what would you do for £500 pounds (750 dollars)

In all honest truth now. I suppose it comes down to how well off you are financially. Im a 24 year old warehouse worker hence im broke more often than not....

Id go down on susan boyle and give hand relief to boozeboxer for £500 quid or as we call it in east london "a monkey"

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Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

In all honest truth now. I suppose it comes down to how well off you are financially. Im a 24 year old warehouse worker hence im broke more often than not....

Id go down on susan boyle and give hand relief to boozeboxer for £500 quid or as we call it in east london "a monkey"

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I'd buff Giant Haystack's Rusty Sheriff's badge ;D

I would work for 6 hours.
:spongebob: I could dress up as an atm machine and wait for some unsuspecting old fool to come along and make a deposit of 500, and the monkeys mine!

I'd run up and down the highway naked, smeared in peanut butter and honey, with 3 rat traps set off{one each for my nipples and one for my balls}, a banana poking out my arse, with a superman cape flowing behind me and a gerbil exercise wheel strapped to my head{gerbil pumped full of methamphetamins and running like the devil}all the while wearing clown shoes and singing Tiny Tim's "Tip Toe Through the Tulips"......I'd do it for nothing but the $750 would pay for my bail:)

I would work for a day for £ 500 quid ,

I'd shit in a bag, then set it on fire on your doorstep. I might even do it for cheaper. Basically, is negotiable.

Set fire to a cat

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

I would work for a day for £ 500 quid ,

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Would you give Kid Thunder a Compliment for £501?

In all respect I don't need £500. My bank account is healthy now and will be even more healthier tomorrow as I get paid then. But the 5 tonne would add to my new car fund, so I wouldn't say no to it. At the moment I'm saving and spending little.

Youd give a dude a handjob for 750 dollars?

:gay5:

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

I would work for a day for £ 500 quid ,

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Would you give Kid Thunder a Compliment for £501?

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No ;D

I don't know. Maybe become a gigolo. Or mug someone.

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Originally Posted by miles

I don't know. Maybe become a gigolo. Or mug someone.

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lol, finally a sensible answer

was waiting for someone to answer with "refinance the equity on my mortgage rate" ;D;D;D

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Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

In all honest truth now. I suppose it comes down to how well off you are financially. Im a 24 year old warehouse worker hence im broke more often than not....

Id go down on susan boyle and give hand relief to boozeboxer for £500 quid or as we call it in east london "a monkey"

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Thanks hammer.

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

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Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

In all honest truth now. I suppose it comes down to how well off you are financially. Im a 24 year old warehouse worker hence im broke more often than not....

Id go down on susan boyle and give hand relief to boozeboxer for £500 quid or as we call it in east london "a monkey"

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Thanks hammer.

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A welcome shake of the hand whenever you need one. Quite touching that. ;D

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Originally Posted by miles

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Originally Posted by boozeboxer

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Originally Posted by hattonthehammer

In all honest truth now. I suppose it comes down to how well off you are financially. Im a 24 year old warehouse worker hence im broke more often than not....

Id go down on susan boyle and give hand relief to boozeboxer for £500 quid or as we call it in east london "a monkey"

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Thanks hammer.

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A welcome shake of the hand whenever you need one. Quite touching that. ;D

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to be honest having seen/heard boozeboxer im guessing it would mean me having to use not just a hand but a microscope ;D