**Boxers... What alias whould you give them TODAY!?!**

I'm gonna piss some people off but remember... MANY of these fighters I love but you gotta poke fun.

Andrew "Nuts in your throat" Gollota
Oscar "Where's your jab hiding" DelaHoya
Slogan: Bernard Hopkins "Finding lost boxers since 2007"
Joe "Patty Cake" Calzaghe
Floyd "I'm gonna whoop his Ass!(translation: boringly tap and run)" Mayweather Jr.
Arturo "Retire before you get DaInBrAmAgE" Gatti
Scott "Put me in... I can fight in handcuffs" Harrison
Edison "Excuses" Miranda
Jermain "Why should I decisivly Beat anyone if I win anyway" Taylor
Zab "Flash dance" Judah
Miguel "The Robot" Cotto
Peter "Last fight looked like a domestic disturbance" Manfredo Jr.
Vic "The Nose" Darchinyan
Jorge "Attention Whore" Arse
Antonio "The Milkdud" Tarver
John "Go Away" Ruiz
Shannon "Pineapple" Briggs
Montell "Why do I keep trying" Griffin



Please... Supply your own or improve mine ;D

Roy"Have I told you lately how good I am?"Jone Jr
Antonio"I actually did better in the movie"Tarver
Nikolay"Lurch"Valuev
Naseem"Dont drop the soap" Hamed
Jameel"Im A Modern Sensitve Guy"McCline
Kenny"A Win On Every Contenders Record"Craven
Mike"Babies,Its Whats For Dinner"Tyson

Some Contender ones:

Peter "The poo of Providence" Manfredo
Sergio "The Latin fake" Mora
Walter "2 Bums" Wright
Anthony "The Punchbag" Bonsante
Ahmed "The Baby Fighter" Kaddour

Jermaine "No Intentions" Taylor
Kelly "Casper" Pavlik...I thought they called him Ghost because he's so pale...
Cory "Snoozer" Spinks
John "Bloody" Duddy
Edison "Sleeping Panther" Miranda
Manny "Pug-face" Paquiao
Marco "Middle-aged face assassin" Barrera
Paulie "Poof daddy" Malignaggi
Mikkel " The Wiking Varrior" Kessler

Edison "Panterrible" Miranda

Zab "Crazy Legs" Judah

Samuel "The Repeater" Peter

Shannon "Braggadocios" Briggs

Joe 'Brittle Hands' Calzaghe
Floyd 'Who Avoids by Running' Mayweather
Erik 'Give it up now before it's too late' Morales
James 'Fat Ass' Toney (classic)
Zab 'Disco Inderno' Judah
Roy 'Roids' Jones Jr.
Evander ' The Real Suplements' Holyfield
Fernando 'I Had NO IDEA What it was' Vargas
Pernell 'Dollar Roll' Whitaker
Oscar 'Frijoles' De La Hoya

Edision ( right hands....its whats for dinner) Miranda
Jermiane ($$sell my soul to the devil for the most money $$) Taylor
Sergio (no where to be found) Mora
Winky (slap fight) Wright

Jermaine "No Intentions" Taylor -- No Contest


Zab 'Disco Inderno' Judah -- Mick

Winky "Slap Fight" Wright -- SouthAkron

I absolutley love these three lol

I know you sad clicked me for that Cory Spinks one Starr ;D :lickish:

Cory "I want a refund" Spinks
Cory "Bubba Gump" Spinks
Cory "Bedtime Story" Spinks
heh you cant sad click me for 23 hours :-*

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Originally Posted by "PRIDE OF BOSTON"

I'm gonna piss some people off but remember... MANY of these fighters I love but you gotta poke fun.

Andrew "Nuts in your throat" Gollota
Oscar "Where's your jab hiding" DelaHoya
Slogan: Bernard Hopkins "Finding lost boxers since 2007"
Joe "Patty Cake" Calzaghe
Floyd "I'm gonna whoop his a**!(translation: boringly tap and run)" Mayweather Jr.
Arturo "Retire before you get DaInBrAmAgE" Gatti
Scott "Put me in... I can fight in handcuffs" Harrison
Edison "Excuses" Miranda
Jermain "Why should I decisivly Beat anyone if I win anyway" Taylor
Zab "Flash dance" Judah
Miguel "The Robot" Cotto
Peter "Last fight looked like a domestic disturbance" Manfredo Jr.
Vic "The Nose" Darchinyan
Jorge "Attention Whore" a***
Antonio "The Milkdud" Tarver
John "Go Away" Ruiz
Shannon "Pineapple" Briggs
Montell "Why do I keep trying" Griffin



Please... Supply your own or improve mine ;D

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CC bro those were all great!

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Joe 'Brittle Hands' Calzaghe
Floyd 'Who Avoids by Running' Mayweather
Erik 'Give it up now before it's too late' Morales
James 'Fat a**' Toney (classic)
Zab 'Disco Inderno' Judah
Roy 'Roids' Jones Jr.
Evander ' The Real Suplements' Holyfield
Fernando 'I Had NO IDEA What it was' Vargas
Pernell 'Dollar Roll' Whitaker
Oscar 'Frijoles' De La Hoya

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hey bro sorry im slow today whats the deal with oscar y frijoles?

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

Joe 'Brittle Hands' Calzaghe
Floyd 'Who Avoids by Running' Mayweather
Erik 'Give it up now before it's too late' Morales
James 'Fat a**' Toney (classic)
Zab 'Disco Inderno' Judah
Roy 'Roids' Jones Jr.
Evander ' The Real Suplements' Holyfield
Fernando 'I Had NO IDEA What it was' Vargas
Pernell 'Dollar Roll' Whitaker
Oscar 'Frijoles' De La Hoya

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hey bro sorry im slow today whats the deal with oscar y frijoles?

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Frijoles are beans.
Hoya is a cooking pot.
'Frijoles de la Hoya' is the name of that plate.
It's like a bean soup/stew which is pretty funny if your Latino or somewhat understand the logic behind it. :)
Guess it doesn't make much sense if your not. :(

manny "the only way you gonna beat me is in politics" pacquiao

manny"i'll sign your contract to promote me if its got more zeros than the current contract" pacquiao


jermain "why did i sit thru that fight last saturday" taylor ;D

Floyd "the Predator" Mayweather Senior

Uncle Roger "crackhead" Mayweather

Oscar "soon to be undisputed DANCING WITH THE STARS CHAMP" De La Hoya

Antonio "shouldnt have gave RJJ hell for coming back down to 175 when the karma hit me from eating too much on the sets of rocky 6 and having to come back down to 175 to fight B-Hop" tarver

Vic "I HAVE NO FANS besides in the city of GLENDALE, CA" Darchinyan

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Joe 'Brittle Hands' Calzaghe
Floyd 'Who Avoids by Running' Mayweather
Erik 'Give it up now before it's too late' Morales
James 'Fat a**' Toney (classic)
Zab 'Disco Inderno' Judah
Roy 'Roids' Jones Jr.
Evander ' The Real Suplements' Holyfield
Fernando 'I Had NO IDEA What it was' Vargas
Pernell 'Dollar Roll' Whitaker
Oscar 'Frijoles' De La Hoya

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hey bro sorry im slow today whats the deal with oscar y frijoles?

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Frijoles are beans.
Hoya is a cooking pot.
'Frijoles de la Hoya' is the name of that plate.
It's like a bean soup/stew which is pretty funny if your Latino or somewhat understand the logic behind it. :)
Guess it doesn't make much sense if your not. :(

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yeah bro i knew frijoles are beans i ate them last night with some bomb asss garlic prawns, i just couldnt see the inside joke with oscar? until u pointed out HOYA! there u go!

yeah i had camarones de ajo con frijoles!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You learn something new everyday here....I though hoya was bulldog in Spanish. :-[

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Originally Posted by No Contest

You learn something new everyday here....I though hoya was bulldog in Spanish. :-[

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;D
Hoya is cooking pot.
Joya is a jewl.

Perro Bulldog is Bulldog. Although you can name your Bulldog 'Hoya'. :P

I blame Georgetown for this misinformation!!!

I think the funniest nickname ever given to an athlete is "Fragile" Fred Taylor. LOL

He is a one of the best current RB's though.

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

I think the funniest nickname ever given to an athlete is "Fragile" Fred Taylor. LOL

He is a one of the best current RB's though.

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i used to love ARBY's :lickish:

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Originally Posted by No Contest

I blame Georgetown for this misinformation!!!

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DAMN STRAIGHT! They always misinform!

For the longest time I thought Georgetown was an all black school, like NC A&T or Florida A&M but noooooo sir they are a great all-around school for everyone. Bill Clinton went to law school there.

Their basketball team is not an accurate dipiction of their school population

Wonjongkam 'Someone PLEASE! Knock Him The FWOCK OUT!' Pongsaklek.
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Wonjongkam "Why can't Mick love me?" Pongslakek
Zab "I Can Dance If I Want To" Judah
Fernando "The Elephant Man" Vargas
Hasim "I Used To Be Famous For More Then Falling Out of the Ring and Growing a Second head" Rahman
Jermain "I Send Judges Christmas Cards" Taylor
Vic "Chicken Wing" Darchynian

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Originally Posted by amat

Wonjongkam "Why can't Mick love me?" Pongslakek
Zab "I Can Dance If I Want To" Judah
Fernando "The Elephant Man" Vargas
Hasim "I Used To Be Famous For More Then Falling Out of the Ring and Growing a Second head" Rahman
Jermain "I Send Judges Christmas Cards" Taylor
Vic "Chicken Wing" Darchynian

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hahaha... I love the Rahman one