How old, young, fat, thin

Would a woman, or man for the ladies Missy, have to be inorder to get your attention?

The reason I ask is that I was at ASDA today and this women was giving me the eye on the occasions that our paths crossed. I got to the checkout first and she followed taking the one next to me and so it continued. At a guess I'd say she was late forties. She had a wedding ring on and looked the sort who's husband couldnt keep up y'know, more interested in getting on the first tee at the weekend rather than bollock deep in his dirty missus ;D

You guest it, I would have nailed it in a heart beat.

What kind of limits do you impose on yourself with regards age, shape, or anythig else for that matter, hypathetically for the married amongst us.

I know Smash is going to say if theres grass on the pitch, lets play ;D

But what about the rest of you?

Nah mate ;)
Im happily sttled with my girl but if i were on the prowl...
Gotta have a fit body (Hate bellies on girls)
Pretty face
Anally accesable
Party Animal
Partial to a narcotic/Nightclub and good tunes
And above all a f*cking good laugh 8)
Age wise i suppose around my age or a little older or younger (the missus is 33 and trains 4 times a week)
I really put her through her paces in the garage especially now it's getting hot and she wears minute hotpants,we usually just end up shagging after 30 mins or so :lickish:
hahahaha

Im that age where Ive stopped looking, the only thing that interests me is there biomechanics and how to put it right. Its put me in some hilarious situations, its the first time in my life Ive had freinds who are girls. Tell you what love it.

I'm not sure about all those questions, a vagina and a pulse is usually enough for me.

When I was 23 I dated a 38 year old.

When I was 23 I dated a 19 year old.

I got married when I was 26 and my wife was 20.

I have been with 3 married woman in my lifetime. One of them was my friend's brother's wife. He was fighting in Desert Storm. One of them was 43.

I have calmed down since those days and I am proud of none of this.

I've been told I ask/asked for too much in girl. :-\
I've found several that met my criteria. :)

1) cute face
2) nice fit body
3) ass & tits (not too big)
4) nicet toes
5) nice hands
6) nice ears
7) nice teeth
8 ) nice legs
9) no moles on the face
10) long dark hair/highlights are nice too
11) nice elbows


As of late though my criteria has gone down. I remember at one point my uncles used to laugh at me cause I was so critical about girls and they would tell me wait 'till you get older all those things you look for will slowly detirrirate and all you'll care about is as long as she has a pu**y your there allover her.
They would also tell me sh*t! about me ONLY wanting to fu*k them on beds and nice places, they said wait 'till you get older you'll fu*k them on top of a carboard box for all you care. I used to laugh and tell them they were crazy. Even about eating a girls a** out, I remember I used to tell them they were fu*king nasty for doing that and how could they put their mouth there (keep im mind I was only 15).
How right they were. :)

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When I was 23 I dated a 38 year old.

When I was 23 I dated a 19 year old.

I got married when I was 26 and my wife was 20.

I have been with 3 married woman in my lifetime. One of them was my friend's brother's wife. He was fighting in Desert Storm. One of them was 43.

I have calmed down since those days and I am proud of none of this.

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You animal you... No wonder you call yourself Gorilla. ;D

I've always been attracted to older girls more.
When I was 17 I was with a 28 year old she was my teacher. ;)
When I was 16 I dated a 29 year old who I lied to and had told her I was 20.
When I was 17 I dated a 31 year old who I again lied to.
When I was 18 I dated a 23 year old.

I settled in now.. Over the years I have found that there is nothing more un attractive , then a girl who knows she is attractive.

I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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Really ?? Feet kind of gross me out.. LOL. once in my youth, I had a real looker , she got her feet up in my face , got a whiff smell like Fritos. went from hard rock to soft biscuit. I never been the same since. and I use to like Fritos .

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I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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Really ?? Feet kind of gross me out.. LOL. once in my youth, I had a real looker , she got her feet up in my face , got a whiff smell like Fritos. went from hard rock to soft biscuit. I never been the same since. and I use to like Fritos .

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LOL Hilarious

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I have an insatiable foot fetish so ugly feet is a deal breaker

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Really ?? Feet kind of gross me out.. LOL. once in my youth, I had a real looker , she got her feet up in my face , got a whiff smell like Fritos. went from hard rock to soft biscuit. I never been the same since. and I use to like Fritos .

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;D
Frito Bandito

cc :laugh:

I am the Frito Bandito
I love Fritos corn chips
I love them I do
I love Fritos corn chips
I steal them from you

Cute face and big beautiful eyes and nice teeth .

Not really bothered about their build because i normally shag them with the light off !!!

I lost my virginity to a black girl so for a while all i faniced were full figured black lasses .

Now i just like to have a laugh with a girl .

Can i just say hand on heart for a successfull relationship i would recomend putting of sex for as long as possible it really is the killer if you jump straight into Bed with a girl everything just revolves round sex weather you like it or not ...

Cute face and an easy going nature .

As long as she aint a whale or has body ordour then alls fine having something to talk about and commen ground is cool .

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I'm not sure about all those questions, a vagina and a pulse is usually enough for me.

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hahahahaha ;D
Cracking Thread Memph ;)

Got into this with a friend of mine the other day, over his ex girlfriend I think she's ugly. Basically talked about standards and all that and thumbed through the yearbook and myspace seeing if we think so and so is got and if we agree. Standards I guess are a little different. Let's see. I'm in high school so my answers will vary a bit but...

Has to be 14-18. 14 at the lowest, and that'll probably change next year as I don't want to be the senior hooking up with freshman ;D And if I could hook up with someone over 18 I would pretty much be a God. But I don't shoot for that, God knows I have a hard enough time pulling high school girls without getting cockblocked or some shat like that.

Has to have good teeth. Holy shit teeth are about the biggest turnoff there are. Honestly, thought this one girl was pretty cute, noticed some yellow on her teeth and nearly threw up. Now I can't look at her the same. Braces aren't a bother, neither are the occasional small chip but yellow or gaps are a big turnoff.

Nice body. I can let a tiny bit of pudge slide honestly, or baby fat but no overhang or anything. Lot of girls have that side fat thing going and I just fucken hate it.

No face piercings. Shit grosses me out.

No drugs other then weed and maybe thizz. Met up with a girl at a friends house, tall which I like, skinny which I like, and had a fairly cute face. Fit as fuck really. Then we were sitting down and somehow cocaine got brought up, and she talked about how she did it all the time. Then started telling stories of it. Was walkin alone with her, and she was talking to me talking about how she had holes in her nose? My friend was on the phone to his gf and I kept looking at him like dude get me out of here. He did. Next night hung out with same group, another coc head girl, skinny the same way had an oil face and the tiniest ass. Nasty stuff.


Basically it really as far as standards go. But I go for tall and short girls. I don't really know why. I like tall and skinny, tall and thick is intimidating ;D And short and skinny isn't my thing either but honestly, it's the biggest turn on. Friends just started picking up on it recently, I don't know why I go for it but I do. Big boobs aren't really my thing either.

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I settled in now.. Over the years I have found that there is nothing more un attractive , then a girl who knows she is attractive.

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HAHAHA so you go for low self esteem fucken nice 8)

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I've been told I ask/asked for too much in girl. :-\
I've found several that met my criteria. :)

1) cute face
2) nice fit body
3) a** & tits (not too big)
4) nicet toes
5) nice hands
6) nice ears
7) nice teeth
8 ) nice legs
9) no moles on the face
10) long dark hair/highlights are nice too
11) nice elbows


As of late though my criteria has gone down. I remember at one point my uncles used to laugh at me cause I was so critical about girls and they would tell me wait 'till you get older all those things you look for will slowly detirrirate and all you'll care about is as long as she has a pu**y your there allover her.
They would also tell me sh*t! about me ONLY wanting to fu*k them on beds and nice places, they said wait 'till you get older you'll fu*k them on top of a carboard box for all you care. I used to laugh and tell them they were crazy. Even about eating a girls a** out, I remember I used to tell them they were fu*king nasty for doing that and how could they put their mouth there (keep im mind I was only 15).
How right they were. :)

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Not much then ;)

All Ive got now are memories. Good ones, I forget the bad.

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As of late though my criteria has gone down. I remember at one point my uncles used to laugh at me cause I was so critical about girls and they would tell me wait 'till you get older all those things you look for will slowly detirrirate and all you'll care about is as long as she has a pu**y your there allover her.
They would also tell me sh*t! about me ONLY wanting to fu*k them on beds and nice places, they said wait 'till you get older you'll fu*k them on top of a carboard box for all you care. I used to laugh and tell them they were crazy. Even about eating a girls a** out, I remember I used to tell them they were fu*king nasty for doing that and how could they put their mouth there (keep im mind I was only 15).
How right they were. :)

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Haha I remember once I was talking with a couple friends in class, talking about the best place to fuck. I said I wanna do it in an ice cream truck on a hot day, that would be awesome 8) Then another one said a rollercoaster. Then this one black kid who I didn't really know at the time chimes in with, "I'd fuck your girl in a fucken dumpster with Oscar the grouch watching, and you're talkin about doin it in a ice cream truck?"

Don't know why, but that was one of the funniest things ever. Only problem is he said that fairly loud and we all got bitched out by our lesbian teacher. But he was right really, I'll fuck anywhere 8)





Not changin my mind on that salad tossing stuff though :throwup: Actually, going back to that my friend has a theory that getting your ass licked would be the greatest thing ever. That if a girl licks your ass, you OWN her. That if she talks anything, "umm...didn't you lick my asshole?" :lolhaha:

around were i live --i guess anygirl w/o sometype of an std would b nice

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As of late though my criteria has gone down. I remember at one point my uncles used to laugh at me cause I was so critical about girls and they would tell me wait 'till you get older all those things you look for will slowly detirrirate and all you'll care about is as long as she has a pu**y your there allover her.
They would also tell me sh*t! about me ONLY wanting to fu*k them on beds and nice places, they said wait 'till you get older you'll fu*k them on top of a carboard box for all you care. I used to laugh and tell them they were crazy. Even about eating a girls a** out, I remember I used to tell them they were fu*king nasty for doing that and how could they put their mouth there (keep im mind I was only 15).
How right they were. :)

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Haha I remember once I was talking with a couple friends in class, talking about the best place to fuck. I said I wanna do it in an ice cream truck on a hot day, that would be awesome 8) Then another one said a rollercoaster. Then this one black kid who I didn't really know at the time chimes in with, "I'd fuck your girl in a fucken dumpster with Oscar the grouch watching, and you're talkin about doin it in a ice cream truck?"

Don't know why, but that was one of the funniest things ever. Only problem is he said that fairly loud and we all got bitched out by our lesbian teacher. But he was right really, I'll fuck anywhere 8)





Not changin my mind on that salad tossing stuff though :throwup: Actually, going back to that my friend has a theory that getting your ass licked would be the greatest thing ever. That if a girl licks your ass, you OWN her. That if she talks anything, "umm...didn't you lick my asshole?" :lolhaha:

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amat you'll remember all of this one day, trust me.

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around were i live --i guess anygirl w/o sometype of an std would b nice

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When I was 23 I dated a 38 year old.

When I was 23 I dated a 19 year old.

I got married when I was 26 and my wife was 20.

I have been with 3 married woman in my lifetime. One of them was my friend's brother's wife. He was fighting in Desert Storm. One of them was 43.

I have calmed down since those days and I am proud of none of this.

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You animal you... No wonder you call yourself Gorilla. ;D

I've always been attracted to older girls more.
When I was 15 I was with a 19 year old she was my teacher. ;)
When I was 16 I dated a 29 year old who I lied to and had told her I was 20.
When I was 17 I dated a 31 year old who I again lied to.
When I was 18 I dated a 23 year old.

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how olds ya current wifey son? hollaaaar

for me they gotta be atleast 18 LEGAL son i aint getting no r. kelly cases son!

how old? man chicks are still looking hot even later and later these days so imma say just as long as they dont got wrinkles on their face then age aint nothing but a number!

and i cant stand girls with guts man. i mean they dont gotta have 6pack abs like me, but atleast flat stomachs or close to being flat damn it!

id rather date a slightly chubby girl then a stick with no asssss or titiez. im a tittty man as u all know so yeah!

one time when we was clubbin it up in 702 my friend went up to every single cute but slightly chubby girl he saw and said: "Is it true what they say about big girls?"

the girls would be like what do they say about us?

then he'd say, "i heard you big girls give the best head!"

then the girls would all blush :-[

he kept doing this over and over again all night and the girls actually like it???????

but then again he looks like brian austin green from 90210 ;D

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When I was 23 I dated a 38 year old.

When I was 23 I dated a 19 year old.

I got married when I was 26 and my wife was 20.

I have been with 3 married woman in my lifetime. One of them was my friend's brother's wife. He was fighting in Desert Storm. One of them was 43.

I have calmed down since those days and I am proud of none of this.

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You animal you... No wonder you call yourself Gorilla. ;D

I've always been attracted to older girls more.
When I was 15 I was with a 19 year old she was my teacher. ;)
When I was 16 I dated a 29 year old who I lied to and had told her I was 20.
When I was 17 I dated a 31 year old who I again lied to.
When I was 18 I dated a 23 year old.

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how olds ya current wifey son? hollaaaar

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Nah! you got the Teacher thing wrong...
I was 17, she was 28 ;)

You and your wifey! sh*t! >:mad
Is it so hard to say your girl?
Shes 26.

The biggest age differance I had was when I was 19 and I was living in New Mexico for a little while. I met this elementary school teacher who was 39 she was hispanic with some nice titties and a beautiful face. She asked me out a couple times and I ended up canceling on her both times then she asked me out a third time and her words exactly were "A third times a strike out so dont' cancel this time" right then I thought shite this woman probably just wants to fucke. So I ended up going out with her went back to her house and ended up laying the pipe to her, but for some reason I could not get off, all I could think about was this womans older than my mom's son lol (my mom was really young when she had me) and she had daughter that was a year younger than me also which made it kinda weird. Come to find out she had been married for like 20 years or something and was going through a divorce and had only been with her husband and no other guys. Its funny though because after I hit that I was talking to some of my buddies a few weeks or maybe a couple months later they were telling me the pulled a train on some elementary school teacher, and I was like is her name Kathy and there hell yeah, I got a kick out that. I guess she just went a straight fuckeing spree litterally lol. So since then I never hooked up with anyone with as much as an age differance as that chick.

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The biggest age differance I had was when I was 19 and I was living in New Mexico for a little while. I met this elementary school teacher who was 39 she was hispanic with some nice titties and a beautiful face. She asked me out a couple times and I ended up canceling on her both times then she asked me out a third time and her words exactly were "A third times a strike out so dont' cancel this time" right then I thought shite this woman probably just wants to fucke. So I ended up going out with her went back to her house and ended up laying the pipe to her, but for some reason I could not get off, all I could think about was this womans older than my mom's son lol (my mom was really young when she had me) and she had daughter that was a year younger than me also which made it kinda weird. Come to find out she had been married for like 20 years or something and was going through a divorce and had only been with her husband and no other guys. Its funny though because after I hit that I was talking to some of my buddies a few weeks or maybe a couple months later they were telling me the pulled a train on some elementary school teacher, and I was like is her name Kathy and there hell yeah, I got a kick out that. I guess she just went a straight fuckeing spree litterally lol. So since then I never hooked up with anyone with as much as an age differance as that chick.

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The biggest age differance I had was when I was 19 and I was living in New Mexico for a little while. I met this elementary school teacher who was 39 she was hispanic with some nice titties and a beautiful face. She asked me out a couple times and I ended up canceling on her both times then she asked me out a third time and her words exactly were "A third times a strike out so dont' cancel this time" right then I thought shite this woman probably just wants to fucke. So I ended up going out with her went back to her house and ended up laying the pipe to her, but for some reason I could not get off, all I could think about was this womans older than my mom's son lol (my mom was really young when she had me) and she had daughter that was a year younger than me also which made it kinda weird. Come to find out she had been married for like 20 years or something and was going through a divorce and had only been with her husband and no other guys. Its funny though because after I hit that I was talking to some of my buddies a few weeks or maybe a couple months later they were telling me the pulled a train on some elementary school teacher, and I was like is her name Kathy and there hell yeah, I got a kick out that. I guess she just went a straight fuckeing spree litterally lol. So since then I never hooked up with anyone with as much as an age differance as that chick.

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Yeah man they did. I guess since she had only been with one man her whole life before me that she was doing what most people do when there younger ya know experiment I really don't know but thats my guess. I thought it was funny though lol.

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The biggest age differance I had was when I was 19 and I was living in New Mexico for a little while. I met this elementary school teacher who was 39 she was hispanic with some nice titties and a beautiful face. She asked me out a couple times and I ended up canceling on her both times then she asked me out a third time and her words exactly were "A third times a strike out so dont' cancel this time" right then I thought shite this woman probably just wants to fucke. So I ended up going out with her went back to her house and ended up laying the pipe to her, but for some reason I could not get off, all I could think about was this womans older than my mom's son lol (my mom was really young when she had me) and she had daughter that was a year younger than me also which made it kinda weird. Come to find out she had been married for like 20 years or something and was going through a divorce and had only been with her husband and no other guys. Its funny though because after I hit that I was talking to some of my buddies a few weeks or maybe a couple months later they were telling me the pulled a train on some elementary school teacher, and I was like is her name Kathy and there hell yeah, I got a kick out that. I guess she just went a straight fuckeing spree litterally lol. So since then I never hooked up with anyone with as much as an age differance as that chick.

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Yeah man they did. I guess since she had only been with one man her whole life before me that she was doing what most people do when there younger ya know experiment I really don't know but thats my guess. I thought it was funny though lol.

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yeah well thats what i was even telling majesty in the other thread that everyone can always just blame things on the I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID EXCUSE!

but when u get older u cant really get away with that reasoning as much ;D

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When I was 23 I dated a 38 year old.

When I was 23 I dated a 19 year old.

I got married when I was 26 and my wife was 20.

I have been with 3 married woman in my lifetime. One of them was my friend's brother's wife. He was fighting in Desert Storm. One of them was 43.

I have calmed down since those days and I am proud of none of this.

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wow...nice...I did a 34,36,and 40 year old at 23
went out with a 19yr old at 27...
was married at 19 married to a 19 yr old
slept with alot of women only to find out who they were affiliated with later....
never ask first wait til after...better to ask for forgiveness than permission..:)
45 yr old when I was 29....pretty open in that...just need a really good attitude and stroke my ego...:)
my fiance is 36 and I'm 33....