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My all time favorite movie quote is...
"We'll look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latleys braggin' on our own midget. Don't matter how stumpy." -- Pappy O'Daniel in O Brother Were Art Thou?
Second place is...
"Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play." -- Native American in Without A Paddle
Bowfinger "why did you say alien love ? " - Kit Ramsey
Jackie Brown Ordell Robbie: "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes".
I enjoyed that movie "O brother where art thou?" my favorite scène was the recordig studio .Quote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
" Woooooooo-wee. Boy, that was a miiiighty fine a-pickin' and a-singin'. I'll tell you what, you come on in here and sign these papers here and I'm a gonna you ten dollars a piece. "
You quoted "Without a Paddle".....dude, seriously Seth Green is more annoying than he is funny
I have a few favorites
"It's not the years, it's the mileage" - Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark
"....hell the fall alone will kill ya" - Butch Cassidy, Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka" - Alex DeLarge, Clockwork Orange
"They only live to get radical" Bodhi, Point Break
"I suppose a fuck is out of the question"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
Don't know it word for word but :P
"Tonight you saw to men killing eachother, well I guess it's better then havinf 2 countries killing eachother.
If I can change you can change. Everyone can change"
"Peace, I hate the word as I hate hell all Montegues"
This movie I've seen easily 100 times no lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
Love the film. Simple yet entertaining.
Life Rayford Gibson: "Motherfucker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your ass. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure."
Tommy Boy
Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
DAMN RIGHT!Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMicK
I was so psyched when the "Adreniline Edition" came out....hahaha great movie
" I've been on the job for over 20 years, and I fail to see what fishing bricks from the bottom of a pool has got to do with bank robbery; added to which indignity, they got me babysitting some quarterback punk, named Johnny Unitas or something. " Angelo Pappas, Point Break
LG how about this one from Life "You take my cornbread there's gonna be consequences and repercussions!"
Basically anything said by Rocky in the original film. The dialog was fantastic. Kill Bill also had some kickass dialog. O'ren Ishii's speech after cutting the guy in the boardroom's head of was awesome ;D
Also, Vivica A. Fox in Kill Bill saying "I should have been Black fucking Mamba"
Usually I would be able to pick more off the top of my head but right now I can't.
American Psycho a fantastic movie this !
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Good idea for a thread.
I'd have to say pretty much anything that comes outta Max Cady's mouth in "Cape Fear".
"It's gonna take a lot more than a few knocks to my good ol' boy gut to get me down counselor!"-Max Cady
"I ain't no white trash piece of shat...I'm better than all youuuuuuuu"-Max Cady
"Have you ever been some hill billy's wet dream?"-Max Cady again ;D
There were some great quotes from my other favorite movie, "Carlito's Way" but I can't really remember them.
Then of course there's Bad Santa
"....you think you can make my life any more fukin miserable lady? Go right ahead and try."-Bad Santa
"You mean my fuckstick?"-Bad Santa
"That's the way of the savage, pretend to be your friend one minute, then the next minute he's eatin your brains out with a fork."-Chris Farley's character from Almost Heros.
And pretty much any line from the movie "Dirty Work" starring Norm McDonald and Artie Lange.
bad santa was funny as hell ! :laugh:
Yes it was. One of the absolute funniest fukin movies I have EVER seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Just thought of some other movie quotes, pretty much every one liner in every Ahhnold Schwarzenegger movie.
"I eat Green Berets for breakfast and I'm very hungry"-Ahhnold, sorry, John Matrix, in Commando.
"The apartment is great... blah blah blah...but I was thining if I get into trouble with the police, any idea how I ought to handle it"-Ahhnold in Raw Deal, truly this is the worst piece of dialogue Ahhnold has ever delievered in his acting career, you can see him smiling while he says it, laughing at how bad of actor he is. Its fukin hilarious.
American Psycho is one of my absolute favorites
Elizabeth: "[laughing] You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?" American Psycho
the acting is top notch.. really enjoy that movie. got it on disk. It running on one of the movie channels this month, Encore i think ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
cc #410 BG , I like this thread !
Ohh thers far too many..
In fact im kinda blank on it..
Lets see.. The opening speech in scarface.. When Tony Montana is speaking with the feds..
Uhhh..Marlon brando speech..On the waterfront..I coulda been a contender
You fucked my wife - De niro
Yayo lords my man ;) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
When Jason statham is selling stuff at the begining of Lock stock and two smoking barrels
" Lets sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy and the ones who trust me from the ones who dont, Cos if you cant see value here today..Your not up here shopping..Your up here shoplifting.
See these goods, Theyv never seen daylight, moonlight, isaelite, fanny by the gas light..
Take a bag Cmon take a bag, I took a bag home last night, cos me alot more then ten pound i can tell ya..
Anyone like jewelry..Look at that one there .. Hand made in italy, Hand stolen in stepney
Its as long as my arm..I wish it were as long as something else..
Dont think because these boxes are sealed up that theyr empty, the only man that sells empty boxes is the undertaker..and by the looks of some of you today.I'd make more money with me measuring tape
Treat the wife..Treat somebody elses wife,..Its alot more fun if you dont get caught! "
Classicc :)
Lol..And of course in lock stock they keep calling tom fat!! Lol skinny bugger..
" Tom..What have you been eating"
"Its a deal, its a steal..Its sale of the fuckin century..In fact..Fuck it nick..I think i'll keep it!"
Lock Stock is a fuckin classic.. got it on disk also.. one of me fav'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Tito_BHB
"You know dear, this tastes very much like human flesh" - Nosher Powell to his wife, over dinner, in the movie "Eat the Rich" :laugh:
"Yeah, but would you like to?" - Charles Bronson on response to Jill Ireland's "But I really don't know you that well" from the movie Hard Times.
I agree with you, Lyle, about Seth Green. Overall the movie isn't so great it's that one line that I find hilarious.
I am going to take some time to compose my top 10 and after I post it I will issue cool clicks.
CC for the Commando refference, that was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid, my favorite line from it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hulk
Matrix: (holding Sully over a cliff) Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last Sully?
Sully: Yeah Matrix, you did.
Matrix: I lied. (drops Sully)
O Brother Where Art Thou?
Pappy O'Daniel: Moral fibre? I invented moral fibre! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!
Mystery Men
The Shoveller: We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.
Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon: It took me three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've done.
The Devil's Rejects
Captain JT Spaulding: Do I stutter bitch?
LIFE
Seargent Dillard: Tell that lazy the state of Mississippi ain't intrested in his meteorological assessments.
Take The Money And Run
Virgil Starkwell: After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after a half hour I completely gave up on the idea of stealing her purse.
"Hell Doc I have lots of friends."
Doc HolidAY "I don't."
What about in predator when the guy goes "your bleeding" and the other guy goes "i dont have time to bleed" ;D Awesome quote, if only i could remember the names of the characters ;D
CC, Commando is a bad ass movie. Ahhhnold easily kills like fukin 100+ people. And Snakey, the line from Predator, Jesse Ventura said it, to that white nerdy guy I think with the glasses.Quote:
Originally Posted by CFH
Tombstone:Your no Daisy at All!(I'll be your huckleberry. HalfBaked:They killed Killa...bee yo!!!
CC bro! TOMMY BOY was the TRUTH! that movie always remind me of my senior year in High School lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
i like the scene where he looks up his grade on the wall and he acts all shocked: "D-?????? What the?........... I PASSED! I PASSED!"
he then hugs some fobby nerdy looking asian dude walking by and says, "I wish we knew each other!" ;D
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Originally Posted by Lords Gym
Quote from: Lyle on Yesterday at 05:35:14 PM
"They only live to get radical" Bodhi, Point Break
This movie I've seen easily 100 times no lie.
Love the film. Simple yet entertaining.
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2 of my faves right there !
Bateman some how delivers that line without sounding malicious ( duh ) just informative.
Every line in Trainspotting .......
Begbie to Tommy's mum: ''well it's not our fault , your son wen doon cos he was a fukin smackheed and if thats not your fault i duuno what is , i was the cunt who tried to get him of that shite .....( Brief pause ) ... ill get the drinks in hey''
Begbie to Renton: 'who's going through cold turkey: Who sweat oot ya system cos if i come back and its still here ?! Ill fucking kick it ooot' ( Note Sly smile on Begbie's face indicating that he might be enjoying seeing Rent's in pain) .
" Calm down Franky..when in rome.. I am not in rom doug..I am in a rush"
" Zee Germans"
" Oh no Tommy..Its Tip..Top.. Just im not quite sure about the colour" *Pulls off caravan door*
- Snatch
"English motherfucker, Do you speak it? "
"Mmm that is one tasty burger"
Do you see a sign out front of my house saying dead *Insert racial slurr here* Storage?"
i love the smell of napalm in the morning. it smells like ......... victory
apocolipse now is full of so many awesome quotes. that movie is a piece of art seriously.
"Son, you got a panty on your head." - Raising Arizona
"If you screw up just this much....you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit outta hong kong"
There a few from that movie.
Oh and a few from my personal 80's favourite.
"its better to burn out that to fade away!!!!"
"Whatever you say jack...you're the master race"
"I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal"
Another:-
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five'. To tell you the truth, in all this excitement i kinda lost track myself... But considering this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head CLEAN OFF, you have to ask yourself a question... 'Do I feel lucky?'... Well, DO ya, PUNK?"
From a great movie 'the princess bride'
"Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare To Die."
the Highlander is a classic
there's also this gem from Robert Duvall in Colors 1988
Bob Hodges: [to his new partner] "There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all"
"Kneel before Zod!" Superman 2
Zod cracks me up big time!!! Quality performance by Terence Stamp
"Say hello to my little friend"
"Elvira! Hey Elvira! Come back here..... Is OK, is alright another cuelo and she'll love me in the morning. Aint that right Frank?"
"I would like to let you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Go ahead I dare throw it. Don't just stand there throw me a spare.
Ahhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhh!!
It's in the bone, It's in the bone, It's in the booooooonnnneee"
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing, that John Denver's full of shit man.
Harry: Ooh! look at the buns on that one...
Lloyd: Yeah! he must work out.
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know Lloyd the French are assholes.
Norman Bates: "Mother isn't quite herself today"
Jack Byrnes: I mean, can you really trust another human being, Greg?
Greg Focker: Yeah, I think so.
Jack Byrnes: No. The answer is you can not.
BTW, Mick, your Dumb & Dumber quotes are classic ;D
Everyone was cool clicked a bit ago.
- Wheres your tool?
- What fakin tool?!
- THIS FAKIN TOOL!!!
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