The Bilbo Beatdown

Bilbo told me he wasn't going to brag, but fact is he deserves to after all the sh#t I start with him.

Little hairy hobbit whooped me 6 out of 8 times in chess all last night. I pride myself on my chess abilities, but he got me. I knew he's be good, even though I said I would embarass him, but he really is a good player. I am no Bobby Fischer, but the little sh#t Bilbo can put the hammer down quick in a game.

I could make excuses about the 1st few games, but I hate when a fighter, or anyone for that matter, says stuff like "I had him and got complacent" or "He got lucky". Fact is he beat me and now I'm going to give the 3'6" mutant his credit for all to see. F#cking m#%#%# f#%#%# Baggins; I really do hate you now:punchangry:

No worries mutant baby, we'll have plenty of wars. Remember, I abused you the last game, worse than your foster parents did in the wee hours of the morning. But you deserve a round of applause, so here it is:

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Now go play in the rain :sitr: and get struck by lightning:shocking: you little fag.

He's going to really enjoy this thread.
Well done Bilbo.

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

He's going to really enjoy this thread.
Well done Bilbo.

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Bilbo must be one happy little Hobbit!! ;D

He did say he was good at chess. Im not all that good, but wouldnt mind playing sometime.

Go Dildo! :D

i tried playng chess but it took forever to download :-\

I want a shot at anybody, im horrible at it but lets get it on :lickish:

I did give Bilbo a 7-0 beat down on checkers though so he hasn't redeemed himself quite yet.

In fact im going to put my neck on the line and say i could play 8 of you at checkers all at once and still whoop all your asses so bring it on fellas ;D

Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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Lee i just smashed your tennis score thats punishment for you trying to challenging me.

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Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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Lee i just smashed your tennis score for punishment of you challenging me.

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Make a tournament happen, your like Mayweather, a CHEAT!!! ;D

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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I'll stick to concentrating on Bilbo right now. We're going to have quite the little rivalry:D

I haven't played chess in a while, 6 months or so, and I'm the type that needs to play everyday to get the rhythm going. I'm not the kind that is instinctual that can see the whole board 20 moves ahead. After last nights fiasco, I played my chessmaster game and couldn't beat the guy ranked 1900:-\ So back to work for me;D Bilbo will be on the sore side of things in our next meeting:lickish:

Me and Melted Ice are having a rivalry.

He fuckin robbed my two titles, payabck is coming his way!!!

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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You would destroy me at chess only played that like twice the only thing i know about that game is how the pieces move. Why don't we set up a game me you Legion and Lee etc ??

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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Well, it was 3:30 am here, and I had been up for 21 hours butt-hole. But fair play, you won more as I wasn't on form. We'll see who's talking tomorrow noodle d#ck:lickish:

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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You would destroy me at chess only played that like twice the only thing i know about that game is how the pieces move. Why don't we set up a game me you Legion and Lee etc ??

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Just quoting this so Lee can see this.

Hey ICB, I just had my 1st go on 3D Snake and got one more than you ;)

Best of luck bro, I'm curreently writing an A-Level essay as well haha

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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You would destroy me at chess only played that like twice the only thing i know about that game is how the pieces move. Why don't we set up a game me you Legion and Lee etc ??

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Just quoting this so Lee can see this.

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Yea mate, I'd love too. But like Bilbo I would have to learn how to play checkers which would take a couple of weeks but no probs ;).

I haven't played chess for years so I would have to get back into the gist of that for a bit if anybody is up for a game of that.

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Hey ICB, I just had my 1st go on 3D Snake and got one more than you ;)

Best of luck bro, I'm curreently writing an A-Level essay as well haha

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Just got 36 mate ;)


And as for last comment sure we can play anytime i haven't played checkers in years since i was little kid until i played Bilbo yesterday. And as for chess like i said only played that like twice.

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hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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Well, it was 3:30 am here, and I had been up for 21 hours butt-hole. But fair play, you won more as I wasn't on form. We'll see who's talking tomorrow noodle d#ck:lickish:

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Well I'm ready to play again in a couple hours Legion, if you really want your pasting to hit double figures :cool::D

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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Well, it was 3:30 am here, and I had been up for 21 hours butt-hole. But fair play, you won more as I wasn't on form. We'll see who's talking tomorrow noodle d#ck:lickish:

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Well I'm ready to play again in a couple hours Legion, if you really want your pasting to hit double figures :cool::D

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I cannot wait to see these two at it :D ;D

BTW do other members get to watch ??

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hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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Well, it was 3:30 am here, and I had been up for 21 hours butt-hole. But fair play, you won more as I wasn't on form. We'll see who's talking tomorrow noodle d#ck:lickish:

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Well I'm ready to play again in a couple hours Legion, if you really want your pasting to hit double figures :cool::D

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Let me know what room you guys are playing in, i've got some free time for next 3 days or so because i got an injury in training.

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Hey ICB, I just had my 1st go on 3D Snake and got one more than you ;)

Best of luck bro, I'm curreently writing an A-Level essay as well haha

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Just got 36 mate ;)


And as for last comment sure we can play anytime i haven't played checkers in years since i was little kid until i played Bilbo yesterday. And as for chess like i said only played that like twice.

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Good stuff mate, that will be hard to beat ;D

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Well, it was 3:30 am here, and I had been up for 21 hours butt-hole. But fair play, you won more as I wasn't on form. We'll see who's talking tomorrow noodle d#ck:lickish:

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Well I'm ready to play again in a couple hours Legion, if you really want your pasting to hit double figures :cool::D

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I cannot wait to see these two at it :D ;D

BTW do other members get to watch ??

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Well we're playing on yahoo so you'll need to reigster an account there but otherwise yeah you can come into the room and watch me put the smackdown on him ;D

Hey ICB, well done mate you beat me, I had my last 2 attemps and on the first my friggin thumb slipped and the snake crashed into the wall and on the 2nd I got 31, good game anyways mate I enjoyed it, you were the better man I admit, hopefully you'll be a gentlemen and give me with a rematch tommorow ;D

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Hey ICB, well done mate you beat me, I had my last 2 attemeps and on the first my friggin thumb slipped and the snake crashed into the wall and on the 2nd I got 31, good game anyways mate I enjoyed it, you were the better man I admit, hopefully you'll be a gentlemen and give me with a rematch tommorow ;D

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To be honest it's best to just not challenge Ice at anything, like debating politics with Lyle its simply not possible to win, just back down quietly and walk away :cwm3:

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Hey ICB, well done mate you beat me, I had my last 2 attemeps and on the first my friggin thumb slipped and the snake crashed into the wall and on the 2nd I got 31, good game anyways mate I enjoyed it, you were the better man I admit, hopefully you'll be a gentlemen and give me with a rematch tommorow ;D

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To be honest it's best to just not challenge Ice at anything, like debating politics with Lyle its simply not possible to win, just back down quietly and walk away :cwm3:

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HAHAHA ICB is pretty good I can tell you that but check out my sig "Winners never quit and quitters never win" I stand by that as I wanna be a winner ;)

BTW what time are you and LEGION set to start ??

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Hey ICB, well done mate you beat me, I had my last 2 attemeps and on the first my friggin thumb slipped and the snake crashed into the wall and on the 2nd I got 31, good game anyways mate I enjoyed it, you were the better man I admit, hopefully you'll be a gentlemen and give me with a rematch tommorow ;D

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To be honest it's best to just not challenge Ice at anything, like debating politics with Lyle its simply not possible to win, just back down quietly and walk away :cwm3:

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HAHAHA ICB is pretty good I can tell you that but check out my sig "Winners never quit and quitters never win" I stand by that as I wanna be a winner ;)

BTW what time are you and LEGION set to start ??

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Whenever he grows some balls and is ready to see his daddy again

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To be honest it's best to just not challenge Ice at anything, like debating politics with Lyle its simply not possible to win, just back down quietly and walk away :cwm3:

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HAHAHA ICB is pretty good I can tell you that but check out my sig "Winners never quit and quitters never win" I stand by that as I wanna be a winner ;)

BTW what time are you and LEGION set to start ??

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Whenever he grows some balls and is ready to see his daddy again

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My balls are intact; though I don't need them for you. I was just waiting for your mum to wash your bum and powder you down. Then I figured it was time to breast feed before you took a nap.

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Hey ICB, well done mate you beat me, I had my last 2 attemps and on the first my friggin thumb slipped and the snake crashed into the wall and on the 2nd I got 31, good game anyways mate I enjoyed it, you were the better man I admit, hopefully you'll be a gentlemen and give me with a rematch tommorow ;D

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Anytime Lee.

Wow, talked about getting owned. Bilbo just got owned bad. Told you Bilbo; once I'm on you're ground meat boy. I'll be back later. keep practicing Dildo Faggins:lickish:

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Wow, talked about getting owned. Bilbo just got owned bad. Told you Bilbo; once I'm on you're ground meat boy. I'll be back later. keep practicing Dildo Faggins:lickish:

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Fair play you got me good that time, I fucked up early on and got flustered.

Of course ALWAYS being white means your victories are somewhat hollow considering I ANNIHILLATED you both times when I had my trusty white pieces.

But fair play, I fucked up that time, no excuses.

So anyway I'm white next time so should be an easy 20 move win.....sorry what's that? You don't like me being white because I beat you too easily? :rolleyes:

Ah ok never mind, I'll beat you with the black pieces again...........

Tough night for both of us today ended up 3 wins each and a draw on the final game.

We are both getting rid of the cobwebs and rust now and playing some good stuff.

I think we could both go on a tear through the yahoo regulars :cool:

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Tough night for both of us today ended up 3 wins each and a draw on the final game.

We are both getting rid of the cobwebs and rust now and playing some good stuff.

I think we could both go on a tear through the yahoo regulars :cool:

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No Bilbo, it was 3-2 my favor, with one draw. You know that one game didn't count as the server wouldn't connect, and when I rejoined, I had lost 8 minutes on the game. You said it didn't count. You're lucky it wasn't 4-1 when I had you in mate and blew it:-\

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

Tough night for both of us today ended up 3 wins each and a draw on the final game.

We are both getting rid of the cobwebs and rust now and playing some good stuff.

I think we could both go on a tear through the yahoo regulars :cool:

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No Bilbo, it was 3-2 my favor, with one draw. You know that one game didn't count as the server wouldn't connect, and when I rejoined, I had lost 8 minutes on the game. You said it didn't count. You're lucky it wasn't 4-1 when I had you in mate and blew it:-\

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I offered to cancel that game and you declined sayong you had a losing position anyway. 3-3-1