JT Rock's search for a punching bag

(phone) Ring. Ring

Violent D: Who the fukk this?
JT: It's me. The menace. What you got going on?
Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
JT: That's lovely. It never gets old. But the way I need a favor.
Violent D: Say no more. She's on her way. But remember the Golden line. "She said she was 18". I'm still cleaning up Boozes mess. I'm getting tired of that.
JT: Nah man. Not that. I'm still feeling that 17 year old. I mean 18 year old from last night.
Violent D: Than what you need? Speak my n***a
JT: A punching bag. I'm getting my work out on. I know you got a bunch of them.
Violent D (walking to his basement): That I do. That I do. What you looking for? Durability? Softness? What?
JT: What you recommend?
Violent D: Well I got the Saddo Boxer bag. It's pretty durable. It gets beat on, on a daily basis. The Brucelee one is not as durable. But it comes in pink.
JT: What else you got?
Violent D: I got a Kirkland Laing. A Taeth bag. If you want I can knock the dust off some of my old ones and let you pick. I got Fenster, Julius Rains, Memphis, Big H, Steelie, Munky, Bilbo. You name it. I got it. I even got me a Kid Thunder bag. Believe it or not.
JT: I heard some of them actually try and hit back?
Violent D: LOL. Where you hear that? The Big H one scratched back. But that's about it. Nothing you can't handle. What exactly you looking for?
JT: I ain't really trying to go all out on my work out. I'm just trying to impress this new MILF that moved next door. I need something that will make me look good.
Violent D: Say no more. I got the perfect punching bag for you. The hattonthehammer bag. Not durable at all. Plenty soft. Doesn't fight back. And it comes in pink as well.
JT: That will do just fine. I'll pick it up in an hour.
Violent D: Alright. Don't forget to bring my barely legal back.

;D

I can hold my load. ;)

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

I can hold my load. ;)

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I kill so many threads they should call it poasting.

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Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.

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Does a hardcore gangster/businessman/pimp really spend his spare time drinking alone in front of the computer watching clips of a Knock Out that's over a year old?

Obviously he meant he was fucking a 12 year old Cambodian whilst shooting people out of his bedroom window at the time.

The modern gangster can multitask.

I think he'd be better off with the Violet Denise bag.

It swings both ways.

and it loves a good hard stuffing.

Strange to just start a thread and launch an un provoked attack on 10 odd members (3 being Mods).

Wonder what goes on in his head that makes him act like such a cunt?

Anyone else think he got bum raped in prison?

Tyson (allegedly) did and very nearly mentioned it in an interview before the Julias Francis fight.;)

The similarities are there too..

Mad random outbursts and scathing attacks on people he doesn't even know.

I think he got bum raped in prison infact i'd bet on it.

I reckon he walks round like John Wayne too.


So come on VD fuck anyone else i want you to tell me what this "Attack" is all about and why the need to do it?

Be a man and face me (unlike those fellas in prison you were forced to face away from)

He's got more front than thebestp4p did.

I thought it was quite funny. The exchange about Hatton made me smile! ;D

Violent D: Nothing much. Just here chilling. Drinking on some BomBay and watching Ricky Hatton spear the corner post again.
JT: That's lovely. It never gets old

aaah bless violent dickhead and the mad irishmen chat to eachother over the phone during their free time :gayfight2:


though i suspect the conversation would of been along the lines of..........


JT Cock: Hi sweety, bored at home and just thought id give you a ring, soooooo..............what d`you doing??

Venereal disease: ohh you would not believe the day ive had. You know what butterfingers i have...well today im washing Howards underpants and AAAAAAAAHHHH OH MY GOD i soooooooooo broke a fingernail!!


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;D

You da man VD.

Hold up.

You bragging about beating on Kid Thunder? :vd:

Must admit. It was kinda amusing ;D

Ahem *cough*

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Two words..........

Walter

Mitty

Just seen you beat me to it Munk ;)

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:vd: The thread was just a simple way to let everybody know how JT got his new punching bag. But it seems some old wounds were open up. Not my problem. Seriously toughen the fukk up

On a side note I find it hilarious that a member who took his name from being "Smashed" in the ass :bananasex: on a regular basis feels the need to speak up for his buddies. I wonder what they do for him in return? :skiing:

Someones backpeddling pretty fucking quickly. I thought you were gangster?

Plastic.

It wasn't a malicious post and was quite entertaining. Even hardened gangsters can come onto the internet and post their comic muse.

I thought VD did alright there. hitmanhatton and JT have been arguing and VD posts this. It makes sense.

Shut up Miles, your spoiling it ;D

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Originally Posted by Memphis

Shut up Miles, your spoiling it ;D

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Sorry. VD you may have caught the gay....

I agree with Miles, he wasn't trying to cause 'beef' (beefcake maybe ???) he just wanted to have a bit of a flirt with the boys.

VD stopped winding me up months ago. He's just like an annoying little brother desperate for some attention. I just want to ruffle his hair and send him on his way ;D

My nan has lost a tea towel. Anyone seen it? She left it on the washing line but the neighbours apparently saw someone jumping over the fence in her garden.

We got a description. Approx 5ft 4, 89lb, massive pair of white nike air boots, carrying what looked like some sort of gun. One distinguishing feature was that he was wearing a militia type ammo belt around his waist but instead of bullets in it he had baby new potatoes in each of the holes.

He was last seen fleeing in the direction of the nearest vegetable allotment singing gangsters paradise whilst putting the teatowel on his head.

Anyway...details have been given to the police ;D

Bahahahahaha - Shit the bed ;D;D

He didn't do anything wrong though, in this instance. I'm not one for defending VD, but now he's left the thread I feel I can say that he was right to say what he said. We all have the right to send each other up, it's just satire.

Mike Jones!!!!!!!!!


Miles I cant believe you were in the Bilbo clan. :-\

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

Mike Jones!!!!!!!!!


Miles I cant believe you were in the Bilbo clan. :-\

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Ya miles took a new stance on forum groups. Renouncing himself from the Baggins Clan makes him 'used to be gay but not any more.'

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

Mike Jones!!!!!!!!!


Miles I cant believe you were in the Bilbo clan. :-\

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I was indeed a member of the Baggins clan.

Nobody could portray Gandalf as well as me.

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

Mike Jones!!!!!!!!!


Miles I cant believe you were in the Bilbo clan. :-\

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Ya miles took a new stance on forum groups. Renouncing himself from the Baggins Clan makes him 'used to be gay but not any more.'

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That is quite true. Thank you, youngblood. ;D

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

Mike Jones!!!!!!!!!


Miles I cant believe you were in the Bilbo clan. :-\

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I was indeed a member of the Baggins clan.

Nobody could portray Gandalf as well as me.

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Miles caught the gay. :(

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

Mike Jones!!!!!!!!!


Miles I cant believe you were in the Bilbo clan. :-\

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I was indeed a member of the Baggins clan.

Nobody could portray Gandalf as well as me.

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Miles caught the gay. :(

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Oh fuck!! :mad:

Not me as well!

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Originally Posted by miles

I was indeed a member of the Baggins clan.

Nobody could portray Gandalf as well as me.

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Miles caught the gay. :(

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Oh fuck!! :mad:

Not me as well!

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Well you caught it, but you passed it on to ol JT "the rock."

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He didn't do anything wrong though, in this instance. I'm not one for defending VD, but now he's left the thread I feel I can say that he was right to say what he said. We all have the right to send each other up, it's just satire.

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Mate, we're all just phucking about, there aint any malice in it :-\

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Originally Posted by miles

He didn't do anything wrong though, in this instance. I'm not one for defending VD, but now he's left the thread I feel I can say that he was right to say what he said. We all have the right to send each other up, it's just satire.

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Mate, we're all just phucking about, there aint any malice in it :-\

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leave it to Miles to get all emotional.

Yep, everyone fukks about on here. Don't think anyone takes it too seriously. ;D

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Originally Posted by miles

He didn't do anything wrong though, in this instance. I'm not one for defending VD, but now he's left the thread I feel I can say that he was right to say what he said. We all have the right to send each other up, it's just satire.

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Mate, we're all just phucking about, there aint any malice in it :-\

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I know that. I'm just worried about Booze stalking me these days.

That was pretty damned funny.. Good one homie

All you guys know its a piss take. Everyone knows the deal with HTH, he is a dimwitted fuktard. Allow me to illustrate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FetwJ0f6Rtg
So lets get to the bottom of this.

HTH is a shitbrain plain and simple, he goes off and insults Diane because he is a retard at gender idenification... Cant put 2 and fukin 2 together and figure its a girls name, meanwhile says she has a homoerotic sig of Cotto. News flash tiny!!! she is a chick, Diane is a 10000000000000000% a girls name!! Not like Pat, Kelly etc.. Then precedes to go on claiming she must get on her knees and apologize to a stud like him. WTF she is apologizing for is still the 8th wonder of the world because dusthead here is coherent like a dislexic retard. Still to this day no one knows what the fuk this guy is talking about let alone what she should be sorry for.

So I called his ass out on it, he drags VD in on it, says he's old news and I'm apparently his new Biatch:confused: Weird seeing that I Godsmacked and buried the sack of shit already to the point that he's currently my cleaning lady...

Then I respond to his wild claim by kicking his balls into the roof of his mouth and emasculate him to the point that he is still studdering and this happened 4 days ago....

That is all;)

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Originally Posted by miles

He didn't do anything wrong though, in this instance. I'm not one for defending VD, but now he's left the thread I feel I can say that he was right to say what he said. We all have the right to send each other up, it's just satire.

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Mate, we're all just phucking about, there aint any malice in it :-\

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I know that. I'm just worried about Booze stalking me these days.

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don't flatter yourself Gandalf