Seriously considering battering my mums old Landlord....

F*cking wanker >:mad
She lives miles away in Torquay and is tiny and pretty old,anyway....
She wanted to move into a smaller property and he made it near on impossible for her to sell because he decided to get a digger in and dig a 6ft deep trench in the driveway so no one liked the look of it.
She ended up selling to him for 5k less than she wanted (just to shift it).
This is exactly what the c*nt wanted and she told me and me the news this morning.
I said i'd break his legs but the twat had an injury while working and is now paralysed from the waist down 8)
JUSTICE ;)
He still has hands that can easily be broken (something my Brother would do for fun-for the record i'm not like that and he moves in different circles to the rest of us ;)) but when i'm down their in the summer i'm getting her money back for her one way or another ;D

Take him for a stroll down Paignton Peir 8)

Sorry mate just trying to understand. If she owned it and has sold it how come he's her landlord. owners dont have landlords only tenants.

Sorry mate slightly confused.

Its coz he's so pissed off! He's not thinking straight ;)

She owned it (small flat) and there was 6 or 7 flats in the whole building with a big sort of driveway going right the way round ;)
She employed a solicitor but there was nothing he could do ;)
Wheelchairs don't tend to be sea worthy is what im thinking ;D

Swing away at his elbows. ;) :bat:

Whatever you decide to do, could you please put it on youtube. Go get the greedy bastard :army:

Just send your bruv down Si ;)

Did any of you lot used to throw cricket stumps into peoples spokes on their bikes then watch them fly over the handlebars ;D ;D ;D
Might wheel him up a hill ;D ;D
Have considered it Big fella but he's in Malta now after all that Tenerife/Timeshare sh*t a few years ago (lying low).
He would have come over as well for the cup final if the Hornets could actually win a game. ;D

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Did any of you lot used to throw cricket stumps into peoples spokes on their bikes then watch them fly over the handlebars ;D ;D ;D
Might wheel him up a hill ;D ;D
Have considered it Big fella but he's in Malta now after all that Tenerife/Timeshare sh*t a few years ago (lying low).
He would have come over as well for the cup final if the Hornets could actually win a game. ;D

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SMASHUP U MY BOY AND ALL,BUT ASSAULITING A MAN IN A WHEEL CHAIR EVEN THO HES A DICK WELL??? :-X

So what are you trying to say..? >:mad





















That i shouldn't push him around a little :-X
;D

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That i shouldn't push him around a little :-X
;D

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:nono:

Take him for a drive down a steep hill.

I remember at my sons school picnic a couple of years back one of the mums was in a wheelchair and went down a ramp a bit sharpish, she couldnt stop at the bottom and went arse over tit on the playground ;D

I know its wrong but I nearly pissed me shorts ;D

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Take him for a drive down a steep hill.

I remember at my sons school picnic a couple of years back one of the mums was in a wheelchair and went down a ramp a bit sharpish, she couldnt stop at the bottom and went a*** over tit on the playground ;D

I know its wrong but I nearly pissed me shorts ;D

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take his wheelchair up a big hill

zip tie his hands together

putty in ur hands ;D

in my experience it is always better to have someone not connected to you or the victim do the deed. Happens in the hunt sab world and I'm sure in yours 8)

Is that an offer ;D
I'd pay you handsomely to go down their and put it on him 8)

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Did any of you lot used to throw cricket stumps into peoples spokes on their bikes then watch them fly over the handlebars ;D ;D ;D
Might wheel him up a hill ;D ;D
Have considered it Big fella but he's in Malta now after all that Tenerife/Timeshare sh*t a few years ago (lying low).
He would have come over as well for the cup final if the Hornets could actually win a game. ;D

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Cricket stumps into peoples spokes ? All the time ,still do !!

Seriously talking about it on Saddos is not going to get that blokes face smashed in you have to seize the bull by the Horns and bat the fucker round the head .

I remember playing cricket with a mate who had punched me in the ear the previous evening ( it was the summer holidays ) i was batting and he thought he was Ian Healy ( former Aussie Wicketkeeper known for sledging ) he didnt think he was so funny when i stepped back and 'accidentally ' smashed him in the knees with with my bat .


A good method for revenge is to shoot the cunt in the knees.

Not subtle but massively inconvenient for him .

He's already paralysed from the waist down ::**

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He's already paralysed from the waist down ::**

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Hahahahaha ;D

He sounds really evil .

You can still shoot him in the knees he has legs doesnt he ?

Years ago i would have done him a mischief but theres better ways ;)

Fucking shoot the cunt .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

Gordy your aggressive demeanour is worrying ;D

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F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

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Who do you think i am ?
Austin F8cking powers ;D

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F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

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Who do you think i am ?
Austin F8cking powers ;D

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No but i think he's only just finished watching "for your eyes only" ;D

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F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

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Who do you think i am ?
Austin F8cking powers ;D

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No but i think he's only just finished watching "for your eyes only" ;D

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Thats the one Munky you've just settled it .

Hey Smash. No point in doing anything physical to him. He sounds a greedy bastard so hit the tight cunt where it hurts; in the pocket. You say he's got property - building maintenance is a real pain in the arse for landlords. Targeting the plumbing is quite subtle and can be expensive to fix.

Good luck with your campaign of revenge. :)

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F****** shoot the c*** .....he could be some kinda James Bondesque super villian.


Another option is to hire a Helicopter fly up behind him hoist up in his chair by the landing gear and drop him down a cooling tower

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james bond villian the paralyzed land lord? :-[

With an eye Patch and one of them Cigarette holders and a bueatifull assistant whom smashup has to seduce before he can find out where his plans to flood Silicon valley are kept .

After Escaping from the Torquay Guest House and Murdering the imcompetent Catalonian Waiter .

Hows that for drama ?

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With an eye Patch and one of them Cigarette holders and a bueatifull assistant whom smashup has to seduce before he can find out where his plans to flood Silicon valley are kept .

After Escaping from the Torquay Guest House and Murdering the imcompetent Catalonian Waiter .

Hows that for drama ?

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I like it! Bond meets Faulty Towers

You should put yourself forward as the next Bond scriptwriter.

Really ? I've often thought of myself a frustrated person who wrties down ideas on paper .

You know what its like though you pitch these ideas to Hollywood bigwigs and they want to change everylast detail !!!

Those motherfuckers ruined my dreams !!