A guy you'd love to punch - check out the nerve of this guy...

The Douchiest Phone Message In History

Only child.

Saw this yesterday :lolhaha: Would love to see a picture of this douchebag

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Originally Posted by amat

Saw this yesterday :lolhaha: Would love to see a picture of this douchebag

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It's probably some guy that looks like me, only without the good sense to realize he's overweight and ugly.

hahaha that second message was hilarious. What an absolute freak.

I must admit though I'd kind of like to have his self confidence :cool:

I love his demeanor, it's not some out of control rant where he says all this stuff, but he's completely calm and serious. Working on a movie script hahaha

Hello, my name is Fantana. My friends call me Big Guy, Stilts (has nothing to do with rumplestiltskin) or just Fantana.

I am 5 foot 4 and 154 lbs of pure man, although I may have ballooned slightly since I was on holiday. I go on holiday quite a lot actually, I guess what I am looking for is a place to call home and the answer to the question man kind has been looking up at the stars for since the dawn of time - where do girls pee from if they have no willy? Even Little Fantana doesn't know.

I first got into truth seeking when I was little, below 5 foot. I understood there was a lot of discrimination in the world, of the worst kind, the type against me. I knew I had to arm myself to prepare for the daunting task ahead and I knew what I needed was some real information, a few pairs of heavily padded socks and some manwhiches my Mum makes me just the way I like them.

Since then I have ventured all across the internet, studying many hours of video footage on such things as aliens, reptilians, new world order and naked women trying to find out where they pee from. I have spoken with a wide variety of people on these subjects and no one can give any real conclusive evidence. Sure they can prove a lot of things, but what the hell is a urethra, where is it and why has no one heard of it?

Of course my quest has meant I have a lot of experience with women, I have even held their hand. And they knew it was me holding it too. I didn't trick them or anything. When I grow up I think I want to be married and live on a farm with ducks and chickens and dogs and we can all gather around at night and they will listen to me talk about my Fantanadventures and how I met my wife. She will probably be stuck in a cave about to be eaten by a bear, but there will be 13 ninjas waiting outside guarding the entrance. I will have to trek 23 kilometres around the mountains and take them all on in a giant Shirts off Showdwon, the likes of which have never been seen. I will then use chi to ask the bear to leave my wife to be alone. I will carry her to safety, sit her down and give her some warm milk. Finally, I will get down on my knee, look up at her with my Baby Blues and pop the question-


Where exactly does your wee come from?

Yours in manliness,

Fantana

I think I'll try this with employers and recruiters.

I was just listening to this yestarday...

OMG!! I could not stop laughing at that shit. Fucken classic.

Here's how I picture him:

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-d...6032301996.jpg

A guy in the comments said he pictured him looking like Eugene Levy. It works.

hahaha Douchiest

I think this is him.

Torontoist: Remember Dimitri the Lover?

Yup, I've checked and double checked and Dimitri the Lover is Canada's very own and the person who belongs to this message. Google him and read...

Go ahead and laugh at us world for producing this jackass. We probably deserve it.

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i thoust tye said eh was from san franicsoc? man im done postin isn other threads i can not type straight no mater how hard i try

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Originally Posted by amat

i thoust tye said eh was from san franicsoc? man im done postin isn other threads i can not type straight no mater how hard i try

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Never give up, never surrender! Post on amat!

It was from San Francisco I believe...but was the same guy from Toronto if the facts are true. He may be travelling on his current Tour of Douchebaggery.

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Originally Posted by Youngblood

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Originally Posted by amat

i thoust tye said eh was from san franicsoc? man im done postin isn other threads i can not type straight no mater how hard i try

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Never give up, never surrender! Post on amat!

It was from San Francisco I believe...but was the same guy from Toronto if the facts are true. He may be travelling on his current Tour of Douchebaggery.

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So is this guy like a comedian that gets something out of stuff like this? If so, then I applaud orginality. Or is this not an act and he's just being himself?

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Originally Posted by Youngblood

I think this is him.

Torontoist: Remember Dimitri the Lover?

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I hope everybody reads the sign that's on that link you posted...........




"Lesbians and bi-sexual women may attend and will be treated as HONORARY HETEROSEXUAL MALES."



:lol:

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Originally Posted by Youngblood

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Originally Posted by amat

i thoust tye said eh was from san franicsoc? man im done postin isn other threads i can not type straight no mater how hard i try

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Never give up, never surrender! Post on amat!

It was from San Francisco I believe...but was the same guy from Toronto if the facts are true. He may be travelling on his current Tour of Douchebaggery.

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So is this guy like a comedian that gets something out of stuff like this? If so, then I applaud orginality. Or is this not an act and he's just being himself?

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I think he is for real. Is totally twisted and people have just managed to connect the dots on him. Was a doctor, got his licence taken away for sexual assault on females...and really believes the shit he is saying.

Dunno, google him and try to decide for yourself...is a wealth of info. on him. It's puzzling at best. Disturbing atleast.

This is a quote from him..

"Although I am a perverted sex pig, I am the most non-misogynistic man you will ever meet."



wtf?




and another




"Oh, and make sure to mention in your article that I am strikingly handsome, more charming than Barack Obama, exude a sensual aura, ... oh, and don't forget humble!"



Can they lock someone like this up just for being themselves?

How the hell this guy hasnt got a girlfriend god only knows....

vain, brash, cocky, obsessive

who wouldnt wanna be stalked by this guy?? ;D;D;D

I literaly LOL'd.