I bet he is hung like a horse and she likes ;) ::** http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthr...uid=0&t=429975
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I bet he is hung like a horse and she likes ;) ::** http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthr...uid=0&t=429975
She's nasty.
LOL ;D
I'd love to be Valuev for a day, just to experience what it is like to be able to look down on virtually everyone you ever meet.
Can you imagine if you were that much taller than your missus? If she starts moaning at you for you being out late or not doing the dishes you can just ignore her completely.
She can't shout in your ear when she only reaches your naval!
Just look down from the clouds like God would and see this tiny little woman's head and just shrug :P
Also she doesn't have to crouch to suck his... well you know. ;)
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:o ;D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Imagine being a chick getting fucked and looking up and seeing his fuckin mug above you. I assume the guy is hung like a horse so I guess there are some benefits for her. Valuev could finger fuck her with just his pinky and id be the same as if she was gettin fucked normally by a regular dude.
it looks like he has good taste in toys.
Seriously? She's really not hot...
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Originally Posted by p4pking
Yea, I just took a better look with the magnifier..... But she is cute.Quote:
Originally Posted by p4pking
To be fair, standing next to Nicolay Valuev any girl would look cute :PQuote:
Originally Posted by TheDukeof74
Nope, she is most definately not cute
I hope you guys know that a person's height has no relation to penis size? A midget has the same size of penis as an average full grown man.
I'm guessing by this post that you are in fact a midget?Quote:
Originally Posted by Taeth
After him ,can you imagine the muck hole on her!? UGG.
If we did her now it would be like throwing a sausage down an alley
LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by bilbo
Damn ;D that are riding a ship through the open sea ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by landmine950
C*nt like a ripped out fireplaceQuote:
Originally Posted by landmine950
Thanks for raising the tone there Kel....Bilbo and his midget comment was really starting to drag this thread down, and that cannot be allowed to happen!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kel
Imagine their first date though, he kneels to kiss her, then finds he has to get her a chair to stand on....
Only to have his cock take the chair from under her.....
Must have midget porn dvd's......how else would you know something like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by bilbo
Really funny thread this
She looks like borats Sister ;D
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by bilbo
Ok you midget we get your point. ;) ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Taeth
I bet his head weights more than her!
His knob head probs even does!Quote:
Originally Posted by littlebif
Said the hobbit to the midget!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by bilbo
cunt like a poachers pocket!! ;D
she may not be that hot but cmon guys ud have to sling one in her!!.
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What were Borat's lines?
Her vagine hangs loose like Wizards sleeve
and Hangs open like mouth of tired dog.
thanks for doin the research lol JkQuote:
Originally Posted by Taeth
I had a girl who was 5ft 2 once....Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDukeof74
Its an overated experience. ::**
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I heard a rumour that she said the same thing bout you... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimboogie
I love how the busiest thread is about Nikolai Valuev's ginormous tube steak. LOL
That said, the thought of the two of them together is disgusting. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
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BEAUTY AND THE BEAST???Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny_G
THATS A OVERSTATEMENT COMPLIMENT FOR BOTH OF THEM.
get anyone to stand next to Valuev and they'll look better by comparison.....he's a big ugly son of a bitch
for him...Miss Piggy would be hot.....Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDukeof74