
I got a train into Frankston after an afternoon session with some mates but went home alone. I was merry feeling great but not pissed.
As i walked down the ramp towards the main street there was a couple of useless looking troublemakers eyeballing me. So I looked down ,staggered a bit and just kept them in my perefial vision while pretending to look on the floor about 5 feet in front of me.
One came at me so I slowed up so I had a pole behind me as he reached me i sidestepped grabbed him and swung him and drangged the dumb fucker into the timber pole and shot at his mate who was sitting facing me straddled a boom crossing gate on the end of the track. I blasted him off the gate backwards somehow ,I forget which way.
I Went straight over the road into the shops to buy some food.when i came out there was cops everywhere an ambulance ! I asked someone what happened and they said two blokes ran from across the road in the station over into the pizza shop (next door to the shop where i went in )and started to pick on some bloke in there who was dressed in a blue top.
He kicked both their asses and had them crunched into the gutter outside!
I looked down at my own blue shirt.
Made my day that. ;D
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its always nice to tap dance on the wicked ! good job mate ! O0
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good one.....got another one...this was very painful....me and my buddy were walking by the side of the road after drinking 2 cases of "OLD Milwalkee" when a truck passed us by....it had one of those megaphones on the roof and they yelled something at us...we yelled back thinking nothing of it....The truck stopped.....backed up...that's when we noticed it was a King Cab and 7 dudes get out...Mike said "Let's Run"...I said "Dude, I'm too drunk"...so we stopped turned around and it was ON!!...well after about 2.3 seconds me and Mike are getting the shat stomped out of us!!! I look over at mike and he has a dude stepping on his head...I'm getting kicked all over...I say to mike ..."It doesn't get anybetter than this!!" (Old Milwalkee-commercial line in the USA) and we start to laugh....I say it again...the guys stomping the piss out of us stopped and left us...one of them muttered "Crazy mother f*ckers!"....Mike held up a middle finger as they drove off....He had a Nike thing on his face....I had tread marks on my side and legs....we had to crawl the rest of the way....I have never drank "Old Milwalkee" since....:)
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good one.....got another one...this was very painful....me and my buddy were walking by the side of the road after drinking 2 cases of "OLD Milwalkee" when a truck passed us by....it had one of those megaphones on the roof and they yelled something at us...we yelled back thinking nothing of it....The truck stopped.....backed up...that's when we noticed it was a King Cab and 7 dudes get out...Mike said "Let's Run"...I said "Dude, I'm too drunk"...so we stopped turned around and it was ON!!...well after about 2.3 seconds me and Mike are getting the shat stomped out of us!!! I look over at mike and he has a dude stepping on his head...I'm getting kicked all over...I say to mike ..."It doesn't get anybetter than this!!" (Old Milwalkee-commercial line in the USA) and we start to laugh....I say it again...the guys stomping the piss out of us stopped and left us...one of them muttered "Crazy mother f*ckers!"....Mike held up a middle finger as they drove off....He had a Nike thing on his face....I had tread marks on my side and legs....we had to crawl the rest of the way....I have never drank "Old Milwalkee" since....:)
Ahah great story cc!
lol old milkwalkee reminds me of pantera..lol they knew how to party! complete wreckheads and great musicians, i recomend theyr dvd's to any and everyone who is a fan of theyr music .. full of crazy crap with excellent music set to it!! lol
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We knew a bloke who got soo pissed at a party in the eighties in Melbourne that he was showing off with his dick in a saucepan rolling it around and flicking it around on the edge of the pan ;with of all things (! A stay sharp knife !) he cut it through to the last layer.
A nurse was in the kitchen at the time and just grabbed a towel rammed it back on and took to him to the hospital to get it stiched back on.
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We knew a bloke who got soo pissed at a party in the eighties in Melbourne that he was showing off with his dick in a saucepan rolling it around and flicking it around on the edge of the pan ;with of all things (! A stay sharp knife !) he cut it through to the last layer.
A nurse was in the kitchen at the time and just grabbed a towel rammed it back on and took to him to the hospital to get it stiched back on.
someone once said too me , Suck my dick... and i told them no problem.. if you cut the little fucker off, I'll eat every inch..glad that fellow was not your mate ;) LMFAO
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Im always riveted by the story surrounding William Burroughs and the manner in which he killed his common law wife. They were both pissed up and she invited Burroughs to practice his William Tell act by placing a glass on her head. He pulled out his gun from his pocket and proceeded to aim. He missed the glass and shot her clean through the front of her head. She collapsed to the floor and killed immediately. Onlookers were pretty stunned.
He served only a few days in jail as his lawyer advised getting out of the country ASAP once bail was given...
Not a pleasant drunken encounter by any means...
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Be more carefull next time...
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Ive got a good story to tell but its too long sooooo....
To begin with...
*Pick a film, any film, a DVD, it doesn't amtter wich DVD as you wont be watching it* :lickish:
*Buy a litre bottle of Absinthe*
Then procced with your socially engaging activities, whatever thay may be
The next time you pull a bird...
*Take her back to your house*
*Both have a generous amount of Absinthe*
*Put on that DVD you brought for 2.99 out of Londis*
*Leave it on The Chapter Menu, dont actually watch it when you have a very loose, drunk woman in your there ::** *
*Procced to do what all birds and bees do*
*Wake up in the morning and try to remember what happened*
Finding it hard?
Leaving it for a few days, come back to you DVD player and play the DVD again.
Rememebr now?
Wired huh? ;D
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We knew a bloke who got soo pissed at a party in the eighties in Melbourne that he was showing off with his dick in a saucepan rolling it around and flicking it around on the edge of the pan ;with of all things (! A stay sharp knife !) he cut it through to the last layer.
A nurse was in the kitchen at the time and just grabbed a towel rammed it back on and took to him to the hospital to get it stiched back on.
someone once said too me , Suck my dick... and i told them no problem.. if you cut the little f***** off, I'll eat every inch..glad that fellow was not your mate ;) LMFAO
A couple of years ago when Wales won the rugby Grand Slam, there was a game where Wales beat England, and some guy from south Wales bet his mate that he would cut his balls off if Wales won. Anyway, numerous pints of beer later, Wales did win, and this guy disappeared after the game, only to reappear in the pub half an hour later, with a kitchen knife in one hand, and his bloody testicles in the other, and went back to sit down with his mate. Luckily, his mate was sober enough to call an ambulance. :p
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Be more carefull next time...
HAhahhaaa most dont see that type of humor round here, hahhaa love it. cc.
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wow i just discovered this little exclusive thousand post + forum thing. awesome, makes me feel special.
fuckin hell i could tell you boys some stories. ;D
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wow i just discovered this little exclusive thousand post + forum thing. awesome, makes me feel special.
F****** hell i could tell you boys some stories. ;D
You are now able to see the board of filth and amputees (courtesy of X! :P)....you are indeed, a very special person!!! ;D
Now, how about a drunken story??? ;D
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shit where to start? i'm at uni so we have a different drunken story most nights, and then when ever i go home its always another cos i have been away for so many weeks.
i was at home about 3 weeks ago and i was with a load of mates nailing these shots called 'fireballs' in our local (thats a shot of sambooka, tequila and tobasco sauce and the gaffer always does us loads of deals on it). one of my mates had trainers on so he wouldnt be able to get in the club, so he tried the old put your black socks on over your trainers trick (always fools the naked eye). but when we came to leave and he sat down on the curb to put his socks back on his feet and under his trainers me and another mate nicked his socks and then grabbed the end of his trousers and started tugging em off him. he was hammered so it was easy. he ended up with just his trainers and his little tighty whities he was wearing and my mate had his socks on his hands like gloves and pissed all over em and chucked em on the floor. my mate then caught him up and drunkenly put his socks back on and staggared home without his trousers.
anyways to cut a long story short we all took our trousers off and staggared away aswell so he didnt feel left out. good times. and i cant wait to go home again for crimbo
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S*** where to start? i'm at uni so we have a different drunken story most nights, and then when ever i go home its always another cos i have been away for so many weeks.
i was at home about 3 weeks ago and i was with a load of mates nailing these shots called 'fireballs' in our local (thats a shot of sambooka, tequila and tobasco sauce and the gaffer always does us loads of deals on it). one of my mates had trainers on so he wouldnt be able to get in the club, so he tried the old put your black socks on over your trainers trick (always fools the naked eye). but when we came to leave and he sat down on the curb to put his socks back on his feet and under his trainers me and another mate nicked his socks and then grabbed the end of his trousers and started tugging em off him. he was hammered so it was easy. he ended up with just his trainers and his little tighty whities he was wearing and my mate had his socks on his hands like gloves and pissed all over em and chucked em on the floor. my mate then caught him up and drunkenly put his socks back on and staggared home without his trousers.
anyways to cut a long story short we all took our trousers off and staggared away aswell so he didnt feel left out. good times. and i cant wait to go home again for crimbo
Hahahahah ;D
What an odd story!! I like it!!! :coolclick: