Crazy...50 years old. He was the greatest entertainer of all time, hard to believe hes dead. Rest in peace.
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Crazy...50 years old. He was the greatest entertainer of all time, hard to believe hes dead. Rest in peace.
Ive been watching for a couple hours now and they still havent confirmed it
I think the hospital need permission from the family before they announce anything
Its been confirmed. He died this morning. He was with his father Joe. Ge called an ambulance and by the time he got to the hospital he was already dead....I dont think there has been a more influential entertainer in history. He set a bar that nobody will ever be able to reach.
Just caught wind of it. My first thought was, Holy shit, Michael Jackson is dead!? :o
what, when did this happen???????????????
only joking;D
Would anyone like some good jokes? ;D
Mr.X, you now have the floor.Quote:
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Judging from the last pics i saw of Jackson , it will be rest in pieces , judging from the state of his skin.;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BoomBoom
do it! do it now;DQuote:
Originally Posted by hitmandonnyMr.X, you now have the floor.Quote:
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All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was!
Pop is dead.... Our thoughts go out to Snap and Crackle at this difficult time.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.
What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.
Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some fuckin Psychic he is!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3?
Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.
For Sale; single white glove , slightly soiled index finger
(comes with FREE monkey that won't stop crying
Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter grants his new angel one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says, "I wish all the children in the world to be safe."
Three hours later, God kills Micheal Jackson
So many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it is what he would have wanted.
When Michael Jackson grabbed his chest and went "Ow!", did anyone notice?
26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.
You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.
A tenner says we never see La Toya again.
Isn't it ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm.
Where the big hand touches the little hand...
Madonna, what a pretentious bitch she is, running about adopting poor African kids,
Who the fuck died and made her queen of pop ?
Oh wait ..........
When Michael Jackson dies he has asked for his body to melted down and made into plastic toys.
Apparently this is so children get a chance to play with him for a change
I think we can now assume that the girl is Paul McCartney's.
Looks like Baby P has a new playmate.
Dear Sirs,
I understand that Mr Jackson's possisions are to be auctioned off to meet his huge debts.
I would like to bid £10,000 for his laptop, please
Yours sincerely
G. Glitter
What a coincidence, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying on the same day.
One played with Majors and the other played with Minors.
R.I.P
Easy as 1, 2, 3
So Michael's career did end with an arrest after all.
Some people are saying Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he could remain a danger to small children.
Others are saying how his dying wish was to be melted down into plastic cups, so children could carry on getting their lips around his rim.
We were watching some Michael Jackson videos on Youtube last night to show my son how great an artist he was.
My son said "Dad, why does he keep touching his willy?"
I said "Son, for 25 million, I'd have let him touch your willy"
Jockey's at tomorrows Newmarket Meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.
They interviewed Michael's girlfriend on TV yesterday, she said she was devastated - first her parents left her in Portugal, and now this.
I hear Madame Tussauds have just acquired a perfect plastic model of Michael Jackson.
What's Blue and sticks out of Michael Jackson's bed?
Billy's Jeans...
Micheal jackson dies of cardiac arrest: Finally an arrest that will actually stick
Reports are in that Micheal Jackson may have choked on a small bone.