Gayest horror movie EVER

FINAL DESTINATION, 1, 2, 3........


Motherfucking fate/death as a villain???? Yeah things happen because people are not paying attention and they die.


And who the fuck do the people who have "the visions" think they are??? "Oh dude, you're going to die, we just have to find out when and why"


Well number fucking 1 morons EVERYONE DIES!!!! If death don't get you today it'll be right back at it tomorrow!




OK I just had to vent....thanks for being here guys.


Oh by the way I got The "Adrenaline Edition" of Point Break....and I also got The Omen 666....both very nice films

I liked the first Final Destination. The impending doom theory is scary to me. The sequel is not fresh in my mind.

I haven't seen the third film but it is playing HBO the next few days and I hope to catch it.

Uh Dude.....for a guy who is afraid to go outside...
This is not the kind of SHIT you should be filling your mind with!
whatsoever things are
true
honest
just
pure
lovely
of good report
if there be any virtue
and if there be any praise...
think on these things...
I don't allow that crap into my house!
my kids were NEVER afraid of the dark or had nightmares etc till they were exposed to it at sleepovers etc.
Maybe other people are ok with it....If I had some "issues"
I'd be cutting that kind of influance out of my life.
WHY would a person WANT to sit for 2 hours and watch someone kill main torture horrify other people?? I NEVER understood that!
makes me feel sick just thinking about it!
If i want to see horror,terror,blood,guts,fear etc......I'll watch a retape of Vitali Klitschko vs Lennox Lewis!!

LOL

I caught the start of FD3 on HBO West after the fights ended.

The problem I have is that each film is kicked off with someone having a premonition. Why all the E.S.P. crap?

end of story....DONT WATCH IT!
It will fuck you up!
its not good for YOU.. period.

How about Rocky Horror picture show?

That was as gay as it gets ;)

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how can no one have mentiond that shit jeepers creepers - that was so fucking lame it was funny!

It has to be the Leprechaun 1,2,3,4,5 or whatever number they are on.

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how can no one have mentiond that shit jeepers creepers - that was so fucking lame it was funny!

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WHAT! You mean you did not like the movie jeepers creepers? I thought it was pretty good. Different and yes funny. I liked both movies and I can't wait for the 3rd movie.

"The House of Usher" and most of the 1960's Hammer Horror films are terrible

Actually, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Red Dragon are all three gay horror movies. Hannibal Lector dined on way to many men to be taken seriously.

No selfrespecting cannibal goes around eating men when there is plenty of tender girl meat to consume. Seriously.

Would you rather eat a Mel Gibson burger or a Jessica Simpon pot roast?

Lector is queer.

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Actually, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Red Dragon are all three gay horror movies. Hannibal Lector dined on way to many men to be taken seriously.

No selfrespecting cannibal goes around eating men when there is plenty of tender girl meat to consume. Seriously.

Would you rather eat a Mel Gibson burger or a Jessica Simpon pot roast?

Lector is queer.

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LMAO!

I read the book "Silence of the lambs" years ago while doing a little stretch in the pinta. I had just pulled up and some peckerwood I knew from the streets had just finished reading it and he handed it down to me. I liked the book and the movie was not much different from the book.

I am not down with canibalism but if I had to eat people I guess I am with you in eating women. I guess we would be eating puzzy, literally. How about a titty burger :)
lol

Jeffrey Dahmer was reported to have eaten his victims penis'

:o

the sickest/weirdest/funniest/kinda gay!/randomest/goriest horror movie has to be Braindead by peter jackson i watched it last night and omfg it was insane! has anybody else seen it?

Freddy vs. Jason

They took Freddy Cruger who was one of the most scary villians..and Jason and turned that movie to a fuckin comedy!!!! That ruined it for me :(

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Freddy vs. Jason

They took Freddy Cruger who was one of the most scary villians..and Jason and turned that movie to a F****** comedy!!!! That ruined it for me :(

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I figured it would come down to who wanted it the most.

I like Jason, he don't need no stinking speaking role!.......now the sequals to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, those were WEAK.


Michael Myers was a badass villian.......until Austin Powers came out...hahaha


Jason X....THAT was bad....jesus "This dude was so bad we sent him to the moon to be frozen".....and then the puns on how everyone died...EXAMPLE guy falls onto a giant screw "Where's Alvarez?"..."He's screwed"......and why the fuck do you have a giant screw on a spaceship???? You're no better than the Final Destination people who keep flamable liquids, sharp knives, and rickety ladders around their houses and places of business

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Freddy vs. Jason

They took Freddy Cruger who was one of the most scary villians..and Jason and turned that movie to a F****** comedy!!!! That ruined it for me :(

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One thing ruined the movie before I even bought my ticket. The absence of Kane Hodder. Hodder is the man who played Jason is New Blood, Goes to Hell, and Jason X. The massive Jason Voorhess that we all know and love.

Well, the folks who made Jason Vs. Freddy chose not to use Hodder. They said that he was too big and that Jason would outsize Freddy. They used a basketball player (not sure who) to slim Jason down. Pissed me.

Still, of all the Jason's the one from part two is the scariest in my opinion. Running around with a pillowcase over his head and one eye hole cut out.

What about the old horror film about the giant rabbits that attack people. but really they are blown up really cute rabbits.


Or any of the Ed Wood horror films.

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What about the old horror film about the giant rabbits that attack people. but really they are blown up really cute rabbits.

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Night of the Lepun. Yes, that's top 5 material.

CC. Man I can't believe you remembered the name of that. It is actually funny to watch when you are all drunk.

Actually night of the lepus.