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Vitali reveals secret remedy!
Tuesday, October 14 2008

Just when you thought you've heard everything. WBC heavyweight champion Vitali Klitschko has revealed his secret remedy for keeping his hands from swelling after fights. The champion told BILD he wraps his hands with Pampers soaked with the urine of his three-year-old son Max. "Children's urine is pure, without toxic substances and hardly smells. Little Max must make peepee for Dad," Klitschko is quoted as saying. "Some people even drink their own urine, however I don't." The champ added, "I also recommend the urine compress for Sam Peter. He could wind it around his head."

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Vitali reveals secret remedy!
Tuesday, October 14 2008

Just when you thought you've heard everything. WBC heavyweight champion Vitali Klitschko has revealed his secret remedy for keeping his hands from swelling after fights. The champion told BILD he wraps his hands with Pampers soaked with the urine of his three-year-old son Max. "Children's urine is pure, without toxic substances and hardly smells. Little Max must make peepee for Dad," Klitschko is quoted as saying. "Some people even drink their own urine, however I don't." The champ added, "I also recommend the urine compress for Sam Peter. He could wind it around his head."

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:headscratch: ??? :pis2: :cwm13: :throwup:

hey I wonder
if this really works
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Like... how do you even figure that out?

"I COULD take some anti-inflamatories and soak my hands in ice... But this urine looks gooooooood!"

That sounds like it's straight from the National Enquirer, right next to the Satan's face seen in smoke cloud article.

It's a Crack at Peter, Because he said Peter should wrap it around his swollen head....;D

hahahahah, i just read about this..

he DOES have a PhD.. correct? maybe he knows something we do not?!

Some baseball players do this too to toughen up their hands. Nasty.

I remember this guy who went on the Howard Stern show, this was like probably ten years ago, he was a urine drinker, for health reasons apparently. He went on the show with a shirt that said "urine good health"

Read what Dempsey used to put on his face and soak his hands in....that'll gross you out.

I think I'll stick with ice when dealing with swollen hands;D

Well I'll be honest I've read and heard a lot about stuff like this.

Like people peeing on their toes to cure fungus on their toe nails.

I've also read about people drinking their own urine...

Never read or heard about it being a anti-inflamotorie...

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Originally Posted by killersheep

That sounds like it's straight from the National Enquirer, right next to the Satan's face seen in smoke cloud article.

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And below BatBoy ;D

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He used to pee on a raw steak and wrap that around his hand but the meat would start to smell after a few hours and it was hard to eat with the meat gloves on....


p.s. I am joking

What a fuckin weirdo.

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Originally Posted by wesrman

What a fuckin weirdo.

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We already knew that when he admitted to getting up to queer stuff when he was younger

"experimenting " ;D

Maybe cause of the hight salt content, probably does the same thing as epson salt. strange he had to assure us that he doesnt drink it though...

After the Lewis fight he had his wife crap on his cut eye, it works wonders as a coagulant(sp?).

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excatly i dont know wat to say but ewwwwwwwwwww:-X

From Urea: - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"An ingredient in some hair conditioners, facial cleansers, bath oils, and lotions.
(...) A flame-proofing agent (commonly used in dry chemical fire extinguishers as Urea-potassium bicarbonate)
(...) An ingredient in many tooth whitening products
(...) A cream to soften the skin, especially cracked skin on the bottom of one's fee"

However, even if might work, it still sound mighty gross!

I am dissapointed he doesn't drink his urine.

He would be a true champ then ;D

Ok just read in the London papers (and Vitali is quoted as saying this) that Vitali wrapped his fists in his babies soiled nappies after the Peter fight to help reduce swelling;D
He claims his nan suggested it as.........
"The nappies hold the liquid and the swelling stays down."


That's just wrong surely;D
BBC SPORT | Boxing | Klitschko reveals wet nappy trick

Already under discussion

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Cheers for the heads up Killer;)
Merged.

Believe it or dont,I think Moises Alou used to pee on his hands to toughen them up.
I have no idea if the theraputic factor is legit or percieved,Im just saying this wouldnt be a new idea