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100% genuine and 3 lumps of it...it's the neighbours little cunt of a dog that comes into my garden and shit's on my lawn:mad:
Gonna give it the business end of a shovel when i catch it and toss both parts of it back over the fence and see how the miserable bint of an owner likes that.
Was def white dog shit anyway and something i haven't seen since i was young.
Rare find...very happy with it..took me back to me youth and happy days of jumping brooks on me striker;D
HAHA slow day?Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
A thread on white dog shit?
Eagle dont underestimate the significance of white dog shit. It is a rare find and as Smash said something not seen since the 80's.
We got a dog from a rescue center the other week. She was out doing her business the other day and I thought to myself 'where has all the white dogshit gone?' Nice find Smash, seing some white dog shit is every bit as significant as finding a full sized Wham bar, although not as tasty I'd imagine.........Plopeater?
Used to see it everywhere back in the day..chalky texture usually and was very common in West London.
Think it was something to do with an additive being removed from certain dog foods in the 80's that lead to it's scarceness.
Might ebay it if it's still in her backgarden as i just fling it back over the hedge aiming at her kitchen window;D
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Originally Posted by eagleHAHA slow day?Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
A thread on white dog shit?
yep...but i only talk "Shit" on the hidden boards mate;)
Times ripe to do a Clint Eastwood on your next door neighbour. Catch him in the lift, grab him by the neck.. :mad: <use this stare talk through gritted teeth.
"Listen punk your nothing to me ,one day you're going to dry up, turn white and blow away in the wind just like dog shit."
"Keep ya mutt outta my backyard got it?" Well have ya punk?" :cool:
hahahahahaha ;D;D
If thats genuine Clint and he really did say that in a film then i'm gonna have to
We got horses opposite us at the stable over the road! gotta make it convincing;D
I'm off to ebay to buy a 10 gallon hat then..........................
He said something simular to some prick in a lift that had just sneered at him after winning a court case against Harry Callahan. ;D I love it, had to share.
Wasn't it just the elements that turned it white?
Also there seemed to be more stray dogs. There were no poo-bins in parks and stuff like that was there? And there doesn't seem to be half as much dogshit on pavements these days, no?
Yeah definately less shite on the ground these days but it seemed to disapear really quickly, before scooping poop and all that.
Maybe we just notice it less as we get older. Sort of like you used to step in dogshit all the time (well i did anyway ;D) but not anymore.
If it disappeared real quick then maybe Smash was right about something in their grub being altered.
Good topic ;D
When your a kid your smaller...so your eyes are closer to ground level;D
(can you see where i'm going with this);D;D
Maybe as we get taller and older we simply just miss it;D;D;D;D
hahaha
I miss White Dog Shit - in the same way that I miss Spangles & Cabanas & 10p Mix Ups :(
Smash was it White in the middle
Nah mate..this was the proper gear and chalky with it;D;D
Heard it ping off the neighbours window as i launched it back over her garden hedge so it was the old school stuff.
May have been fossilized from the 80's but deffo white through and through;D
Yep I made the neighbors prick son eat white dog shit once when we were little :-X;D
couple of fresh nuggets in the letterbox will get the message across:oQuote:
Originally Posted by smashup
I can not believe I actually opened a thread about Dog Shit..:nono:
Worst part is I was actually interested in the story:-\....
And to think we come here to get away from the shit:D
McPlopeater is now dead in the water if that helps.:(
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Originally Posted by Andre
Yeah haven't seem him in a bit...Not that I missed him or anything....
Personally I found it disturbing that a man would call himself that...Be it on the net or not....I also wonder about people who make sooo many jokes about eating shit:-\
Speaking of weird people doing odd things like that....
Where has Pride of Boston been?....
Last I seen him he had become infactuated with testicles:rolleyes:
Plopeater has issues imo...Why would you wanna give that much attention to eating shit?
Joking or not it's still a strange claim to even think about:-\
Ahhh white dog shit. Those were the days smash.
Takes me back to the days when you used to build dens outside, go for a shit in a field and wipe your arse on a docleaf, find a big stick and walk around chopping down nettles.The days when fingering a bird from school meant she was 'loose'
Great stuff
McPlopeater should know that I know who he is if he read in between the lines once.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by smashup
Dont think he'll show up as often now cause he was comming out of the closet and seems he has thought differently about it since. (which is good I agree; keep it in the vault).
I like him :cool:, both sides ;D.good fun.
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Originally Posted by JT Rock
Dare we ask how :-\.
:pissing::kick:<- "Right you, go eat sh!t"
I wonder if it was white the whole way through:-X