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Man bursts into restuarunat, grabs a knife and cuts off...his own cock?!
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin
Zizzi spokeswoman
A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.
She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.
"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.
"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."
She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
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Re: Man bursts into restuarunat, grabs a knife and cuts off...his own cock?!
now thats what i call a FAMILY restaurant! ;)
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Read this earlier in the paper :-X
OUCH
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Re: Man bursts into restuarunat, grabs a knife and cuts off...his own cock?!
''deep pain pizza'' Classic Sun pun !
What would make somebody do that ? Granted he's at least one Apple sort of an orchard but even still!!!!!
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make sure to not order the hot dogs for about another month just to be safe kids ;D
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oh man
people are really weird these days lol
;D he has no penis
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Waiter: Who ordered sausage?
:-X
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Re: Man bursts into restuarunat, grabs a knife and cuts off...his own cock?!
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Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
more like Snausages ;D
well in your case longganisa ;D
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Re: Man bursts into restuarunat, grabs a knife and cuts off...his own cock?!
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Originally Posted by TheDukeof74
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Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
more like Snausages ;D
well in your case longganisa ;D
lol wtf is that bro? sounds like a srlanken home girl or something lol
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cheers for that as i did wonder what had happened to Violent Demise
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Re: Man bursts into restuarunat, grabs a knife and cuts off...his own cock?!
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Originally Posted by Saddo
cheers for that as i did wonder what had happened to Violent Demise
mr saddo are u implying that violent demise got kicked off the forum for having his penis chopped off? :'(
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That is the most bizarre thing I have ever heard! Anyone know WHY he did that?
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Originally Posted by El Gamo
That is the most bizarre thing I have ever heard! Anyone know WHY he did that?
I can only guess he was fed up with it controlling his life.....
What I want to know though is how the hell do you take a piss without a dick?
His bladder and stomach must be a giant inflating piss bag by npw. I'd hate to be standing near him when he explodes :-X
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Originally Posted by Bilbo
Man cuts off penis in restaurant
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.
A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin
Zizzi spokeswoman
A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.
She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.
"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.
"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.
"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."
She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
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Thanks for that, Bilbo. You really made my day. :(
