Wacko's Second Drunken Round by Round for the Weekend!!! Simms vs Alcine!

It's late & I didn't have time to do the prep work....but here we go!!!

ShowTime Presents: Travis Simms vs Joachim Alcine

Both men are in the ring right now & the stats are going out.

Who you pickin & how people?

Couldn't get the pole up (heh heh heh) quick enough! :lickish:

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 1: Simms comes right out & hammers Alcine right off the bat. Two hooks to the noggin. Alcine jabbing & feeling. Simms to the body. Right hand by Alcine. Left hook by Simms. Alcine jabs. Left & right by Simms. Alcine still jabbing. Simms to the body. 1-2 by Alcine. Simms felt that. Left hooks from Simms up & down. Jab exchange from both. Nice. Body shot by Simms. Hard right hand by Alcine to the body. Alcine still jabbing Left hand by Simms followed by a right. The left was the more effective. Lef thand by Simms. Clench on the ropes.

Even up.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 2: Hot ass ring girl!!! Alcine jabs first. Simms moving & jabbing. Upper misses for Simms. Nice if it hada connected. Body shot by Simms. Alcine to the body. Straight left by Simms. Hook by Alcine & Simms counters with one of his own. Nice. Right hook by Alcine & misses with a left hook. Simms slipped that effectively. Right hand by Simms. Tie up. Left hook by Simms & they tie again. Alcine warned for head. Right hand by Simms. Alcine jabbing & steps on Simms foot. Warned again. Wild swing & clench to the bell.

Not much there…Even up again, IWO.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 3: Simms jabbing first. Alcine jabbing. Simms turns as Alcine comes in. Left hook from Alcine catches Simms. Left hand again from Alcine. Right hand from Simms. Simms jabbing now. Alcine ripped him with a right to the gut. Nice. Alcine now popping the jab. Left hook by Sims. Simms to the body. Alcine bends in & Simms cracks him with a left hand. Straight left from Alcine. Clench. Holding & hitting. Striagight right & left from Alcine. Simms hooks left. Jab from Simms. Holding & hitting.

Round to Alcine.

Fairly ugly fight.

Both men fighting on nerves.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 4: Alcine first to throw. Simms ties & they hold & hit. Alcine doing a lot of stalking & Simms not able to effectively shoot. Body shot by Alcine. Simms comes in & Alcine leans on him. Both men punching close. Nice right & left by Simms. Clench by Alcine. Nice jab from Alcine followed by a right hand. Clench. Alcine jabbing. Simms lands a double left hook. Clench. Right hand by Alcine. Upper by Simms. Both men exchange lefts. Simms more effective. Both men rabbit punching. Left hook from Simms followed by a right & then a clench. Getting ugly.

Round to Simms.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 5: Both men exchange jabs. Simms nails him with a left hook. Nice. Alcine takes a few body shots & then fires the jab. Body shot by Alcine again. Hook by Simms & Alcine seems to have tasted the power & didn’t like it. Alcine backing & jabbing. Simms jabbing. Right hook by Alcine. Tie up & a bit of wrestling on the ropes. Body shot by Alcine. Holding & hitting again. Nice jab by Alcine & then some accurate body shots. Right han d& left by Simms. Alcine jabbing. Body shot by Simms. Left hand from Simms. Big right hand by Alcine & Simms shouldered that one. Alcine digs the body.

Round to Alcine.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 6: Alcine jabs to start. Simms just waiting to counter. Left hand on the button by Simms. Alcine ties up. Alcine losses a point for hitting on the break? Body shots by Alcine as they clench. Simms jabbing. Straight left by Simms. Clench. Body shots by Alcine. Right hand & then a left from Alcine. Nice. Left hook by Alcine & Simms comes alive with a left of his own. Sloppy. 1-2 from Alcine. Body shots by Alcine & Simms throws a right hook followed by an upper. Nothing there.

Round to Simms.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 7: Jab exchange goes straight to a clench. Simms eats a nice left hand short & quick. Right hand by Alcine. 4 punch combo from Simms. Right hand from Alcine & Simms counters. Jab from Alcine. Simms counters with a left hand. Clench. Ugly fight. Simms jabs. Alcine comes in slingin & Simms shoulders up & goes to the noggin. Body shots by Alcine. Simms holds. Upper from Simms. Right hand by Alcine. Alcine lands a 3 punch combo & Simms fires at the bell & misses.

Even round.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 8: Alcine & Simms jabbing. Alcine jumps on Simms. 1-2 from Alcine. Clench. Short left hook by Simms. Alcine cracks with a combo. Body shots by Alcine. Upper from Simms. Nice left hook from Alcine. Simms holding. Body shots from Alcine again & Simms holds again. Bosy shot by Simms & then a lef thook. Alcine jumps on him & counters with a left of his own. Simms loses a point for holding or hitting on the break. They immediately start the action again by another lcench. Alcine comes alive & cracks Simms to the body. Simms ripping right & left to the body. Left hook from Alcine. Simms holds. Nice left hook from Simms.

Not sure how to score that one.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 9: Simms comes out firing. Nice jab from Alcine. Left hook from Alcine. Simms jabbing. Clench again. Both men jab. Holding & hitting from both…AGAIN. Simms & Alcine sling it out at the ropes. Nothing there. Alcine connects a left hand. Simms goes down & it’s ruled a knockdown. KINDA BULLSHIT. Simms uppers. Alcine comes out to try & make a statement. Jab from Alcine. Simms holds. Alcine goes to the body. Simms fires up top. Alcine trying to hammer out Simms. Upper from Simms. Alcine all over Simms on the rope. Right counter from Simms. Tie up. Body shots by Simms. Body shot by Alcine.

Round to Alcine.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 10: Simms jabs. Alcine fires back. Left & right hook from Simms & Alcine comes right back. Alcine jabs. Simms trying to get his composure back. Keeps switching stances & it aint helping. Right hand from Simms. Alcine hitting in close. Left hand from Simms. Counter from Alcine. Both men trading shots. Right hand from Alcine. Simms backed to the ropes by Alcine. 1-2 from Simms. Alcine eats an upper. Right hand by Simms. Alcine combination just hurt Simms. Holding & hitting again from Alcine. Body shots by Alcine. Right hand by Alcine. Simms counters left. Jab rom Simms.

Round to Alcine.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 11: Simms first to connect. Slip from Simms on an Alcine shot. Body shots by Alcine. Hard ones at that. Simms comes off the ropes jabbing. Double jab from Simms backs Alcine off. Alcine to the body. Clench. Alcine holding & hitting. Left hand from Simms misses. 4 punch combo from Simms stops Alcine in his tracks. Alcine get’s right back on him. Tie up. Body shots from Alcine. Simms ties up. Holding & hitting. Ugly fight. Alcine get’s active & Simms slips the shots. Holding & hitting again. Simms hooks with the left right at the bell.

Round to Simms.

So far tonight the boxing has been awful to watch and generally has been bad for the sport on the whole. Such a negative and confusing fight is Simms and Alcine, I don't care who wins, how this can be for a "belt" is beyond me. What a joke.

“Tremendous” Travis Simms (25 wins with 0 losses & 19 ko‘s) vs. Joachim “Ti-Joa” Alcine (28 wins with 0 losses & 18 ko‘s) Round 12: Simms jabbing. Alcine swings wild & misses. Simms connects with another set of jabs. Body shots by Alcine. Jab of Alcine keeps connecting as Simms switches again. Body shots by Alcine. Tie up again. Right & left by Simms. Alcine shines the ribs. Holding & hitting again. Big right hand by Alcine. Alcine jumps on Simms with a nice combo. Jabs from Alcine. Simms still a righty & it’s favoring Alcine. Jab & then a right hand from Alcine. Clench. Big left hook from Simms. They tie up again. Right from Simms. Left from Alcine. Body shots & hook from Alcine & they wrestle to the bell.

Round to Alcine.

Simms lost that one, IWO.

Ugly fight.

:puke:

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Originally Posted by 'Big' Dan McCarthy

So far tonight the boxing has been awful to watch and generally has been bad for the sport on the whole. Such a negative and confusing fight is Simms and Alcine, I don't care who wins, how this can be for a "belt" is beyond me. What a joke.

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The Wlad fight was good...but I hate it that it got stopped because Wlad was pretty much showing that the first match was a stamina issue. Brewster couldn't get off with jack.

This Simms Alcine fight?

Garbage & I say that Simms will be exposed VERY soon...if not tonight.

Cheers for the coverage wack for tonight but the fights weren't even worth your effort brother, that's one horrible night for boxing. UFC 73 will make my beloved sport look ridiculous tonight.

Alcine!!!

The scores were wacky...but the decision was right.

Alcine won that one justifiably, IWO.

Surprised how passive Simms was, that dude blows hot and cold like a cheap ( ;) $40) hooker.

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Originally Posted by 'Big' Dan McCarthy

Surprised how passive Simms was, that dude blows hot and cold like a cheap ( ;) $40) hooker.

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Heh heh heh.

Personally...I totally agree...he's the coin for the overratted phrase.

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Originally Posted by 'Big' Dan McCarthy

Cheers for the coverage wack for tonight but the fights weren't even worth your effort brother, that's one horrible night for boxing. UFC 73 will make my beloved sport look ridiculous tonight.

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Card has been weak so far. Not even Nogueira could save it. Although still got a few fights to go but I don't think any go past the first round really.

Also, someone posted that Travis Simms was the scariest fighter in boxing a while back. I know nothing about him. Isn't there a Tarvis Simms?

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Originally Posted by amat

Also, someone posted that Travis Simms was the scariest fighter in boxing a while back. I know nothing about him. Isn't there a Tarvis Simms?

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by amat

Also, someone posted that Travis Simms was the scariest fighter in boxing a while back. I know nothing about him. Isn't there a Tarvis Simms?

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Yeah Travis has a brother named Tarvis.

Reminds me of Tomaz and Zamot from Cobra.

Oh shit,that pile of shat simms lost! Tremendous my foot,that mofo has cost me points in the prediction contest!! >:mad >:mad >:mad He's on my "guys to get KTFO" list! >:mad >:mad

Thanks fo the RBR Wack,very considerate of you. CC in24. 8)

Simms wouldn't give any credit at all would he and sounded like he had the excuses made up pre fight ???

How come fighter's make excuses like that and never admit, maybe I clinched when I should have been fighting.

Simms said he didn't want to make excuses but he hurt his hand ::**

Alcine said something like he was like the guy that invented the light bulb, everybody would remember him ??? Think it was something about being the first Haitian born champion.

sims sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!