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Blokes been keeping me entertained for many a boring evening now and is completely ruthless in destroying his lesser counterparts.
Very rare i come across someone i have a mutual appreciation of but bilbo is that and deserves a round of applause :appl:
And before any of you ask whether im gay for bilbo.....................a tiny bit yes
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bilbo is a LEGEND.
his the coolest guy you dont want to meet cause in real life the stuff he talks about will straight creep you out ;D
"doode i wacked off twice already today"
"keep that to yourself bilbo"
"oh and just now, when I used your bathroom"
"wtf bilbo!" ;D
lol thanks guys, actually I do try and reign my weirdness in a little in the real world. I have to put up a facade of restraint.
When I'm on here I can be myself though and let my eccentricities run riot.
Thanks for creating this thread Hammer, just knowing that Amat will see it and that it will annoy him has made my day :)
This is certain to go well.
Come on Josh you can't come in here and just make that comment and leave, where's my plaudits?Quote:
Originally Posted by CFH
Dude has singlehandedly redefined the saturday morning cartoon genre for me.
What the hell. All Bilbo does is whine unoriginally about shit and then whine even more whenever we call him on it.
Remember this is the same guy who did not like lightweight boxers.
Amat get in here.
gay called and said this is a bit over the top
If Bilbo gets much rep out of this I will have to start neg repping him, its nothing personal really, just principles.
I also didn't know that Bilbo used his other log-in name for such obvious shit as this.
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Originally Posted by boozeboxer
HAHAHAHA, what a great theory Booze.. reps if i can.
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Originally Posted by OumaFan
I understand Ouma, it's the Saddo way, although no real reps to report yet.
In fact I may actually fare badly out of this as Amat will doubtless see it as his duty to chastise me with neg reps for the forseeable future for being the recipiant of such lavish peer praise.
I won't mind of course, Amat prefers Batman to girls so anything that nerdy 'I'm above masturbation' sci fi geek does is fine by me :)
To be fair though all you do is whine unoriginally about the shit I whine about which means you play second fiddle to my 'Lady Tenent' Stradivari :nopity:Quote:
Originally Posted by boozeboxer
What can I say ?
We've had out differences in the past. David Haye has often come between us. But I don't mind the hobbit guy really.
I know how much you want to substitute 'between' with 'inside' :DQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
You're one of my faves Lefty, with Legion gone your the only person left worth antagonising.
I'm a clever scouser. I've tried for you to do a magic one liner such as "Lefty's face is on the yes for abortion posters". But you ain't responding. Ah well. I guess I'm just gonna go join the neighbours in trying to start this stolen car.Quote:
Originally Posted by BilboI know how much you want to substitute 'between' with 'inside' :DQuote:
Originally Posted by leftylee
You're one of my faves Lefty, with Legion gone your the only person left worth antagonising.
Great, now I have 2 threads to neg rep bilbo for.
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Originally Posted by amat
I don't know, what would Mac do? Would he really waste his precious 'cool' time spreading rep around just so he could neg rep some loser on a forum?
I bet he's he's shaking his head in his grave Amat, as well as probably jacking off.
Fuck yeah Bilbo you obviously don't know Mac Dre that dude thought everything was funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPwZk63P0BA
remote control boats and pellet guns? Fuck yeah Mac Dre would neg rep you bilbo.
Bilbo is gay too.
Ah fuck off you sexually repressed, Batman mad virgin stoner.Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
I was enjoying these posts I'm seeing if you keep talking about me and to yourself what you will describe me as next. It was a bunch of things before it evolved to me being a virgin then having no interest in girls at all, but that was fucked up man what you said last.
STONER BILBO?!?!?! FUCK OFF MAN THAT'S NOT RIGHT YOU TAKE THAT SHIT BACK YOU ARE NOT IN ANY POSITION TO JUDGE ME YOU SHITHEAD. FUCK MAN THATS TAKING IT TO FAR I DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT.
Not sure if that conveys my anger properly but jokes aside I think I'm owed an apology for that last bit I won't let anyone here talk down on me like that, anyone >:mad
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Originally Posted by amat
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That's a joint in that mouth as is well documented here I don't fuck with joints 8)
Or indeed fuck with anything it seems.Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
Seriously I don't know why you object to being called a stoner, I mean take the drugs away and your are just a skinny white teen who has no interest in sex and likes Batman, the drugs are the only thing stopping you from being like this guy
http://sacandolavuelta.bitacoras.com/nerd.jpg
Bilbo does have his groupies. The way he pulls Brucelee strings and makes him jump is pretty amusing.
Bilbo I was just kidding "I'm a stoner and I'm chillin" I don't care about being called a stoner I was only joking.
Do I have to tell you who's words those are? And listen it's cool for me to clal myself a skinny white kid (the skinniest heavyweight you know, a skinny 6'5 motherfucker ((except I'm not 6'5)) but for you it's not.
As for liking Batman, it's not that I like Batman I like Christain Bale (but I don't want to do him, Bilbo), Christopher Nolan, Gary Oldman and Michael Cain and they made a great movie. Unless you want to go ahead and call all them nerds to. Listen clown I've had enough of this. I like sex and not the gay kind, fag. I don't like to discharge my own weapon because I can't shake the thought that I'm doing it myself and it just doesn't sit well with me so like I said, when I don't have to do it I don't do it. If lovin the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right. Or something along those lines. Yall are acting like this is right, no it's an option and I choose to bubble in the other option, the one that doesn't involve me stroking myself. Thank you goodbye.
I knew this thread was going places :)
It's just starting to warm up I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by CFH
But you are annoying me. This is my appreciation thread and you've come in twice and showed me no appreciation at all.
It's like your taunting me
Good Oumafan is in here. Look Oumafan, look who you've been siding with. Look at the thread go ahead don't let me stop you.
Make sure that apology is timestamped and on my desk by the time I get back.
Bilbo just admit that I'm cooler then you and I'm willing to call this whole thing off. You can go back to posting in peace about your sick little perversions and I'll be content in knowing that you know that I'm cooler then you. That's what this is really about right? Just say it would make my day.
I did threaten to neg rep him?
Well lets face it he's generally right about super hero movies (even Spiderman 1 and 2 I probably just paid attention for Kirsten Dunst's sake) and I have no problem with excessive masturbators.
Now that I think about it I haven't been knocking too many out lately (I tend to be cyclical) but none at all, that's crazy talk.
I don't like super hero movies either my argument was that Batman or more specifically The Dark Knight don't really fit that mold. Spiderman movies pretty much sucked and what the hell were you paying attention to Kirsten Dunst for? She's far from anything special.
I suppose that's better then paying attention for Toby McGuire, who is petite enough for Bilbo to consider sucking his cock. Can't be to far off base there.
Kirsten Dunst is special. There's something about her. Who's the girl from 24, Elisha Cuthbert, here and Kirsten Dunst I've been into lately. I think with Elisha Cuthbert its more that I just watched an episode of 24 (don't ask me why)and she was running from terrorists the whole show and she had this halter top thing on and it was a bit trance inducing.
I suggest you take up ice hockey then.Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan
No she's really not, but I'll give you Elisha Cuthbert even with her ass chin. She is very hot.
I think Britney Murphy is very hot, very hot.
Sure I'll admit your cooler than me if it makes you feel better about yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by amat
Of course some less gracious folks might find the idea that you need reassurance that your cooler than a self styled tranny loving hobbit as a bit lame and sad but if it makes you feel better I'll agree with you.
I'm not actually sure its even possible to be cooler than someone if you have to ask that person to admit that you are cooler, you've basically disqualified yourself through asking.
But I've always taken pride in the fact that I am very uncool so don't worry Amat, you are cooler than me. ;)
Three times and still no props, once more and the neg reps are coming outQuote:
Originally Posted by CFHI suggest you take up ice hockey then.Quote:
Originally Posted by OumaFan
Britney Murphy, no. Sorry.
I just saw some movie where this young guy became the boss of this old guy and started dating Scarlett Johanson, the guy's daughter, In Good Company maybe, but either way the movie was kind of meh but she looked pretty damn good in it.
I guess I don't get the hockey reference, dates hockey players?
No Bilbo I wasn't asking ok, I was telling and asking for you to repeat me. It's not as if I didn't know this, but just needed to make sure you knew to so when you say all these things about me that you know they ring hollow just as I do.