Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg


Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with. :magnify:

I would imagine that some women have seen enough manhoods that they can tell at a glance how big one is, without needing a measuring device. Not that I'm thinking of any woman in particular, of course. ;)

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow :LOLATYOU:

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow :LOLATYOU:

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:lol: ;D

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

hahaha ok Dizazter if you don't air out who inquired into your technique then you are officially as gay as Bilbo.

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I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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that deserves a gay click :gay-as-steelie:

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hahaha ok Dizazter if you don't air out who inquired into your technique then you are officially as gay as Bilbo.

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As gay as Bilbo is one thing, but the 2 people who PM'd me saying that they weren't interested in hearing about the technique, they just wanted a picture of my sausage, well they are certainly more gayer than the both of us....

However they both requested I not let others know their names..

Like it matters
I run a boxing gym,have an 8 year old son,and no interior locks on any of the doors,and Im married so only one woman gets to see it anyway.
Even when I get to use it,the woman whose seeing it has been seeing it for 16 years now,and has ceased to be impressed with its size.
Of course if I die suddenly,I pity the hell out of anyone she dates after the funeral;D

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I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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Ahahaha absolute classic ,you could of just left it there, ;D.

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Originally Posted by Dizaster

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

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I have to hear this ;D.

These are about 13cm too small for me.

http://i43.tinypic.com/dexvz4.jpg

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I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

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I have to hear this ;D.

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http://chicagolandgolf.com/blog1/wp-...ob-174x201.jpg

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I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

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I have to hear this ;D.

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http://chicagolandgolf.com/blog1/wp-...ob-174x201.jpg

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You know how they do series of commercials for a product. And you think the first one or two is kind of funny. And then they grind that campaign in to the dirt so hard you want to grind the lead character of the campaign in to a meat grinder,or if a meat grinder isnt available a chipper spreader?

Bob should avoid my house,unless he wants to help me recreate a scene from Fargo.
And in this case its a double piss me off,theyve done 5 billion Bob commercials,so its lost all humor appeal,and its a product,I dont need,so I'll never use. And to make it a triple whammy, its about a bodily function.
It would be like a 3 year overdone commercial campaign for preparation h

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I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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7 and 5/16 LOL there's accuracy for you. Probably slightly longer than average, but my guess it's probably really skinny. heh.

I have a special doctor made sling I have to wear to carry my dick around just to be able to walk, that is suspended from the moon...cuz it's freakin HUGE.

I was going to take a picture of mine for the thread, but my digital camera only has 64 megabytes of memory.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Probably slightly longer than average, but my guess it's probably really skinny. heh.

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If I'm reading your comment correctly that means you were thinking about the thickness of my dick... :-\
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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Probably slightly longer than average, but my guess it's probably really skinny. heh.

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If I'm reading your comment correctly that means you were thinking about the thickness of my dick... :-\
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LOL It sounds that way don't it, but no, not really. Good answer though. ;D

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

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Gee,has this site gone mad?!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:


Metric or Imperial measurements?:-\lol


I've had no complaints......from my right hand:-X

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even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow :LOLATYOU:

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So you met kel's mom, huh?

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

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:lol:

btw he meant soft, measuring when erect is just plain bragging.

Been told Im like a coke Can...minus the metalic after taste and high fructose corn syrup:-X

It only goes up to 25 cm, no use at all.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

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btw he meant soft, measuring when erect is just plain bragging.

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If it's 7 inches long soft then he should be in porn.

According to Wikipedia the average erect penis is only a little over 5 inches with the average flacid around 3.5 inches.

Of course my measurments are about the same as Mick's I'm just saying :embarassed:

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-conten...0/MSWI0633.JPG

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Prove it!! :camera:

;D

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Prove it!! :camera:

;D

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In private with Diane of course... I do not want to open this thread and see Mick's hairy monster in all it's glory

mick and diane are going to date?

Did Mick really just give exact measurements to his dick size? I just quoted it but if so, god damn. Glass house mick god damn, you've given Bilbo's mind reason to wander. Disgusting.

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Did Mick really just give exact measurements to his dick size? I just quoted it but if so, god damn. Glass house mick god damn, you've given Bilbo's mind reason to wander. Disgusting.

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Mick's Mexican I like Thai

Diane you have to be more specific how will guys like SEANIE and MOONO KNOW which dick you want to know the size of ,the one in his pants or the one hanging from his forehead ;D

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Diane you have to be more specific how will guys like SEANIE and MOONO KNOW which dick you want to know the size of ,the one in his pants or the one hanging from his forehead ;D

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Well if he meant the one on his head he was a fool to brag with you and Preme on the forum. Preme especially has a trunk so long he can literally blow his own trumpet.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Somebody please shoot me for asking but is this erect or soft?

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So let me get this straight both CGM & Bilbo are thinking about my dick... ??? WTF?

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Been told Im like a coke Can...minus the metalic after taste and high fructose corn syrup:-X

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If it's 7 inches long soft then he should be in porn.

According to Wikipedia the average erect penis is only a little over 5 inches with the average flacid around 3.5 inches.

Of course my measurments are about the same as Mick's I'm just saying :embarassed:

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Well Bilbs like I said, length means nothing if you don't know how to use it.
;)

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

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I've had girls measure it before...

7-5/16" from the top part
7-1/8" from underneath

No shame on my part and I agree it means nothing if you don't know how to use it... ;)

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Prove it!! :camera:

;D

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What would you like video or pictures? ;)

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What would you like video or pictures? ;)

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safe to say that if anyone posts "themselves" on here, i will probably never post again, so please don't hah..

this is by far the dumbest product i have seen.. i mean, what is a girl going to see what you measure up to before she lets you do her? cmon..

besides all of that, i've read online that guys are the only people who care about size and that girls really don't even care (assuming that you're above, i do'nt know, 3 inches?) Considering a girl is only about 4 inches deep, on average, girls have told me that it really doesn't matter and that you can obviously tell the difference but if you're bigger than average that it's actually uncomfortable..

Moot point there Mick,Ill only say Im bigger then you,and it still takes direction and aim,most of John Holmes partners said he sucked in the sack,and even worse Ron Jeremy's partners often describe him like having sex in a dumpster.
And before anyone thinks Im bragging,in all honesty,Im 6'5",it would look like a babies if it was smaller,its only proportional

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besides all of that, i've read online that guys are the only people who care about size and that girls really don't even care (assuming that you're above, i do'nt know, 3 inches?) Considering a girl is only about 4 inches deep, on average, girls have told me that it really doesn't matter and that you can obviously tell the difference but if you're bigger than average that it's actually uncomfortable..

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That is very true and I learned this from when I 1st became sexually active. I would just stick it in and start fucking like a Jack Rabbit, there was no stopping me. Often girls would complain either during or after sex and not complain like in a good way. It was complaining in a pain not good way. For some time it messed me up cause I really didn't know how to do it so that it didn't hurt them.
As I got older and more active I learned what I needed to do and how I needed to do it. I def. agree with you on everything you said.