Saddo's Bar & Gentlemens Club.

Hey fellas (n ladies...)
Iv been online a lot lately and for long periods of time bored because the lack of interaction with active posters. So idecide to open this thread for active posters who are biding their time waiting for something to happen. All active people should come here and chat, banter and argue away. I'll set up the bar here and all active posters can socialise here (boxing or nonm boxing related.)
I see Smashup is online and in the exclusive board so come on in Smash what can i get ya? Heineken, Bud?

since its virtual can i have a double vodka and red bull and a baileys on ice



also u got ay entertainment in this joint?????? ;D

im fucking bored shitless too
are u ready 4 xmas???

Entertainment will be added soon, gettin some tunes in, couple fight posters and a nice bar hopefully.
And of course the delightful conversatiojn of the other regulars!

Yeah, those are on the house Kat :)

Not ready for Christams yet!!! Gotta get started!
Check my other thread too! Need ur expertise!

which thread is that???


haveu seen the autopsy prog on channel4???

was on on tues at 11 watch it next week if ya missed it it's really gud

Yeah i watched a lil bit of it!!! :o
I may give it another go, i've been watchin damn all TV lately mind.
My other thread in the Exclusive board, it's a new one!!!

What you gettin the kiddies for Christmas? :)

yeah seen it and replyed


well deenna got new karate kit special made 96 quid :o

they got a nintendo wii,kitchen set,shots play sets
dolls prams
these scooter things that you sit on and they run on engine (latest rage apparently ::**)
that dalek that understands voice commands
indoor sky diving for older two and ago on that big ball thing that wa s on im a celeb get me out of here
you get strapped in and go down a hill
they always get something like that because u cant buy them type of memories they lst 4eva


the bloke on autopsy who standing naked gave me tingles lol lol

hahahahaha got im a tramp

Nyuk, he was alright i suppose...LoL

Thats some list!!!!
Got me dad, mam, Three bro's, two sisters, an aunt, my darling girlfriend and a bump to shop for so i'd want to get a move on!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


gottashoot im l8 for picking kids up now cus i was engrossed in watching his naked body

tt4n xxxxxxxxxx



ill buy next round love]

Cool D, we'll catch ya later.

This bars sh*t...the doors on the Khazi don't lock ;)

Then you should keep outta the womens!!! Dammit Smash!!!

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Originally Posted by katfight

since its virtual can i have a double vodka and red bull and a baileys on ice

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....all in one glass??? ;D

I'll take an Incredible Hulk (Hpnotiq and Hennessy) and a lap dance from the blond in the mini skirt (and I ain't talking about Wacko).

Going on holiday to the Maldives for 2 weeks tomorrow.

Give us a quick pint, I've got to go home and pack in a minute.

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I'll take an Incredible Hulk (Hpnotiq and Hennessy) and a lap dance from the blond in the mini skirt (and I ain't talking about Wacko).

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No prob VD, U should try one me own invention from my bar days....
Call them Shok Shandy's....

Ya no how guys but lemonade into their beer when they trying not to get pissed....(3/4 Beer/ 1/4 Lemonade in a pint glass.)

Well my shandy's are 3/4 Cider (Bulmers usually...) and top it up with the red (Cinnamon) Aftershok.
When im behind the bar and im handin them out to my mates, theres always an arguement after!!!

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Going on holiday to the Maldives for 2 weeks tomorrow.

Give us a quick pint, I've got to go home and pack in a minute.

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Ah X, u'll stay a while???
It's on the house like???

well barman........................



im major pissed off

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Originally Posted by katfight

well barman........................



im major pissed off

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Double Vodka & B again??

Whats up?

he's really pissing me off!!!!!!!!!!!
he's such a lazy f*****
and he dont understand me (haha had to get that classic line in there somewhere)


and ivebeen buying all stuff for bby and i just found out that he got a tax rebate for 1700 mnths ago and didnt mention it,well i new he was getting it but i didnt no wen,and ive been using just my money to get everything!its really pissed me off and i wont spk to him now.not since yesterday morning and last nighti was really sick.my back hurts and he rubbed it for methen he went to sort his gp's out at 9 i had bath and went bed wen he come back at 11 i was throwing up i was really not gud.
this morning he didnt get out of bed to help me with kids but then again wen does he eva !!!!!!!!
and he's left all of last nights dishes for me to wash!!!!!!!!!!!!!i was throwing up for F*** sake thats y i didnt do it!!!!!! i spent time making homemade lasange and he couldnt even clean the B****** dishes.
i still feel ill today so havent started cleaning yet
and wen the F****** poser dried his hair thi morning with my F****** hair dryer he cudnt even be bothered to unplug it and put it back oh and he left his dirty wet towel on the bedroom floor and all his shower gels on the side of the bath!!!!!!!!
u got any drink in this joint that'll help with this?????

























like F****** arsenic?

Kat, i get the same problem in my house, except i live with two other guys. There's always hair in the plughole. Bits of toothpaste in the sink and they never clean anything.
And because I'm the one who's at home most, I'm expected to do most of the work round the house even though I get paid less than them, put in the same share of the rent, yet I don't have the en suite.
And last night one of them did a load of washing, and took out two dirty dishtowels I'd put in the washing machine ready for whoever would use it next, like his washing is too important to go in with the dishtowels.
And they can't load the dishwasher properly, so nothing gets properly cleaned.


Donny, If you're getting an arsenic for kat's man, can i have a couple ofr my housemates?

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Kat, i get the same problem in my house, except i live with two other guys. There's always hair in the plughole. Bits of toothpaste in the sink and they never clean anything.
And because I'm the one who's at home most, I'm expected to do most of the work round the house even though I get paid less than them, put in the same share of the rent, yet I don't have the en suite.
And last night one of them did a load of washing, and took out two dirty dishtowels I'd put in the washing machine ready for whoever would use it next, like his washing is too important to go in with the dishtowels.
And they can't load the dishwasher properly, so nothing gets properly cleaned.


Donny, If you're getting an arsenic for kat's man, can i have a couple ofr my housemates?

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so how bout we just get a big house and we'll live together??

our house would be spotless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well KAT, FIRST AND FOREMOST, WE'LL BE GIVING THE VODKA AND ARSENIC A MISS, AS IT TENDS TO CAUSE STOMACH CRAMPS AND UR ALREADY ILL ENOUGH.
uSUALLY ID PERSCRIBE A HOT CHOC, BUT THATS GONNA MAKE RIBBONS OF UR STOMACH, SO ID GO FOR A CHOC MILKSHAKE, INSTANT ENDORPHINS AND IT WON'T MAKE U SICK.

fOLLOWING THAT, I JUST HAVE TO STATE, ALL OF US GUYS ARE IDIOTS, WE'RE SELFISH AND AROUND THE HOUSE EVEN THE BEST OF US ARE PRETTY PATHETIC.
bUT Kat, we don't mean it,

Got a couple questions; How excited is he for this bay?
Is he still stressin over his granda?
Is he stressin from work/the kids/training???

Personally i no, some people take too uch on, try to deal with everything and after a while they get so tired they just fizzle out and everything they do, just seems half assed.
Suggest to him that he's got to prioritise, not an ultimatum, just a suggestion for his own good. And try not to vent on each other (i no thats damn hard!!!)

Finally, i no the above sound like a poor excuse to a lady in your situation as he can't know how difficult it is for you, but he may be feelin strain too. Now as you are in the situation you're in, you can't possibly be expected to sort it out, so just speak to him and let him deal with it.

the arsenic wasnt for me it was to give him to drink



yeah he is excited about baby now but that pisses me off since he was so adamant that he didnt want te baby b4!!

he spends more time with his grandad than he does at home anyway and tbh stressing over his grandad something he just gonna have to deal withhe has alzhiemers so he aint gonna get better its gonna get worse

it's too late about the venting anyway because he texted me this afternoon from work and i told him not to come home tonight and then i went on to whine about everything that he does (or doesn't do )that pisses me off and that he's a selfish child i dont feel bad about it either

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please. 8)


Thanks.

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please. 8)


Thanks.

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he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya :-*

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please. 8)


Thanks.

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he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya :-*

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Nice :D
What have you got?

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please. 8)


Thanks.

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he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya :-*

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Nice :D
What have you got?

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I hate to speculate, but I'm pretty certain it'll have a diamater of a few inches and will require KY Jelly somewhere along the line.

Hey Donny whats up? you got a booster seat for my little friend Bilbo? I'll take a Grey goose and Cran, and set me up with an Irish Carbomb also get VD, Mick and Rhun one too. I'll also buy Lyle's next Pina Colada for him
Its Friday Gentleman.

I heard the wings were good here how about an order of 50 for the boys

Also dont let VD touch the friggin jukebox.

Kat you need a hug and a barf bag dear :P

My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please. 8)


Thanks.

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he's not here but i got a little something 4 ya :-*

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Nice :D
What have you got?

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I hate to speculate, but I'm pretty certain it'll have a diamater of a few inches and will require KY Jelly somewhere along the line.

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Speculate?
This is my 1st time here at this bar? But judging by what you just said I take it you've been here plenty of times before.
Thanks for warning. ;)

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Hey Donny whats up? you got a booster seat for my little friend Bilbo?

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:lolhaha: ahhhh! shit that was funny.

No worries JT, Bilbs needs no booster seat. He normally sits on the ground and hold his glass with his feet. ;D

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Originally Posted by JT Rock

I'll take a Grey goose and Cran, and set me up with an Irish Carbomb also get VD, Mick and Rhun one too. I'll also buy Lyle's next Pina Colada for him
Its Friday Gentleman.

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Irish Car Bomb?
Sorry JT but can you imagine that one....
An Brit, and 2 Latinos from L.A. riding on a Irish car bomb around Las Vegas........... ;D

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Originally Posted by El Gamo

My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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Can someone kick this guys ass. I'm to far away from him whos with him? >:mad

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Originally Posted by El Gamo

My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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You walked into the wrong establishment. Chucky Cheese is to the right.

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My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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You walked into the wrong establishment. Chucky Cheese is to the right.

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No shit. WTF? Gamo... Your in the wrong place.
Why don't you order some food or something.
I hear the cook is a pretty decent one, hes some kung fu cooking machine that goes by the name of brucelee.

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My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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You walked into the wrong establishment. Chucky Cheese is to the right.

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No shit. WTF? Gamo... Your in the wrong place.
Why don't you order some food or something.
I hear the cook is a pretty decent one, hes some kung fu cooking machine that goes by the name of brucelee.

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brucelee is cooking? Well than I'll take a Germen Shepard sandwich. And 5 shots of tequila. 2 for me, one for JT, rhun and my East Side homie, Mick

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My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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You walked into the wrong establishment. Chucky Cheese is to the right.

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No S***. WTF? Gamo... Your in the wrong place.
Why don't you order some food or something.
I hear the cook is a pretty decent one, hes some kung fu cooking machine that goes by the name of brucelee.

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brucelee is cooking? Well than I'll take a Germen Shepard sandwich. And 5 shots of tequila. 2 for me, one for JT, rhun and my East Side homie, Mick

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Tequila bro....sounds good. Killersheep tried to teach me about the three levels of tequila a while ago, and it better be the good sh*t! Anyhow...if you see my new sig...that's what I had in mind for you matey!

Anyhow, looks like it's my turn for a round, and being the classy fella I am, it's crazy vimto's all round with a sticky aftershock chaser.

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My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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You walked into the wrong establishment. Chucky Cheese is to the right.

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WTF is chucky cheese?? I didn't ask for any cheese? ;D

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My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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You walked into the wrong establishment. Chucky Cheese is to the right.

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No shit. WTF? Gamo... Your in the wrong place.
Why don't you order some food or something.
I hear the cook is a pretty decent one, hes some kung fu cooking machine that goes by the name of brucelee.

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In that case,can I have some egg fried rice,some meat of some sort,duck and my milk and mango drink please? BTW,cow's foot is D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S!! :lickish: :lickish:

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

I'll take an Incredible Hulk (Hpnotiq and Hennessy) and a lap dance from the blond in the mini skirt (and I ain't talking about Wacko).

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Yeah he is.

I would hang out...but I have a feeling that there are a lot of "she-males" lounging around this joint...& regardless of opnion...I aint down.

I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea without the umbrella...& I'll be @ the end of the bar. :lickish:

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I'll take an Incredible Hulk (Hpnotiq and Hennessy) and a lap dance from the blond in the mini skirt (and I ain't talking about Wacko).

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Yeah he is.

I would hang out...but I have a feeling that there are a lot of "she-males" lounging around this joint...& regardless of opnion...I aint down.

I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea without the umbrella...& I'll be @ the end of the bar. :lickish:

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Its hard to take a guy serious when he says he dosent mingle with she males, but he is wearing assless chaps ???

Wacko says "no" but his eyes say "YES!". Anyway make it a budweiser and some pickled eggs.

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My man,can I have some milk and mango juice please? I don't drink. ;D :D

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You walked into the wrong establishment. Chucky Cheese is to the right.

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No shit. WTF? Gamo... Your in the wrong place.
Why don't you order some food or something.
I hear the cook is a pretty decent one, hes some kung fu cooking machine that goes by the name of brucelee.

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brucelee is cooking? Well than I'll take a Germen Shepard sandwich. And 5 shots of tequila. 2 for me, one for JT, rhun and my East Side homie, Mick

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"German Sheppard sandwhich" :puke:

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I'll take an Incredible Hulk (Hpnotiq and Hennessy) and a lap dance from the blond in the mini skirt (and I ain't talking about Wacko).

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Yeah he is.

I would hang out...but I have a feeling that there are a lot of "she-males" lounging around this joint...& regardless of opnion...I aint down.

I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea without the umbrella...& I'll be @ the end of the bar. :lickish:

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Its hard to take a guy serious when he says he dosent mingle with she males, but he is wearing assless chaps ???

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Assless chaps and white clear stilettos. ;D

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Anyway make it a budweiser and some pickled eggs.

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:-X
What are you trying to get diahrrea?

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

Hello Donny,
I'll have the usual. Jager-Bomb please. 8)


Thanks.

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No prob Mick,
Was at the bar last night, since i'm tee total i got nothin better to do than make up drinks and test them on my mates....
So no we have "Fuckfast" 1/3 Vodka to 2/3 Buckfast.