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I know a lot of you have seen this before (Or when they took place) but you can never get enough of Tyson speaking...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoa...eature=related
The best is at 4:00..."I broke my back!!".....
Actually I take thT BACK...tHE BEST IS WHEN HE CALLSA dON kING A SCUMBAG AND LEAVES kING SITTING IN THE CHAIR like a senile old man holding his flag
Lol i remember the i broke my back comment
what a retard....
wouldnt say that to his face tho:chick07mj8:
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Originally Posted by DaxxKahn
Tyson is the biggest cry baby in pro sports history.
Never heared anyody feel so sorry for them selves as him.
A bully and a loser.
I BROKE MY BACK ! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard from him.Quote:
Originally Posted by tysonbruno
Amazing, he was right though, our children's children will know who he was. Most people I know can't even name a heavyweight strap holder nowadays.
I love when he uses big words.
"I'll eat your asshole alive you faggot" "I'll fuck you in your ass up here in front of everybody" ...."I usually don't do interviews with female reporters unless I fornicate with them, so you should be quiet, unless you wanna....you know."
"I'll fuck you 'til you love me you faggot" - Tyson
That's my fav.
Followed by the famous Jim Grey interview... or so Jim thought it was an interview. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4l0ZyKmeNE
I don't know if eating children is the kind of glory Allah would appreciate.:rolleyes:
Some of that wasn't funny.. he went too far with the aggressive intimidation - although considering he is clearly half-insane it's understandable.
HIM giving the lap dancer a lap dance though cracked me up ;D
Talking to interview about Desiree Washington "I just hate [her] guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did [rape her] now. But now I really do want to rape her and her f****** mama"
"I wish one of your guys had children so I could kick them in their f***ing head or stomp them on their testicles. . ."
I love 6:33 mark too . . ."If you have a problem turn off your station"
You have to have video proof so here ya go. I really love the subtitles. :o There are too many gems in this video to transcribe my favorites. I don't think there has EVER been a more quotable figure in sports history. I challenge anyone that can be this . . .
YouTube - The Best of Mike Tyson's Ridiculous Quotes VERSION 2
Mike: "I broke my back."
Jim: "Oh, what do you mean? You broke a vertabrea or something?"
Mike: "No, Spinal."
"Ive been screwed over for most my money can i atleast get a blowjob"
LOL. Everyman needs one of those before he goes. hehe;D
Exactly. When he made these comments, if he was alone in a locked room with the person he was talking to - Mike would have literally killed them. That's no act and just because he happens to box, doesn't make him any less crazy. I don't know what it is, but I'd still pay to watch Mike fight. TYSON VS. KIMBO SLICE?? Where do I pay. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenster
I think the strangest part of this is that he was surround by "handlers" that couldn't handle him. They just collected a check and let him run wild. I think the only person ever in his life to control him was Cus D'Amato (and Robin Givens, but she had him doped up). . .
I remember when he was living down here in Maryland, he kicked one of my co-worker's poor old family members (no pun intended) in the balls after a traffic stop. Tyson: Settle Traffic Dispute, Tyson is trying to regain boxing license - CBS News Mike could kick me in the balls for a couple hundred grand any day.
When he did the "eat his children" and ended with "all praise be to Allah" Mohammed must have been cowering in his grave.
I always found this a bit confusing. Here you have a girl in lingerie visiting a guy's suite at late hours of the night. Champagne, lingerie, making out (even oral), etc. And then have Tyson accused of rape. That girl had the dollar signs in her eyes when she walked to that suite that night.Quote:
Talking to interview about Desiree Washington "I just hate [her] guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did [rape her] now. But now I really do want to rape her and her f****** mama"
Tyson was aggressive here but the interviewer was no innocent little boy either.Quote:
I love 6:33 mark too . . ."If you have a problem turn off your station"
One that made me laugh was in a press conference where hell broke loose and then he yells at a reporter that was taunting him "I'll f*ck you until you love me" HAHAHAHAHA!
Exactly! Heavyweight titles are passed around like a hot potato nowadays. We don't really have a dominating guy like Tyson when he was in his prime whipping out guys left and right.Quote:
Amazing, he was right though, our children's children will know who he was. Most people I know can't even name a heavyweight strap holder nowadays.
When Tyson Gets wordy in his Interviews, I think of that old "In living color" Damon waynes character.....Oswald Bates
"You see the prostitution of the constitution, has become inflamatory to the conjugation of procrastination in our great nation."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HebReKH82kE
Oh man I miss that show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7dPp...eature=related