A pheasant ran out in front of me to day i hit it at 85mph its left a massive dent in my car gonna cost me £200 to get it fixed. I am so p***ed off.
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A pheasant ran out in front of me to day i hit it at 85mph its left a massive dent in my car gonna cost me £200 to get it fixed. I am so p***ed off.
At least you weren't the pheasant.
very true all i saw has a puff off feathers when i looked in the mirror.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
What was a pheasant doing in your car??
It was'nt i ran it over.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoomBoom
I guess one could say that you were "Pheasantly Surprised" ;D
YouPeasant fukker, pleasant plucker, Pheasant fukker pheasant plucker
Did you eat it?
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I know man, i was just bustin ya cause of the title lol...poor feathered bastard, must have been a big fella for it to leave a dentQuote:
Originally Posted by littlebifIt was'nt i ran it over.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoomBoom
One time a buddy of mine hit a beaver on a road (it is rare to hit a beaver), and then the next day his girlfriends father went by the same place and a vulture (buzzard) who was eating on it was there and tried to fly away and ended up going through his windshield.
I was gonna ask the very same question, till I saw you had done it already. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BoomBoomI know man, i was just bustin ya cause of the title lol...poor feathered bastard, must have been a big fella for it to leave a dentQuote:
Originally Posted by littlebifIt was'nt i ran it over.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoomBoom
My mate hit one, I'm trying to find pics... the bonnet was covered in fluff and the rest of it was wrapped around his engine :-X;DQuote:
Originally Posted by littlebifvery true all i saw has a puff off feathers when i looked in the mirror.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
It was insolant.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoomBoom
Eat the little bugger. An expensive meal at 200 pounds! :-X
nice. bet that he enjoyed cleaning it off ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
I think i've posted this on here before but one day..........
On my way to work I was driving in a 100KPH zone (60MPH) and going a tad over the speed limit. Two birds were fighting over something and one flew straight into my path. Dont know what sort, small to medium bird. All i saw was the puff of feathers and knew i'd hit the bird. So I drove the rest of the 60 k's I drive to and from work each day. Parked my car did a few things at work and left early as I had to do some running around with the kids after school. On the way to work i noticed a few people looking at my car in the traffic which is not the usual, i'm not in a ferrari thats for sure. Anyway drove the 60 k's back home picked up the kids, went to chemist, shopping, bank etc all around town then home. When we get home the kids go past the front of the car and all stop and look with mouths open. There is a dead bird in the grill of the car. And sure enough more than half of the dead bird was hanging out of the grill for the whole day.
Do you know that in British law if you run over a Pheasant and intend to take it away with you (to cook and eat presumably ;D) you are bound by law to stop the next vehicle and ask them if they would like the pheasant.
This aint a joke it's true - just a bit of useless info for ya ;)
Too right, be a real man! Cut the dent out of the car panel and use that as a wok.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BoomBoom
Could be worse, I was driving home from work down the A127 at about 5 in the morning a couple of years ago and saw a car that had hit a horse. Could not even tell what car it was, that was a sight.
oh my... poor pheasant...Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB