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I wouldn't say I'm hideous by any means, but I don't typically get 'vibes' from women. Not a big deal considering I'm married, but it's always nice when someone's looking at you 'that way', if you know what I mean. The last time I can recall getting a look from was some guy working in Taco Bell back in the late 90s. My wife was ready to throttle the guy, but I just felt really awkward and embarrassed. This Sunday I was headed home and stopped by Walmart to grab a couple groceries. This particular Walmart didn't have a full grocery section and once I realized I started to head out. Right as I was passing through the checkout lanes I saw 2 women, one tall and one short and squat. I immediately saw the short one was looking at me, but I didn't think anything of it. I looked again and realized she was staring at me. The only reason I really saw her was because of how intently she was looking. She was dark-skinned, squat, about 5'2 or 5'3, 160-170lbs and fugly. The only thing I liked was her skintone. Needless to say I kept trucking. Not that I would have done anything if she'd been hot, but I would have been more receptive to the stare. If I get that kind of attention once every ten years I can do without it if this pattern keeps up. I don't need ugly chicks and dudes giving me the eyeball.

meh
I say take it and go with it,I got a face only my wife and mother can recognize,I never get the look anymore,my nose has been busted too many times.
Just enjoy that anyones looking at you like that

Yea nothing wrong with it even if you are with someone, im engaged to my girl. But when a girl smiles at me i sometimes smile back, or i even go up to a girl and make small convo. I don't see there is anything wrong with it to be honest.

I go out with a cane and when there are too many of them women trying to jump all over me and pulling at my clothes, I just beat them away with the old stick. Works every time. You've got to protect yourself!! :rolleyes:

i love gettin the "look" i lets me know im still pretty :D. but when your around your girlfriend it sturs up trouble. well for me it does.

I think I got hit on by a gay dude at my work the other night too, Sunday night. I also think he was tweaked out on meth or something no lie because he was HELLA weird. Just came in and ordered 1.99 worth of stuff and then game me 2.25 to cover the tip. But when I gave him change he tried to grab my hand and I just pulled back and let the quarters fall on the table lol. Seriously that's bullshit.

As for the last time I got the look was probably last night at the mll these little 14 year olds maybe younger. Walked by and one said hi like little girls do and then I just kept looking straight forward and said hi and kept walking. Then they got on the escalator behind me, stupid little girls. Don't they know that if they looked about 2 years older I could do something felonious to them?

I'm pretty sure both of the mail delivery girls want to get to know LEGION on a more personal level, like a stamp wants to know an envelope:woot22: One of them is pretty damn hot, the other used to be but still worth prodding I suppose if Lonely Legion was so inclined:p

I also got the look from a lady yesterday, I know she wanted some LEGION love though she had to be at least 75-80 years old.....I transcend all generations what can I say? I actually think she was trying to figure out why I had paintings on my head but I think that old hoonanny got worked up a bit:bag:

Dude, look at it this way...ugly chics give head like they are trying to save the planet or rainforest or something. You got flirted with by the best BJ of your life!

I dunno. That's all I got...:headscratch:

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Originally Posted by amat

I think I got hit on by a gay dude at my work the other night too, Sunday night. I also think he was tweaked out on meth or something no lie because he was HELLA weird. Just came in and ordered 1.99 worth of stuff and then game me 2.25 to cover the tip. But when I gave him change he tried to grab my hand and I just pulled back and let the quarters fall on the table lol. Seriously that's bullshit.

As for the last time I got the look was probably last night at the mll these little 14 year olds maybe younger. Walked by and one said hi like little girls do and then I just kept looking straight forward and said hi and kept walking. Then they got on the escalator behind me, stupid little girls. Don't they know that if they looked about 2 years older I could do something felonious to them?

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What the hell do you work as ?

Please don't say McDonalds :LOLATYOU:

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Originally Posted by LEGION

I'm pretty sure both of the mail delivery girls want to get to know LEGION on a more personal level, like a stamp wants to know an envelope:woot22: One of them is pretty damn hot, the other used to be but still worth prodding I suppose if Lonely Legion was so inclined:p

I also got the look from a lady yesterday, I know she wanted some LEGION love though she had to be at least 75-80 years old.....I transcend all generations what can I say? I actually think she was trying to figure out why I had paintings on my head but I think that old hoonanny got worked up a bit:bag:

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:LOLATYOU: Doesn't every girl look at you for that sole reason.

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Originally Posted by LEGION

I'm pretty sure both of the mail delivery girls want to get to know LEGION on a more personal level, like a stamp wants to know an envelope:woot22: One of them is pretty damn hot, the other used to be but still worth prodding I suppose if Lonely Legion was so inclined:p

I also got the look from a lady yesterday, I know she wanted some LEGION love though she had to be at least 75-80 years old.....I transcend all generations what can I say? I actually think she was trying to figure out why I had paintings on my head but I think that old hoonanny got worked up a bit:bag:

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Boy, you get easily excited about anything these days don't you? ;) ;D

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Originally Posted by LEGION

I'm pretty sure both of the mail delivery girls want to get to know LEGION on a more personal level, like a stamp wants to know an envelope:woot22: One of them is pretty damn hot, the other used to be but still worth prodding I suppose if Lonely Legion was so inclined:p

I also got the look from a lady yesterday, I know she wanted some LEGION love though she had to be at least 75-80 years old.....I transcend all generations what can I say? I actually think she was trying to figure out why I had paintings on my head but I think that old hoonanny got worked up a bit:bag:

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Boy, you get easily excited about anything these days don't you? ;) ;D

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Sad but true......speaking of which I was so worked up the other night I contemplated sticking my c#ck inside the wall socket:spunk::shocking:

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Originally Posted by Violent Ds Next Baby Mama

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Originally Posted by LEGION

I'm pretty sure both of the mail delivery girls want to get to know LEGION on a more personal level, like a stamp wants to know an envelope:woot22: One of them is pretty damn hot, the other used to be but still worth prodding I suppose if Lonely Legion was so inclined:p

I also got the look from a lady yesterday, I know she wanted some LEGION love though she had to be at least 75-80 years old.....I transcend all generations what can I say? I actually think she was trying to figure out why I had paintings on my head but I think that old hoonanny got worked up a bit:bag:

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Boy, you get easily excited about anything these days don't you? ;) ;D

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Sad but true......speaking of which I was so worked up the other night I contemplated sticking my c#ck inside the wall socket:spunk::shocking:

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You are a twisted fuk. ;D

I guess you don't need you Cialis anymore? :lolhaha:

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Originally Posted by amat

I think I got hit on by a gay dude at my work the other night too, Sunday night. I also think he was tweaked out on meth or something no lie because he was HELLA weird. Just came in and ordered 1.99 worth of stuff and then game me 2.25 to cover the tip. But when I gave him change he tried to grab my hand and I just pulled back and let the quarters fall on the table lol. Seriously that's bullshit.

As for the last time I got the look was probably last night at the mll these little 14 year olds maybe younger. Walked by and one said hi like little girls do and then I just kept looking straight forward and said hi and kept walking. Then they got on the escalator behind me, stupid little girls. Don't they know that if they looked about 2 years older I could do something felonious to them?

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i think i got hit on by a gay guy too once i think:confused: its kinda hard to tell since ur not use to it and im not use to it either it just never happens to me except for that one time i guess.

and i hate the young girls these days because they dont look young. i almost hit on this 15 yr old my cousin rolled in with at first i was just messin with her and then later my cousin told me she was 15 but she looked like she was 18 or even 20. i was upset, but she was pretty for a 15 yr old i guess :-X

You homophobes that believe gay guys are hitting on you.. you're noticing it for a reason.

Mutual feelings. Fact.

Hope this helps.

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Originally Posted by Fenster

You homophobes that believe gay guys are hitting on you.. you're noticing it for a reason.

Mutual feelings. Fact.

Hope this helps.

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^^ I'm pretty sure Fenster just hit on me here. :scratchchin:

A year or so ago i worked at the local woolworths, i quit and went to the job im now at. Just after i left alot of not too bad chicks got hired and i was like shit! why couldnt they have been there when i was there. Anyway after me and my ex broke up i started taking more notice of them when i was in there and there was this one chick...shed be barely 18. She would always smile at me and id catch her looking at me when ever id turn around. So I thought thats cool but i aint making a move on another chick whos still finishing school, learnt my lesson from my ex. Theyre too immature.

Now theyve hired more chicks and im getting all smiles and looks from them...im a check out chick magnet hahaha ...could be possibly that one chick that works there (her face aint bad, body sucks lol ) managed to get a couple of kisses off me when i was drunk at the pub one night. Next thing i heard shes going around telling everyone I was the best shes had ( i never slept with her lol) and that im a really good kisser (it was pretty much forced, i turned around and then BAM!) lol ;D Small towns, they make or break you lol ;D