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just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
It's horrible, you do disgusting things only the toughest most depraved make it through the screening process. I sometimes wake up in tears from the memory. The horror.
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by Missy
It's horrible, you do disgusting things only the toughest most depraved make it through the screening process. I sometimes wake up in tears from the memory. The horror.
Ice,
Thats the way it's done now, the way Missy describes it thats how I got in. The truth is the shit! you have to go through NOW to become a MOD will scar you for the rest of your life........
Post count is NOT a factor. ;)
It's a different process from the time WackOff3205 joined he had it tough.....
He had to spend 1 night with Missy & Steelie and give BOTH of them orgasams simotaneously.... :-X
As you can see he succeded. :-\
Heres what he had to 'DO' literally.
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
Its probably about what you can offer to the site....noone ever considers me to be a mod either!! :( ;D
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
I just got an e-mail from Saddo saying 'here's the keys to the place, I'm off to the Jumbo Centre for a week of sun, leather and saunas...don't bend it, ta-ra'
and that was it...I was a Mod :-\
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
Actually, I did a lot of good work on other forums, I was voted the Moderators Moderator by my peers at www.johnquietmanruiz.com and I'm positively idolised by the membership at www.juniorwitter.com...
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
You still putting in a shift at www.kennyloggins.com?
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
Saddo should make a big belt for the moderator that spends the most time on here or something.
I think it would be awesome if they could make a belt for the person that wins the prediction contest.
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
Yeah but if Violet Denise didn't win he'd shoot you
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
you just gotta make intelligent posts and make large contributions to the forum.
post count doesnt matter, because after like my first 10 posts saddo, cutmemick, el gamo (the game, back in the day ;)) and all the rest of the mods were trying to lure me in to becoming a moderator by offering me money, fame, women, jewels, and immunity to the las vegas, nv. legal system.
they wanted to call it "the elite forum," and of course they wanted me to run the bitch
but i declined because im too busy.....................
since then, ive faded into obscurity :(
8)
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
Speak to Bilbo Baggins.....He'll give you a ring....Only then can you set off on your quest to Saddo towers and it's there that you'll enjoy games of 'Hide the sausage' and other brutal anal games that you must pass to become a MOD ;)
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
haha funny thread :coolclick: all round for making me fall off my chair ;)
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Speak to Bilbo Baggins.....He'll give you a ring....Only then can you set off on your quest to Saddo towers and it's there that you'll enjoy games of 'Hide the sausage' and other brutal anal games that you must pass to become a MOD ;)
Is that how you've became the MOD of the UK Board? :-\
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
I have got an ass like a Japanese flag - nuff said ;)
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
:(
First you have to send a picture of yourself to saddo... proving that you are em... 'open' enough for the position...
If Saddo likes what he sees you have to receive his 'blessing'... this is only to become a junior mod... I heard that the full mods have to do this then get gang raped by the rest of the mods...
It gets harder for each member... both literally and in terms of suffering...
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by AdamGB
:(
First you have to send a picture of yourself to saddo... proving that you are em... 'open' enough for the position...
If Saddo likes what he sees you have to receive his 'blessing'... this is only to become a junior mod... I heard that the full mods have to do this then get gang raped by the rest of the mods...
It gets harder for each member... both literally and in terms of suffering...
Funny you mention this AdamGB...
Saddo just sent me a PM saying he was in a hurry but to pass this on to you.
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Originally Posted by Saddo
AdamGB,
1st and foremost Thank you for 'showing me your interests'to SaddoBoxing. I received your picture and I must say I like what I see. At this moment I'm busy but CutMeMick will 'sort you out' with the 'requirements' from here on out. Obey him as you would obey me, and soon you will be a junior mod as you said you always dreamed of. Good luck with your 'initiation' and I know you will enjoy it.
P.S. Becareful with CutMeMick hes a bitter.
AdamGB I have your number I'll be giving you a call as soon as all the MOD's are ready....
See ya' soon. 8)
P.S. Missys asking whats your favorite flavor? Chocolate, Strawberry or Mango? :lickish:
(This is not a real Saddo quote it was made by me)
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
Don't worry... Saddo has already told me all about you... 'little mick'... :P
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by AdamGB
Don't worry... Saddo has already told me all about you... 'little mick'... :P
Not to worry I use an 'extension'. 8)
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
Ive also heard that the pay is 35k a year for being a MOD on saddos, he also throws in a company mobile and car allowance.
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Speak to Bilbo Baggins.....He'll give you a ring....Only then can you set off on your quest to Saddo towers and it's there that you'll enjoy games of 'Hide the sausage' and other brutal anal games that you must pass to become a MOD ;)
hella funny
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by Munky
Ive also heard that the pay is 35k a year for being a MOD on saddos, he also throws in a company mobile and car allowance.
i wish ;)
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
I've been to the Jumbo centre steelie!
Gran Canaria - very friendly ;D
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by Memphis
You betcha carrot-top :sing: 'powweerrrrrrr to the danger-zone' :rocks:
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by AdamGB
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First you have to send a picture of yourself to saddo... proving that you are em... 'open' enough for the position...
If Saddo likes what he sees you have to receive his 'blessing'... this is only to become a junior mod... I heard that the full mods have to do this then get gang raped by the rest of the mods...
It gets harder for each member... both literally and in terms of suffering...
I heard Smashup quit on purpose with only one Mod left to gang rape him 23 times. That's why he's still a junior mod. Rumors are he can take the gang rapes like nothing. And is only quitting them early, so everybody can start over on his next attempt. He is determine to break Big H's record of 64 gang rapes (who destroyed Memphis record of 57) before becoming full mod. He's currently trying to hold off Mr.Bend Over himself, Fenster. Who's at 21 attempts to become full mod. Oh yes, people. That gallons of KY jelly have been ordered with urgent delivery to Saddo's house.
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
For the record Violent Demise has PM'd Saddo 72 times in the hope of becoming a mod. He has also started sending pictures of himself looking all menacing like.
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Re: just curious how do you become a mod and how many posts do you need
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Originally Posted by Memphis
For the record Violent Demise has PM'd Saddo 72 times in the hope of becoming a mod. He has also started sending pictures of himself looking all menacing like.
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