Carlsberg don't do stereotypes...
but Steven Gerrard does
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Carlsberg don't do stereotypes...
but Steven Gerrard does
Rafa Benitez has said that he wanted a more attacking side.
I think Steven Gerrard took this a little too literally.
BREAKING NEWS
Steven Gerrard has broken out of jail. Fortunately for the police, Ronaldo was his getaway driver.
Rafa Benitez has stated that Steven Gerrard will continue to lead the team out of the tunnel,
He just needs to finish digging the fucker first.
Steven Gerrard is ashamed of himself, as he is supposed to be a role model for the children of Liverpool.
And he never even knifed the bastard.
The newspapers tell us "Liverpool hit 5 at Newcastle".
Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
Trivia question - Which black, 20 stone bodybuilder rode a Derby winner?
Stevie Gerrard's cellmate.
as far as im concerned stevie g and the rest of those 2minute silence loving, any reason to mourn something scouse crybabys can all go to fucking hell!!!!!!
Brilliant... X.
Good stuff man.
:lolhaha:
Jesus mate thats a bit harsh, 96 people died including kids, i fucking hate Liverpool, but they were strong words mate. It was a tragic day.Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
Excuse me ? Scouser here! Though not a kopite.
What prized prick you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
I like a good rant as much as anyone but that was a bit harsh, hattonthehammer. But if that's the way you really feel though then fair enough. :-\
I think Steven Gerrard is brilliant anyway, top player.
You've had a shocker there mate!! That's bang out of order!!Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
lol all eyes on hatton there. but fair does that is a genuine tragedy there was big pull out in the paper and the amount of 16-18 olds on there is shocking
Steven Gerrard's co-defendants have all now changed their pleas to guilty. What happened to You'll Never Walk Alone?
Well rumours have it that Steven Gerrard will be banged in jail on friday.
And that's just on the first night.
Liverpudlian Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)
Is this our Stevie?
Captain of LFC?
Arrested in Southport
All caught on CCTV.
Open "The Sun"
It's there on Page One, you'll see.
I'm just a Scouser
I need some help
Because I'm Huyton-born, Huyton-bred
Once a Blue, now a Red.
Whatever the truth is, it doesn't really matter to me.
[Piano: Dumm di dum dum, dumm di dum dum]
Rafa! It's Stevie here.
I've just t*watted a DJ
And they've taken him away.
Rafa, we were four points clear
But now I fear we'll throw it all away!
Rafa! Ooooooooooh.
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not back in time to play at Preston Tinker on, tinker on, my
career is all in tatters....
[Piano: Dum di dum di dum, dum di dum di dum]
Too late! It's Walton Jail.
I don't think that I can cope
I can't bend down for the soap.
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave the Kop behind and face the Bench.
Rafa! Ooooooooooo! (Anyway the sh*it blows) I don't want to go to jail I
sometimes wish I'd never joined Liverpoo-ool!
[Piano, guitar and stuff]
I see a little silhouetto of Hamman
There's ,more dosh, there's more dosh if I sign for Man City But joining
such a sh*ite team is very very frightening to me
Calling Barry
(It's Rick Parry)
Calling Barry
(It's Rick Parry)
Calling Barry! He's Magnific-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy from a Scouse family He's just a poor boy from a
Scouse family Spare him his job says Co-Coach Sammy Lee
Piano: Tinkle, tinkle tinkle
Easy come easy go! Will you let me go?
It's me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
It's me, La!
No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
No no no no no no!
Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Rafa! Sammy! Get me out!
A Big House con has a shower set aside for me! For meee!
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[Big Guitar Riff]
So you think you can say my career's in decline!
So you think you can suggest my kids are not mine!
Oh DJ! Can't do this to me DJ!
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right outta here!
[More guitar and then the slow bit]
My career is now in tatters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters! Nothing really matters to me!
Anyway the sh*it blows!
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Originally Posted by X
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Originally Posted by skel1983Jesus mate thats a bit harsh, 96 people died including kids, i fucking hate Liverpool, but they were strong words mate. It was a tragic day.Quote:
Originally Posted by hattonthehammer
I agree with both of you.
I do find it hypocritical to appear moved by that kind of incident, then read in the paper about their private lives, more money than sense, drunk driving, speeding, drug taking, team roasting some slapper, getting in to fights etc.
FFS they're acting like coppers.:-\
Stevie should have pleaded guilty, he is definitely going to be found guilty. I do think he will end up getting community payback hours to do though.
He definitely IS guilty, you can see that from the footage. If he was an average guy he would be about to get at least a year, at best probably 2 years probation. However, I doubt he even gets found guilty & if he does he gets some piss-weak sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
he admits he threw 3 weak ass punches, one landed (forget what the prosecutors said about being a professional boxer type punches), his other mates did the damage which they admitted to. No way will he get to go to prison, first offence and only partly at fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by JazMerkinHe definitely IS guilty, you can see that from the footage. If he was an average guy he would be about to get at least a year, at best probably 2 years probation. However, I doubt he even gets found guilty & if he does he gets some piss-weak sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
He's a cowardly thug. He'll get community service if he does get found guilty, not a foregone conclusion.
Of course he gets away with it :rolleyes:
Liverpool footballer Steven Gerrard cleared of affray | Football | guardian.co.uk
So all his friends are guilty, but Stevie G is innocent :cwm13:
This is a complete joke & typical of how famous people manage to wriggle free of the crimes they're guilty of because of popularity. They should tried him in Manchester ;D