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Sup you Boxing Freaks  ;D
Since I don't give a fuck I will copy a thread I saw on the web that I found out really enternainingly funny.
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Boxing books that will NEVER sell...LOL7
Head Movement 101 by - Arturo Gatti
Warriors Spirit by - Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Guide to losing weight by - James Tony
add yours.
How to get on the Judges good side -  by Erik "El Terrible" Morales
How to take a fake kidney shot - Oscar delahoya
The Key To Staying Retired - Felix Trinidad
This ones are Copy - Paste just because they are funny
Breakdancing 101 - Zab Judah
Technical brilliance - Ricardo Mayorga
learn english with-Roger Mayweather
Incorporating Burger King into your Workout Regimen - James Toney
More Copy - Paste
Taking criticizm like a man - Floyd Mayweather.
Honesty - by Don King.
2007 greatest year of the HWs  by Jim Lampley adn Larry Merchant an HBO Special
Avoid The Clinch - Ricky Hatton
Grabbing Is A Punch Too - John Ruiz
"How to wear the pants in your own home" - Shane Mosley
You Know What I'm Sayin'? - Zab Judah  ;)
put yours
I still like 'The Amazing Adventures of Ricardo Mayorga" by Fernando Vargas!!!
'Honesty is the best policy, it's just not my policy' by Don King
'How to build your Stamina' by Oscar De La Hoya
'Arthur Daly the biography' by Frank Warren
How to drink 14 pints of bitter in one night and still make the weight' by Ricky Hatton
'The Sweet Science of Boxing' by Reggie Strickland
'The Art of Modesty' by Floyd Mayweather jr...foreward by Zab Judah
"Box until you're 60" - Bernard Hokins
"How to talk like an auctioneer" authored by Larry Merchant
"How I quit smoking" by Mayorga
"How I made a career of not getting hit so I wouldn't look like my dad and uncle" by Floyd Mayweather{this one would actually sell,lol}
"How I became world champion with 90% of my colon gone" by Allan Greene
"Fastest way to lose weight" Ricky Hatton and featuring special guest writer Fernando "Fat Head" Vargas
"Why prozac doesn't work" by Oliver McCall
:lol: Good stuff!
"To run or not to run" by Manny Pacquaio
Idiots guide to cutting the ring. -Carlos Baldomir
Boxing Etiquitte- Andrew Golota
Training with Nicotine- Ricardo Mayorga
WBO Sanctioning Rules - Frank Warren
Keys to Winning A Close Fight- Winky Wright
Horton Hears a Hoo pt 2 - Jason Litzau(He felt this masterpiece had to be revisited)
"Safe Sex" by Tommy Morrison
"Cannibalism in Contact Sports" by Mike Tyson
"Unbiased" by Max Kellerman
"Never Quit, Heart of a Pitbull" by Roberto Duran
"Total Abs with one exercise: Leg raises in your sleep" by RJJ
"The Art of Speaking in Public" by Roger Mayweather
"Respect" Wlad Klitcksko
"How to Choke the Ref with Gloves On" {and a special section on Moonwalking after the knockdown} by Zab Judah
"Family 1st, Fighting 2nd" by the Mayweather's
"World Traveler" by Joe Calzaghe
:lolhaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by LEGION
"keeping composure" - mike tyson
"fighting fair"- bernard hopkins
"boxing defense" arturo gatti
"realizing ur age"-holyfield
"true heavyweight champion" oleg maskaev
"keepin fit" buttter bean
How to accept defeat graciously by Erik Morales
The keys to defensive mastery by Felix Trinidad
Never stop fighting by Oscar De La Hoya
How to be yourself by Floyd Maweather Jr
Never dodge the competition by Laila Ali
I love my family by Jose Miguel Cotto
Dedication by Hector Camacho Jr
The 10 steps to become a world champion by Audley Harrison
The basics of boxing by Emanuel Augustus
I'm not Roy Jones!! by Andre Ward
How to treat opponents with respect by Roberto Duran
Never quit, no matter what happens by Marvin Hagler
The gentleman's guide to boxing by Bernard Hopkins
Knowing when to retire by Evander Holyfield
How crying saved my career - Oliver McCall
World Peace(Why we're not fighting) - All the Heavyweight champions
and of course
Fernando Vargas's guide to avoiding left hooks :-*
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Originally Posted by P.G.H Angel Eyes
lol thas a lowblow but cc
How to BE Funny by Miguel Cotto ;D
Sorry I have to buy theseQuote:
Originally Posted by Puya
How to lose weight with my grilling machine by George Foreman
POWER PUNCHING
The key to achieving optimal leverage
By Baller 27
"How to lose but still win" - Jermain Taylor
"Knowedge and Information about Boxing" - by Peter Plys 44
"How to Spar" - by Baller 27
"Racial Tolerance and Understanding" - by Royal
"New Aerobics" - by Jax (writing under the pseudonym of Rahman)
The Reign of Valuev, the dark ages of our sport - by Landmine
"When to stop a Fight ' by Richard Steel
Hahaha!!! ;D CC
I reckon i could find a copy of that on Ebay. Signed by Meldrick Taylor :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Landon
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha LOL ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimboogie
What a Monstor
CC Jim
"Remaining unbiased towards network fighters" by Jim Lampley
"Toe to Toe" by Zahir Raheem
"For the love of the game" by Floyd Mayweather Jr.
"Building a predominately male fan base" by Oscar De La Hoya
"The myths regarding steroids and your appearance" by James Toney
"If I say so your still winning" by Don Felix
CC for the topic, good laugh. ;D
Copied from the other thread
"Memories of my career defining victories" By De la Hoya
"Making a successful comeback" by Felix Trinidad
New ones.
"Rising to the ocation" by Zab Judah
"Undisputed at 50" by Evander Holifield (translated from giberish)
"The Greatest" by John Ruiz
"Untouchable" by Arturo Gatti
"How to influence people and make friends" by Antonio Tarver
"Body Building and Steriods" by James Toney
''Feared By Many, Beaten By All'' - by Antonio Margarito
''Keeping your nose intact as a pro'' by Peter Manfredo Jr
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Originally Posted by X
LMAO
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