Harmless pleasurable experience for all that can spice up a relationship.
Or dangerous move that can result in jealousy, awkwardness or bigger problems (no pun intended)
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Harmless pleasurable experience for all that can spice up a relationship.
Or dangerous move that can result in jealousy, awkwardness or bigger problems (no pun intended)
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Depends on the girl I reckon...
All girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
On the other hand it could convince her that when some numpty comes round to fix the boiler its ok to suck his cock??????
;D
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Originally Posted by BIG HAll girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from
Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is;D)
Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.
But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.
what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one???
Try and lick her nort and see what reaction you get ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammerQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG HAll girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from
Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is;D)
Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.
But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.
what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one???
Hope this helps ;D
Is that not right then :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Slag :(
;D
If she comes up with the idea I'd nourish those thoughts.Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammerQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG HAll girls take it up the 'wrong un' in porn, so it's a great way to convince your bird that everybody does it!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from
Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is;D)
Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.
But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.
what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one???
I'd hesitate suggesting it myself mind.
Be subtle.
Donny your the king of diplomacy ;D
Go for a tongue, a finger, if theres no NO at that point she'll have it ;D
FACT!
I agree, this always sorts the women into two categories. Those a little reserved and those up for owt.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HTry and lick her nort and see what reaction you get ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammerQuote:
Originally Posted by BIG H
See that was kinda the logic i was thinking from
Hard to describe my current partner (without swearing that is;D)
Very reserved on the outside and likes to think of herself as a sophisticated type.
But shes also great in bed with my only real reservation being that shes very prudish to certain type of bedroom activitys.
what do you say lads do i sink or swim on this one???
Hope this helps ;D
So next time you go down there Hammer just go a bit further down and lick her balloon knot and see what happens.
Base your 'watching porn' decision on her reaction.
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Originally Posted by Memphis
And on the flip side she could just believe she has really bad gas and blow one out on my face??
Girls don't fart, piss or shit
FACT
Ha it's true, I dunno how I got so mild mannered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
I've just always found it's easier to persuade people by leading them to believe they came up with the idea!
Mate thats what all smart men do to women ;D
I would only do this for her own benefit of course:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Knew you'd see it my way fella :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by MunkymagicI agree, this always sorts the women into two categories. Those a little reserved and those up for owt.Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG HTry and lick her nort and see what reaction you get ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
Hope this helps ;D
So next time you go down there Hammer just go a bit further down and lick her balloon knot and see what happens.
Base your 'watching porn' decision on her reaction.
I've done it and it's exactly like going to the strip club with your s/o. Enjoy yourself, but not too much. Try to look without staring, keep your mouth closed and make fun of what's going on whenever possible. When she says something like, "You certainly are enjoying yourself," you're in the red. Back it down, back it down.
They all find it repulsive and disgusting.
You can learn a few moves from watching porn together. Watch the video as you make out. :D
Funny that I come across this thread...
Just last night my girl and I were on RedTube watching some Porn...
Was a great night, we played "Thiefs & Cops".
Apparently I mus have put the hand cuffs on too tight, her wrists were hurting all day today, she said she couldn't type or write. ;D
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Memphis
Fucken classic.
Also she can think it's ok to stick a cucumber up your ass sometime :confused:
depends on the both of you. I got no problem with it.
You may think it'll loosen her up or it she might think she's being short changed with you:cool:
Donny said it straight up first thing, depends what the girl thinks of it....
If my girlfriend even FOUND a porn picture somewhere on my computer at the start of the relationship, it would have been world war 3 literally... I would have been crazy to show her porn, or wack on some porn before diving into bed with her...
BUT, as time moved on, it was discovered my girlfriend kind of had a thing for other girls, and we went through a phase of watching lesbo porn together while i'd like grab her neck and be like "yeah, you'd fucken like those hot girls to be licking your snatch wouldn't you you little lesbo slut.. You'd love to be in that scene with all the girls holding your legs open while the other pounds your c**t with a dildo... Now cum bitch!".. You know, a bit of that is great... But she totally likes that thing in the heat of the moment.. And we've worked up to that... You can't be afraid to push things a little further each time, for BOTH of you..
You don't need to talk like that out of the bedroom.. hell no, but lead towards that in the bedroom, and your's will be the only knob she'll ever need..
But your relationship has gotta be at that stage... Hell, telling your girlfriend to get naked and start playing with herself while you go down the shop to get a bottle of champagne, but really come strolling back in walking 2 other dykes with dog collars on could be totally freakin hot for your relationship..
But only if your relationship is at that stage...
I'd probably work into it in some way.. If your girlfriend is comfortable with you pointing out a girl and being like, "she's got nice hair" etc, and she'll agree.. Then you can move into "that girl is attractive" etc... Once your passed that comfortableness, actually find out what your girlfriend likes...
I found out quickly, simply by asking, that my girlfriend doesn't like butchy or normal lesbians,,, she only likes totally big breasted, blonde bombshell ones.. So I personally dug up a bunch of vids and photosets of what I thought she would like (the things a guy has to do right?), and wacked it on and got hot and heavy, and it was great! In any long term relationship, you need to do different things all the time, or it gets old..
So i'd say definetely go for it.... But run it at her comfort levels... But girls like to be led and dominated.. Women are inherently submissive by their feminine energy. Men are dominant and masculine by their inherent energy.. So even though you keep your girlfriend comfortable, it doesn't hurt to push that a little bit, as long as she trusts where your leading her is safe and for her as much as you, then you can't go to far wrong...
On a side note - A study was done at a leading university on women and what they get aroused by, and 100% in this study of something like 1000 women, got turned on by watching female on female porn... Only a few didn't get turned on by male to female porn... And only like 1% were turned on by male to male porn...
So safe your personal collection for yourself (lol just kidding man :-) )
But have fun with it.. Girls are sexual creatures and leading them somewhere taboo and naughty can really bring something more out of them that you didn't know was there.... But if a girl feels uncomfortable, it'll freeze up real quick, and it'll be 2 steps backwards...
Buffalo diarrhea fuck farts!
My girlfriend isn't much for porn. Says it doesn't turn her on because it's not realistic enough. We've watch some couples oriented stuff together, but she's never said, "Hey Sean, let's watch some porn tonight!." And she's not frigid or a prude at all. I get whatever I want pretty much whenever I want.
At the same time, she knows I love porn and doesn't care. She jokes about me making puneta when she's out of town on business or on the rag. She knows that if I pull one off to porn a few times a week, I'll last longer;D My girl is wicked smaaat.
My wife watched a porn movie with me for the first time.
She was ok with the graphic scenes of sex, but found the masturbation very off-putting.
She kept slapping my hand to make me stop.