Pet Hates

Bad Driving .
Bad Table Manners .
People who look at me funny .
People who don't eat fruit and veg then moan like cunts when they get ill.
Woman who eat Choclate gets spots and then moan about them .
People who arnt happy when Im happy .
People who smell
People who laugh at stupid jokes
People who disaggree with me
People who gossip
Pigeons
Cloudy skys
Fat people who claim they have a disfunctional thyroid ( no fat people in Belsen)
People who spend all their time gardening and then dont let you go into the fucking Garden ( my dad )
People who cant take a hint
People who are loud
People who are negative
People who have them stupid smiles on their face's all the fucking time
Fiats
Nightclub toilet attendants .
Fitness instructers who are out of shape themselves .
People who moan about doing 40 hours a week
People who moan
People who moan about their Jobs
People who are all for a war untill it goes badly
Fat people with fat children
People who talk loudly to each other at urinals
Nightclub bouncers with them stupid ear thingys
People who take their kids to school in Land Rovers
Sickly Children
Snotty nosed Barmaids who don't laugh at my various witty remarks
When you get served a steak well done when i've asked for it Rare...Cunts!
When my Lemonade that ive Paid £2 50 is watered down and flat .
People who show you their baby photos all the fucking time .
Friends who get a girlfriend and then stop coming out






.........had a great weekend , you ?

For this past weekeend

Dislikes: The bullshit computer AI on "Madden" level, storms that interfere with satellite television, chinese issue toothpaste, dried out pencil erasers.


Likes: rediscovering old pictures, Briggs defeat at the hands of Ibragimov, lilac scented air freshener sprayed in the bathroom, scratching my dogs crotch spots while watching new dvd's.

Nightclub toilet attendants .
Fitness instructers who are out of shape themselves .
People who moan about doing 40 hours a week
People who moan
People who moan about their Jobs
People who are all for a war untill it goes badly
Fat people with fat children
People who talk loudly to each other at urinals
That is some real shat! Funny as fuk too. CC! Swash

I hate people that complain about other people complaining ;)

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Bad Driving .
Bad Table Manners .
People who look at me funny .
People who don't eat fruit and veg then moan like cunts when they get ill.
Woman who eat Choclate gets spots and then moan about them .
People who arnt happy when Im happy .
People who smell
People who laugh at stupid jokes
People who disaggree with me
People who gossip
Pigeons
Cloudy skys
Fat people who claim they have a disfunctional thyroid ( no fat people in Belsen)
People who spend all their time gardening and then dont let you go into the fucking Garden ( my dad )
People who cant take a hint
People who are loud
People who are negative
People who have them stupid smiles on their face's all the fucking time
Fiats
Nightclub toilet attendants .
Fitness instructers who are out of shape themselves .
People who moan about doing 40 hours a week
People who moan
People who moan about their Jobs
People who are all for a war untill it goes badly
Fat people with fat children
People who talk loudly to each other at urinals
Nightclub bouncers with them stupid ear thingys
People who take their kids to school in Land Rovers
Sickly Children
Snotty nosed Barmaids who don't laugh at my various witty remarks
When you get served a steak well done when i've asked for it Rare...Cunts!
When my Lemonade that ive Paid £2 50 is watered down and flat .
People who show you their baby photos all the fucking time .
Friends who get a girlfriend and then stop coming out






.........had a great weekend , you ?

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ill just borrow ur list gordy ;D that about sums it up for me, i dont like fatty's either ;D

Kids in the road. They stand there almost waiting to be run over. I'll oblige the little fuckers one day.

Walking in the street when there is a sidewalk.
Pressing the pedestrian crossing button on a traffic light, then walking across the street without waiting for the lights to activate causing a traffic screwup.
Walking in front of vehicles without looking (this one could get ya killed)
Yuppies (they think they're better than the rest of us).
Most people's behavior in general (yup, mine too)

People crossing the road like they own it.
Drivers who tailgate
Drivers who lane change 3 times in 2 seconds
Drivers with cars faster than mine
Polish Drivers with no road tax parking in my space. Legally.
Drivers who do 40 in a 50 area
Women askin me to leave the toilet seat down. Fakin leave it up then!! >:mad
People who stare.
Teenagers on busses.
Doormen outside of London (Surrounding Counties) thinknig they know 'my sort'
Being 6ft 5, 17 stone and still having to carry ID to get in to a club.
Jealous bitter people.
People who change up their accent like they was suddenly born in a different country. Get me.

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

For this past weekeend

  Dislikes:  The bullshit computer AI on "Madden" level, storms that interfere with satellite television, chinese issue toothpaste, dried out pencil erasers.


  Likes: rediscovering old pictures, Briggs defeat at the hands of Ibragimov, lilac scented air freshener sprayed in the bathroom, scratching my dogs crotch spots while watching new dvd's.

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I can't even play on madden level because its unrealistic. No fucking way does a zone cover a wide reciever with burning speed down the sideline everytime. No way does a running back with 99 carrying fumble 5 times a game. All-pro is as realistic as it gets. Only occasionally do they jump a route out of nowhere and they do get all of the easy picks but they should to begin with so i dont have a problem with it.

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Originally Posted by Jimboogie

People crossing the road like they own it.
Drivers who tailgate
Drivers who lane change 3 times in 2 seconds
Drivers with cars faster than mine
Polish Drivers with no road tax parking in my space. Legally.
Drivers who do 40 in a 50 area
Women askin me to leave the toilet seat down. Fakin leave it up then!! >:mad
People who stare.
Teenagers on busses.
Doormen outside of London (Surrounding Counties) thinknig they know 'my sort'
Being 6ft 5, 17 stone and still having to carry ID to get in to a club.
Jealous bitter people.
People who change up their accent like they was suddenly born in a different country. Get me.

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God damn you are truly a man after my own heart !

Here's one in know you'll hate !

.................................when woman drivers pull out in front of me and then stick to the speed limit !


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Anyone here have a name for that little vein that pulses on the side of your head in times of stress?

People that leave one sheet of toilet paper on the roll
People that drive slow in the fast lane
People who leave a little drop of soda or drink in the fridge and when I go to get something to drink theres like one sip left
Theres a few more there just not coming to me right now.

Ohio and anything associated with it
Very VERY Openly gay males (actually just guy guys in general) and ugly lesbians (completely defeats the purpose of being a lesbian in the first place imo)
Countries that bash america but can't make it as a country without us
East Alaskans (or as they are known as now, canadians)
Potheads
Liberals who think being gay in natural (they can't produce offspring which is the purpose of every living creature so there goes that theory), Being unpolitically correct is wrong (Go smoke another plant while you contradict yourself and say that you love nature and animals you soy burger eating, llama humping hippie bastards), and playing the race card whenever they get the chance (oops hopefully al sharpeton doesn't see this and say its a racist statement).
People who play online texas hold'em like bums and run down the better hand over and over
People who sue over something thats their own damn fault... AND WIN! ("McDonalnds made me fat" no your hand that shoved 5,000 calories a day into your mouth made you fat. "Cigarettes gave me cancer" no shit it says they will on the package. "This coffee was hot and it burned me" Why the fuck do you think they put "This is hot" on a styrofoam cup? Instead of suing them over making you food for shit wages maybe you should get some coordination and not be such a clumsy bastard.
Captain Planet the video game (i don't care who you are, you're not gonna get past the first stage EVER)
Celebrities who claim their life is hard when they can buy just about anythign they want (If i ever become famous, my drug habits and bad attitude will be a pre-existing condition that i assure you  ;D )
The new england fucking patriots and tom "lazy eye" brady.

I think those are all the main ones.

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Originally Posted by Jimboogie

Teenagers on busses.

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Well fuck you then ;D

People who chew with their mouth open
People who chew gum loudly
People who talk with their mouth full
People who can NEVER agree to do something everybody else wants to do
People who complain about myspace top friends or not commenting back

Myspace is fucken awesome though 8)

Just had this one happen to me on my way back from the gym.
People who buy something like a $1.99 bag of chips and use an atm or credit card (the clerk told her credit card purchases had to be over $10. She left p*ssed).

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Originally Posted by Canvasback

Just had this one happen to me on my way back from the gym.
People who buy something like a $1.99 bag of chips and use an atm or credit card (the clerk told her credit card purchases had to be over $10. She left p*ssed).

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Yeah i hate that too and those commercials where they show everything moving smoothly and then all of a sudden [b]"OH MY GOD!!!! SOMEONE IS USING REGULAR MONEY OR WRITING A CHECK. THE WORLDS GONNA END!!! WORLD ORDER HAS BEEN IRREVERISBLY SHIFTED BECAUSE THERE'S ONE PERSON WHO ISN'T A CONDESCENDING ASS THAT TRYS TO BUY EVERYTHING WITH A CREDIT CARD.... ok they finished their purchase order is restored." >:mad

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Originally Posted by Punisher136

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East Alaskans (or as they are known as now, canadians)

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What's the issue here?

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Originally Posted by zzz

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Originally Posted by Punisher136

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East Alaskans (or as they are known as now, canadians)

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What's the issue here?

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Most canadians i have talked to (and by talked to i mean played internet texas hold'em with for fake money while drunk) have appeared to be so completely full of themselves. I've had one ass say the us deserved to be attacked on 9/11. WTF is that supposed to mean!? You mean to tell me that young kids deserve to witness buildings blowing up all over the news? You're telling me that people who had nothing to do with middle eastern politics deserved to die because some people don't like america and it's in their belief system to kill as many as they can? From what i understand this is the overwhelming popular view in canada and i can't stand them. I wish them the worst. If you're from canada you don't seem to be one of the smug bastards that i've usually heard from but honestly i can't stand anything about that country. It might seem petty to some people but i can't tolerate that.

ok, I think you are stretching it a bit, although it is proobably safe to say that there are many Cqanadians whoi have issues with American Foreign Policy.

Anyways, back to the topic, I hate ...

Pigeons (rats with wings)
bars that have the jukebox and also several tvs going at once on different stations.
people always bragging publicly about their financial success.

I forgot one >:mad

People who feel the need to talk LOUDLY after a night of drinking because they don't get hangovers, or in one particular case, someone who barely drinks at all then tells stories like they did drink and talks loudly >:mad

Also people who are bitches about smoking.

Good topic, I like to bitch ;D

Slow drivers
Old drivers
Fast drivers
Everybody who's driving except me
People who say metal is just noise
Fickle boxing fans
Vancouver Canucks fans, even though their my favorite team in all of sports, the fans really piss me off
Alberta
Ontario, particularily Toronto
People who chew with their mouths open, or who chew loudly
All the 18 yr old, left wing, rich kid pseudo-hippies at my university who think because they're 18 they know everything there is to know in the world.
Americans who hate Canadians (that one's for you Punisher ;D)
Warmongering idiots
99.9999999% of politicians
Soy, fuck I hate soy.
Spiders, fuck I hate spiders
Rich people who didn't earn it
People who abuse animals, I'd like to kill them all
12 yr old girls who dress like strippers (why didn't they dress like that when I was 12 :'()
Terrorists
Religious extremists of all sorts
The NDP

I could go on ;D

Also people who are bitches about smoking. -- Amat

If you want to smoke in here you have hang upside down from the balcony rail?

I'm not talking about people who bitch about people smoking around them, but people who find out you smoke and get mad. Especially when they are guys.

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Originally Posted by amat

I'm not talking about people who bitch about people smoking around them, but people who find out you smoke and get mad. Especially when they are guys.

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Yeah, my comrades get on me for that, actually. I am not persistant and I don't speak of the inevitable lung cancer, the inability to laugh without coughing till you puke, or the money grubbing tobacco companies. I just say...

"Second hand smoke is no joke." and leave it at that.

These fat-ugly women who put their daughters in beauty pagents.
People who turn the music up super loud, then want to try to carry on a conversation by screaming.
People who hate Ohio. ;D
Cock-blockers.
People that think they are the shat, but aren't.
New England Patriots, and the refs who give them all the calls.
People that have no clue about what they are doing, but insist they do know.
People that get a little taste of power, or money, and forget where they came from.
Eating out somewhere, and seeing the guy with the beard, have food stuck in it, the whole time I'm there.
Just to name a few.

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Originally Posted by Canvasback

Just had this one happen to me on my way back from the gym.
People who buy something like a $1.99 bag of chips and use an atm or credit card (the clerk told her credit card purchases had to be over $10. She left p*ssed).

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I disagree with this just because I never usually carry cash on me, so I'm always using my debit card. I mean what your saying is if you don't have any cash on you and you want just a pack of gum your suppose to go to the ATM and pull out 20 dollars just for a 1.99 pack of gum... whats the point in that. It takes more time to go to the ATM, put in your pin, wait for your money then go buy the gum, then to just hand the cashier your Debit card and your on your way. Thats just me though, like I said I rarely have cash on me.

New England Patriots, and the refs who give them all the calls.
Unknown Donor

Yeah, what was that call in the 2001 playoffs that helped them get past the Raiders in the big snow game? It had something to do with one of the QB's but I can't remember the circumstances.

I think the call should have been fumble but they said his arm was coming fwd and ruled an incomplete pass. Is this correct?

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Originally Posted by Canvasback

Just had this one happen to me on my way back from the gym.
People who buy something like a $1.99 bag of chips and use an atm or credit card (the clerk told her credit card purchases had to be over $10.  She left p*ssed).

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Last summer when it was 90+ degrees outside I had a gas station sller send me back out into the blazing heat with *OUT a bottle of water because all I had was my ATM card and he wanted me to spend $10.00 or more.  Truthfully I told him that I only had $7.00 in the account.  He just said, "sorry."

I was NOT happy.  Anyway, I told the story to a friend that used to work at a gas station and he told me that the stores have to pay a fee for using the card swiper and unless you spend $10.00 they actually lose money on the deal.  Can anyone back up this claim?

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

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Originally Posted by Canvasback

Just had this one happen to me on my way back from the gym.
People who buy something like a $1.99 bag of chips and use an atm or credit card (the clerk told her credit card purchases had to be over $10. She left p*ssed).

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Last summer when it was 90+ degrees outside I had a gas station sller send me back out into the blazing heat with a bottle of water because all I had was my ATM card and he wanted me to spend $10.00 or more. Truthfully I told him that I only had $7.00 in the account. He just said, "sorry."

I was NOT happy. Anyway, I told the story to a friend that used to work at a gas station and he told me that the stores have to pay a fee for using the card swiper and unless you spend $10.00 they actually lose money on the deal. Can anyone back up this claim?

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What stores bro? Because I stop at a gas station every morning on the way into work and get coffee and it usually cost I think 1.75 and because I never carry cash I just use my card and they never have said anything to me that there was a 10 dollar limit to use the debit card. I think I have heard other people saying that though.

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

New England Patriots, and the refs who give them all the calls.
Unknown Donor

Yeah, what was that call in the 2001 playoffs that helped them get past the Raiders in the big snow game? It had something to do with one of the QB's but I can't remember the circumstances.

I think the call should have been fumble but they said his arm was coming fwd and ruled an incomplete pass. Is this correct?

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Ok if your arm is moving forward and the ball comes out its an incomplete pass. What they called is that his arm was not moving forward but since he was trying to "tuck" the ball back into his body, it is an incomplete pass because he'd have to have it complete down to his body for it to be considered a fumble. Yeah that was a bullshit call if i've ever seen one. Just so you know that is the first and only time the "tuck" rule has been enforced. Afterwards they just "tucked" the rule right back up their ass.

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

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Originally Posted by amat

I'm not talking about people who bitch about people smoking around them, but people who find out you smoke and get mad. Especially when they are guys.

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Yeah, my comrades get on me for that, actually. I am not persistant and I don't speak of the inevitable lung cancer, the inability to laugh without coughing till you puke, or the money grubbing tobacco companies. I just say...

"Second hand smoke is no joke." and leave it at that.

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People having second hand smoke problems is no problem for me. I don't like riding in my dad's truck because of the cigars. But..."you smoked last night?" is gay.

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Originally Posted by CFH

Fickle boxing fans
Vancouver Canucks fans, even though their my favorite team in all of sports, the fans really piss me off
People who chew with their mouths open, or who chew loudly
All the 18 yr old, left wing, rich kid pseudo-hippies at my university who think because they're
Spiders, fuck I hate spiders
12 yr old girls who dress like strippers (why didn't they dress like that when I was 12 :'()
Terrorists

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Agreed on all fronts. Seriously, 12 year olds dress like high schoolers now. Maybe they did when I was 12 too, but it's annoying as hell going by the jr. high now, or looking at someone from far away who looks hot and your age, and then you get closer and it's a fucken 7th grader >:mad

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Originally Posted by amat

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

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Originally Posted by amat

I'm not talking about people who bitch about people smoking around them, but people who find out you smoke and get mad. Especially when they are guys.

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Yeah, my comrades get on me for that, actually. I am not persistant and I don't speak of the inevitable lung cancer, the inability to laugh without coughing till you puke, or the money grubbing tobacco companies. I just say...

"Second hand smoke is no joke." and leave it at that.

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People having second hand smoke problems is no problem for me. I don't like riding in my dad's truck because of the cigars. But..."you smoked last night?" is gay.

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Originally Posted by CFH

Fickle boxing fans
Vancouver Canucks fans, even though their my favorite team in all of sports, the fans really piss me off
People who chew with their mouths open, or who chew loudly
All the 18 yr old, left wing, rich kid pseudo-hippies at my university who think because they're
Spiders, fuck I hate spiders
12 yr old girls who dress like strippers (why didn't they dress like that when I was 12 :'()
Terrorists

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Agreed on all fronts. Seriously, 12 year olds dress like high schoolers now. Maybe they did when I was 12 too, but it's annoying as hell going by the jr. high now, or looking at someone from far away who looks hot and your age, and then you get closer and it's a fucken 7th grader >:mad

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CC amat, we see eye to eye yet again. I was on the bus a couple of years ago, in the summer. It wasn't too hot, probably like 20 - 25 degrees C. and there a girl, couldn't have been more than 13 at the most, wearing nothing but a bra and short shorts... I mean, I know you don't think this way when you're a kid - but you're a goddamn kid so enjoy it and stop trying to be an adult (or more exactly trying to be what you think an adult is), that'll come soon enough and then you can never go back...

funny thread..

people who have the bass turned up so loud in their auto's you can hear it in the house as they pass by.
people who don't show proper respect.
right wing cunts
left wing cunts
female comedians such as Rosie O'Donald ,Alicea Silverman, Ellen DeGeneres
when people think they own the world
animal cruelty
people that don't use their turn signals
No toilet paper
taking a shit in public
fluff functions and promotional bullshit
People who talk on their cell phone at the movie's "cunts ! "
People who flaunt their wealth and status
racist people
cashiers who let go of your change before you have control of it... "fukin pick it up don't look at me"
People who crawl their way onto the interstate with no acceleration " mash the fucking gas and lets go "


that was therapeutic ... :coolclick: for the thread .

female comedians such as Rosie O'Donald ,Alicea Silverman, Ellen DeGeneres Lord's Gym

I'm not sure if I have ever mentioned it but I do not find woman to be funny no matter how hard they try.

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Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

female comedians such as Rosie O'Donald ,Alicea Silverman, Ellen DeGeneres Lord's Gym

I'm not sure if I have ever mentioned it but I do not find woman to be funny no matter how hard they try.

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I don't find them funny either. ??? I dunno why that is.

Sarah Silverman has always been funny to me, sarcastic humor I like it. Ellen is funny sometimes, she was funny at the Oscars or whatever show he hosted.

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are fucken hilarious though. I think they were the best Weekend Update hosts ever.

I hate it when people miss spell my name..

I hate bieng treat my age.. If your mature then you oughta be treat like your mature..

Girls that are as common as FOOK!.. And they walk around like blokes..
This is even more annoying when theyr good looking and they still act like hooligans or whatever..Lol

Hate birds with enough muff.. (Translation) A fwocking massive bush.. Grotesque!

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Originally Posted by Punisher136

Ohio and anything associated with it
Very VERY Openly gay males (actually just guy guys in general) and ugly lesbians (completely defeats the purpose of being a lesbian in the first place imo)
Countries that bash america but can't make it as a country without us
East Alaskans (or as they are known as now, canadians)
Potheads
Liberals who think being gay in natural (they can't produce offspring which is the purpose of every living creature so there goes that theory), Being unpolitically correct is wrong (Go smoke another plant while you contradict yourself and say that you love nature and animals you soy burger eating, llama humping hippie bastards), and playing the race card whenever they get the chance (oops hopefully al sharpeton doesn't see this and say its a racist statement).
People who play online texas hold'em like bums and run down the better hand over and over
People who sue over something thats their own damn fault... AND WIN! ("McDonalnds made me fat" no your hand that shoved 5,000 calories a day into your mouth made you fat. "Cigarettes gave me cancer" no S*** it says they will on the package. "This coffee was hot and it burned me" Why the F*** do you think they put "This is hot" on a styrofoam cup? Instead of suing them over making you food for S*** wages maybe you should get some coordination and not be such a clumsy B******.
Captain Planet the video game (i don't care who you are, you're not gonna get past the first stage EVER)
Celebrities who claim their life is hard when they can buy just about anythign they want (If i ever become famous, my drug habits and bad attitude will be a pre-existing condition that i assure you ;D )
The new england F****** patriots and tom "lazy eye" brady.

I think those are all the main ones.

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Punisher136
any sorry soul born in Pennsylvania...
steeler fans
dumbass steeler fans (actually that's about the only type of steeler fan)
Michigan
Texas
Most of Florida
People that talk with a mouth full of food
People that have an IQ lower than 100 having offspring
Multigenerational welfare families
Smokers
Homophobes
people that believe in intelligent design
racists

fat chicks who wear tight clothing.

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Originally Posted by Brockton Bomber

fat chicks who wear tight clothing.

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BETH DITTO >:mad Lol