Tortured with freshly baked cookies?
True story, this guy goes over to his weed guy's house with a couple of friends, those couple of friends rip the dealer off and take off leaving the one guy at the dealer's house. He's then tied to a chair, has his shirt taken off and is burned on the chest and shoulders with freshly baked cookies.
A bizarre story to me. Who thinks, how am I gonna fuck this dude up and then lightbulb goes off in head, cookies in the oven :confused:
The guy ended up all right. I wonder how badly that would hurt, apparently he wasn't burned that badly.
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Sounds almost sexual, Max Mosely would pay for that
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So were you the weed dealer or the guy tied to the chair?
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OumaFan
True story, this guy goes over to his weed guy's house with a couple of friends, those couple of friends rip the dealer off and take off leaving the one guy at the dealer's house. He's then tied to a chair, has his shirt taken off and is burned on the chest and shoulders with freshly baked cookies.
A bizarre story to me. Who thinks, how am I gonna fuck this dude up and then lightbulb goes off in head, cookies in the oven :confused:
The guy ended up all right. I wonder how badly that would hurt, apparently he wasn't burned that badly.
Haa,I think The weed guy & Fresh baked cookies are the key here & were a collective accident waiting to happen :rasta:..I burned my bicep reaching in for a tray of Tater-tot's after the Casino a while back...:dunce: S!!! hurt.
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The guy probably goes into conniptions now when he walks down the cookie aisle at the grocery store. Like Vietnam flashbacks.
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OumaFan
True story, this guy goes over to his weed guy's house with a couple of friends, those couple of friends rip the dealer off and take off leaving the one guy at the dealer's house. He's then tied to a chair, has his shirt taken off and is burned on the chest and shoulders with freshly baked cookies.
A bizarre story to me. Who thinks, how am I gonna fuck this dude up and then lightbulb goes off in head, cookies in the oven :confused:
The guy ended up all right. I wonder how badly that would hurt, apparently he wasn't burned that badly.
The thought of doing that to a pretty doing that too a pretty girl is a real turn-on. You've just given me and Bilbo an idea! Thanks for that! :)
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OumaFan
True story, this guy goes over to his weed guy's house with a couple of friends, those couple of friends rip the dealer off and take off leaving the one guy at the dealer's house. He's then tied to a chair, has his shirt taken off and is burned on the chest and shoulders with freshly baked cookies.
A bizarre story to me. Who thinks, how am I gonna fuck this dude up and then lightbulb goes off in head, cookies in the oven :confused:
The guy ended up all right. I wonder how badly that would hurt, apparently he wasn't burned that badly.
The thought of doing that to a pretty doing that too a pretty girl is a real turn-on. You've just given me and Bilbo an idea! Thanks for that! :)
The thought of restraining and burning a girl with baked goods turns you on?
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CFH
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Clubber
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OumaFan
True story, this guy goes over to his weed guy's house with a couple of friends, those couple of friends rip the dealer off and take off leaving the one guy at the dealer's house. He's then tied to a chair, has his shirt taken off and is burned on the chest and shoulders with freshly baked cookies.
A bizarre story to me. Who thinks, how am I gonna fuck this dude up and then lightbulb goes off in head, cookies in the oven :confused:
The guy ended up all right. I wonder how badly that would hurt, apparently he wasn't burned that badly.
The thought of doing that to a pretty doing that too a pretty girl is a real turn-on. You've just given me and Bilbo an idea! Thanks for that! :)
The thought of restraining and burning a girl with baked goods turns you on?
Yes, CFH...Clubber at times worries me too. :shakehead:
I must give this torture tactic credit for originality tho. Who'd a thunk. Is probably someone as a kid had a mean parent who when whined when the cookies where baking, mommy dearest pulled em out piping hot and forced a dozen or so down his throat. Meh, who knows.
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CFH
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Clubber
The thought of doing that to a pretty doing that too a pretty girl is a real turn-on. You've just given me and Bilbo an idea! Thanks for that! :)
The thought of restraining and burning a girl with baked goods turns you on?
Yes, CFH...Clubber at times worries me too. :shakehead:
I must give this torture tactic credit for originality tho. Who'd a thunk. Is probably someone as a kid had a mean parent who when whined when the cookies where baking, mommy dearest pulled em out piping hot and forced a dozen or so down his throat. Meh, who knows.
I think he just really needs to get laid. I've gone so far as to recommend hookers to him in the past, but my pleas have fallen on deaf ears.
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CFH
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Youngblood
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CFH
The thought of restraining and burning a girl with baked goods turns you on?
Yes, CFH...Clubber at times worries me too. :shakehead:
I must give this torture tactic credit for originality tho. Who'd a thunk. Is probably someone as a kid had a mean parent who when whined when the cookies where baking, mommy dearest pulled em out piping hot and forced a dozen or so down his throat. Meh, who knows.
I think he just really needs to get laid. I've gone so far as to recommend hookers to him in the past, but my pleas have fallen on deaf ears.
Oh, I definitely considered it. But STDs scare me, even if I did use a rubber. :-\
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CFH
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Clubber
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OumaFan
True story, this guy goes over to his weed guy's house with a couple of friends, those couple of friends rip the dealer off and take off leaving the one guy at the dealer's house. He's then tied to a chair, has his shirt taken off and is burned on the chest and shoulders with freshly baked cookies.
A bizarre story to me. Who thinks, how am I gonna fuck this dude up and then lightbulb goes off in head, cookies in the oven :confused:
The guy ended up all right. I wonder how badly that would hurt, apparently he wasn't burned that badly.
The thought of doing that to a pretty doing that too a pretty girl is a real turn-on. You've just given me and Bilbo an idea! Thanks for that! :)
The thought of restraining and burning a girl with baked goods turns you on?
Maybe not burning her to the point of leaving a scar, but you don't get the idea. ;) ;D
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Clubber I'm going to quote Buzz Lightyear and say that you are a sad, strange little man. Maybe the most bizarre poster on this board but that's OK I guess?
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The funny thing is I was telling this story to this girl I know and she initially thought that I meant that they tortured the guy by not letting him eat any of the cookies. What a cruel, cruel world.
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Just when I think I've heard it all:rolleyes: What if that wouldn't have worked? Would they have pulled out some milk and done an improvisation of Chinese Water Torture:confused: I'm sorry but tied to a chair or not I would have been laughing.
"Don't hurt me Cookie Monster, don't hurt me":lickish:
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The worst would be those Totino's Pizza Rolls like in the first minute after they come out of the microwave, those things are fucking molten lava.
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OumaFan
The funny thing is I was telling this story to this girl I know and she initially thought that I meant that they tortured the guy by not letting him eat any of the cookies. What a cruel, cruel world.
hahahaha
Pizza Rolls wow I haven't had those forever. I used to love those things. Anyone ever order like a fajita at Applebees or something? Where they bring you out the plate that steaming hot and make you eat over basically feels like a frying pan? That's ridiculous I hate when they do that I don't want my stuff cooking on the table in front of me.
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I was just thinking of this thread, a friend of mine is dating this Vietnamese girl and I went with them and a few people to this Vietnamese/Thai/? hole in the wall place and I was having this soup and it had these like dumpling things in it and I started to chew one and the thing turns out to be filled with more soup (?) and it like burst out when I bit into it and it was so fucking hot. I burnt the shit out of the roof of my mouth, like a Rambo burn and it hurts so bad still its like bothering me to the point of not being able to sleep.
You could just throw them at people, like little grenades.
