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Ok, so I met this girl back around January and have went out with her around 10-15 times since. It is mainly a I call her around midnight or 1 am on a friday or saturday deal and we hang out for a while and I then have sex with her. It's a good relationship; I like it a lot.
Anyways, this past weekend I was talking to her on AIM and she started talking about a lot of different sexual stuff. First of all, this girl is smoking. 9/10 and I'm a tough grader! Really exotic looking, beautiful eyes, perfect body, about 5'10" slim, 23 years old, nice bust everything is going on with her. I think she is a little bit of a few things, like I said exotic; I think her dad was an army man and mustve been stationed somewhere; black/white/latina girls dont have eyes like this gorgeous little thing looks semi persian or something! Of course I never asked and I don't care.
Anyway, she started talking about licking assholes. At first I was thinking "Oh fuck NO". I am not the type to get down on a girl's ass with my tongue unless she is semi-goddess or something. But then she said she wanted to do it to me!
Now I am thinking hmmm.... Let's see it's kinda hairy down there, doesnt get groomed often. I may even been a little shy about a girl getting so intimate with my asshole. I was kind of hesitant, but figured how many woman are ever going to stick their tongue in my ass! Especially one as fine as this and isn't a hooker.
So last weekend lets just say I popped my cherry ;) Anyone ever had a chick do this to them before? It was quite the experience. This girl is a little freak man I love it!
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Jeez!!!! I thought this post was going to be about trying to fart, but sh*tting your pants instead.
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CC#157 dasamm.... Ahhh!! shit I can't stop laughing.... :lolhaha:
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It is mainly a I call her around midnight or 1 am on a friday or saturday deal and we hang out for a while and I then have sex with her. It's a good relationship; I like it a lot.
That's called a "booty call" :) (damn! I miss them :( (somewhat))
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First of all, this girl is smoking. 9/10 and I'm a tough grader! Really exotic looking, beautiful eyes, perfect body, about 5'10" slim, 23 years old, nice bust everything is going on with her.
9/10 in Los Angeles or a 9/10 in Mashantuckett?
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Originally Posted by dasamm
I think she is a little bit of a few things, like I said exotic; I think her dad was an army man and mustve been stationed somewhere; black/white/latina girls dont have eyes like this gorgeous little thing looks semi persian or something! Of course I never asked and I don't care.
For some reason I picture her with dark straight hair, colores eyes (not asian slanted but more like Egyptian slant) :lickish:
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Anyway, she started talking about licking assholes.
:feedme: I love doing it to my girl.... :lickish:
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Originally Posted by dasamm
At first I was thinking "Oh fuck NO". I am not the type to get down on a girl's ass with my tongue unless she is semi-goddess or something.
Theres nothing wrong with that AS LONG AS SHE HAS JUST FINISHED SHOWERING.
:bath: :lickish:
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But then she said she wanted to do it to me!
:-X
:gay-as-steelie:
Only kigging your not gay, your a hommo.... ;D
Your only gay if you let him kiss you.
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Originally Posted by dasamm
Now I am thinking hmmm.... Let's see it's kinda hairy down there, doesnt get groomed often. I may even been a little shy about a girl getting so intimate with my asshole. I was kind of hesitant, but figured how many woman are ever going to stick their tongue in my ass! Especially one as fine as this and isn't a hooker.
This shit! right here is by FAR the funniest part of post I have EVER read on here at Saddos.... I can't stop laughing about it..... :lolhaha:
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It was quite the experience. This girl is a little freak man I love it!
If you like it you, you like it.
Whatever rocks you ring. :-X
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So last weekend lets just say I popped my cherry ;)
Your have issues.
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Anyone ever had a chick do this to them before?
At least 3 times a week. :-\
;D
8)
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just wait
she'll be fuckin you with a strap on next
if ya like it just go with it ;D
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I just heard of a new term for this....
Ring around the rosie. ;D
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Originally Posted by dasamm
Ok, so I met this girl back around January and have went out with her around 10-15 times since. It is mainly a I call her around midnight or 1 am on a friday or saturday deal and we hang out for a while and I then have sex with her. It's a good relationship; I like it a lot.
Anyways, this past weekend I was talking to her on AIM and she started talking about a lot of different sexual stuff. First of all, this girl is smoking. 9/10 and I'm a tough grader! Really exotic looking, beautiful eyes, perfect body, about 5'10" slim, 23 years old, nice bust everything is going on with her. I think she is a little bit of a few things, like I said exotic; I think her dad was an army man and mustve been stationed somewhere; black/white/latina girls dont have eyes like this gorgeous little thing looks semi persian or something! Of course I never asked and I don't care.
Anyway, she started talking about licking assholes. At first I was thinking "Oh F*** NO". I am not the type to get down on a girl's a** with my tongue unless she is semi-goddess or something. But then she said she wanted to do it to me!
Now I am thinking hmmm.... Let's see it's kinda hairy down there, doesnt get groomed often. I may even been a little shy about a girl getting so intimate with my asshole. I was kind of hesitant, but figured how many woman are ever going to stick their tongue in my a**! Especially one as fine as this and isn't a hooker.
So last weekend lets just say I popped my cherry ;) Anyone ever had a chick do this to them before? It was quite the experience. This girl is a little freak man I love it!
YOU KUNT FOR ADMITTING THAT ;D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
F8cksakes hahahahahaha
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Haha, Mick I have been stuck here trying to figure out how to quote certain lines and respond to them like in your reply. I keep messing up I just lost a whole post :'( There is only one thing that can cure the way I am feeling now and I think we all know what that is :lickish:
CC back haha can't wait to respond to your hilarious responses!
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Originally Posted by beds
just wait
she'll be F****** you with a strap on next
if ya like it just go with it ;D
Yes I can definitely see this progressing badly. I will be a sexual freak of nature before all is said and done ;D (Just kidding)
(maybe)
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you gotta keep her happy!
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you gotta keep her happy!
Righ on beds....
Thats for sure you gotta keep her happy or else she'll find someone else who will. ;)
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Funny FUNNY thread ;D ;D ;D
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Funny FUNNY thread ;D ;D ;D
Come on Smash like OscarEllaHoya hasn't played 'Ring around the rosie' with you?
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Can't say I've ever had a girl lick my a** but I pulled a freaky girl last week who let me cum on her face. Anyways whilst I had her pinned down on the floor and choking on me she was playing with a**.
When I came she stuck her finger right up inside which to be honest I found a little strange but I didn't say nothing. But she went right in past the knuckle, it was kind of weird I felt, but then hey I did ask her if could spunk in her mouth so I guess I can't be too suprised.
The annoying thing was though that I actually missed, I shot about a foot over her head onto the wall behind which really disappointed me, I mean it's not really a facial if you don't get it on her face is it? :-\
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Can't say I've ever had a girl lick my a**
Fucken liar >:mad
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I pulled a freaky girl last week who let me cum on her face. Anyways whilst I had her pinned down on the floor and choking on me she was playing with a**.
Nice. 8)
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When I came she stuck her finger right up inside which to be honest I found a little strange but I didn't say nothing.
So you won't let her lick you but you'll let her stick her finger up inside your ass. ???
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
But she went right in past the knuckle, it was kind of weird I felt,
Thats fucken :gay-as-steelie: she wen't past the knuckles ??? I think thats considered a fist fuck. :-X
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but then hey I did ask her if could spunk in her mouth so I guess I can't be too suprised.
So that don't mean shit!
If you ask her if you could stick it in her ear theres no need for you to give something in return....
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
The annoying thing was though that I actually missed, I shot about a foot over her head onto the wall behind
Ha ha ha ha hah!!! :lolhaha: This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a long ass time... Your aiming is awful if you missed a face righy in front of you. The trick is you gotta aim straight down you must have moved and pointed up you have keep it straigh aimed towards her mouth area so when it shoots off it will fly out and land around her face.
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which really disappointed me, I mean it's not really a facial if you don't get it on her face is it? :-\
No, not if you missed it's not a facial just ask her for a re-try. ;)
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:lolhaha: This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a fuck who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her ass and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so.... :throwup:
Holy shit not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy shit man ahahaha
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:lolhaha: This thread is killing me.
Tell me about it I was at work loaughin out loud and people kept asking if I was OK.... ;D
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First off I don't give a fuck who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her ass and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting.
1. Whats the longest relationship you've been in?
2. How many girls you been with?
3. How old are you?
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Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so.... :throwup:
I was merely making fun of it and for the sake of thread added some sarcasm to my post which I included the official I'm only kidding Saddo trademark of the -----> ;D at the end.
Who Am I kidding here..... :-\
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Holy shit not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy shit man ahahaha
amat, NEVER say NEVER cause your day WILL come (no pun intended) and you'll remembert this thread trust me.... ;)
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Haha ok I'm only 16 and truth is I've only gone all the way once but the thought of it...
and if I'm there that day, and I sit up on the bed and the first thing I think of is this thread, then I've let myself down ;D
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Haha ok I'm only 16 and truth is I've only gone all the way once but the thought of it...
Shit! Saddos needs to put some age limits on these Boards over here BRB need to have a word with him.... ;D
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and if I'm there that day, and I sit up on the bed and the first thing I think of is this thread, then I've let myself down ;D
True, well then in that case somewhere along that time you'll think about the day you talked about this here...
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Haha ok I'm only 16 and truth is I've only gone all the way once but the thought of it...
Shit! Saddos needs to put some age limits on these Boards over here BRB need to have a word with him.... ;D
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and if I'm there that day, and I sit up on the bed and the first thing I think of is this thread, then I've let myself down ;D
True, well then in that case somewhere along that time you'll think about the day you talked about this here...
I can see it now...
:alcoholic: :gorgeous: :bootyshake:
Dasamn and CMM were right
:thinking2:
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Haha ok I'm only 16 and truth is I've only gone all the way once but the thought of it...
Shit! Saddos needs to put some age limits on these Boards over here BRB need to have a word with him.... ;D
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Originally Posted by amat
and if I'm there that day, and I sit up on the bed and the first thing I think of is this thread, then I've let myself down ;D
True, well then in that case somewhere along that time you'll think about the day you talked about this here...
I can see it now...
:alcoholic: :gorgeous: :bootyshake:
Dasamn and CMM were right
:thinking2:
Thats exactly how it will happen.... ;)
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LOL this is the 1st time iv lookd into this thread! ;D
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:lolhaha: This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a fuck who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her ass and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so.... :throwup:
Holy shit not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy shit man ahahaha
you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!
i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo
didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!
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:lolhaha: This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a F*** who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her a** and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so.... :throwup:
Holy S*** not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy S*** man ahahaha
you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!
i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo
didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!
Im 17 and will never act in such behaviour you nutters you ;D
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Funny FUNNY thread ;D ;D ;D
Come on Smash like OscarEllaHoya hasn't played 'Ring around the rosie' with you?
:-X
That would honestly be the only time i would actually whack her ;D
Thing is....
Im incontinent
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Believe it or not she is actually next to me as i type and we are cracking up reading through this ;D
She says it's disgusting and we usually eat meals together so why would she want to eat my share 2nd hand ;) ;D ;D ;D
Tea bagging ......YES
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:lolhaha: This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a F*** who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her a** and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so.... :throwup:
Holy S*** not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy S*** man ahahaha
you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!
i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo
didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!
Im 17 and will never act in such behaviour you nutters you ;D
Im bloody 27 and will never act like these nutters!!! ;D
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Wait till you hit 30 and they start asking you to Backdoorfistrape them :-X
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Wait till you hit 30 and they start asking you to Backdoorfistrape them :-X
;D
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Originally Posted by Smashup
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Originally Posted by Smashup
Funny FUNNY thread ;D ;D ;D
Come on Smash like OscarEllaHoya hasn't played 'Ring around the rosie' with you?
:-X
That would honestly be the only time i would actually whack her ;D
Thing is....
Im incontinent
Well done mate...
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Believe it or not she is actually next to me as i type and we are cracking up reading through this ;D
She says it's disgusting and we usually eat meals together so why would she want to eat my share 2nd hand ;) ;D ;D ;D
Tea bagging ......YES
Spicy Curry anyone? :-X
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Can't say I've ever had a girl lick my a**
Fucken liar >:mad
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
I pulled a freaky girl last week who let me cum on her face. Anyways whilst I had her pinned down on the floor and choking on me she was playing with a**.
Nice. 8)
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
When I came she stuck her finger right up inside which to be honest I found a little strange but I didn't say nothing.
So you won't let her lick you but you'll let her stick her finger up inside your a**. ???
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
But she went right in past the knuckle, it was kind of weird I felt,
Thats fucken :gay-as-steelie: she wen't past the knuckles ??? I think thats considered a fist F***. :-X
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
but then hey I did ask her if could spunk in her mouth so I guess I can't be too suprised.
So that don't mean S***!
If you ask her if you could stick it in her ear theres no need for you to give something in return....
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
The annoying thing was though that I actually missed, I shot about a foot over her head onto the wall behind
Ha ha ha ha hah!!! :lolhaha: This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a long a** time... Your aiming is awful if you missed a face righy in front of you. The trick is you gotta aim straight down you must have moved and pointed up you have keep it straigh aimed towards her mouth area so when it shoots off it will fly out and land around her face.
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
which really disappointed me, I mean it's not really a facial if you don't get it on her face is it? :-\
No, not if you missed it's not a facial just ask her for a re-try. ;)
Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC :-X
Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.
Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.
The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.
Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.
Honestly it was like a scene from Trainspotting.
Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!
Happy times! :P
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
Rrriiiiggghhhht!!
Like saying "Could you please not stick your finger up my ass" takes a lot of time.... ;)
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC :-X
Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.
I guess just bad placement on your part... :P
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.
Whats wrong with that? ??? ( :-X )
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The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.
So you clean it up no big deal, wash your mouth and continue on.
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Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.
What the fwock!! ;D
You guys were just exchanging vowels over there and all....
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Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!
Happy times! :P
Well done mate, yeah! you probably wont be able to look at her in the face after some loud shit! like that....
But it'll go by and next time around you'll do some louder shit! with her... trust me something like this maybe.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18436
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One of the funniest threads on SADDO's i have read bar none! ;D ;D
Fucking class stuff. Yes i've had it done to me loads of times and i love getting my tongue up a womans tea towel holder. Then again i am a dirty sod.
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Yep, I know a chick like that.She lives on the corner of Bigelow and Liberty. She swings by every thrusday. She looks like she has a little arabic or Filipino in her.
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One of the funniest threads on SADDO's i have read bar none! ;D ;D
Thats what I say.
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Yes i've had it done to me loads of times and i love getting my tongue up a womans tea towel holder. Then again i am a dirty sod.
You see dasamm & amat it's OK.....
Your only gay if you let him kiss, right Munky?
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Yep, I know a chick like that.
It's nice to know one ain't it. :D
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She swings by every thrusday.
You the man Duke... 8)
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She looks like she has a little arabic or Filipino in her.
Ask her if shes ever had some Mexican in her. ;) 8)
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Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
Rrriiiiggghhhht!!
Like saying "Could you please not stick your finger up my a**" takes a lot of time.... ;)
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC :-X
Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.
I guess just bad placement on your part... :P
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.
Whats wrong with that? ??? ( :-X )
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.
So you clean it up no big deal, wash your mouth and continue on.
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.
What the fwock!! ;D
You guys were just exchanging vowels over there and all....
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!
Happy times! :P
Well done mate, yeah! you probably wont be able to look at her in the face after some loud S***! like that....
But it'll go by and next time around you'll do some louder S***! with her... trust me something like this maybe.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18436
hehe :coolclick: The worrying thing is though even if she had of thrown up over me during sucking my cock like that I know for 100% we would have just carried on regardless. It was a wild and crazy night indeed :lickish:
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Bilbo, no amount of alcohol warrants letting a finger up the ass slip.
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:lolhaha: This thread is killing me. First off I don't give a fuck who the girl is, my tongue isn't going near her ass and she's not getting near mine that is fucken discusting. Cheers for you and Mick admitting to being and having your salads tossed but that is so.... :throwup:
Holy shit not often do I literally laugh out loud at a thread but this one I did all up through this reply. hahah You got a freak dasamn and thats a good thing but holy shit man ahahaha
you wait till you hit 21 bet you would of done it!!!
i once got taken advantage of by a nutty girl with handcuffs and a dildo
didnt walk home in a straight line and i wasnt pissed!!!
:lolhaha: :lolhaha::lolhaha::lolhaha::lolhaha::lolhaha::lolh aha::lolhaha:
I don't know how to reply to that one?
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Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!
Rrriiiiggghhhht!!
Like saying "Could you please not stick your finger up my a**" takes a lot of time.... ;)
Lmao!
Haha, I see this thread is pretty popular...who would've thought we have so many pervs here at saddos? ::** ;D
Mick you sound like the salad tossing king of the west! I bet your girl can't get out of the shower without her a** getting relentlessly attacked by your tongue :lickish:
I actually made the mistake of spraying a little cologne down there before hand. OUCH!
Amat, you are young yet; but one day you will understand such things. The salad tossing is strong in you. I can feel it. One day you will be a great salad tosser...maybe even the greatest.
Something else I kind of like to do is make a girl gag when getting a bj. I always act like it's an accident, but I know damn well what I am doing ;D Just a little accidental thrust which happens to hit the larynx causing a little gag ;) And then it is important to follow it up with a little question, such as "Yeah, do you like to gag on my cock you little slut?" But of course they can't answer because of the choking. Wow, that sounds bad.
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Re: Has this ever happened to you?
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Haha, I see this thread is pretty popular...who would've thought we have so many pervs here at saddos? ::** ;D
Man, this is possibly the funniest thread here. Honestly you talked like it was a legit problem, and it is about tossing salad.
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Mick you sound like the salad tossing king of the west! I bet your girl can't get out of the shower without her a** getting relentlessly attacked by your tongue :lickish:
LMAO!
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I actually made the mistake of spraying a little cologne down there before hand. OUCH!
HAHAHAH so you did a prep job? Sounds like a Saddo prom ;D
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Amat, you are young yet; but one day you will understand such things. The salad tossing is strong in you. I can feel it. One day you will be a great salad tosser...maybe even the greatest.
This is weird, a single tear ran down from my eye and I clinched my buttcheeks at the same time.
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Something else I kind of like to do is make a girl gag when getting a bj. I always act like it's an accident, but I know damn well what I am doing ;D Just a little accidental thrust which happens to hit the larynx causing a little gag ;) And then it is important to follow it up with a little question, such as "Yeah, do you like to gag on my cock you little slut?" But of course they can't answer because of the choking. Wow, that sounds bad.
;D
My God. Consequences man, I mean....worst case scenario :throwup:
