David Haye, is he the biggest cock in boxing?

I've just sat through that awful 'This is David Haye' show broadcast by Setanta a couple nights ago.

It's a half hour interview between Haye and sycophantic, fawning Steve Bunce whilst they walk through the parks of London or some shit.

Anyway it was clearly Haye in his element, doing what he loves to do best, i.e talk about himself and tell us how amazing he is.

You start watching it and after about 3 minutes you start to think 'My God, could this guy make himself sound any more unlikeable if he tried?', and amazingly he does! He rises to the challenge again and again and by the time the 30 minutes is up you are literally screaming at your monitor screen for Monte Barret to knock him out :mad:


Who is with me on this? Are there any other Brits who for tonight only wish to become honouary American's and cheer on our newly adopted favourite fighter Monte 'Two Guns' Barrett to victory over Britain's most arrogant and narcisstic man?

He's like Lord Flashheart from Black Adder, who arrives uninvited and then announces 'Ok let's talk about me until the cows come home'.


I've got everything crossed tonight that he gets KO'd in humiliating fashion. :mad:

Haye is a dick

I like him as a boxer and want him to do well cause he is a British heavyweight fighter with an exciting style how often do we get to say that.

Having said that I have a tenner on Barret sparking the chinny cunt in round 1 at 66/1

Go Barrret Go !!!

The more he builds himself up the farther he's going to fall when he loses....granted it won't be to Barrett but he WILL lose and sooner than expected

He does love himself a bit. On the Bunce show the other day he kept going on about how good he was, that he now moves like Tyson and is the quickest thing ever, apparently it scares him how good he is, knob.
Problem is with the weak Heavy division he might actualy do quite well. We'll see when he comes up against a decent big heavy weight who can punch.

Just heard on Setanta that if he loses/gets KO'd tonight, he's going to retire. C'mon Monte!!

Yeah, he is pretty arrogant. It was maybe a year ago or so that I sent him an email on how to increase his punching power and he didn't even say thanks. Prick.

....I wonder how many Brits will be celebrating behind closed doors when Wladimir demolishes David Haye....it will be more than want to admit it

Just don't tell us what you plan on doing behind closed doors if your idol beats Haye... :-X;)

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Originally Posted by Von Milash

Yeah, he is pretty arrogant. It was maybe a year ago or so that I sent him an email on how to increase his punching power and he didn't even say thanks. Prick.

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Sorry but are you being serious with this comment ? why would he need some unknown to tell him how to increase his punching power ? he's professional boxer i think he knows what he's doing. And i think he's been doing alright so far he has an almost 100 percent KO record.

As for Bilbo yes i hate his attitude but i do like watching him inside the ring, so i'll be rooting for him all the way. We need an exciting Heavyweight like David Haye at the moment, to spice up the Heavyweight division.

I somehow had gotten on the mailing list for Hayes "Newsletter" and each time it would be nothing but telling everyone how great he is...Nothing about his plans or what is in store for the future just how great he is and degrading his future opp...In one newsletter he wrote..

"I am Britain's biggest star, I will be known as their greatest fighter of all time, right now I am one of the best the nation has ever produced. I only wish I had been able to start out sooner and rid of of the embaressment called Lennox Lewis"

The guy is a tool

I thought Joe Calzaghe and his dad had this area covered?;);D

10inches I heard

Re: David Haye, is he the biggest cock in boxing?

No, i heard Oscar's bigger.

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LOL;D 10 inch of dangling death

Who the hell cares... The man is pure excitement and was the universally recognized linear Cruiserweight Champ, not some title holder... He knocks people out, with speed, power and athleticism.. The fact that he rambles on about how great he is, I attribute to him being a model and a penchant for the nightlife and ladies.. I cant help when I look at this to think back to all Bilbo's venom toward Haye and his self admitted jealousy for Hayes looks, money etc..

I for one rather see a guy like that who does things in spectacular fashion, than a friggin robot who puts you to sleep with constant pawing, clinching and tentative movements.. Those arent the qualities I desire for Boxing's historically rich division Champion.

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Originally Posted by JT Rock

Who the hell cares... The man is pure excitement and was the universally recognized linear Cruiserweight Champ, not some title holder... He knocks people out, with speed, power and athleticism.. The fact that he rambles on about how great he is, I attribute to him being a model and a penchant for the nightlife and ladies.. I cant help when I look at this to think back to all Bilbo's venom toward Haye and his self admitted jealousy for Hayes looks, money etc..

I for one rather see a guy like that who does things in spectacular fashion, than a friggin robot who puts you to sleep with constant pawing, clinching and tentative movements.. Those arent the qualities I desire for Boxing's historically rich division.

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You're completely wrong here JT. Now a robotic, emotionless, boring Russian with a Terminator style voice, now him I can get behind, he can be a badass but still not inspire jealously amongst lesser men, but Haye I just can't stand. Not only is he blessed with ridiculous levels of 'buffness' but he's Britain's best dressed man, a smash hit with the ladies and one of boxing's biggest talent's.

Now I could accept all of this if he was humble, or if he was cursed by God with a stupid voice a la David Beckham but Haye has seemingly been blessed with every attribute and does not have any embarrassing cross to bear. So when comes on tv and just talks about how mighty he is, and how glorious, he's basically just kicking sand in the faces of all us little guys.

I have never wanted a fighter to get more of a beatdown than I have David Haye. I hate everything about him, I hate what he stands for, I just hate him.

Call it the jealous rantings of a sad and petty man if you like but right now my little black heart is beating to the beat of the Two Gun salute and I will positively cackle and rub my hands together with evil glee if Haye gets sparked later tonight.

Come on God of the Hobbit's and little folk, please smite David Haye!

Haye has been lucky that his last few opponents have had questionable chins, theres no doubt he has a bit of power but the Thompson fight tells everyone his power isnt all that its made out to be.

Against Thompson, before he tired, he was bouncing shots of Carls head and Carl was still standing, even an ex middleweight had enough power to deck a much fresher version of Thompson a couple of times.

Barrett is no great shakes but he does know his way around a ring, he may come prepared for Davids idiotic onslaught, he will cover and counter and after a few rounds I see David tiring from his effort to impress and Monte stopping him around the 4th.

I could also see a 1st round KO for either fighter.

Haye doesnt belong in the heavyweight division, only fighters who have good defence and decent chins will do well moving up in to any weight, David posseses neither of these, his chin and stamina are liabilities.

Dont expect too much from Barrett either, Couser banged him out in 2 just a year ago;D

David is in for a rude awakening and some deserved embarrassment, all the shite everyone has had to listen to from him, cancelled fights and press conferences to announce nothing, Haye is ruining his own career with the help of boxing svengali wannabe Booth.

Booth is the idiot that trained Haye for the Thompson fight;D

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Originally Posted by JT Rock

Who the hell cares... The man is pure excitement and was the universally recognized linear Cruiserweight Champ, not some title holder... He knocks people out, with speed, power and athleticism.. The fact that he rambles on about how great he is, I attribute to him being a model and a penchant for the nightlife and ladies.. I cant help when I look at this to think back to all Bilbo's venom toward Haye and his self admitted jealousy for Hayes looks, money etc..

I for one rather see a guy like that who does things in spectacular fashion, than a friggin robot who puts you to sleep with constant pawing, clinching and tentative movements.. Those arent the qualities I desire for Boxing's historically rich division.

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You're completely wrong here JT. Now a robotic, emotionless, boring Russian with a Terminator style voice, now him I can get behind, he can be a badass but still not inspire jealously amongst lesser men, but Haye I just can't stand. Not only is he blessed with ridiculous levels of 'buffness' but he's Britain's best dressed man, a smash hit with the ladies and one of boxing's biggest talent's.

Now I could accept all of this if he was humble, or if he was cursed by God with a stupid voice a la David Beckham but Haye has seemingly been blessed with every attribute and does not have any embarrassing cross to bear. So when comes on tv and just talks about how mighty he is, and how glorious, he's basically just kicking sand in the faces of all us little guys.

I have never wanted a fighter to get more of a beatdown than I have David Haye. I hate everything about him, I hate what he stands for, I just hate him.

Call it the jealous rantings of a sad and petty man if you like but right now my little black heart is beating to the beat of the Two Gun salute and I will positively cackle and rub my hands together with evil glee if Haye gets sparked later tonight.

Come on God of the Hobbit's and little folk, please smite David Haye!

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LOL!! like I sent you in the rep comment, your a handful now.. I couldnt imagine you with all Hayes looks, money, woman, fame.. You would be the most unbearable human walking the face of the earth:p

Have you actually asked a woman whether or not they think hes good looking?

I have and the general answer is "if you cut his head off".

The bloke not only thinks hes gonna be a hit at heavyweght but that he has charisma and good looks, im surprised he cant smell his own bullshiit with those massive nostrils;D

Not at all.

I love everything about him. He's flash, brash, cocky and backs up all his talk in the ring.

I had the priviledge to meet him and get a pic and signed glove and he was a great guy, answered all my questions and took time for fans.

You really want to see Dr Slap and his lame ass brother at the top for the next few years ? No way. Haye is the man to bring back the excitement in the heavyweight division today.

Great power, great speed and a dodgy chin. It has excitement written all over.

I have no doubt that he will KO everyone along his heavyweight journey.

A great guy for the sport.

BTW Bilbo is just jealous because Haye has flocks of hot chicks begging to have sex with him, unlike himself.

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Originally Posted by ross

Have you actually asked a woman whether or not they think hes good looking?

I have and the general answer is "if you cut his head off".

The bloke not only thinks hes gonna be a hit at heavyweght but that he has charisma and good looks, im surprised he cant smell his own bullshiit with those massive nostrils;D

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Go on his myspace and read the pic comments.

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Not at all.

I love everything about him. He's flash, brash, cocky and backs up all his talk in the ring.

I had the priviledge to meet him and get a pic and signed glove and he was a great guy, answered all my questions and took time for fans.

You really want to see Dr Slap and his lame ass brother at the top for the next few years ? No way. Haye is the man to bring back the excitement in the heavyweight division today.

Great power, great speed and a dodgy chin. It has excitement written all over.

I have no doubt that he will KO everyone along his heavyweight journey.

A great guy for the sport.

BTW Bilbo is just jealous because Haye has flocks of hot chicks begging to have sex with him, unlike himself.

:)

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LOL.

he may be cocky but he will be good for the division, which it needs really really badly. i like Haye (no homo) he shows good speed, power, and doesnt look out of shape like some HW fighters. the only things that concerns me is his chin.

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Not at all.



You really want to see Dr Slap and his lame ass brother at the top for the next few years ? No way. Haye is the man to bring back the excitement in the heavyweight division today.

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I agreed with 99% of what you said,except for Vitali there is nothing wrong with him except for his injuries, a rough and tumble guy who isint afraid to fight, has an iron chin, never been knocked down and has an incredible Ko%

I have no qualms about Vitali being Undisputed heavyweight champ, he was the rightful heir after Lewis and frankly barring his injuries I cant see anyone that could have beat him even to this day

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Originally Posted by sonny78

Haye is a dick

I like him as a boxer and want him to do well cause he is a British heavyweight fighter with an exciting style how often do we get to say that.

Having said that I have a tenner on Barret sparking the chinny cunt in round 1 at 66/1

Go Barrret Go !!!

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I've met Haye and he's not a dick. He's a top bloke. He may not come across that well on telly, but he did when I met him.

Re bet - I've got Barrett in 3. 50-1

The bookies have got this one wrong imo. A bloke with a suspect chin, moving up to heavyweight.........

5-1 about the knockout for Barrett. Haye is about 1-7. Ridiculous odds.

Having said that, I want Haye to win!

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Originally Posted by Von Milash

Yeah, he is pretty arrogant. It was maybe a year ago or so that I sent him an email on how to increase his punching power and he didn't even say thanks. Prick.

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Sorry but are you being serious with this comment ? why would he need some unknown to tell him how to increase his punching power ? he's professional boxer i think he knows what he's doing. .

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Don't feel bad Von. I sent him an e-mail too, telling him to shut his damn mouth and just fight. Apparantly that meant nothing to him also. :(

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Originally Posted by ross

Haye has been lucky that his last few opponents have had questionable chins, theres no doubt he has a bit of power but the Thompson fight tells everyone his power isnt all that its made out to be.

Against Thompson, before he tired, he was bouncing shots of Carls head and Carl was still standing, even an ex middleweight had enough power to deck a much fresher version of Thompson a couple of times.

Barrett is no great shakes but he does know his way around a ring, he may come prepared for Davids idiotic onslaught, he will cover and counter and after a few rounds I see David tiring from his effort to impress and Monte stopping him around the 4th.

I could also see a 1st round KO for either fighter.

Haye doesnt belong in the heavyweight division, only fighters who have good defence and decent chins will do well moving up in to any weight, David posseses neither of these, his chin and stamina are liabilities.

Dont expect too much from Barrett either, Couser banged him out in 2 just a year ago;D

David is in for a rude awakening and some deserved embarrassment, all the shite everyone has had to listen to from him, cancelled fights and press conferences to announce nothing, Haye is ruining his own career with the help of boxing svengali wannabe Booth.

Booth is the idiot that trained Haye for the Thompson fight;D

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Idiotic Onslaught? Have you seen him fight lately. He doesn't fight like Briggs did against Lennox. The man fights in a calm controlled manner waiting to pounce.

As for Thompson taking the punches of an 11 fight novice then Yes he did but lets remember that Thompson is well known for his toughness, durability and chin and Haye simply took that fight to early.

I'm fairly sure Haye hits harder now than he did in his 11th fight and he certainly picks his punches better.

As Tyson once said "Its the punches you don't see that cause the most damage". Haye has power and speed - great combination.

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Originally Posted by sonny78

Haye is a dick

I like him as a boxer and want him to do well cause he is a British heavyweight fighter with an exciting style how often do we get to say that.

Having said that I have a tenner on Barret sparking the chinny cunt in round 1 at 66/1

Go Barrret Go !!!

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I've met Haye and he's not a dick. He's a top bloke. He may not come across that well on telly, but he did when I met him.

Re bet - I've got Barrett in 3. 50-1

The bookies have got this one wrong imo. A bloke with a suspect chin, moving up to heavyweight.........

5-1 about the knockout for Barrett. Haye is about 1-7. Ridiculous odds.

Having said that, I want Haye to win!

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I can believe that...Many guys who are arrogant on TV or in print are decent fellows in person

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Originally Posted by ross

Haye has been lucky that his last few opponents have had questionable chins, theres no doubt he has a bit of power but the Thompson fight tells everyone his power isnt all that its made out to be.

Against Thompson, before he tired, he was bouncing shots of Carls head and Carl was still standing, even an ex middleweight had enough power to deck a much fresher version of Thompson a couple of times.

Barrett is no great shakes but he does know his way around a ring, he may come prepared for Davids idiotic onslaught, he will cover and counter and after a few rounds I see David tiring from his effort to impress and Monte stopping him around the 4th.

I could also see a 1st round KO for either fighter.

Haye doesnt belong in the heavyweight division, only fighters who have good defence and decent chins will do well moving up in to any weight, David posseses neither of these, his chin and stamina are liabilities.

Dont expect too much from Barrett either, Couser banged him out in 2 just a year ago;D

David is in for a rude awakening and some deserved embarrassment, all the shite everyone has had to listen to from him, cancelled fights and press conferences to announce nothing, Haye is ruining his own career with the help of boxing svengali wannabe Booth.

Booth is the idiot that trained Haye for the Thompson fight;D

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Idiotic Onslaught? Have you seen him fight lately. He doesn't fight like Briggs did against Lennox. The man fights in a calm controlled manner waiting to pounce.

As for Thompson taking the punches of an 11 fight novice then Yes he did but lets remember that Thompson is well known for his toughness, durability and chin and Haye simply took that fight to early.

I'm fairly sure Haye hits harder now than he did in his 11th fight and he certainly picks his punches better.

As Tyson once said "Its the punches you don't see that cause the most damage". Haye has power and speed - great combination.

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HAYE-THOMPSON WAS A CLOSET CLASSIC. THOMPSON WAS TEAK TOUGH AND HAYE LEARNED FROM THAT FIGHT. NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT TO LOSING CARL--ASK EUBANKS.

Difference is that Eubank fought Thompson after moving up 2 weights and while Carl was champion and 6 years before he battered Haye;D