Prostitutes....Who uses them/has used them and Why?

I lived in the Canary Islands with a high class one for 2 months.
F*ck me she was gorgeous ;)

Bet he made your arse sore though eh Smash?

Ah, no you dont Mr. >:mad

You wont catch me that easily! ^-^

































What? :-\

me ?!?!?

No way would I !!!!!!








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Come on you f*cking lying b*stards ;D

EVERYONE has done a brass ;)

I live in Leeds - anyone heard of Winstons ?? Ranked the best in the country by McCoy's Guide I will have you know !


I have also been on many a stag do.....


farewell ;)

I'll come clean now ;D
Was djing in Gran Canaria for a few months and staying in my older brothers appartment and he was living with a stunner called Keeley from North London who was an 1K a night spunk skip.
She came to the club one night and my brother had to go out at 3am (on business ;)) so she took me home....
Within the hour she looked like she's been run over by a mayonaise lorry ;D

Cost me F*ck all too 8)

Doesn't count if you didn't pay though does it?

Or atleast if you weren't meant to.

We could have an interesting debate about this... ;)

Doesn't count ;)
Trap is set though ;D ;D ;D
Wise man ;)

I've never seen a hooker i'd wanna fuck most of em look like anoerexic skag heads

However, i'm going to prague for my birthday and i've heard they look awesome over there so i might be persuaded to wet my willy in one of the local brass provided they clean up nicely and i'm sufficiently hammered to blow all my money

Went on a stag weekend in Prague last year mate.
Some fine pussy 8)

never have... but when im an old fat cunt with my nutsack hanging around my ankles i may consider it.

hope this helps :)

Is that your tardis on ebay ;D

for me the consept of it turns me right off never really fancied sticking my dick into a spunk filled druggy pro :-\

when to amsterdam with the wife once and just looked at the poor fucking girls waiting in the windows was pretty sad... never fancied it.

thats the truth... maybe i think about it too deeply ;D

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for me the consept of it turns me right off never really fancied sticking my dick into a spunk filled druggy pro :-\

when to amsterdam with the wife once and just looked at the poor fucking girls waiting in the windows was pretty sad... never fancied it.

thats the truth... maybe i think about it too deeply ;D

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same with titty bars and shit like that.. its the idea they are doing it for the money and not for pleasure,

I like a mutual " lets fuck situation" . O0

The quick visit is rubbish and too formal so im told.

You really do need to club together with 3 mates and invite hire some over for 6 hours and feed them illicit substances/champagne hahaha some of them to your debauached hotel party and ;)
Empire ;D

There's no way I could get into the mood for sex if I thought the person I was doing it with was only doing it cos I paid her.

Can't think of a bigger turn off to be honest.

I much prefer getting a girl completely and utterly smashed and then raping her whilst she's unconscious 8)

HAHAHAHAHAHA@dildo ;D ;D ;D

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack off mate....seriously ;D
You telling me that you wouldn't Rophypnol f*ck this for around £700 for 7 hours?

Your either lying or gay ;D


Someone i know and she's O0 and very rich ;)

We all would ;D

And yes she does work for maxim ;)

Should'nt be doing this as her fella is a footy mate hahahahha ;D

Merry Christmas ;D

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You telling me that you wouldn't Rophypnol f*ck this for around £700 for 7 hours?

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sound pretty pretty cheap i'll take a minute its only £1.66 does she take paypal :-\

HAHAHAHAHAHA@dildo

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And yes she does work for maxim ;)

Should'nt be doing this as her fella is a footy mate hahahahha ;D

Merry Christmas ;D

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I'm wandering what will annoy your footy mate the most, the fact that you have a collection of pervy pics of his girl on your computer, or that you have just advertised her as an £100 per hour hooker in an internet forum, either way I'd steer clear him for the next few games if I were you :-\ ;)

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch.... :( :-\ :-X
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

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True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch.... :( :-\ :-X
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

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One legged hooker with an eye patch????? .. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that’s some hard times there. !

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True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch.... :( :-\ :-X
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

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One legged hooker with an eye patch????? .. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that’s some hard times there. !

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Yeah!!
I swear I felt like throwing up, meanwhile my uncles laughed and pointed at her I was in the front seat ducking down..... as my uncles screamed out the window if her name was 'Eileen' ;D it's funny now BUT I swear I wasn't laughing at that time...

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch.... :( :-\ :-X
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

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One legged hooker with an eye patch????? .. Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that’s some hard times there. !

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Yeah!!
I swear I felt like throwing up, meanwhile my uncles laughed and pointed at her I was in the front seat ducking down..... as my uncles screamed out the window if her name was 'Eileen' ;D it's funny now BUT I swear I wasn't laughing at that time...

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I bet that one legged hooker can work a switch blade like nobody's business. Don't you imagine ? that’s a tough life there. I bet she can crack that whip ! makes me stop and think , how good we have it, our lives . . .. damnnnnnn..

Yeah!
We are....

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch.... :( :-\ :-X
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

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In our house Tijuana is refer to as Disneyland. Nothing like stumbling drunk across the US/Tijuana boarder into San Diego after hours of drinking and fuckin 17 year old hookers. Tijuana. Damn that place should be placed on a pedestal.

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True story when I was 16 my uncles took me on my first trip to Tijuana, Mexico 'solo' meaning no parents, well from the second we stepped foot in that shet! hole! all we did was look at women from one strip bar to another back to back to back to back....

For those of you who have NO idea what Tijuana, Mexico is like... Well it's the closest city in Mexico near the border in practically sits right on the USA/Mexico border....

Heres some pictures so you could get an idea... La Zona Norte which is where Erik Morales is from theres a street by the name of Coahuila it's the 'Red Light District' of Tijuana....


Well in this trip as we drove through there I swear I saw a one legged prostitute with an eye patch.... :( :-\ :-X
Not really what I was looking forward to and to be honest with you it fucked with my mind NEVER in my life have I ever tought about a prostitute or anything involving a prostitute THANKS to the one legged, eye patch hooker that was there....

My uncles digged right in and scoped out 3 of them and took them to a near by hotel I was dropped off on the main strip (Revolucion) to walk around and go bar hoping.... Was using my uncles ID at the time....

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In our house Tijuana is refer to as Disneyland. Nothing like stumbling drunk across the US/Tijuana boarder into San Diego after hours of drinking and fuckin 17 year old hookers. Tijuana. Damn that place should be placed on a pedestal.

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Yeah! I'm sure you have some stories to tell......

anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty

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anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty

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Damn can you imagine the smell ? I bet she smells like the shit house door on a fishing boat ;D

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Originally Posted by Smashup

I'll come clean now ;D
Was djing in Gran Canaria for a few months and staying in my older brothers appartment and he was living with a stunner called Keeley from North London who was an 1K a night spunk skip.
She came to the club one night and my brother had to go out at 3am (on business ;)) so she took me home....
Within the hour she looked like she's been run over by a mayonaise lorry ;D

Cost me F*ck all too 8)

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Bahahahaha - that actually brought a tear to my japs eye

Quality!! ;D

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anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty

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Hahaha ;D



Got another word for ya............................Loaded ;)

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anyone see that ex-hooker on tv the other night...ok she reckoned she saw about 15 clients a day, 7 days a week = 105. x 52 weeks a year = 5460. And she worked for about 7 or 8 years so thats in the region of 38220 or 43680 cocks.

One word for y'll. Nasty

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Hahaha ;D



Got another word for ya............................Loaded ;)

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and not with cash.

Not with cash - loaded gash

Wot a poet :D

What a team. :)

'something to do with cream'

(can't be arsed to think up anything more than that... despite how easy it would be :P)

na i never used 1, dont see any on the isle of wight to be honest!!!

a mate i know has shagged a prossie and he came out with this killer quote

"i think everyone should pay for a hooker just once in there life, thats why i done it twice now"

;D

thick fucker ;D

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Come on you f*cking lying b*stards ;D

EVERYONE has done a brass ;)

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Hooked up with one unknowingly when I was out at a club.

Got wasted as fwock on some pills & liquor & ended up shacking up with her...to this day...I like to look at it as the fact that if she were truly a hooer (she was) it was all negated due to the fact that cash never exchanged hands for the poo-nanny.

Pills, powder, & al-kee-hol isn't green...but it sure got the job done. ;D

The one legged hooker with the patch was probably trying to get out of the game . A bit at a time