I'm disappointed in the lack of balls (courage) on this forum.

This post applies to NFL fans only.


It's fantasy football time, and amat is gonna set up a league for us.

The only problem is.........













people are too scared to join. Sign up NFL fans, and put you're gm skills to the test.

heres a link to sign up:

http://www.saddoboxing.com/boxing_fo...c,51562.0.html




Man the fuck up, bitches!!

;D

I'll think you'll find the problem is that most of the users on this forum actually live somewhere you Yanks may not have heard of called 'other countries' where they play real football and not some gay made up shit that the Americans invented for themselves ust so they would be assured of winning every year.

Hope this helps :)

You have finally let the secret out to the Yanks....there are other countries out there! ;D BUT i love you Poms, BUT that game is called SOCCER! Gridiron is GOD KNOWS WHAT! Australian Rules is FOOTBALL! MANS FOOTBALL. Gridiron is Gridiron, Rugby is Rugby, Soccer is Soccer and Australian Rules is FOOTBALL. ;) But while we argue that, our American friends are really trying to work out if there are actually other countries outside the States! :o

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You have finally let the secret out to the Yanks....there are other countries out there! ;D BUT i love you Poms, BUT that game is called SOCCER! Gridiron is GOD KNOWS WHAT! Australian Rules is FOOTBALL! MANS FOOTBALL. Gridiron is Gridiron, Rugby is Rugby, Soccer is Soccer and Australian Rules is FOOTBALL. ;) But while we argue that, our American friends are really trying to work out if there are actually other countries outside the States! :o

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Outside the states? what do you mean? are you speaking of 'elsewhere'? I thought that was a myth! ;D

American Football rules.. wow, that was the first time i've referred to it as 'American Football'..

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You have finally let the secret out to the Yanks....there are other countries out there! ;D BUT i love you Poms, BUT that game is called SOCCER! Gridiron is GOD KNOWS WHAT! Australian Rules is FOOTBALL! MANS FOOTBALL. Gridiron is Gridiron, Rugby is Rugby, Soccer is Soccer and Australian Rules is FOOTBALL. ;) But while we argue that, our American friends are really trying to work out if there are actually other countries outside the States! :o

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Outside the states? what do you mean? are you speaking of 'elsewhere'? I thought that was a myth! ;D

American Football rules.. wow, that was the first time i've referred to it as 'American Football'..

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So you're in then??

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I'll think you'll find the problem is that most of the users on this forum actually live somewhere you Yanks may not have heard of called 'other countries' where they play real football and not some gay made up S*** that the Americans invented for themselves ust so they would be assured of winning every year.

Hope this helps :)

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Real football??






HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!








You mean the game where sissy boys run around in nylon "daisy dukes," and if they make some contact
some referee pulls out some card (red is bad, yellow isn't so bad ::**) to penalize the boy who accidentally made some contact with some other boy from Zimbabwe, or some other 3rd world country?







HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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you started it ;D

The soccer players definately take dives too much. Even fall over from a stare. BUT your Gridiron guys wear tights???? And to lesser extent, helmets,pads, gloves, every pad under the sun! Aussie Rules players have NO tights, DONT take dives and definately dont wear helmets and shoulder pads. 8)

....I'm already in a league, I don't need 2 teams

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The soccer players definately take dives too much. Even fall over from a stare. BUT your Gridiron guys wear tights???

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cc

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I'll think you'll find the problem is that most of the users on this forum actually live somewhere you Yanks may not have heard of called 'other countries' where they play real football and not some gay made up S*** that the Americans invented for themselves ust so they would be assured of winning every year.

Hope this helps :)

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;D ;D ;D

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The soccer players definately take dives too much. Even fall over from a stare. BUT your Gridiron guys wear tights???? And to lesser extent, helmets,pads, gloves, every pad under the sun! Aussie Rules players have NO tights, DONT take dives and definately dont wear helmets and shoulder pads. 8)

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.....Yeah which is why the Aussie Rules players that come over to play in the NFL play KICKER :beat:

Bilbo u told them bout other countries!!!!! Now they gonna nuke us!!!! Damn!

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....I'm already in a league, I don't need 2 teams

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Coward

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The soccer players definately take dives too much. Even fall over from a stare. BUT your Gridiron guys wear tights???? And to lesser extent, helmets,pads, gloves, every pad under the sun! Aussie Rules players have NO tights, DONT take dives and definately dont wear helmets and shoulder pads. 8)

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.....Yeah which is why the Aussie Rules players that come over to play in the NFL play KICKER :beat:

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Yeah, but it must suck that these Aussies come over to your game, chuck on some tights and then become your best kickers! That must SUCK. We have had a few Americans try it in our league, but noooo good! On a serious note, there is news over here about an aussie guy has been asked to try out. He is 145kg and 200cm. He is another position?!? ;)

I love the "football" vs "american football" argument b/c there is really no comparison. I cant watch soccer for the life of me.

You know why there aren't as many great american heavyweights? Its cause they are in the NFL. That's where the best, stongest, fastest athletes are. They go because there is better pay and more recognition. Though they can still get KTFO.

I might get in on this league tho i havent done ff for a few years.

NFL players getting KTFO:
[youtube=425,350]bRae7IEfhAc[/youtube]

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I love the "football" vs "american football" argument b/c there is really no comparison. I cant watch soccer for the life of me.

You know why there aren't as many great american heavyweights? Its cause they are in the NFL. That's where the best, stongest, fastest athletes are. They go because there is better pay and more recognition. Though they can still get KTFO.

I might get in on this league tho i havent done ff for a few years.

NFL players getting KTFO:
[youtube=425,350]bRae7IEfhAc[/youtube]

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American football star's arn't athletes. Anybody who has to dress in a modern day suit of armour just to throw a ball around is a coward and a pussy. In the rest of the world Rugby is played in shorts and a T shirt, no padding and protection for normal men.

These NFL stars get more head and body protection than your soldiers do when they go to Iraq. ::**

If ever you wanted an example of how feeble and over protected American football stars are you only need to watch Johnny Morton's MMA debut where for the first time he faced someone without his usual 60 lbs of reinforced armour.

Here it is in case you missed it.


[youtube=425,350]mniHJAQmNG8[/youtube]



Now just to prove how gay you American men are here's some video's of LITTLE OLD LADIES from the rest of the world getting hit by cars and not being sparked out like Johnnie Morton. ;)

[youtube=425,350]nBYAwo8jJyY&mode=related&search=[/youtube]

Hahaha - But soccer is a real man's sport, WHAT A REAL WARRIOR THAT CHRISTIANO RONALDO IS!

Ill sign up, but I will probably just take all the Titans I can get on my team...and I'm not playing if I dont get Vince Young :P
You "other" Football fans have never been to a NFL game otherwise you would be in awe of the size of these athletes. Put 22 guys on a field at once being on average about 6'0" and 230, running sub 5 second 40 yard dashes. It sounds like a freaking stampede, and those hits on TV arent sound effects.If we didnt have all that padding there would be people getting maimed in every game, they do anyway.

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Hahaha - But soccer is a real man's sport, WHAT A REAL WARRIOR THAT CHRISTIANO RONALDO IS!

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Not a fair comparison though as soccer is not a physical game it's about skill and finesse. Thats like comparing Stock Car racing with Formula One, Rugby and Australia Rules Football are more in the American Football mould.

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American football star's arn't athletes. Anybody who has to dress in a modern day suit of armour just to throw a ball around is a coward and a pussy. In the rest of the world Rugby is played in shorts and a T shirt, no padding and protection for normal men.

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Normal men is the key phrase. Rugby can be played by normal men. I'm sure the average tough-guy drunkard in a bar would have a blast with it. NFL is reserved for the most elite athletes. 6'3", 250 lb linebackers with 5% body fat, 4.30 40-yard dash times and abnormal amounts of testosterone.

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These NFL stars get more head and body protection than your soldiers do when they go to Iraq. ::**

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That is because tax payers do not pay for their equipment.

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If ever you wanted an example of how feeble and over protected American football stars are you only need to watch Johnny Morton's MMA debut where for the first time he faced someone without his usual 60 lbs of reinforced armour.

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Morton is a wide reciever and probably had a fraction of the fight experience as his opponent. He was probably in better physically shape, just lacked fight experience. He wasn't doing too bad until he was knocked out. And with those little mma gloves a KO can happen to anyone.

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Now just to prove how gay you American men are here's some video's of LITTLE OLD LADIES from the rest of the world getting hit by cars and not being sparked out like Johnnie Morton. ;)

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You would like to watch poor, elderly women get hit by cars, wouldn't you? Is that what it takes to turn you on these days? :lickish:

How about that Zidane headbutt that turned the soccer world upside down? My lord, a 170 lb man ramming his head into someones chest. The brutality. I dread thinking about the amount of tea that was spilled on laps when that occurred :o

American football require skills, finesse, and contact. However, I can see how watching "football" might be mildly relaxing and would lower blood pressure.


By the way Bilbo, I shall soon capture your "Burger" game trophy. Next time I get bored, you can consider that trophy mine.

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American football star's arn't athletes. Anybody who has to dress in a modern day suit of armour just to throw a ball around is a coward and a pussy. In the rest of the world Rugby is played in shorts and a T shirt, no padding and protection for normal men.

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Normal men is the key phrase. Rugby can be played by normal men. I'm sure the average tough-guy drunkard in a bar would have a blast with it. NFL is reserved for the most elite athletes. 6'3", 250 lb linebackers with 5% body fat, 4.30 40-yard dash times and abnormal amounts of testosterone.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

These NFL stars get more head and body protection than your soldiers do when they go to Iraq. ::**

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That is because tax payers do not pay for their equipment.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

If ever you wanted an example of how feeble and over protected American football stars are you only need to watch Johnny Morton's MMA debut where for the first time he faced someone without his usual 60 lbs of reinforced armour.

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Morton is a wide reciever and probably had a fraction of the fight experience as his opponent. I'm sure he was physically in better shape. Aggression is mostly reserved for defensive players.

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Now just to prove how gay you American men are here's some video's of LITTLE OLD LADIES from the rest of the world getting hit by cars and not being sparked out like Johnnie Morton. ;)

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You would like to watch poor, elderly women get hit by cars, wouldn't you? Is that what it takes to turn you on these days? :lickish:

How about that Zidane headbutt that turned the soccer world upside down? My lord, a 170 lb man ramming his head into someones chest. The brutality. I dread thinking about the amount of tea that was spilled on laps when that occurred :o

American football require skills, finesse, and contact. However, I can see how watching "football" might be mildly relaxing and would lower blood pressure.


By the way Bilbo, I shall soon capture your "Burger" game trophy. Next time I get bored, you can consider that trophy mine.

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Ok I enjoyed your reply, found it quite witty in fact right up to the point where you threatened one of my trophies >:mad

The trophies I have now I'm keeping for EVER, trust me you don't want to get into a war with this angry hobbit. >:mad

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

American football star's arn't athletes. Anybody who has to dress in a modern day suit of armour just to throw a ball around is a coward and a pussy. In the rest of the world Rugby is played in shorts and a T shirt, no padding and protection for normal men.

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Normal men is the key phrase. Rugby can be played by normal men. I'm sure the average tough-guy drunkard in a bar would have a blast with it. NFL is reserved for the most elite athletes. 6'3", 250 lb linebackers with 5% body fat, 4.30 40-yard dash times and abnormal amounts of testosterone.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

These NFL stars get more head and body protection than your soldiers do when they go to Iraq. ::**

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That is because tax payers do not pay for their equipment.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

If ever you wanted an example of how feeble and over protected American football stars are you only need to watch Johnny Morton's MMA debut where for the first time he faced someone without his usual 60 lbs of reinforced armour.

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Morton is a wide reciever and probably had a fraction of the fight experience as his opponent. I'm sure he was physically in better shape. Aggression is mostly reserved for defensive players.

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Now just to prove how gay you American men are here's some video's of LITTLE OLD LADIES from the rest of the world getting hit by cars and not being sparked out like Johnnie Morton. ;)

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You would like to watch poor, elderly women get hit by cars, wouldn't you? Is that what it takes to turn you on these days? :lickish:

How about that Zidane headbutt that turned the soccer world upside down? My lord, a 170 lb man ramming his head into someones chest. The brutality. I dread thinking about the amount of tea that was spilled on laps when that occurred :o

American football require skills, finesse, and contact. However, I can see how watching "football" might be mildly relaxing and would lower blood pressure.


By the way Bilbo, I shall soon capture your "Burger" game trophy. Next time I get bored, you can consider that trophy mine.

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Ok I enjoyed your reply, found it quite witty in fact right up to the point where you threatened one of my trophies >:mad

The trophies I have now I'm keeping for EVER, trust me you don't want to get into a war with this angry hobbit. >:mad

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Please, we all know that you are a paper champ in the majority of your trophies. You are simply a unworthy belt holder waiting until the true champ comes along and knocks you out.

In fact, I am a little bored now. And let's just say I am hungry for burgers.

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American football star's arn't athletes. Anybody who has to dress in a modern day suit of armour just to throw a ball around is a coward and a pussy. In the rest of the world Rugby is played in shorts and a T shirt, no padding and protection for normal men.

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Normal men is the key phrase. Rugby can be played by normal men. I'm sure the average tough-guy drunkard in a bar would have a blast with it. NFL is reserved for the most elite athletes. 6'3", 250 lb linebackers with 5% body fat, 4.30 40-yard dash times and abnormal amounts of testosterone.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

These NFL stars get more head and body protection than your soldiers do when they go to Iraq. ::**

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That is because tax payers do not pay for their equipment.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

If ever you wanted an example of how feeble and over protected American football stars are you only need to watch Johnny Morton's MMA debut where for the first time he faced someone without his usual 60 lbs of reinforced armour.

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Morton is a wide reciever and probably had a fraction of the fight experience as his opponent. I'm sure he was physically in better shape. Aggression is mostly reserved for defensive players.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Now just to prove how gay you American men are here's some video's of LITTLE OLD LADIES from the rest of the world getting hit by cars and not being sparked out like Johnnie Morton. ;)

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You would like to watch poor, elderly women get hit by cars, wouldn't you? Is that what it takes to turn you on these days? :lickish:

How about that Zidane headbutt that turned the soccer world upside down? My lord, a 170 lb man ramming his head into someones chest. The brutality. I dread thinking about the amount of tea that was spilled on laps when that occurred :o

American football require skills, finesse, and contact. However, I can see how watching "football" might be mildly relaxing and would lower blood pressure.


By the way Bilbo, I shall soon capture your "Burger" game trophy. Next time I get bored, you can consider that trophy mine.

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Ok I enjoyed your reply, found it quite witty in fact right up to the point where you threatened one of my trophies >:mad

The trophies I have now I'm keeping for EVER, trust me you don't want to get into a war with this angry hobbit. >:mad

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Please, we all know that you are a paper champ in the majority of your trophies. You are simply a unworthy belt holder waiting until the true champ comes along and knocks you out.

In fact, I am a little bored now. And let's just say I am hungry for burgers.

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I set that score on my first go, do your worst and I will have thrashed your record within the time it takes for you to write your victory comment

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You have finally let the secret out to the Yanks....there are other countries out there! ;D BUT i love you Poms, BUT that game is called SOCCER! Gridiron is GOD KNOWS WHAT! Australian Rules is FOOTBALL! MANS FOOTBALL. Gridiron is Gridiron, Rugby is Rugby, Soccer is Soccer and Australian Rules is FOOTBALL. ;) But while we argue that, our American friends are really trying to work out if there are actually other countries outside the States! :o

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We invented football... so what we says goes.
How can a game which involves predominantly carrying a ball in your hands be called football? ;)

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You have finally let the secret out to the Yanks....there are other countries out there! ;D BUT i love you Poms, BUT that game is called SOCCER! Gridiron is GOD KNOWS WHAT! Australian Rules is FOOTBALL! MANS FOOTBALL. Gridiron is Gridiron, Rugby is Rugby, Soccer is Soccer and Australian Rules is FOOTBALL. ;) But while we argue that, our American friends are really trying to work out if there are actually other countries outside the States! :o

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We invented football... so what we says goes.
How can a game which involves predominantly carrying a ball in your hands be called football? ;)

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I think the ball is a foot long.

I'm not sure that modern rugby players are anything like the 'tough guy in the pub' ..... an average Second Row forward in rugby is about 6'6" or taller, and these guys are about 19 stone. Some of those Polynesian players are every bit a physical match for NFL players (ie all fantastic athletes).

I met Bryan Habana (the tiny guy on the wing for South Africa that you see as a bit of a weedy guy on TV) and he was FREAKING HUGE in real life. 'Skinny' Joe Rocokoko is 6'3", 16 stone and does the 100 metres in a near-Olympic qualifying time.

I did notice that the NFL players in the clips were not really tacking, they were using themselves as missiles, and really trusting their armour would protect them ..... I suppose that's an inevitable outcome of this making the 2 sports diverge?

I'm 6' 1'', 162 walking round between fights and i'm pretty proud of my explosive power and damn proud of my abilities as a boxer. But about 3 weeks ago i stepped in for a mate to play a little rugby. Now i got on well, even managed to score me some points, but they managed to score on me too. I'm on crutches, broken foot and what the doctor described as a "shredded calf." Those fuckers aren't men they're small trucks.
Give me anyone in the ring, but il think twice before steppin onto a rugby pitch again. Oh and i no that modern rugby players are seen as very gentlemanly, and they are, but when im 6' 1'' and their SCRUM HALF is screaming "kill the little fucker" in my direction, u got a whole new world of resons to respect them.