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am i the only person who has made hisen look a complete tit on one? being 6 foot 5 and a gym bitch then getting beat by my mate who is a walking advert for frey bentos pies. they have no resistance at all, a slight jab and they fly back. (Thats my excuse anyway and im sticking to it)
They are shit I know.
Want to know how to make yourself look like a bigger wanker?
Break your new gold bracelet as you hit it, watch it slide under a large 2 seated rally car arcade machine. Nobody sees that your 200 quid bracelet has shot off and wonder why you hit it, sprinted accross the arcade dived onto the floor and are trying to force your head underneith the bastard thing to find it.
haha unlucky, there must be a technique to them because i do a bit of thai boxing and im sure i could beat most of the pissed up buggers that go on them machines
I hit one full on once (it went to 300 then it doubled if it went over) and it was just under 300. Then I had another go from the side and got it to about 480. I think they go more on speed, hey I even nutted it to over 300 later on when I was half pissed.
Crap machines if your trying to show off lol they will always make a prat out of you.
most people take a run up but i just lined up the pad with my jab then smacked it from a standing position, next time im gunna send a flyin knee to the bastard
Hahahaha funny stuff ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by themusic
hahaha were loads of ppl watching too?????????????
cus thats the worst bit
I nearly broke my thumb on one of these things once..me and my mates were p*ssed up and all had a go.
NO ONE told me it only swung back and forward so i've given it the 'Charlie big bollox' ran to it and tried a right hook >:mad
F*cking thing never even moved and i was down casualty an hour later!!
Funny thinking back but f*cking painfull ;D
hahaha 'right hook' hahaha ;D
It's still there too in an arcade in Torquay near the Habour (well it was around Xmas because i make a point of taking my revenge with a thumping STRAIGHT righ hand every time i'm down that way to see my mum) ;D ;D ;D.
Nowt beats PISSING all over two 6 foot 4 220+ designer muscle fuckers scores when you're 6 foot and 179 pounds... ;D especially when their girlfriends start going "are you a professional boxer or something?" nah... your man's just a pussy! ;)
on the hole though they are bullshit... my highest score on this one in the sports cafe was shitter than my average punch but scored quiet a bit higher
I think ive thumped that one a couple of times too ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
Think i'll try a right hook next time :D
YOU MUST ALL BE MONSTORS FOR YOUR WEIGHT
:-*
Ive had a similar experience. They have these punching machines in the streets and sometimes its fun to have a swing after a few beers. I punched it all wrong and managed to bugger up my knuckle. I woke up the next day all swollen and black.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
I try to stay away these days! ;)
Hahahaha, exellent stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by Smashup
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did u tell the truth in casualty ??? :P
the shame
Im not talking an inverse Michael Jackson here. Just that I woke up with a dodgy knuckle. :-\Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
The biggest gripe I have with them is that I can't get my footing right to throw a right hook ar it... because they have that stupid metal plate on the floor my stance is off
Maybe you should try standing dead straight. Not swinging through your hips and shoulders.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
That way you'd generate much more power ;)
All my mates lined up once, all pretty strong guys and they all took their shots. All the fellas recorded pretty good scores around 450 and that and i was left til last, expected to be the grande finale!!!!
Everyone craned their necks forward to see the actual boxer hit the thing and i walked up with swagger ha ha. I set it up real nice, threw my best possible right hand and i new it was an unreal connection from the massive bang i forced out of it.
I smiled certain id beat everyone and then the number flashed up....10....What the?!!!!!!!!!
Next time i left hooked it...No READING!!!!! RED FACE FOR A MONTH AFTER!!!
LMAO DONNY the shame :-X :-X :-X
Some of you guys think your taking these things too seriously? ;D
Every year theres a travelling fair that stops by my brothers house so we always go along. They have the type where the ball comes down on an arm and you hit it back up into its place. My Dad had a go half cut from the Sunday lunchtime and missed the fucker all together and clattered into the rest of it and sparked himself out ;D We got free goes after that, made the attendants day.
hahahaha ;D ;D ;D
Love that!!
used to like the one where it takes your pic and puts ur face there to bust up... never had the heart to hit it hard on my own pic tho:(
great busting ur mates face up tho lol:P
I remember hitting one of those. I hit it and it switched off. My girl said 'you broke it' :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Preme
I was like 'yea, init!' ^-^
Left it at that. Good memeory that one ::**
lmao lmao hahaha i actually laughed out loud at that oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
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hahahahahaha so u became her superhero for the day 8)
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Cheap, i know
hahahahah cc ;D ;D ;D ;D