Adult males range in height from 165-175 cm (5 ft 5 in-5 ft 9 in), and in weight from 140-200 kg (310-440 lb)
Valuev is standing at 215 cm (about 7 feet) tall and weighing in at 145-150 kg (320-330 lb).
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Adult males range in height from 165-175 cm (5 ft 5 in-5 ft 9 in), and in weight from 140-200 kg (310-440 lb)
Valuev is standing at 215 cm (about 7 feet) tall and weighing in at 145-150 kg (320-330 lb).
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Gorilla would kill him a gorilla is that strong it could bench press 4 times its own bodyweight i think
i like gorillas. does anybody else like them? there all soft and cuddly,mmm.
Wacky shit!
A Gorilla has 5 times the strengh of a human of the same size.
gorillas arnt as strong as that, they just look it. a decent size bloke could sort a full grown gorilla dead easy. i should know, lived in the rain forest for 11 years.
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Originally Posted by TYSONBRUNO
The damn things (Full grown males anyway) can actually rip your arm from the socket and hit you in the head with it LOL
you probley only a little man. i never had that problem, did however loose my eye to a little horse but thats another story.
This is true ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kel
Garreth Keenan, is that you?Quote:
Originally Posted by pedro
I knew a dude named Lou who lived in Compton and he sold some real good Gorrilla piss.
You dip a kool cigarrette in it and it would get all of the homies high as kites.
Gorrilla Piss= PCP
BTW who the fuck started this topic?
I was watching a show a few weeks ago where they were looking for a killer gorrilla. This gorrilla had killed a few people. So yes, the gorrilla would kill Vulva.
a gorilla would slam him against trees nd rip his limbs off
A silver back what snap him like a pencil.Larger predatory felines wont even test the power of a gorilla.There is only one more mammal that has more pound for pound upper body strength. That is a Polar Bear.
I dont know what you consider to be a gorilla, but if you are talking about a full size male silverback, the kind from Africa and shit like in that movie with Sigourney Weaver, Gorillas in the Mist, one of those things would kill you man. In a second. There was a news story in L.A. a couple years back where a man was attacked by 2 chimps (not gorillas, but chimps). The cute little fuzzy things that people like to dress up in like George Burns sometimes with old time aviator goggles. They attacked him and his wife (he was able to get between them) and tore his scrotum open, ripping out his nuts by the cords (his testicles were found elsewhere in the little "habitat" that was for people who paid to house their monkeys/exotic animals so that they have a more natural life), tore one of the guy's feet off at the ankle, bit off several fingers, and finished by literally ripping this guys face off. That's the sort of viciousness that primal rage can bring out. And that's in a 70 lb - 90 lb chimpanzee.Quote:
Originally Posted by pedro
There used to be a silverback mountain gorilla at the city zoo where i grew up (he died of old age) that weighed over 600 pounds. The thing was one of the most damned impressive creatures I have ever seen in my life, really. No one in their right mind after getting a look at it would post a thread as silly as this one and actually buy into the fact that a human would be able to "sort" it, in any way, without some kind of tranquilizers. I would love to see you go into it's cage or worse yet up to one in the jungle and slap it. Make sure u get that on Youtube if you do cuz I want it on my favorites.
I dont care how decent your size is, bloke. You aren't sorting one of those things for shit. Neither would Nicolai Valuev. If either of you ever tried sorting a full size silverback gorilla, you would literally be torn to pieces. So like i said, YouTube!!!
Chuck Norris could take two gorilla's at onceQuote:
Originally Posted by Tribax
It's really pissing me off how you guys keep talking about me like I'm not here.
Diamond Dave that was a good post you made. I enjoyed reading it.
I thought Valuev was a gorilla. Coulda fooled me.
gorillas are extremely powerful. kills valuev in first 3 seconds
A silverback eats valuev alive.
What an odd thread. ::**
How about some of these other matchups:
Wlad Klitschko against an oceanic White-Tipped shark?
Floyd Mayweather against a praying mantis
Mike Tyson against a swarm of African Killer Bees
Kostya Tzsyu against the ebola virus.
A Sri Lankan airways jumbo jet against an Emirates 737
A small Ethiopean bean against a campfire?
???
Gorillas have long arms so they would have the reach advantage. Besides that, have you ever gone to a zoo and watched the gorillas toss a car tire around like it was a frisbee? Pretty frightening.
Does anyone else remember the Samsonite suitcase/briefcase commercial where the gorilla roughs up the suitcase to show how strong it is? One of my all time favs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Canvasback
In Holland, where i live, a couple of weeks ago a gorilla jumped a 3 meter wide pool escaped. He attacked a woman who was grinning at him for a long time(a treatening gesture for gorillas) He broke her arm, crushed her wrist and chewed on her (about 30 bites) andtorn some ligaments. He went on a rampage trough the zoo, scaring visitors and ended up in the restaurant with about 20 scared silly people. It still is the topic in the papers and the gorilla named Bokito is an instant celebrity.
She's lucky she is not blonde, otherwise he would undoubtedly have taken her prisoner, trashed the city, climbed the tallest building and then battled with the mighty Dutch air force.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkDestroyer
;D
Seeing as it was Holland (maybe even Amsterdam) .......... was the gorilla called 'King Bong'
;D
He attacked a woman who was grinning at him for a long time(a treatening gesture for gorillas) He broke her arm, crushed her wrist and chewed on her (about 30 bites) andtorn some ligaments
Dark Destroyer
LOL "grinning at him for a long time." Is that how it read in the paper?
Cool Click
No, i didn't take to much of the fine dutch "grass"
And knowing how we settle things here i think we would give him a slap on the wrist and enter him in a counseling group
He had a bad childhood i think ;D
Showing your teeth or staring a gorilla down are signs of aggresion
She was a regular visitor and despite pleas from the staff she wouldn't stop doing that.
She said she felt a connection with the animal ;)
I hate tree hugging mystic crystal gazing social fascist beardy wierdy anthropomorphic idiots like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkDestroyer
Sounds like the dim bitch got what she deserved.
I buy that. Or he thought she was hacking on him.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkDestroyer
So Value against a Gorrila is this with or without gloves
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Originally Posted by Scrap
Queensberry rules, I take the gorilla to out manouvre the oaf all night in a boring hugfest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
How about a match between a gorilla and Joe Frazier ? ;D
I was wandering the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
If this is going to be a fair fight, the gorilla needs to be wearing gloves. He also needs to be muzzled as biting is most definitely not allowed.
10 second knockdown rule applies and if Valuev gets knocked down the gorilla is forbidden to attack him on the ground. To do so would involve disqualification on the part of the gorilla, and also instant death to the gorilla by a clean headshot by a trained sniper in the crowd.
Under these circumstances I think Valuev could win.
Why would you need muzzles and snipers ....... surely the referee would have given them both their instructions in the dressing room before the fight?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Excellent reply X
CC is on the way ;D
I saw a Gorilla eat his own shit at the zoo before
They do that to intimidate each other. It's like our staring contests but for them it's about not being the first to gag.Quote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
Maybe someone could teach the nasty bastards to thumb wrestle then ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
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Originally Posted by JT Rock
LOL LOL good answer!