My cousin is going to have a fight but needs tips. He is not into boxing but he need tips how to fight and can you please tell me advices how to fight so i can tell him.
thank you
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My cousin is going to have a fight but needs tips. He is not into boxing but he need tips how to fight and can you please tell me advices how to fight so i can tell him.
thank you
I advise him to run......Because if he is depending on you coming to the internet boxing sites and asking for help on the forums to prepare him chances are he is going to get a fair beatdown.....
I apologize in advance for the shellacking Violent Demise is going to hand out in advance if he catches hole of this thread :-\
It may be worse then the beating your cousin is going to take :-X
Tell him to keep his fargon hands up, close his eyes, and swing for the fences.
At least this way, he's got a .0001 of landing something on accident. If all else fails, teach him the mule kick to the balls technique.
PS. Probably oughta call 911 and ask them to hold just prior..
Daxx couldn't have hit that on the head any better than the guy fixing to hit your cousin in the head. Why don't you tell him how to fight? How old are you? Tell your cousin good luck. Better yet tell him to stay home :-\
How can you teach someone over the internet ?? just tell him to go into boxing gym he doesn't need to have amateur fights, he can do light sparring.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Nino
Im sure he can avoid this fight you should never go into a fight unless you really have to.
What sort of fight are we talking about here? If its a boxing match hes going to get a pasting no matter what but if we are talking a street fight, based on the fact that your asking for help here, id tell him to put all his power into his punch and aim for a nice big target like his stomach as he has a better chance of connecting. He would look real bad if he went for the face and completely missed.
How fond of your cousin are you?
My advice would have to be to fake a punch, and kick the other dude really hard in the nuts, then run like the clappers. If the other dude goes down maybe he can kick him again for good measure.
If it is a boxing bout, like others have said....he's fuc*ed.
Hahahaha. Yeah VD would eat this shat up. I do not advocate kicking someone in the nuts, but if your "cousin" has no idea how to use his fists, it might be the best advice. Either that or punch the guy right in the throat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daxx Kahn
Seriously fella, if he is relying on advice from you via the net, he should avoid the fight at all costs!
If he can't fight very well tell him not to. Unless you wanna see your cousin get the brown smacked out of him.
Is this a boxing match or just 'a fight'? Either way its not going to help.
Mate its bad enough him coming on the net and asking how to fight but someone else...
You can't learn to fight through books, or info. The only way to learn is though practice.
Tell him to get a good pair of running shoes. Unless of courase the guy he is fighting is a complete flid.
I think that if he feels the necessity to employ his cousin to scour an internet boxing fit for instructions on how to fighjt, then perhaps he should not engage in hostilities.
I take it from your implicative post, that he is a guy who is having trouble on the streets???
In which case learning to fight may not be the answer, learning some sense may be. Sure, he should go ahead and take some boxing or kick boxing lessons to toughen him up, in case he's ever assaulted. But the most useful proactive conduct and most effective is to plan ahead, how to avoid conflict, how to difuse a provocative situation and how to grit his teeth and walk away.
Boxing is a sport, it's an artform and it is a true test of physical strength endurance and power. But it takes place under organised conditions, with supervision and medical aid readily available. Boxing is a sport for trained individuals who practise for countless hours perfecting their technique and mental state, it can hardly be implemented in the street. Furthermore boxing does not have the risk of escalating to the point where hand to hand combat is abandoned in favour of weapons such as knives and bottles being implemented.
Well they're my thoughts on the situation. In conclusion I would like to add my feelings of disappointment in light of all the respected Saddo members who partcipated in this conversation. All of these intelligent young men, learned in boxing knowledge and all benefitting from their own unique field of vision and only one mentioned the best t5hing to do would be to kick him in the stones n do a legger.
The guy who wrote the original post cannot read our advice anyway. he only has a couple of posts
Well there's that. And he may also be dead at this point...
, guess topic was moved...
The only thing I can possibly think to say is that - if you KNOWWWWW your going to be in a fight AT LEAST a day in advance,,,,,, then you really should just avoid it.... Pub fights or something where a guy tries to attack your girl is one thing,,,, but planning to have a fight with someone "on Tuesday after school behind the gym" is just kind of realllllly stupid.... Even if we could teach your cousin everything in one day over the net, your cousin might actually start to win and the other guy will pull out a knife....
It's a f'n realistic situation.. a lot of guys would rather go to jail for manslaughter than have their ego bruised, especially in front of a crowd....
Any fighting outside a ring should be avoided at all costs... When your 12 or 14 at school even, fighting is stupid, when your an adult it's just f'n crazy... It's not a game anymore like in school,,,, people can and usually do get f'cked up royaly in a street fight.... Nothing you learn on the net will change that... I've avoided many many fights just by keeping me ego in check and realising the only thing that really compelled me to go in and beat the sh!t out of another person was pride... There is more to me than just that so I was able to pass on heading into a meaningless fight...
Pride doesn't help you when your laying in hospital after being kicked in the head 100 times by a guy and his 8 friends...
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Originally Posted by Dizaster
CC#115 Well Said....Avoid the situation unless there is no way to avoid it...it doesn't take a tough guy to fight in an alley or behind the school etc....someone is going to get hurt......like you said possibly seriously.....
I use the rule and I make sure my kids who all know how to box and have do so in the amateurs.....The rule is "Outside the ring unless someone put's their hands on you walk away"....
I think everyone should grow a pair of fukkin nuts!
There is nowt wrong with giving some lowlife a slap for being gobby ;D
Yes that sends a terrific message.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munky
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Originally Posted by hitmandonny
10 years ago I might have agreed with you, but you never know these days, you give some lippy little gobsh*te a clip around the ear and next thing he's come at you with a blade or a gun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munky
A guy I was friends with ahhh geez 10 years ago now, was in the city with his girlfriend and had just come out of 7-11 with a slurpee,,, he walked outside and an italian guy walked past and just knocked the slurpee out of his hands... Naturally the guy is like "what the F*** are you doing??", the Italian guy pulls a knife straight out and stabs him twice....
It's definetly true that a LOT of men don't grow nuts in this day and age, but there are too many wacko's out there these days to go around being a hero at every opportunity.. The Italian guy absolutely surely deserved a major punch in the head,,, and a beating may have taught him a lesson.. But what can you do when all he was looking to do is stab the first person who stands up for themselves....
It's true a lot of people's mouths deserve to be beaten shut,,,, *cough*floyd*cough* but it's not worth putting your life at risk unless you know it's going to go down fairly in some sort of way... (I guess I left that open for Floyd supports to make a comment about Ricky's safety right here,,, but I am trying to make a point)
Tell your cousin to use the fighting moves made famous by Tokashaki Isringhausen. Then kick the guy in the balls. Then when he's down, bite the nose off his face. :thumb:
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Originally Posted by Von Milash
AHHH classic stuff! The biting off of the nose!! Lets see anyone fight on after that's happened to them..
I find it funny when someone asks a question and then the thread gets moved where they ccan't see it, yet everyone still answers the questions.......
I think half of us would be happy talking to a wall if we thought it was listening to what we were saying...
I did originally wonder how someone with 3 posts had posted in here..... Of course, the message being moved makes a lot more sense, but i'm a bit slow at the start of the week.
"My Cousin" ::** That old chestnut. hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by El Nino
How did you get into the hidden board?Quote:
Originally Posted by El Nino
Ahh shit! Disregard my previous post. But did anyone ever ask how tough the OTHER GUY was? (The one that's fighting his cousin)?Quote:
Originally Posted by boozeboxer
From what I gathered, the other guy was Wacko, so a good bitch slap outta send him packing. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Clubber