Check out how mortified she is when Sarah Silverman rips her right to her face ;D ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8
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Check out how mortified she is when Sarah Silverman rips her right to her face ;D ;D ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqUig75bAz8
I bet that wasn't water that Nicholson was drinking. In another 10 years or so Paris Hilton will be a full fledged booze hag.
im the biggest NON hater on this site, but come on now PARIS gotta grow the Fukkkkkk up and do something with her life besides partying and flossin24-7, that ishhhh gets old.
when i was living in beverly hills id always see her, nicole , and lindsay all flossin harder than jay-z lol.
they always be at like Koy, Mr. Chows etc. and u know when they got up to go to the bathroom they wasnt doing a number 1 or 2 ::**
I second that..Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P
She's the biggest f'n loser the planet has ever seen.. I seriously have more respect for a street junkie... Not that she's much more than that...
She acts like she's learnt her lesson,,, well, we'll see... She's got a HUUUUUGEEE job to make up before she joins the rest of us human being as people that have annny respect for people other than themselves..... In fact Paris Hilton and respect live on different planets..
Anyway, her stay in prison is far from normal.. She doesn't come into contact with a single other inmate.. She gets an hour a day seperate to everyone else to make calls and do whatever, and then goes back to her room, where she DOESN'T have a room mate...
What a load of sh!t... she won't learn a single f'n thing except how much she loves her pampery everyone kiss my a$$ I can have everything I want lifestyle...
Why can't she just overdose already so everyone can get over her...
Anyway, i forgot to mention, the jokes in the video are freakin hilarious.... The funniest part is "paris is going to jail in a few days" and everyone just cheers!!! priceless!!!
Paris' face when everyone is laughing at her is the icing on her 'humble f'n pie' that hopefully she eats every spec of...
It's one of the things America is best at, building people up so we can tear them down the first chance we get.
It's sick.
I bet this cheered Paris up though. Youtube rap payback
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Paris needs what some kid got about 10 years ago. A good caning. He vandalized some cars or something while his dad was stationed somewhere overseas. It was a big deal on the news about whether this was cruel to do to an American. They whooped his ass anyway.
I saw this documentary these african tribes would stick fight with these 10 foot long sticks. I think they called them a "shalaylay"
Paris needs to get shalaylayed.....
Even though her attitude and persona make me want to puke, I'd still let her be my prison biotch. :D
Sarah Silverman is just one of the many female comedians that just aint funny . never liked anything she's done . I have often wondered why the females don't cut it on the comedy ?
It's genetic mate, women just arn't capable of being funny. Any woman that is is usually a lesbian or a real tomboy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
I've never met a 'normal' girl who was funny.
Plus why do women laugh at everything?
Observe woman talking, buying something from a shop, queuing whatever, they just laugh after every sentence.
It grates me to be honest, not that I'm a mysogynist you understand.
Oh and one other thing why when a girl is on the phone and they say goodbye do they ALWAYS repeat it, like 'Bye..bye...bye...bye..'
F****** annoying!
They should stick to cleaning and cooking,
All this feminism and equal opportunities crap has gone too far. Woman now do the same jobs as men, play the same sports as men and serve in the armed forces just like men. And even though in every area they perform at a considerably LOWER level than men we have to accept them as equals ::**
In my opinion the biggest victory of feminism is that it's proved once and for all that men truly are genetically better.
bilbo and lords gym u both may be correct for the most part, but..................i knew one girl who defies that stereotype or atleast i used to :'(
this girl christy bangin FINE AS FUKKKK. 5'5" 34D's natural shes 1/2 asian 1/2 white like the many dimes i clock ;) shes actually a girl from waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back! i actually lost "it" to her lol to keep it on the REAL! my boys called her jessica rabbit cuz she looked like jessica rabit especially cuz she dyed her hair red that summer and had the big asss titiez and hour glass frame body etc etc.
anyway one thing ill never forget was how mother fuckinnn funny this DIME piece was. cause again girls who be fine as fukkkk usually aint funny i agree, but this girl was fine as fukkkkkkk and funnny as fukkkkkkk. she would say the most off the wall random ishhhhh that hade me rolling on the floor!
like when i first hollared at her i was spitting retarded game just actin the fool. i was like sup babe dont i know u from somewhere? oh yeah we went to camp together right? remember it was you and me and Puffdaddy(he was knowns as puffdaddy back then lol) then she went along with my wack asss pick up line and said oh yeah your right we did go to the same camp that was the summer i waited for everyone to sleep at night and then i put on my ronald mcdonald costume on and ran around scarrying the hell out of all the bad kids who snuck out that night!
haahahha it made me laugh so hard i was in tears. my boys all thought her sense of humor was so strange it was borderline psycho lol.
she also would also say: "lets NOT but say we did"
or when i first tried to get her over at my crib id be like hey i got the crib all to myself the folks are leaving for a road trip. u should come over so we can chill babe and she'd reply with: yeah right i know you and your boys just wanna gang rape my fine ass but.......... you cant you know why? cause im SHE-RA!
i miss her :'(
like SADE said, "it's never as good as the first time". :'(
I aint hattin on the ladies.. This ole dawg loves the ladies ;).. I just Don't find the female comedians funny... out of the 5 or 6 i have seen they none worth a shit,, my wife agrees so its not a male chauvinist thing here. they just not funny. :laugh:
ahaha naw i know my boy loves the ladies! ;) told u next time i roll to 808 me and u gonna sweep: club Ocean, the W, Monkey Bar, Fashion 45, Zanzabar etc etc ahahhaQuote:
Originally Posted by Lords Gym
yeah its REAL REAL rare u come across a funnny asss female thats why i had to share my story. she was def one in a million huh?
but the same also goes for female emcees, unfortunately theres only one Lauryn Hill out there as well and she hasnt really been herself lately either :-\
.....there are NO funny female comedians.....Sarah Silverman is trash she's like Janeane Garafolo on her period and in a super pissy mood.
As for Paris she's absolutely worthless as a person, I'll be surprised if she stays in prison mainly because I doubt they moved the bars close enough together.
Everytime someone rips on her for riding daddy's coat tails she comes up with this "I've worked my ass off".....yes we can see that......and everything you do is SUPER hard: sex tape, suck at singing, partying, doing enough blow to kill a small herd of Robert Downey Jr's, and model.......how hard is modeling??? Honestly as long as you're skinny you're pretty much in
.....there are NO funny female comedians Lyle
I agree. I was just mentioning this in another thread.
Silverman... she talks with a filthy mouth and that is the extent of her comedy.