Fascinating news from my home state of Alabama

so good that we're constantly proving those stereotypes wrong. :D It happened at a trailer park ??? :o

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http://www.wsfa.com/Global/story.asp...nav=menu33_3_6

Teen admits to raping own mom to get revenge on brother


Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.

Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.

"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.

That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."

"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith.

Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.

Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.

"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.

Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.

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Thats just fucken SICK!!! :-\




































On another note if she ends up pregnant SHE will have a son & grandson, HE will have a son & a brother ;D ???

The part about the mom being passed out drunk on the couch was so fitting.

Wondering what the other brother would do to get back at him ??? It would have to be creative, I mean as far as acts of revenge go, the bar has clearly been raised.

The other bro. will probably DO grandma..... :-X

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The other bro. will probably DO grandma..... :-X

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Take out her false teeth - blowies are much better that way. Can't bite when he's holding her down either.
;D

And they say romance is dead ;D

Yeah I heard about this.....wow....someone is going to need some therapy

I'm assuming since Lyle is here posting he wasn't the brother who did the raping....

See Raleights... I resist making any jokes like that... :P

No wonder Lyle gets upset about being tarred with this stereotype - these people actually exist. :-X






















NB. I will still be cruel to Lyle... at a later date though... this is just... urgh.

Who's gonna need Therapy Lyle? Him? The Mother? or me for reading this? ;D

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I'm assuming since Lyle is here posting he wasn't the brother who did the raping....

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I'm sick of your shit raleights....I don't talk to you I don't do anything but you just like to jump at the chance to make fun of me, you're a prick. You don't do anything but pick on me, what do you want out of it? You want me to get mad and overreact? Well how's this, I plan on breaking the bones in your arms and legs, wrapping your limbs inside of a wagon wheel and leaving you to die in agony......does this please you?.....I'll be there shortly



Thanks Adam, for not attacking me at this point in time...I personally have enjoyed agreeing with you and not being angry at you. CC

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I'm assuming since Lyle is here posting he wasn't the brother who did the raping....

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I'm sick of your S*** raleights....I don't talk to you I don't do anything but you just like to jump at the chance to make fun of me, you're a prick. You don't do anything but pick on me, what do you want out of it? You want me to get mad and overreact? Well how's this, I plan on breaking the bones in your arms and legs, wrapping your limbs inside of a wagon wheel and leaving you to die in agony......does this please you?.....I'll be there shortly



Thanks Adam, for not attacking me at this point in time...I personally have enjoyed agreeing with you and not being angry at you. CC

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Why do you make posts like this knowing I'm gonna laugh when I read it ??? ;D

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Thats just fucken SICK!!! :-\




































On another note if she ends up pregnant SHE will have a son & grandson, HE will have a son & a brother ;D ???

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LMFAO ! O0

Because I want to kill you slowly and painfully with my bare hands raleights.

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LMFAO ! can't stop laughing. Cool Click !

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I'm sick of your shit raleights....I don't talk to you I don't do anything but you just like to jump at the chance to make fun of me, you're a prick. You don't do anything but pick on me, what do you want out of it? You want me to get mad and overreact? Well how's this, I plan on breaking the bones in your arms and legs, wrapping your limbs inside of a wagon wheel and leaving you to die in agony......does this please you?.....I'll be there shortly



Thanks Adam, for not attacking me at this point in time...I personally have enjoyed agreeing with you and not being angry at you. CC

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Yeah that was cheap shot, I don't like reading personal attacks unless its friends fucking about, then its all in fun. Were all friends even when we disagree.

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Because I want to kill you slowly and painfully with my bare hands raleights.

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With your current weight and diet it wouldn't be the best thing for your heart

http://www.mycampusdining.com/albany...ger%20King.jpg

http://www.adjab.com/images/2005/04/burgerking_150.jpg

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I'm assuming since Lyle is here posting he wasn't the brother who did the raping....

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I'm sick of your S*** raleights....I don't talk to you I don't do anything but you just like to jump at the chance to make fun of me, you're a prick. You don't do anything but pick on me, what do you want out of it? You want me to get mad and overreact? Well how's this, I plan on breaking the bones in your arms and legs, wrapping your limbs inside of a wagon wheel and leaving you to die in agony......does this please you?.....I'll be there shortly



Thanks Adam, for not attacking me at this point in time...I personally have enjoyed agreeing with you and not being angry at you. CC

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Yeah that was cheap shot, I don't like reading personal attacks unless its friends F****** about, then its all in fun. Were all friends even when we disagree.

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Hehe it's all in good fun, plus I'm from the south and if anyone is gonna tease Lyle about his wanting to have intercourse with close relatives it's gonna be me.....

....no it's not fun

I seriously want to find you and cause you physical harm as soon as possible

Well then I've made you aware of a mental weakness that plagues you, so technically you should thank me for this eye opening experience...

Why do you like annoying me?

Are you THAT simple minded? You are a jackass, you bring nothing to the table other than an extremely bad attitude.

Who's to say you weren't the sick fuck who raped his mother....I bet you would do that just so you could attack ME about doing it.


It's a lonely life for you isn't it...so lonely you feel the need to strike out at forum members just so they will write back to you.....now who is the sad one?

If you have an issue....

[img width=700 height=466]http://www.mustbeart.com/photo/2004-02-18-tissue/full/209T8819.jpg[/img]

Here's a tissue!

no thanks....you really can't spare any I am sure

Seriously Lyle...

You need more cowbell!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...en-Cowbell.jpg

You need more clozapine

Guys relax... we all need more Cowbell.

Here you go:

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...33936535_m.gif

You know I'll stop but it'll only be a matter of time before someone thinks this is funny again and starts the whole cycle over again