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plopeater - you wont get a funnier joke on here
Dark Lord Al and everyone elseQuote:
Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al
Make me laugh :D:D:D:D
this isnt the funniest but i herd it befor its a lil corny funny
whats Black and White and Red allover
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A penguin with a sunburn :lickish:
i warned you it was a lil corny
peace
LacosteDonQuote:
Originally Posted by LacosteDon
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
This fat doode, (lets call him mike) wanted to loose weight. So he reads this ad from a newspaper that said it would help him loose weight fast. He calls the number and when the payment was made, his first day of losing weight starts right away early in morning....
(5am)...DING DONG! (doorbells)
Mike gets up and answers the door.
To his suprise a beautiful sexy women stands infront of him as he opens the door. She is completely naked, she tells him "if you can catch me you can fuck me" then she takes off running.
Mike overflowing with exitement and erection runs after her.
Mike eventually caught her and fucked her, it was the best ever exercise possible. Running for miles then fucking a hot chick, Mike couldn't be more happier. Plus he was really losing weight and his abs began to show.
After a month of exercise/hardcore fucking with that chick. Mike decides he steps it up. There was another level that he remember being offered to him. It was called extreme, Mikes curiousity took over. He began to imagin extreme meaning more than one women he would need to chase and be able to fuck.
So Mike calls the ad and after his update on exercise level completed. His new exercise routine would begin as soon as possible.
(11:35pm) DING DONG! (doorbells)
Mike smiles and with excitement rushes to meet the new advance extreme exercise routine.
Right when he opens the door Mike says, "...uhh can i help you sir"
There it stood, a 6 foot 8 258 pounds convict just released from prison and loved prison gangster slash thug slash gay bully thug sex.
The men stood over Mike and shouts slash roar at him " when I catch you, your fucking anal is mine..BITCH!"
Mike with all his might takes off as fast as he can. while the beast chased him, he cries and pisses himself fully fearful of this convict gay thug legally sent for him as his exercise.
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Originally Posted by Julius Rain
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag??
Ones white, made of plastic, and dangerous to small children.
The other is a plastic bag.
I see a new recruit for the Baggins Clan just arrived.
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Originally Posted by LEGION
wot are these bilbo jibes legion.
wot i done
Shiteater, whats the deal with the VD pulverizer under your av?
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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
dunt call me shitting eater
and i pulverise VD
Don't get nervous, shiteater... I'm kidding... kinda
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Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
ok pob u gud bloke
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Originally Posted by plopeaterQuote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
ok pob u gud bloke
What's up with the name... seriously
wot nameQuote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTONQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterQuote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
ok pob u gud bloke
What's up with the name... seriously
plopeater
1 night wehn drunk, fiend give me nutella on bread only it was plop, now namenick off friends
That was nice of your friend to nut on your bread:)
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Originally Posted by plopeater
Now theres a joke that needs to be repeated :rolleyes:
I think its Bilbo experimenting with a new comp or server.
whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves???
Christopher WALKEN
bedum tsssh
Speaking of Plop.......
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's Log :o
funny ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Doot
like it ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by CGM
Snap! I posted my suspicion it's Bilbo on another thread. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
guys jokes in ereQuote:
Originally Posted by SharlaSnap! I posted my suspicion it's Bilbo on another thread. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
i no bilbo
I respectfully disagree. No way could Bilbo be that big of a tard. Check your other thread you posted on btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by SharlaSnap! I posted my suspicion it's Bilbo on another thread. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Spelling this bad has to be fake and exaggerated. I still wouldn't put it past Bilbo. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterguys jokes in ereQuote:
Originally Posted by SharlaSnap! I posted my suspicion it's Bilbo on another thread. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
i no bilbo
plopeater is funny.I like his style..... hmmmmm. I especially like his sig.;D;D;DQuote:
Originally Posted by SharlaSpelling this bad has to be fake and exaggerated. I still wouldn't put it past Bilbo. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterguys jokes in ereQuote:
Originally Posted by Sharla
i no bilbo
go, plopeater, pulverize VD.....;D;D;D
i now at war with VD, he will b pulverised :DQuote:
Originally Posted by bruceleeplopeater is funny.I like his style..... hmmmmm. I especially like his sig.;D;D;DQuote:
Originally Posted by SharlaSpelling this bad has to be fake and exaggerated. I still wouldn't put it past Bilbo. ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeater
go, plopeater, pulverize VD.....;D;D;D
(you need to do the voices to get this one)
Darth Vader : "I know what your getting for Christmas, Luke"
Luke: "How ?"
Darth Vader: "I felt your presents"
Plopeater and another blowfly were sitting on a turd floating down the sewer his mate turns to plopeater and asks "hey you want to eat first or shall we get into the piss?"
he he uu make fun of me he heQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Shiteater... I think you should get a few more fights under your belt before you step up in class against VD. He's a battle tested warrior:cool::puncher:
who u recomend.Quote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
so far vd stay away, his cronies bad rep me, he is hidin behinf em
ugh ugh sayum mutchum err de wey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbeSG...eature=related
You fight POB first.....;D;D;DQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterwho u recomend.Quote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
so far vd stay away, his cronies bad rep me, he is hidin behinf em
He's a lightweight.
VD is a light heavy.
Brucelee is heavyweight champ.;D;D;D
http://www.cs.brown.edu/courses/cs02...s/canon/11.jpg
What does N.A.S.A. stand for?
need another seven astronauts
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Originally Posted by bruceleeYou fight POB first.....;D;D;DQuote:
Originally Posted by plopeaterwho u recomend.Quote:
Originally Posted by PRIDE OF BOSTON
so far vd stay away, his cronies bad rep me, he is hidin behinf em
He's a lightweight.
VD is a light heavy.
Brucelee is heavyweight chump.;D;D;D
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