Do I bollocks

So Im driving to find this firm of fabricaters had the address couldnt find the street. This woman i see so I drive up and ask do you know where Blunt Street is, she answered no but do you want buisness. I thought what a plonker ive got to be losing it not for one minute did I realise she was a brass Im getting old my reply Do I bollocks. Has it happened to anyone else

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Originally Posted by Scrap

So Im driving to find this firm of fabricaters had the address couldnt find the street. This woman i see so I drive up and ask do you know where Blunt Street is, she answered no but do you want buisness. I thought what a plonker ive got to be losing it not for one minute did I realise she was a brass Im getting old my reply Do I bollocks. Has it happened to anyone else

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"Blunt Street" could be mistake for cockney slang?

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Originally Posted by Scrap

So Im driving to find this firm of fabricaters had the address couldnt find the street. This woman i see so I drive up and ask do you know where Blunt Street is, she answered no but do you want buisness. I thought what a plonker ive got to be losing it not for one minute did I realise she was a brass Im getting old my reply Do I bollocks. Has it happened to anyone else

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Sorry Scrap but I have no idea what the hell you are even talking about..... Was she a streetwalker?

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Originally Posted by Scrap

So Im driving to find this firm of fabricaters had the address couldnt find the street. This woman i see so I drive up and ask do you know where Blunt Street is, she answered no but do you want buisness. I thought what a plonker ive got to be losing it not for one minute did I realise she was a brass Im getting old my reply Do I bollocks. Has it happened to anyone else

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Do I bollocks? Or do my bollocks!

I think we all know your real answer.

Personally if I was sure I wouldn't get caught I'd definitely be up for any strange girl wanking me off in my car.

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Originally Posted by Scrap

So Im driving to find this firm of fabricaters had the address couldnt find the street. This woman i see so I drive up and ask do you know where Blunt Street is, she answered no but do you want buisness. I thought what a plonker ive got to be losing it not for one minute did I realise she was a brass Im getting old my reply Do I bollocks. Has it happened to anyone else

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I have to say I didn't understand one thing in that post...I need my Limey translation book

Do you mean she was a prostitute and she asked you if you wanna pay for her services?

I think people in that industry are pretty desperate sometimes - she might have been in non work clothing and thought she'd take the opportunity for work if there was one -

In Japan it was the casually dressed women who were pros hanging out near train stations and a lot of normal women wore extremely - shall we say provocative - clothing but weren't up for sale.

I was mistaken for a guy a few times walking around in a large jacket and approached by Japanese pimps but they ran away embarrassed as soon as they saw my face - apart from that strangely enough I'm never offered any of these kinds of services :)

I didnt realise she was a hooker, now Ive been about as they say and didnt understand the situation at the time. It was noon and I was late for an appointment. theres got to be guys who have been done for curb crawling in the very same situation as me. In the wrong place at the right time i went 50 metres down the road and asked 2 guys who gave me directions anybody just curiuos.

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Do you mean she was a prostitute and she asked you if you wanna pay for her services?

I think people in that industry are pretty desperate sometimes - she might have been in non work clothing and thought she'd take the opportunity for work if there was one -

In Japan it was the casually dressed women who were pros hanging out near train stations and a lot of normal women wore extremely - shall we say provocative - clothing but weren't up for sale.

I was mistaken for a guy a few times walking around in a large jacket and approached by Japanese pimps but they ran away embarrassed as soon as they saw my face - apart from that strangely enough I'm never offered any of these kinds of services :)

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yeah right sharla we all remember that month you couldnt make rent and that japanese bill gates offered you 5 billion yen to shine his samurai sword ;D

JK babes u know i love ya have a CC on me! how u been? hollaaaaaaaar

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Originally Posted by Sharla

Do you mean she was a prostitute and she asked you if you wanna pay for her services?

I think people in that industry are pretty desperate sometimes - she might have been in non work clothing and thought she'd take the opportunity for work if there was one -

In Japan it was the casually dressed women who were pros hanging out near train stations and a lot of normal women wore extremely - shall we say provocative - clothing but weren't up for sale.

I was mistaken for a guy a few times walking around in a large jacket and approached by Japanese pimps but they ran away embarrassed as soon as they saw my face - apart from that strangely enough I'm never offered any of these kinds of services :)

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yeah right sharla we all remember that month you couldnt make rent and that japanese bill gates offered you 5 billion yen to shine his samurai sword ;D

JK babes u know i love ya have a CC on me! how u been? hollaaaaaaaar

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It's OK P4P

I know you're kidding since the Japanese Bill Gates probably thought I was a dude when he saw me - I don't blame him since I rarely escaped big Jackets in winter or sweaty clothes from cycling in humidity in summer or the boxing gym year round while I was there.

I've been good except haven't adjusted to winter weather yet - although it's probably not even mild compared to most country's winters. I LIVE for summer! :)

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theres got to be guys who have been done for curb crawling in the very same situation as me.

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Scary if they can charge you just for asking for directions - I'd have thought you'd have to say something explicit for an undercover cop to charge you with anything - it would be so difficult to explain to people without sounding full of it!

when you say she was Brass you saying she was undercover?

A hooker in England is called a brass its slang Lords, actually it could have been a setup I wondered why she had a policemans hat on ;D

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A hooker in England is called a brass its slang Lords, actually it could have been a setup I wondered why she had a policemans hat on ;D

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hilarious bro CC!

i fukkked around with a lot of strippers in my hay day :-X

and they all told me the #1 way they know if its an undercover cop or not is if they start feeling up the girl's titiez or not. a real undercover cop on a sting bust or whatever will not feel a strippers tittiez up while hes under cover lol.

i think if i was under cover id be the first one to break that code of ethics lol ;D

Everytime i get done for Curb crawling i use that Line!

'I'm just looking for directions '

' I'm as shocked as you officer '

'It was sweet of her to offer me oral sex with no strings attached officer '

'hello again Officer , funny story for you officer '

' but it was only a verbal contract we entered into officer, nothing was finalised'

' try to understand me officer , I'm a horny cunt '

'it's cold officer i was only being a good samaritan'

;DFunny as fuk swash