Hatton jokes

People are quick to criticise Ricky Hatton, but has anyone here lasted more than 4 minutes getting sweaty on the canvas with a little Phillipino?

************************************************** *******



Ricky Hatton walks into a librarian and asks for a book on boxing

the librarian advises him to "try the ground floor"

************************************************** *******



Whats the difference between a 20 pound note and ricky hatton??

the 20 pound will get you at least 2 rounds in


************************************************** *****



You have to feel sorry for Ricky Hatton: the biggest fight of his life, in front of 30,000 fans and millions watching it live on TV... yet he has to watch the highlights just to see how it ended.


************************************************** ******


Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for six minutes".


************************************************** ******



Ricky Hatton should replace the girl on the speeding adverts. "Hit me at 20mph and there's a 20% I might block it. Hit me at 30mph and I'll be stone cold on the fucking canvas."

************************************************** ******


I heard that Ricky Hatton is going on the Jeremy Kyle show to discuss domestic abuse.

Apparently they are going to get a few women on to show him how to punch properly.

************************************************** *******





;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D

LOL... poor Ricky ;D

there was a daytime quiz on yesterday and its one with the words missing.

the clue was boxer and it was like R _ _ K_ / H _ T_ _ N somthing like that and the guy guessed Ricky Hatton, the girl doing the quiz said yeah Ricky Hatton Knock out... the Guy who answerd the question said you mean Knocked out :-X

everyones having a go at him at the minute.;D

Ricky Hatton is already being run into the ground by the popular press please not you guys as well .

I'm sure after Ricky's stopped crying his eye's out put on a bit of weigh and considered everything he'll be okay .

Ricky 2 years from now with a big port belly reclining on his sun lounger with a guiness and Pims chaser in the back garden enjoying his wealth will look back and say 'what a fooking ride'

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Big Dick Whittington

Ricky Hatton is already being run into the ground by the popular press please not you guys as well .

I'm sure after Ricky's stopped crying his eye's out put on a bit of weigh and considered everything he'll be okay .

Ricky 2 years from now with a big port belly reclining on his sun lounger with a guiness and Pims chaser in the back garden enjoying his wealth will look back and say 'what a fooking ride'

---

40 million in the bank, a new mansion house and model fiance may also ease the pain a bit ;D

Plus guiness with a pims chaser ( not feeling sorry for the fat little cunt ) .

He wouldnt feel sorry for himself . ....;D

These jokes are from Ricky Hatton forum.




Ricky Hatton walks into a library and asks for a book on boxing.
The librarian says, ‘Try the ground floor’.


What's the difference between a £20 note and Ricky Hatton?
The £20 note will last more than 2 rounds!


I've had wanks that were knocked out slower than that for eff's sake.


eff me! I've seen £20 whores takes less of a battering around the ring than Hatton!!
He took such a battering around the ring Im surprised thay didnt find him in Michael Barrymores swimming pool!


I'm quite frankly disgusted by all the Ricky Hatton jokes on here.
It's not easy to get to the top of boxing, especially for someone who quite clearly has Downs Syndrome


I wish my wife would go down as easy as Ricky Hatton.


You have to feel sorry for Ricky Hatton: the biggest fight of his life, in front of 30,000 fans and millions watching it live on TV... yet he has to watch the highlights just to see how it ended.


You can tell Hatton's a Man City fan, with a defence like that.


Ricky Hatton's girlfriend was heard to say, "I don't know what the problem is, It makes a nice change for him to last for four minutes".


People are quick to criticise Ricky Hatton, but has anyone here lasted more than 4 minutes getting sweaty on the canvas with a little Phillipino?


¡¡¡ǝɥɔɐpɐǝɥ ɐ ʇoƃ ʇsnɾ sʞuɐɥʇ ǝuıɟ ɯɐ ˙ǝɹǝɥ uoʇʇɐɥ ʎʞɔıɹ


Ricky Hatton should replace the girl on the speeding adverts. "Hit me at 20mph and there's a 20% I might block it. Hit me at 30mph and I'll be stone cold on the effing canvas."


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it still make the same noise as Ricky Hatton in round 2?


I heard that Ricky Hatton is going on the Jeremy Kyle show to discuss domestic abuse.
Apparently they are going to get a few women on to show him how to punch properly.


For Ricky Hatton's next fight his sponsor's are thinking about advertisting on the soles of his boots...


Why all the media hype over swine flu?!? Manny Pacquiao floored more Brits in 2 rounds than swine flu has in 2 weeks


I think Hatton did a good job blocking the punches with his face.


Statistically, only 2/12 Ricky Hatton fans will get his joke.


What have Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter got in common? They both went down when they tried to take a little Filipino in the ring!


Did anyone else see that 4 minute infomercial selling the Ricky Hatton shaped punchbag?
I did try to tell Ricky Hatton; picking a fight with Jackie Chan was a bad idea.


What's small and stays hard for less than 3 minutes?
Ricky Hatton


You've gotta feel sorry for Hatton, I haven't seen rape that bad since last weeks crimewatch.


£15 for two rounds, and not even 1 effing drink.


Ricky the hit man Hatton should take up painting
He already spends more time on the canvas than Rolf Harris


If I was looking for a hitman, I wouldn't choose one lying flat out on the canvas.


I want a girlfriend like Ricky Hatton.
Doesn’t mind taking it in the face and once she goes down she stays down.


In my opinion, the fight between Ricky Hatton and Manny Pacquiao didn't live up to the hype it generated... I mean when I hear someone is called the "Pac Man", I expect them to come out to the ring shouting "Wakka Wakka Wakka" while chasing men in bed sheets


After being knocked out for the second time, Ricky Hatton is on the verge of becoming the first Manc to be able to count to ten!


Whats the diffrence between Ricky Hatton and Amir Khan?
About three and half minutes.


France wants to arrange a fight with Ricky Hatton; they think they might win for once


I think there's an S missing from Ricky Hatton's nickname.


What have Amir Khan, Ricky Hatton and Graham Norton got in common?
They've all been licked in the ring!


"There's only one Ricky Hatton."
eff me, needed a couple more didn't he?


I, for one, would not like to have Ricky Hatton as a Jenga partner.


Ricky Hatton has been having problems sleeping. His doctor advised him to count sheep. Only trouble is, when he reaches nine, he stands up.


Still, on the up side, without those belts he'll be able to get extra duty frees


Ricky Hatton walks into a left hook....


Well at least Ricky Hatton can finally continue his career as a stand up comedian. Oh wait....


That fight last night was like having sex with an impotent bloke... All that build up for him to go down in 4 minutes

http://www.rickyhitmanhatton.com/forum/ ... ic=12885.0

What I don't understand is that when you are winning you're a darling, when you lost you become a source of joke.

Most thought, including me that Hatton is is one of the toughest opponent Pac ever had. Though the outcome was my least expected, still Hatton packs an impressive credential.


The joke is tasteless imo.

As much as the people who came up with them are assholes, you're a bit of a prick for posting this. Scratch that - you're a massive prick.

What does Gary Glitter and Ricky Hatton have in common?

They both went down after trying to take a little Phillipino in the ring!

Sister just sent me that

I picked hatton to win and i think these jokes are hilarious lol Sorry guys but they are kinda funny. ;D

Im sure Ricky is laughing along with the jokes, he is that kind of a guy.

I believe those jokes were taken from RH fan forum. Glad to know they're already taking his defeat lightly now. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF7IzjmGbOE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4MMe0mNGwE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GxecF8eULw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOWrK0Ad56k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p2YKczQnYE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddv4mgjyx6c&feature=related

Lol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBBwqhr7_OA

This guy is losing his mind. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVjdZ...eature=related

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6559/69324101.jpg

http://i40.tinypic.com/2u8uwyq.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI9zN6dKnIw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4acE1bYkI

Hatton deserves having the piss ripped out of him after that embarassing display. Even David Diaz lasted longer than two rounds.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hughesd

Hatton deserves having the piss ripped out of him after that embarassing display. Even David Diaz lasted longer than two rounds.

---

That's right. Reason being is Diaz was on his tight guard most of the time.

Pacquiao vs Hatton Street Fighter version. ;D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JufdU...layer_embedded

What do Ricky Hatton and Bruce Lee's wife have in common?

Both were pounded by tiny Asian men.

From PACland:

http://xs539.xs.to/xs539/09190/aachat606.jpg

From ESB:

ticket, $100...

Food, $15...

Beer, $12...

Seeing Hatton gettin' KTFO...

PRICELESS!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by USAalltheway

What do Ricky Hatton and Bruce Lee's wife have in common?

Both were pounded by tiny Asian men.

---

That is very good! :o;D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Quinito

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI9zN6dKnIw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4acE1bYkI

---

;D

http://xs539.xs.to/xs539/09201/9964.jpg

british way of life is to always make light of others misfortunes

its not done in a malicious way more to make light of a situation. Know its wrong but who on here didnt here at least 20 gags the days after someone like steve irwin/jade goody died??

"I got's me likkle boy, and I'm a likkle bit smarter and A likkle bit wiser" Ricky's a dweeb. He
he's been overrated just like Cotto, Margarito, and Mayweather

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by scraptime

"I got's me likkle boy, and I'm a likkle bit smarter and A likkle bit wiser" Ricky's a dweeb. He
he's been overrated just like Cotto, Margarito, and Mayweather

---

lol

floyd Mayweather at 40-0 is overrated. Thats almost as absurd as saying man utd have won 12 odd titles by pure chance!!

I’ve got the power!
This one goes to the MacBook Air. The Asus Eee PC 1008HA Seashell’s Intel Atom N280 processor can’t match the Intel Core 2 Duo offerings that Apple’s kitted the Air with. It’s like putting Ricky Hatton in the ring with Manny Pacquiao.

;D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by scraptime

"I got's me likkle boy, and I'm a likkle bit smarter and A likkle bit wiser" Ricky's a dweeb. He
he's been overrated just like Cotto, Margarito, and Mayweather

---

And the most retarded post of the year award goes to....:rolleyes:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by scraptime

"I got's me likkle boy, and I'm a likkle bit smarter and A likkle bit wiser" Ricky's a dweeb. He
he's been overrated just like Cotto, Margarito, and Mayweather

---

And the most retarded post of the year award goes to....:rolleyes:

---

would try and immitate talking phillipino but the only phrase i know is "me love you long time" and "10 dollar sucky sucky" ;D;D;D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by scraptime

"I got's me likkle boy, and I'm a likkle bit smarter and A likkle bit wiser" Ricky's a dweeb. He
he's been overrated just like Cotto, Margarito, and Mayweather

---

And the most retarded post of the year award goes to....:rolleyes:

---

would try and immitate talking phillipino but the only phrase i know is "me love you long time" and "10 dollar sucky sucky" ;D;D;D

---

That's Vienamese.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dr. Steelhammer

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by miles

And the most retarded post of the year award goes to....:rolleyes:

---

would try and immitate talking phillipino but the only phrase i know is "me love you long time" and "10 dollar sucky sucky" ;D;D;D

---

That's Vienamese.

---

:lolhaha:

those are pretty funny.

how about a new nickname for hatton since Hitman really belongs to hearns anyway?

Ricky "gotHithardMan" Hatton

Ricky Flattened

Ricky "Rockedstar" Hatton

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...n-knockout.jpg

He did have stars spinning around his head. There's a big one right behind his head on the picture below.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...n-knockout.jpg[/quote]

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Chino

He did have stars spinning around his head. There's a big one right behind his head on the picture below.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...n-knockout.jpg

---

[/quote]

Lol ;D

What the hell is up with Ricky and rockstar logo?