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I hate:
1) Have a good one. (Have a good WHAT, fuckhead? Can't you say day?!)
2) The best offense is a good defense. (Wrong. If all you ever did was play defense you'd never score any fucking goals/points. Offence is offence and defence is defence. They're different. Deal with it.)
>:mad >:mad
Great thread Von.
I hate when snobby people say "Cor" instead of "Car."
Anything my Mom said to me,that I cant stop coming out of my mouth with my own kids
You know what I mean,you tell youself,thats the stupidest thing youve ever heard when your a kid,and one day your dealing with your kid,and it just falls out of your mouth before you can stop it
The best offense is a good defense?
Isn't that meant to be
The best defense is a good offence?
when something tragic happens and a sports announcer says something like well that really puts things into perspective. Its just sports, we know its not life or death.
I also don't like it when people call me boss, or chief, that seems to have died down lately though.
A couple British ones I don't quite get and/or annoy me.
Someone once told me on here that I was having a giraffe. True story.
Also got this Fox soccer channel and been watching the premiership and for some reason I can't explain it annoys me when the British commentators will say "that should be just food and drink for him" when they're talking about a save a goalie should make or something. That should be food and drink? Really?
when you sneeze when people say bless you or god bless you
i hate that i look at them like they are out they god damn mind nasty hooligans sometimes they expect somebody to say bless you
the british humour is just so much better then american im sorry, and when some told you, was having a giraffe, what does that rhyme with mate????
yeah thats right LAUGH, get it now????????
its officially called cockney rhyming slang, but u probably wouldnt get it, dont matter!!!
ok I liked it a lot better when I thought it was something a lot more bizarre than Giraffe rhymes with laugh.
That just kinda sucks really
One thing that baffles me is "I could murder a cup of tea" WTF you're suppose to drink it not kill it.
"within a cunt's hair"
My uncle always says this and it is disgusting to hear.
Jameel McCline came "within a cunt's hair" of knocking out Sam Peter.
The profs at my school seem to like telling us that we're learning "critical thinking"; like I'm too fucking stupid to do that with out being taught how by some asshole in a plaid jacket with elbow patches.
Ha Ha...
Another one I hat is:
"We'll play it by ear..."
What's that about!!!
What?!Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan
Na. Your avin a bubble mate :D
I dont like the saying 'it swings in roundabouts' ::**
I hate it when people say 'age' on the end of perfectly acceptable words to make them sound cooler....
like 'signage' for example.
Like the one on the side of the building i work in that reads...
'please adhere to site signage'
instead of 'please read the signs'
And i hate them fuckwits who refer to you as boss or chief when in fact you don't even know them. 'Mate' is acceptable and 'pal' is ok.
Chief and Boss isn't! It's fucking annoying and patronising.
So fuck off with your 'what can i do for you chief?'
set of cunts
>:mad
LOL I used to work with a guy who always called people "Hot Shot." I wanted smash him across the back of the neck with a heavy object.Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
Lol..The only time someone calls you cheif or boss is when they want something..They are sucking up to you..
Or if theyr a customer and your a bit of a common fucker.. Lol.. Reminds me of a cracky ex workmate of mine ;D
Let's see if I can think up a few:
Finished with your Christmas shopping? People say it so much it's like "How are you?" when you know no one really wants to know how you are. And what if I hadn't? What kind of sadistic bastard takes pleasure from people floundering at the last minute?
Saying "literally" when you don't mean "literally". I'm sure we all know it. No need to put an example here.
What are you doing to my vagina? I'm so sick of my wife saying that. ::**
Say you spill a beer or something and some asshat says:Quote:
Originally Posted by ono
"Nice one, chief"
I don't think that's ever happened to me, but even thinking about it.........
>:mad
When I call someone Chief it's really because they are my friend and I like them or they are some insignificant person and I want them to think I like them
.......Chief :thumb:
exactlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Lyle
i fucking hate those people >:mad >:mad >:mad
;D
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
arrogant 'i'm better than you' set of fuckwits.
I have noticed a new one latly that I dont get.
When someone agrees with you they say "I know right" WTF????
It seems like whenever I start a new job people always think its clever for the first few days to say "having fun yet"
Only thing that's worse is if they add a chief or boss to it.
"where you at?"
stfu.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Milash
Damn. caught me. And I am now ashamed. Maybe I saw too many cell phone commercials...no. No I will not make excuses.
Oftentimes when I *should ask "where are you" I ask "where you at".
In its defense "where you at" has a lot more punch to it. You are not "asking" someone where they are, you are "telling" them to tell you where they are.
Pretty bad ass concept. I think I should rephrase all natural questions into statements. It carries more weight and eludes to harsh consequence if they dont tell. I bet a true man has never used a ? mark in his life.
"Its too cold for snow"
WTF?
Ha Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
When Temperatures severly drop it is largely as a result of there being little cloud cover, therefore little risk of water descending onto the earth therefore little chance of snow.
But it's dumb sounding innit?
Yeah, that's a good one, Ouma. Very popular thing to say to new employees for some reason. I've heard, "Are you still here?!" alot over the years as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan
what about "You're kidding me ?"
ie you arrive late at work and say "Jesus, it took me over an hour to get into work this morning !"
Someone says "You're kidding me ?"
Like you are going to reply "Yes it only took me 25 minutes actually !!"
Why the fuck would you be kidding !
:-[ :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Milash
:P
When someone uses 'methinks', or any other crappy shakespearing thing, it's an automatic sadclick.
Wow, I guess I got a few so!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bomp
means have a good time whatever your doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Milash
Haha i have a fresh one for ya... I left work for christmas last night and everyone was wellwishing an bla bla.
All anyone could think to say to one another was ''Dont drink too much''
I must of heard that about 25 times in the space of an hour last night. Wow ???
I know it like the back of my Hand, I couldnt describe the back of my hand anybody.
I can't f'n stand it when reporters use the word "politicking" to describe when politicians are discussing and makig decisions about politics...
Politics is a dirty enough word anyway without making it into a verb...
My all time most f'ded thing that i've heard a zillion toooo many times in my life is "wow, don't talk so much" or "do you ever stop talking?" ..... Because I don't talk much, I prefer to think and choose my words.. And usually I have to listen to a thousand retarted conversations throughout my day that I wouldn't want to join and have nothing to contribute too... But someone will ALWAYS turn to me and point out "how much i'm talking"... If I could stike one thing from peoples vocabularies, that would be it!
If anyone else here is the quiet type, they'll know exactly what the f'k i'm talking about.
LOL exactly!! I couldn't pick my hand out of a line up of 10 hands...Quote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
;D Hahaha I was watching meet the Fockers the other day and that line popped up. I said the exact same thing to my girlfriend! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Scrap
Well, thats a lie.... I then procceded to say; now the back of my cock, thats different.
She didnt't laugh :-\
LOL I was watching that last night bro how cool is that, with the little kid "ass hoooooooooooole"Quote:
Originally Posted by The Grinch