F*** Dana White

Ok this is my latest angry rant thread regarding people who really piss me off.

DANA WHITE

What the F*** is it with this douche bag and his F****** 'BIG ANNOUNCEMENT'S'?

It F****** angers me so much whenever the UFC is on and Mike Goldberg will announce 'And later on tonight our President Dana White will make a huge announcement...........'

Now withstanding the fact that the way they refer to him as 'our President' has a sinister undertone as if he's Fidel Castro or Mussolini his announcements are always NOT F****** important any way.

His latest 'HUGE' announcement was to tell us about the upcoming Ultimate fighter series 145 and how Forrest Griffin would be one of the coaches.

Whoopity F****** dooh big deal baldy.

Anyway the next day I'm watching the Video Game Awards 2007 on Spike tv and who should appear but this bald F****** twat. Is he there to present an award or announce a game? No of course not he's there to tell us the latest 'HUGE' announcement that Rampage Jackson will be the other coach.

WHAT A F****** CHEEKY KUNT. THIS ISN'T EVEN YOUR SHOW IT'S ABOUT VIDEO GAMES >:mad

And whislt we are on the subject of huge annnouncements, I notice he never said a F****** word about Randy Couture walking out of the UFC in disgust.........you F****** bald prick :(

Okay well i obviously need an update..

What did Randy Couture walk out for?

I dislike him almost as much as dislike the "sport" of MMA....and all of you know I really dislike MMA

I abhor ALOT of fgures from the UFC:

Dana White
Joe Rogan
Bruce Buffer
Matt Hughes
Serra
and a ton of other annoying,loud mouth big headed assholes.

The younger Buffer Bruce is taking over the family business.
I hate Michael Buffer.
I don't mind Joe Rogan he comes off as a real fan of the sport and does know his shit about it. he also has had his experience with MMA and did well.

Joe Rogan is a cling-on and he destroyed the man show because he's a horrible comedian....and he's an arrogant peice of shit....he acts like he can whip everyone's ass.....DUDE you're a comedian! And he's just as annoying as Jim Rome!!!!

Michael Buffer is a prick you can tell by the way he acts and copyrighted his phrase....Jimmy Lennon Jr. is the real deal!


Matt Hughes is a jackass and eventhough I hate MMA I would like GSP to come extremely close to killing him but of course not permenantly hurt him

All the above annoy me, though Dana doesn't get on my nerves as far as seeing him on t.v. like Joe, Bruce, etc. I tell you who really gets my skin crawling: Steve Mazagatti. That Mother f#cker needs to take a hike back to Boys Town and collect his pay from mansex in an alleyway. He looks like a goddamn early 70's porn star with that gay a## mustache, and his faggy voice saying "bring it on" is more tortuous than chewing on aluminum foil :P I want to punch the t.v. every time that a## licker comes on the screen, with that "I want man love" smile. He can go before all of them >:mad

Guys, don't hold back... ;D

I hate how in Rogan's case he tries to make the sport out to be more than it is by saying how everyone is "world class." They only have a few guys and a few guys only that are world class athetes. The rest are big fish in yet a still small pond.

I hate White too. The way he drops the F bomb on TV...what an idiot.

And I hate TUF. It's done its day. The guys on that show are some of the biggest lowlife white trash dirtbags in sports.

But I do like mma. pretty fun to watch at times....

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Originally Posted by Von Milash

But I do like mma. pretty fun to watch at times....

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Boxing has enough shitty fighters, we don't need to create a whole other sport for them

I must admit I don't mind Joe Rogan, he's certainly more knowledgeble about the actual technical aspects of MMA than any boxing commentator is about the actual art of fighting, guest commentators like Lewis, Foreman, Jones Jr obviously excluded. Certainly Lampley, Kellerman, Sheridan etc don't have any practical experience of boxing to my knowledge wheras Roagan is a black belt level mixed martial artist.

Also, and I know not everyone likes his humour but imo the guy's standup show is crazy funny, really you have to see it. I didn't stop laughing the whole way through it.

the one bit he did about the retarded whales was funny. but other than that he can be pretty offensive, and im not easily offensible.

"Hey, you're going the wrong way, look out for the beach!"
"Yeah, right! FAGS!"

Beached whale...

Why on earth would I want to copulate with Dana White?
Is there something you arent telling us ???

yea they really could not sell a big announcement for shyt. at the end of the so called big announcment dana says stay tune for the second coach to be....it was like ready a dr. suez book for christ sake, obviously it was rampage and griffin wtf. the purple dinosaur barney could of had done better then dana did with that sorry excuse for a big assouncement.

Sepeaking of MMA when's that little slut fightig....
Whatever her name is....

I hope a porn vid leaks out of hers....
Nothing would please me more then to see her doing a mount ass naked. :spunk:

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I must admit I don't mind Joe Rogan, he's certainly more knowledgeble about the actual technical aspects of MMA than any boxing commentator is about the actual art of fighting, guest commentators like Lewis, Foreman, Jones Jr obviously excluded. Certainly Lampley, Kellerman, Sheridan etc don't have any practical experience of boxing to my knowledge wheras Roagan is a black belt level mixed martial artist.

Also, and I know not everyone likes his humour but imo the guy's standup show is crazy funny, really you have to see it. I didn't stop laughing the whole way through it.

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The only thing I found funny from Joe Rogan was his 2 guys working out in the basement/@$$ raping. Him riffing on whacky contestants on Fear Factor was funny at times.

....the only funny thing Joe Rogan will ever do is when I kill him.....oh I am sorry, did I just type that? ;D