Fart in elevators.
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Fart in elevators.
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Shit....i wish i would have saw this yesterday
Right as you're leaving and other people are coming in is the way to go
Or when it's completely full and you can squeeze a hot silent one out...
As soon as you smell it, you know EVERYONE else can as well and they'll be totally disgusted but they won't know who it is..
Actually, they'll just have to look for the one trying not to laugh...
Well said man. I usually find my best come the morning after I've had a few beers and a spicy pizza. To me they smell like a mix of fried liver and polish sausage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizaster
this thread stinks!!
or how about in over crowded max capacity fire code capacity sports bars while Mayweather vs Hatton is ON!!!!!!!!!!! >:mad
That many men in one place....sounds pretty much inevitable to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by DAVID TUA
i was parping all the way home on the plane from vegas yesterday :moon-new: great fun ;D a weeks worth of fatburger will do that to u.
I like to push buttons when I leave the elevator. If I come down to 1, I just may send it back up to 8. It's usually harmless because there's no one else on, but once a woman got on right after me and unless she was getting off before 8 she was going to make an unexpected stop.
I think it was George Carlin who said when there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everyone knows who did it.
if theres only two yea thats easy, cause its either you or the other guy.
If theres more then 2 in the elevator now thats when the guessing game begins. the wondering stare and fake smiles haha ;D
You can also freak people out in the elevator by not obeying "elevator etiquette"... When one person is in the elevator, they'll just hang against one of the sides in the middle. When a second enters, they will both go into corners,,, a third will take a corner as far from the other 2 as possible. A 4th will go in another corner like a square...
If you get into an elevator and their is only 1 person in their, wait till they establish their corner, and then go and stand like a foot or 2 away from them.... They'll totally freak out "silently" of course... Same goes if their are 2 people in their, just stand unneccessarily close to 1 of them...
It's fun to disturb the peace....
Or better yet, you can tuck one arm up into your chest, limp into the elevator, and start tapping your other hand against the side of your head madly as soon as the elevator starts.... Some drool also adds to the effect.. And maybe start clapping the base of thumbs together whenever the door opens to let more people on at each stop. :P
People are so easily freaked out in elevators..
Either you've got a good imagination, or you are a really annoying person to be in an elevator with. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dizaster
I think i've just spent to many times in elevators.Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Everyone is so polit and fakely- pleasent to each other in elevators. It's like they expect "elevator terrorists" or something.
"I have hijacked ze elevatuur....Please wire one million euros to ze account number I give you or I vill make the elevatuuur stop at every floor."
haha, elevators is one of the most awkward places. I caught this elevator with this women once, I heard her say her last name just before we got on the elevator and I knew she knew I was about to ask her a question just by the feel of things. I go " You Italian" she smiles and replies "NO, portegese" From the lobby floor all the way to sky lobby floor which is on the 40th floor. We avoided that two people in one small zone awkwardness. She gets off thanking me for some reason and I tell her to have a nice day. That guys is a way to get that awkward feeling inside the elevator with a stranger out of the way. Who knows you might get yourself a date in the process ;)