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Fucked up big time on hol
i was having a smashing holiday with my mates then i meet this Pr bird for one of the clubs that try to flirt with groups of guys to get them in the club....anyway long story short she finishes work and i end up going back to hers banging her lights out (without using a johnny) wake up in the morning with blood stains on my boxers,remembering how baggy she was down there, and ever since worrying that im going to be the next tommy morrision! FUCK
I am shitting my pants!!
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Could be worse, you could of taken her back and found out it was a ladyboy...
look at the bright side, if your a goner, least you got some action one last time...
Now run along to the docs and get the test, better now than worrying about it for god knows how long..
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na i didnt do to bad on the hol only went for 7 days and managed to get laid 4 times, its just the only time i ddidn't wear anything was the time when the bird was baggy (obviously from the constant pounding from different guys with her working at a young lively nightscene for the summer) bleeding bitch (litrally). to be fair to her though she was fit. Got to wait 12 weeks i think it was before everything will show up on a test.
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don't get to stress she might of just been on her monthly period.
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na she had one of them matchstick things under her arm so she doesnt get pregnant or periods..not sure what there called,she blamed the blood on that anyway.
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pretty sure her blood would need to get into your bloodsteam for you to get HIV anyhow...
Not 100% sure but unless you were cut or had some sort of cut where the blood could of gotten into you got shit all to worry about.
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Originally Posted by themusic
na she had one of them matchstick things under her arm so she doesnt get pregnant or periods..not sure what there called,she blamed the blood on that anyway.
thats weird, i remember this girl that told me she was on Tepo shot or something like that I can't remember. Anyways she would tell me to just finish inside because she was taking that shot and it prevents her from getting pregnant, but she still gets periods. AT times I would get blood on me from her, she would just tell me shes on her period. But now that I think about it, do they still get periods if they are on pregnancy preventing shots? wait she would at times ask question i paid little attention to when she bleeds. Like if i went that deep before, she even ask if I use two fingers on her before....I don't know but I think when the vagina get expanded more it bleeds.
You shouldn't worry too much about it man, you might of just been her biggest thats why she bleed.
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can we stop talking about girls bleeding down there please?
thanks
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haha i doubt i was her biggest i was bolloxed it was like trying to play snooker with a rope
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Originally Posted by Preme
pretty sure her blood would need to get into your bloodsteam for you to get HIV anyhow...
Not 100% sure but unless you were cut or had some sort of cut where the blood could of gotten into you got S*** all to worry about.
Don't believe that hype, Preme. Our pal "the music" is doomed. 8)
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you have HIV and will die of cancer.
Idiots both of you.
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Originally Posted by themusic
i was having a smashing holiday with my mates then i meet this Pr bird for one of the clubs that try to flirt with groups of guys to get them in the club....anyway long story short she finishes work and i end up going back to hers banging her lights out (without using a johnny) wake up in the morning with blood stains on my boxers,remembering how baggy she was down there, and ever since worrying that im going to be the next tommy morrision! F***
I am shitting my pants!!
That sounds horrid!! Hope you are okay!! :-\
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Originally Posted by Preme
Could be worse, you could of taken her back and found out it was a ladyboy...look at the bright side, if your a goner, least you got some action one last time...
Now run along to the docs and get the test, better now than worrying about it for god knows how long..
Half way down, I thought he was going to say that she was
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Originally Posted by Missy
you have HIV and will die of cancer.
Idiots both of you.
;D
Missed ya ;)
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This is not a good thread to read with a hangover like mine.
:puke:
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Mate, in my youth i shagged whores bareback in Mobassa africa. Benefits of being young and careless. I've had 3 tests.After your first one its like going for an eye test.
HIV is harder to get than you may think.
Get tested though
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Originally Posted by Munky
Mate, in my youth i shagged whores bareback in Mobassa africa. Benefits of being young and careless. I've had 3 tests.After your first one its like going for an eye test.
HIV is harder to get than you may think.
Get tested though
Or lucky. After every partner get a test. Can't imagine ever not getting suited up. ???
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Originally Posted by Missy
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Originally Posted by Munky
Mate, in my youth i shagged whores bareback in Mobassa africa. Benefits of being young and careless. I've had 3 tests.After your first one its like going for an eye test.
;D
HIV is harder to get than you may think.
Get tested though
Or lucky. After every partner get a test. Can't imagine ever not getting suited up. ???
Oi oi darlin where have you been hiding yourself?! ;D
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By suited up Missy means hard hat and Doc Martins.
I remember once on holiday going with this right dirty lot from Essex. Got back to the apartment and neither of us had condoms so I went off to get some (by some I mean one, I wont lie to you ;D ) Got back, did the business. Then later on went at it again but this time with no protection, stupid i know, great shag though.
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You guys are way off on the HIV.... When the penis gets hard the uretha membrane becomes very porous, all it takes is some of that blood or vaginal fluid to get in there a little and you are infected :-\ dosent need to be an open cut
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Originally Posted by Preme
pretty sure her blood would need to get into your bloodsteam for you to get HIV anyhow...
Not 100% sure but unless you were cut or had some sort of cut where the blood could of gotten into you got shit all to worry about.
Not only that, i've heard its harder for men to get HIV from women than it is for women to get HIV from men when it just comes to regular sex. Any extra cirricular activity is indeed hanging your own nuece tho from what i've heard.
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Originally Posted by JT Rock
You guys are way off on the HIV.... When the penis gets hard the uretha membrane becomes very porous, all it takes is some of that blood or vaginal fluid to get in there a little and you are infected :-\ dosent need to be an open cut
haha they should send you around schools to give kids the sex talks... shit that scared me into using a condom now.
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Originally Posted by Preme
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Originally Posted by JT Rock
You guys are way off on the HIV.... When the penis gets hard the uretha membrane becomes very porous, all it takes is some of that blood or vaginal fluid to get in there a little and you are infected  :-\ dosent need to be an open cut
haha they should send you around schools to give kids the sex talks... shit that scared me into using a condom now.
Wouldn't be as big of a problem if they didn't find out how to make people with aids live til they're 60+. 99% of aids contracted is by doing something you shouldn't be doing in the first place. The other 1% are medical mistakes. If it was the ebola virus, everyone suffering from it would be on lock down til they were either cured or dead (more like the latter in approx. 3 days to my knowledge), why is there a double standard for aids? It's not a disability like diabetes or a messed up limb, it's a dangerous disease and a vast majority (not all) of the people who have it are irresponsible as it is. They won't go out of their way to protect people. No one has ever died from aids but once you get it, it's pretty much guaranteed that you'll catch some sort of bacterial or viral infection.
There's one obvious fool proof cure that would stop it from spreading but some may find it a bit insensitive. The HIV virus is one of the least resilient viruses in the world when it comes to not having a host. Even in a host, the life expectancy of a single virus cell is very short. It is nearly impossible for it to survive for any extended period of time outside of a host (best to cure it now before it adapts). It could honestly be cured in a week to the extent that it would be completely absent from the earth's ecosystem, more than likely forever.
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you can live till you're 60+ taking pills everyday (does US health insurance cover this?) and having to tell every future sexual partner you are hiv+ or if you don't tell them & they find out they'll put you in court for risking their life. Not a risk I'm willing to take. But you guys knock yourself out with those bucket girls ;D
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Originally Posted by Missy
you can live till you're 60+ taking pills everyday (does US health insurance cover this?) and having to tell every future sexual partner you are hiv+ or if you don't tell them & they find out they'll put you in court for risking their life. Not a risk I'm willing to take. But you guys knock yourself out with those bucket girls ;D
It's probably covered but just barely. They probably make a good bit of money off of those so they won't be pushing for a "cure" anytime soon.
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yep they were quick enough to market viagra, nevermind stuff like cancer, it's all a conspiracy I tell you.
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Originally Posted by Missy
yep they were quick enough to market viagra, nevermind stuff like cancer, it's all a conspiracy I tell you.
Hey, the more ways they find to keep old people from driving, the better IMO. ;D
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blokes make me laugh
shes lying bout the implanon(thematchstick in ur arm)
u still can have periods and it dont make u just bleed after sex she was prob just embarresed
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Originally Posted by themusic
na she had one of them matchstick things under her arm so she doesnt get pregnant or periods..not sure what there called,she blamed the blood on that anyway.
or she could have bleeding vaginal ulcers due to AIDS!!!!! Blood is bad M'KAY!!! Get checked out...dumbass!!!! unless it's with a woman you've been with for years sometimes you do it right after she has has a menstration the she might start again....and you will see blood....but dude...you could be f*cked!! enjoy! :)