Yes!!!!!!! Sob Is In Love With Me!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!

:happy0931sb4: SOB Loves Me!! :happy0931sb4: SOB Loves Me! :happy0931sb4:

Right now, I'm filled with such joy and happiness, that I feel like a young school girl with her first crush. :embarassed:

I just got home from my 2nd job, I did my work on Sergio's site, and then I logged on to here, to see what I have missed. Once I logged in, I see that I have a private message, immediately I assumed it was from my good friend Legion, since 95% of my pm's are from him. But to my utter surprise, it was from the one and only SOB.

Apparently, he was extremely impressed with my attempt to get some of you guys to stop giving him attention. I think he was turned on by the thought of me calling him an asswipe, and a pig. Right now, I'm wishing that I would have been a lot harsher, God knows how turned on he would have been if I called him something really nasty.

I read the Subject title, my heart started to flutter, and I started to feel a little flush. I opened the message, and I must say, I have never read something so amazingly beautiful in my life!!!!!

As I read the message, I begin to quiver with delight, and wonder, where has this man been all my life. I never read such eloquently written words. Words that pulsed through my body as though angels were speaking to me. I understood every sentence, for fear that I may lose the man of my dreams forever, if I could not comprehend such beauty.

Normally, I would NEVER, EVER reveal what anyone says to me in private, because keeping my word, and being trustworthy are extremely important to me, but I could not contain such wonder from all of you. I need to show all of you guys, how a real man speaks to, and charms a woman, so that you can learn from such a master of class.

So be still my beating heart, here is the message that I received from the man of my dreams.








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Can you believe this scumbag!!!!!

I can only imagine what his pillow talk to his wife is like.

Oh, here was my reply to him.



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So apparently, if I'm nice to you guys, you'll let me give you guys some "heard"? ;) ;D :lickish:

Wow, a misogynist redneck. You don't see that every day. Somebody needs to hit him with a brick.

:lolhaha:.....What a goatf!!ker Burger king is. Ive had some flings and tussles but Ive never had a ladie give me "heard" ??? Is that radio show a live call in show :scratchchin:.Im sure he'll answer the pay phone.

hmm..

maybe i have high standards, but normally i never really have the opportunity to "let a girl give me head".. i mean, normally i'm like SCORE this hot chick os giving me head..

if it was like, a fat girl, who was not so attractive, then maybe i'd "let her" give me head..

i don't know..

SOB, higher your standards or something..



yes, this was my contribution to this thread.. sorry diane. ;D

LMAO. It's now officially too late for all you eligible bachelors. Diane has officially been charmed!! ;D

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Originally Posted by Deanrw

LMAO. It's now officially too late for all you eligible bachelors. Diane has officially been charmed!! ;D

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:puke:

Only 93% of her pm's are from me:embarassed:



I've never had "heard" before; it must be some form of livestock felatio they do up there in Arkanass:LOLATYOU:

You tell him girly:cool: Don't worry Di'; we all got your back. I can't wait to see what Danny cooks up for him:lolhaha:

I was pretty stern on that thread too. He never had the decency to send me an abusive PM though. I feel utterly left out. :-\

But then again, I suppose I dont want him to fall in love with me or require me to be nice and give him "heard". ;D

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I was pretty stern on that thread too. He never had the decency to send me an abusive PM though. I feel utterly left out. :-\

But then again, I suppose I dont want him to fall in love with me or require me to be nice and give him "heard". ;D

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I'm disappointed as well. I've been arguing with him since he got here and I haven't received one threatening PM. At least Kid Thunder has the decency to challenge people to fights and threaten to drop them into a snake pit.

That guy is such a tool!!
I guess he beat me to Diane first :eek:

ohh well if it doesnt work between the 2 of u let me know as i'm not married yet. ;)

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I was pretty stern on that thread too. He never had the decency to send me an abusive PM though. I feel utterly left out. :-\

But then again, I suppose I dont want him to fall in love with me or require me to be nice and give him "heard". ;D

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I'm disappointed as well. I've been arguing with him since he got here and I haven't received one threatening PM. At least Kid Thunder has the decency to challenge people to fights and threaten to drop them into a snake pit.

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Exactly, Kid Thunder has it the right way. Be upfront and get it out into the open. Open up the snakepit!! :mad:;D

Should we be sending Lillies or a Dozen long stem Roses for thr special lady of SOB's heart?

I want some 'heard' :(
























































LMMMFAO

This is what I wake up to first thing in the morning?
You are all filthy fucking animals
Now were do I go for my heard?

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That guy is such a tool!!
I guess he beat me to Diane first :eek:

ohh well if it doesnt work between the 2 of u let me know as i'm not married yet. ;)

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I'm sure the honeymoon will be over once he gets my reply today. ;)

I'm giddy with anticipation, to see what words of beauty he will have for me, to try and win me back. ;D

So I'll let you know later on. We'll see if he can capture my heart again, if not, you're on. ;) ;D

SOB is all talk Diane dont worry about it.

SOB is an idiot he didn't even know the opponent that his guy Delray Raines, was fighting until i told him the correct name was Tarvis Simms. Instead of Travis Simms that just shows you how much he knows about the sport, and how much he cares for his fighters.

I wouldn't worry about it Diane he obviously has no respect for women, and is a disrespectful moron. Infact i have no idea why he is still on this forum, all he does is talk trash and try and promote himself and his fighters.

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SOB is all talk Diane dont worry about it.

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Oh hell, I'm not worried about it, that's why I'm having a good laugh about it!! ;D

Like I really care what that scumbag says about me. :rolleyes:

You guys know me, and what kind of a person I am, that's all I care about. :-*

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LMMMFAO

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SOB is all talk Diane dont worry about it.

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Oh hell, I'm not worried about it, that's why I'm having a good laugh about it!! ;D

Like I really care what that scumbag says about me. :rolleyes:

You guys know me, and what kind of a person I am, that's all I care about. :-*

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I tried to hit my wife up for some heard last night after that sexy letter SOB wrote you. She then reminded me we were married and heard is now only a special occasion thing.

I told her it was my birthday so many times this year alone. She is catching on :(





















;D

Well I'm totally gutted right now. :eek:

My beloved SOB replied to me, and I'm quite devastated that he didn't try harder to win my heart back.

I won't bother with waiting until I get home from work later to do a screen shot to post, because all he simply replied was.

"Gross! :-X"


Where's the magic? Where's the love? :eek:


















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Well since he told me that if I was nice to you guys, that you guys would let me give you "heard" right?

However, you guys have been so nice to me, what do I let you guys give me? :yay2::mwink:

A good "furck"? ;D

I tried to give myself heard last night but I'm not that limber:bawling:

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I tried to give myself heard last night but I'm not that limber:bawling:

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Even if you were limber enough, I thought you didn't have anything worth giving "heard" too? ;) ;D

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Well I'm totally gutted right now. :eek:

My beloved SOB replied to me, and I'm quite devastated that he didn't try harder to win my heart back.

I won't bother with waiting until I get home from work later to do a screen shot to post, because all he simply replied was.

"Gross! :-X"


Where's the magic? Where's the love? :eek:

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And what about the kids? If you two part ways, little sob jr and betty lou will be heart broken.. And what will you do with the twins when they arrive? :rolleyes:

Just when I thought all the work I had been putting in with Diane was gonna pay off any day, I fucken find this... :furious2:

Fuck! that... Diane I at least expect some "heard" from you... At the very least.

;D

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I tried to give myself heard last night but I'm not that limber:bawling:

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Even if you were limber enough, I thought you didn't have anything worth giving "heard" too? ;) ;D

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Thats what I 'Heard' as well .....;D;D

POS SOB is a primal example of sticking to Heard and not letting one's Maw & Paw go all the way on the blow up matress.

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Just when I thought all the work I had been putting in with Diane was gonna pay off any day, I fucken find this... :furious2:

Fuck! that... Diane I at least expect some "heard" from you... At the very least.

;D

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Ahhh sweetie, don't worry, with all the work you've put in, you qualify for the good "furck". ;D

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Originally Posted by CutMeMick

Just when I thought all the work I had been putting in with Diane was gonna pay off any day, I fucken find this... :furious2:

Fuck! that... Diane I at least expect some "heard" from you... At the very least.

;D

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Ahhh sweetie, don't worry, with all the work you've put in, you qualify for the good "furck". ;D

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Someday there'll be a pic of it in Mick's sig.

What is "heard and furck"?
























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