What the fuck is a job biscuit? A new member (otley) keeps saying it.
Reps for anybody with a sensible answer....
except if your name is otley.
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What the fuck is a job biscuit? A new member (otley) keeps saying it.
Reps for anybody with a sensible answer....
except if your name is otley.
I've asked him a few times in responding to some of his posts, he's never explained it.
I'm wondering myself, he always says it and then puts something in brackets, he then finishes off with an "Ey Ey" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ono
:lolhaha: :lol: :LMAO:Quote:
Originally Posted by Youngblood
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Originally Posted by Youngblood
Fucking Priceless...
I said it sounds like a racehorse with a gay jockey... But that's just me.
Yea that shit is weird as hell... WTF is a job biscuit
Here is what a google search yielded
job biscuit - Google Search
Not very helpful
haha aww meh - they took down my inquiry to its origin and is now blank. It was pretty funny, I may have to try again.
I believe a Job Biscuit is a sexual act preferred in the midlands, and involves the stuffing of bourbon creams into one's anus, usually four or five at a time, and obviously something a Mr Otley may enjoy! ;)
haha :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BALLSACKQuote:
Originally Posted by Youngblood
Fucking Priceless...
I said it sounds like a racehorse with a gay jockey... But that's just me.
Holy Shat..CMM unchained you from his basement... Say hi to Wacko for me;);DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Sup JT....as you can see from above comment, I'm back to bring some class to this place. I've got a bundle of comedy material from the fact that CMM makes all in his harem drink their own urine......and Wacko's busy with the IV of vodka that Mick gives him for sustenance.Quote:
Originally Posted by JT RockHoly Shat..CMM unchained you from his basement... Say hi to Wacko for me;);DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
I blame Tourettes.
The rope I tied him with is made out of "cock" skin.Quote:
Originally Posted by JT RockHoly Shat..CMM unchained you from his basement... Say hi to Wacko for me;);DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
SuperheavyCunt just chewed through it like it was liquorish... ;D
To me, it tasted more like fizzy apple laces, but I guess it's down to everyone's perception. After I got out, I did get a number of funny looks walking through downtown in the Borat-style "Mankini" he kept us all in...Quote:
Originally Posted by CutMeMickThe rope I tied him with is made out of "cock" skin.Quote:
Originally Posted by JT RockHoly Shat..CMM unchained you from his basement... Say hi to Wacko for me;);DQuote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
SuperheavyCunt just chewed through it like it was liquorish... ;D
I also asked him once. Didn't answer back. Strangely, I have grown fond of seeing it and would be upset if he left it out of his prediction post.
I have concluded that it is some form of outback slang that only someone from the Wolf Creek area would understand. I think it means you just killed a baby kangaroo.
I know round here "biscuit" can be slang for handgun.
Certain it means a Plop eater.
Anyone figure out what a job biscuit is yet?
I have heard that the term originated from a Welsh mine in the 1860's and the miners would refer to their livelihood which not only provided money but the security of food. And thus the words job and biscuit quite naturally became obvious collocations for those particular people. I can only assume that Otley is in some way the distant relative of someone in this particular mining community and that the term has been passed on generation by generation.Quote:
Originally Posted by JT Rock
Just typed this into Yahoo "what is a job biscuit?" and the top link is to this bloody forum page :mad: No bloody good, talk about chasing ya tail :rolleyes:
It just sounds to me like the working man's equivalent of a woman's tea time natter or coffee house talk. The kind of thoughts and chats that men might have with each other on their work break over a biscuit.
Job Biscuit = Oh yeah I thought of something else. Maybe Okleys idea of 'food for thought.'
PS = post script, but on my businesses letters I write Doggie Dungger. :lickish:wee.
Doggie dungger: No I dont :).
Another world.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Doggie dungger: Tea break at Nabiscos !
you guys...
Job biscuit is just the last bit.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
Doggie Dungger: Pardon Sir?